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2009

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is my birthday and I am not doing anything. I am not at the strip club drinking my face off, I am not at the all you can eat for 200 dollar brothel down the street getting a blowjob, I am not at an Asian rub and tug, I am not even watching sex tapes that I’ve made with ex girlfriends while crying, remembering the good times…..I am sitting next to my wife who has a spoon full of peanut butter she was suckin on, resting on her disgusting cleavage, knowin’ I am not getting laid tonight, realizing that is the real gift from god. Happy Birthday to me….

Taylor Momsen Sluts It Up At Church
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If 90’s Pop Songs Had the Features of DVDs, These WOuld be the Deleted Scenes
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Audrina Patridge, Hoe Or Housewife Picss
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Idiot Broad Locks Herself in Her Car
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Lebron James is AMAZING!
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Kellie Pickler is Lookin’ Fine
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They Are Full Bodied, With Just a Hint of Yeast
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EPIC CHESS!!
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Ginnie is Downright Sexy
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The Nine Worst Roomates You Will Ever Have
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A Good Women Makes Wife Worth Living. Trust Me, I Hate My Wife and Want to Die
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Gary Coleman is One Upset Midget
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Striptease of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Going to Be Single in 3, 2, 1…
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Whitney Houstan Must Really Love Bobby Brown
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Stephanie Pratt Panty Upskirt
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Thandie Newton Almost Gives me a Boner
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Here’s Some More Lohan and Ronson Drama, and This Time Its Getting Juicy
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The Penis Festival of Japan Looks Kind of Amazing
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Billy Ray is Stepping Up the Pimp My Daughter Game
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Heidi Klum is a Pizza Girl
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Boobs Pop Out a Plenty
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Guy Barfs on a Stripper!! VIDEO!!
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Denisa and Her Pink Pussy
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A BMX Fail is Always Good For a Laugh
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sUse This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Bunch of Catwalk Nip Slips
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Victoria Silvstedt is Back
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Lindsay Strutt naked and British
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Shake that ASSSSS!!s
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Kendra Wilkinson is Half Retarded
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Melyssa Ford Will Make You Want Her
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Sandy Delivers More Than Pizza
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Kaye Moss’s Very Cokey Cooking
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Carrie Underwood, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Chewbacca Plays the Guitar!
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Now That’s Some Dirty Talking
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JOhn Mayer Wrote a Song About Jennifer Aniston
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The Hangover that Just Wont Go Away
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77 Sexy Farrah Fawcet Photos
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Are You As Confused As I Am?
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BONUS!

Worst Burglar EVER
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Apr

Fat Kid Rapping About Food of the Day

I don’t know why but I am really not into writing about celebrities today, so I decided to go get lunch and pretty much waste away like it was a Sunday since I am into this 2 day hangover shit, now that my liver doesn’t metabolize alcohol anymore, so I figured I’d post a fat kid rapping about food, because I was a fat kid and I am still fat and I don’t have that same relationship with food, but my wife does, and if she could, she would have married herself some cured meat or some shit. Instead she’s got me and is in need of a cure, that was a bad STD joke. We like to keep them local. You know in the vagina. I don’t know man. Hard day today is all.

Posted in:Fat Kid|Food

2009

06

Apr

Shout Out to Mexico of the Day

Some of you know I am Mexican. Sure I barely lived there, none of the culture is part of my life, but It’s still something I embrace every time I hit up the local Mexican restaurant when I try to sort out a deal on my meal. Unfortunately, the place is about as Mexican and Jessica Alba and owned by white people, staffed by South American people, and don’t really care about serving those born in a country they are exploiting.

Some of you say I don’t cover enough Mexican content, so when I saw this life changing video of a Mexican cop, I had no choice but to deliver, because in this fall to poverty that was supposed to be a rise to the top, I can’t forget my roots.

Posted in:Mexican Content

2009

06

Apr

Keepin’ Shit Classy in the Ghetto of the Day

I hate when people say that shit in the ghetto isn’t classy. Just because people are poor and strugglin’ doesn’t mean they don’t know how to be examples to society. I think this video will prove all the haters wrong and remind us that the real hell is the suburbs.

