Who the fuck is Bai Ling and why is her life better than all of ours? Most Chinese imports I meet are into gaming and computers and talking in binary code when they aren’t working at their parent’s convenience stores, restaurants or dry cleaners. They don’t end up at red carpet events with their tits hanging out, I mean unless you count that one girl, but it wasn’t really a red carpet event, it was a rub a tug massage parlor….but there was music playing in the background…and I like to think every time I get jerked off for 20 dollars is a star studded event.
2009
17
Apr
Ali Larter Shows Off Some Tit of the Day
I got a lap dance with a girl who had small tits because she seduced me. I don’t really have the ability to say no when they start grabbing at me and squeezing my nipples, I guess because nipple play is always fucking immasculating and turns me into their bitch. Either way, it was a contact dance, meaning I could grab her ass and tits, but since she didn’t have tits, and within the first minute managed to stick her ass in my face, forcing me to smell her dirty asshole, gagging and realizing that the small of a dirty asshole makes me not want to grab onto her ass and slap it around like it was my kid/wife who didn’t fold the laundry properly, I don’t like creases on my shirt god damnit….
Posted in:Ali Larter|cleavage|Grey Gardens
2009
17
Apr
Paris Hilton Shows Off Some Tit of the Day
This fame hungry rich kid’s plan still seems to be working. I don’t think anyone really gets that people are talking about a girl who peaked on the first season of Simple Life, because the concept was actually funny, and because Nicole Richie carried the show by being a cunt to the everyday people, but we’re still talking about her. I guess that’s just proof that my life is really fucking lame, but let’s face it, I didn’t need Paris Hilton, or her cleavage to learn me that, I kind of already knew, you know with a combination of failing at pretty much everything I’ve tried and having bad sex with bad women since ’85, posting on Paris is just another nail in the coffin, even though I died decades ago….You get what I am saying and here is her cleavage…
Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton|Party
2009
17
Apr
Lo From the Hills Hanging With Some Tits of the Day
I don’t watch The Hills but it turns out that Heidi and Spencer and Audrina and Lauren Conrad aren’t the only useless cunts on the show, they have a useless cunt of a friend named Lo and here she is posing with a set of fat tits, something that would probably come in handy 10 years down the line when she is forced to do bootleg lesbian porn in hotel rooms to pay her fucking rent.
2009
17
Apr
Creepy Jessica Alba Video of the Day
I am working on getting some posts up, I just got distracted with laziness, but I know you are here and need to be fed useless commentary on useless people who aren’t quite as useless as me. While I upload pictures, I figured I’d post this Alba on Leno video I came across that is creepy as hell. Her fans are relentless and went to the trouble of not only capturing the footage from their TV, but also sat there editing it into some slow motion weirdness that needs a soundtrack, you know some Lionel Richie shit, or any love song to really secure how creepy this motherfucker is.
Knowing that you are a creep, I figured I’d post it for you. I am nice like that.
Posted in:Jessica Alba|Leno|Video
2009
17
Apr
Brody Jenner and His Playboy Slut in Video of the Day
I just woke up again, I really should get an alarm clock, but I don’t think there’s really a point. I figure that I’ll make an already useless day, a little more useless with this video of Brody Jenner and the Playboy slut he’s fucking leaving a bar. I know. Sitting through this kind of thing has no positive affects on your self esteem/self worth/ pretty much anything, because watching a Brody Jenner video is always deeply pathetic. I just can’t find anything interesting to write about. Enjoy.
Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole|Video
2009
17
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I am drunk – this is an email i got…..
Its not Zhang Ziyi its Ziyi Zhang and she is probably one of the most famous people in the world. Not hollywood famous but Chinese famous. I think she would probably be rank 2nd most famous in the world behind Aishwarya Rai of Bali-wood in India. Ziyi Zhang is the girl in crouching tiger hidden dragon and in house of flying daggers. the english film you may know her best from is memoirs of a geisha. she was also the asian girl in rush hour 2 and Jet Li’s “Hero”. you honestly shouldnt be writing about famous people if you are ignorant of big world wide stars.
why do people care this much about useless whores. It is annoying…. people tried to fuck with me and here are my links…
Have Sex The Only Way You Know How
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Tori Spellings Tits = Dried GRapes Hanging From a Tree
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Hand UFC Fights Are Pretty Rad
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Filet O’Fish, Mothafucker!
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The 8 Hottest Porn Sluts Of The 70s
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I Kind of Wanna Motor Boat Kendra Wilkinson
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The Lohans All Have Dirty Faces. And Vaginas
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Your Business Cards Suck
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Interview With the Exhibitionist
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Angelica is Pure Heaven
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Here’s The Mug Shots Of Domino’s Greatest Employees Ever
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30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos: A Gallery
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A Look At Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston Wants to Have a Big Jewish Baby
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Thank God Fergie Saved Us From Seeing Her Dick
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Alizee Poulicek is See Through
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Kristen Bell is Looking Cute
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That Fat Lady From Britain’s Got Talent is Blowing Up All Over the Place
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The FCC and a Bunch of Other Fucking Assholes Are Pissed at Sir Mix a Lot
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Farting in the Women’s Bathroom
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Sexy Referee Marta Zawadzka
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Slut With a Gun
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Irma Will Set You Free
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More Reggae Dancehall Insanity
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Godesses Walk Among Us
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Eva Longwhoria Bikini Shots
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Chanelle Hayes is Covered But Naked
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Tits and Booze. Nuff Said
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Rudy Huxtable is Getting A Reality Show, I Thought She Was Dead From Drugs, But I Guess Not
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Man Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Insane
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Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Nicole Nilanti Narain
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Rhianna is Coming Back
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Star Wars Macguyver Mash Up
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Bitch, That Ain’t No Pussy
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Carlie is a Cyber Girl
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Lady GaGa is Fucking Full Of Herself its Unreal
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Will Ferrel is Comic Gold
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Live from Congress the Skull Fucking Bill
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
16
Apr
Uplifting Post of the Day
I am not a very organized person, you know, I don’t pay on time, I don’t show up on time, I don’t remember special dates like birthdays or anniversaries, so in case I forget, I just wanted to wish Patrick Swayze an RIP in Advance, at least this way he can see my condolences while still alive, if he has the strength to turn on a computer, provided he knew this site existed.
He doesn’t seem to be having fun with cancer and these pictures of him at a reported 105 pounds prove that cancer is not only a great diet plan, but it’s also fucking horrible to watch ravage a person. The sadness is that pancreatic cancer is one of those cancers that can’t be cured so unless a miracle happens, it’s just a matter of time, but at least he’s trying to put on a fight. I would hate for this to happen to me and I’m sure you’d hate for it to happen to you, but I don’t think I’d mind if it happened to lets say, Paris Hilton, so if you have money, donate to Cancer research. Seriously.
No, this isn’t a jerk off post, unless you are weird…really fucking weird.
Posted in:Cancer|Patrick Swayze