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2022

03

Jun

Kristen Stewart Braless of the Day

I don’t find Kristen Stewart a compelling star. I thought she was some product of incest poor chick who was sold to the industry because she geographically lived in and around LA and it was easy for her creepy dad to sell her off to some random producer he met at the grocery store, a bitch has got to eat motherfuckers.

I never understood her celebrity, she’s a boing, emotionless, barely hot actress, so either she’s got dirt on important people who did terrible things to her or in front of her, or she’s actually one of their own with famous, connected family….because there’s gotta be something about her that justifies her “a-list” attitude….

Sure, Twilight was huge, but is that enough to keep this bitch working, or is there are more sinister side to the story…..

The weirdest thing about her, at least for me, is that despite being a lipstick lesbian, which is a lesbian that doesn’t look like a biker, bus driver, cafeteria lady, or man…..even though I don’t believe lesbianism is a real ailment, not even in priDEMONth….

But yeah, the weirdest thing about her, even when she’s dating/fucking seemingly hot chicks, she’s still fucking boring to me….and even if I think lesbianism is fake, anti-climatic, masturbatory, even narcissistic….like “girl wants pussy praised by other girl, because she thinks she’s top pussy”….I can still happily watch girls fuck girls…yet Kristen Stewart doesn’t make me want to watch her sex tapes if there were sex tapes an she’s not even hideous….so explain that….can a girl be so boring that even when hot enough to be famous is not someone I want to see fuck….I can’t explain that…it is inexplicable…my own kind of X-Files…..

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2022

03

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism was a political movement to take women out of the house, to destroy the family unit, to tax women to line the pockets of the people who funded the feminist movement and it’s been one of the biggest lies, or scams, towards women, their happiness, their purpose, their lives….yet you still have girls getting railed by random men 5 nights a week, thinking it’s a feminist act….or hating on men, even though women were seen as the queen of the house, something a man would throw his life into supporting, back when this feminism thing happened…..it was propaganda, and people feel for it….

These girls aren’t feminists, but if you ask any girl if she’s a feminist, they’ll probably say yes…they just didn’t post braless content for feminism, I put that spin on it, because I am fake news….

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2022

03

Jun

Doja Cat Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Doja Cat is, but she’s some trending popstar from the internet, which means she’s probably not all that impressive, but one of those weak and desperate fame at a level the execs like, because they know that she’s not going to stray from their orders or rules, because her maintaining her fame is critical.

Apparently, she got famous for wearing a cow bikini, saying “bitch I’m a cow, moo”….turned into a song that I assume went big on TikTok, as it does, and now she’s famous.

To all the struggling artists out there trying to figure it out, you just need to be someone that can be bought with little to no talent or creativity, because the audience is so fucking empty, they don’t even need real music, just retard sounds to keep their retard heads boppin’.

It’s a fucking disgrace but I’ll look at her in her bikini trying to be comedic, in her bikini, to make it seem like she’s not being some clickbait trash that she clearly is….and all I gotta say is where’s the asshole at girl…..at least make something about you interesting….asshole always helps achieve that.

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2022

03

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Fullback panties are making a comeback because we’ve become a lazy society that celebrates laziness, and prefer comfort and putting no effort into things, rather than getting all uncomfortable for the sake of hotness.

It’s the throw in the towel on sexy, but bring in the panty big enough to be a towel, or a sail, in the event you’re lost at sea and all you have left is your panties to sav you.

I have never been a real hater of the fullback panty, I’m from the 80s and they were standard fare amongst the normies, if you were seeing panties, you were winning…so you didn’t bother to see or care if they were stained, oversized, the panties were enough.

Obviously, with everyone being a sex obsessed, or sex to market themselves slut, we’ve shifted from the panty, but like my friend Stefan the Hairdresser said so well the other day…..these girls need to give paying customer what they want, which is always the same thing, but in different ways….meaning sometimes a granny panty or a mom panty gets slaughtered in the process and I’m ok with that, cuz I’m old, it’s still panties, and the whole girlfriend experience in a lonely and empty world happens with something a bitch wears on her period….

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2022

03

Jun

Marlijn Hoek Tits for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know who this model is, her name is and she’s got her tits out.

She’s not all that popular on the whole social media feed with only 30k followers, but she’s got her tits out, so you know sh’s trying her best to change that, which is the amazing thing about women, you know if they pull their tits out they get what they want, but they all try so hard to not resort to pulling their tits out. CRAZY.

I had a friend who once told me he had a videogame idea where you’re a sex offender, but the game play wasn’t TO sex OFFEND, it was to NOT sex offend, meaning, the inclination of the character was to sex offend, but you were rewarded when you didn’t do it….which is a pretty insane but genius concept that I’ve carried with me all these years….