Posted in:Ghetto

2009

06

Apr

Lauren Conrad Does a Bikini With Her Boyfriend of the Day

Phony actress Lauren Conrad brought her boyfriend out to the beach and shit changed my fucking life. Actually it didn’t. It just reminded me that someone so much more useless than pretty much anyone I know can be so much more successful and well-received by the general public, despite being average at best in looks and substance, but I guess that’s just the world we’re livin’ in, at least it’s going to end in 2012, at least that’s what I read, and that means I only have a couple more years before seeing all these fuckers die, because as you know, I will survive the apocalypse, because I’m a cockroach, I just don’t have much of a cock.

Posted in:Bikini|Lauren Conrad|Top

2009

06

Apr

Venus Williams Dressed like a Gorilla in a Bikini of the Day

I was going to say that it’s not Halloween and that Venus Williams can take off her Gorilla suit, especially when at the beach, where it’s hot and could lead to some kind of heat exhaustion or death, like what happened to an old crazy lady who lived in my building and always wore snow suits in the middle of summer, because she didn’t realize it was summer, and she just ended up roasting to death in her apartment a few years ago, but then I realized that shit is just her Hulk body and remembered some of you weirdo’s find her hot, especially when she lets other girls climb up on her like she’s some kind of amusement ride.

Posted in:Gorilla|Venus WIlliams

2009

06

Apr

Amy Winehouse Family Reunion of the Day

So Amy Winehouse was finally reunited with her family members who had been packed up and shipped to the Caribbean about 8 years ago when their trainer decided to retire and head south and figured he could set up a little beach operation where he’d sell rides to tourists….and the whole thing really lifted her spirts….

It turns out that Winehouse made a little time for her new black boyfriend because he fills her ratty pussy up nicely and doesn’t mind because she pays him more than he made washing dishes at some local resort….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Caribbean|Horse|IRC

2009

06

Apr

Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl are Cheaters of the Day

Actor’s are full of shit. They are self absorbed liars. There is no such thing as some kind of schizophrenia that takes over them and that makes them become this whole new person who they are playing, where they take on their roll that intensely, especailly when you’re a talentless piece of shit like Ashton Kutcher who only has a career because of his looks, making him a lot like every whore who works in a bar or restaurant wearing a low cut top, only not as interesting to look at.

So when I saw these pictures of him and Katherine Heigl kissing, I felt the need to post the shit, because both these motherfuckers are married and where I come from, making out with girls for work has never been a good enough for my wife to accept, and just because I would love my wife to make out with another dude, maybe fall in love with him, and get her to leave me the fuck alone because I hate her, doesn’t mean seeing this level of adultery doesn’t offend me or my Christian morals.

Leading me to officially understand why I have always hated him, because I knew he sold his soul to the devil and was some kind of heathen, now I just have the evidence as to why he needs to be executed.

Here are the spouses…..

Here is Ashton and Katherine Heigl doing some Bikini scene, where they kept Heigl clothed, because she has a dumpy piece of shit of a body…..

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Cheaters|Katherine Heigl

2009

06

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Still on the Beach and She’s Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day

I am bored of this Tamara Mellon bitch. I gave her love. I wrote she was a hot 40 year old multi-millionaire, designer shoe owning motherfucker. I gave her credit for not being a typical whore wallet fucking groupie and I said she had a hot tight little ass I’d like to explore like some kind of South Pole expedition in the 1940s and she never reached out, she never emailed me, she never said “hey thanks for not rippin on me despite wanting to rip me apart with your sex toy collection and other household objects”, so I am posting pictures of her picking her ass like she was the poor kid I went to school with who always had black fingers and smelled like shit, who was constant in his ass pickin’ because he didn’t have access to toilet paper because that was one of life’s luxuries and because he had some kind of ass worms from his poor hygiene, when he was probably the last person who could afford ass worms or any parasite for that matter, because his daily diet consisted of a chocolate bar.

Posted in:Ass|Beach|Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

06

Apr

Access Hollywood on Mel B’s Vegas Peep Show of the Day

I just woke up, I am still hungover from a 3 day bender with some asian dude I met from Long Beach, who hated himself for being asian, and was a really bad drunk, but who wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone. Someone sent me this Mel B behind the scenes bullshit that was on Access Hollywood Friday, where she talks about her pussy being lasered, and for you Sci-Fi idiot virgins that just means how she maintains her bush and it doesn’t mean she’s some kind of robot from the future sent to earth to satisfy you.

Posted in:Access Hollywood|Mel B|Peep Show