I figure it’s the same shit for a woman, knowing she has tits, seeing other tits prosper, but not wanting to resort or reduce herself to tits.

It’s likely a daily struggle, even CEO type women are like “It’d be a lot easier to just get what I want with my tits, why do I even try”.

I have no idea what this shoot is for, but it’s a titty, exposed and that’s enough of a win for me.

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2022

03

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday motherfuckers….

It’s a time to tap into the outdoorsman in all of us, because as you know, fishnet stockings were appropriated from Fishermen, or hunter gatherers, yet no one seems to care.

All it took was one eager, perverted, cross dressing angler lost at sea to realize that he liked the effect of the fishnet against his bare skin, something he could make a pantyhose out of for prostitutes everywhere….

Something that’s now standard and socially acceptable in public, but that at one time was probably reserved for brothels, the matrimonial room, but now you can see them at banks, colleges, even walking the street but not as street walkers level….always maintaining its original purpose of giving a pervert something to jerk off to, but pretending it’s not for that purpose, so that when they wear them, no one calls them sluts, but instead everyone just jerks off to them….or imagines doing perverted things to them….making things like walking down the street, applying for a mortgage, or whatever you do to get next to fishnets that are presented as professioial wear, when we know the actual profession it was designed for….THE OLDEST PROFESSION around. WHOREDOM.

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2022

03

Jun

STRETCH and Other Videos of the Day

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Tell us About Your Personality

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Short Tennis Skirt Hotness

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2022

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The MeToo movement is likely over, the use or WEAPONIZING of sexual relationships to destroy a man’s life without due process, or his day in court…oftentimes it was just about “not being decent” or “good”….or “considerate”…and no laws were broken but that doesn’t stop them destroying your life.

I think the next step for Johnny Depp, which is all by design, will be a lawsuit against Disney, that he’ll win against and will be working for them soon after….

That’s how you spin wash a story….after an earner gets cancelled in the wake of other people they probably wanted cancelled, but you can’t control all cancellations, so sometimes good people on their team go down for the ability to cancel their opponents by making them out to be sex perverts who don’t treat whorish women like ladies..

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2022

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been in the wrong place at the wrong time and walked into pride events at least once…..and it was a bunch of perverted gay dudes in gay man lingerie, chaps and thongs, some not in thongs at all, because gay is perversion, they are very into the fuck….

My friend Stefan the Hairdresser sent me a tweet some sociologist wrote bragging about all the pride’s she’s been to and how her kids are used to seeing all the “adult content”…they’re prepared….seems like a terrible place for kids to be…celebrating gay sex…you know, the kind of thing you’d get arrested for, just not in this era.

I don’t know when Pride because a family affair, but it’s weird to anyone who’s come across erections at pride events from perverted fucks getting ass fucked in the port-o-potty…..mid day while high on ketamine and poppers.

Best meme I saw today: priDEMONth….and I don’t even give a fuck about Pride, or gay, straight, perverted, or whatever…fuck what you want, all good….throw parades around it, sure….. but confusing sexual preferences, or deviancy from traditional baby-making sex, like it’s some kind of fetish, only presented as family programming because dudes are proud of all the dick they put in their ass and people want to show their support in a “you go gay!”….is just weird….

I don’t know why sex fetishes need to be given a month of celebration….but the corporate interest or wokeness seem to love it…it is pretty JOKES when your bank changes their log for a month to let you know they’re into your sick sex…

Celebrate that inclusivity, by the same companies that mandated vaccines from their employees…..you fucking perverted fucking scumbag hypocrites…

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2022

02

Jun

Demi Lovato Bathtub Tits of the Day

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It’s funny that the mind control slave, puppet of the industry, heroin addict who had an overdose, but didn’t get cancelled because she’s too big a star, too rich of a talent, who I don’t think it all that talented, but I’ve never seen any of her movies, or heard any of her music, she’s more just a dumpy bitch that I know exists.

I did find it weird that we as a society decided to coddle the broken child star during her darkest days, instead of throwing them out like we used to….let them die Dana Plato….but I guess when you’re as dialed in as this one, as trained and willing to push the agenda of the woke hard…..you remain their tool to reach and influnence the people into going whatever direction they want them to.

You may not believe in the GROOMERS, the INDOCTRINATORS, the pushing of the satantic transgender agenda, but the fact is, Demi Lovato is a “they” now, non binary, like a narcissist who needs to self-diagnose herself to feel like she matters….

But for whatever reason, in being a they, no longer a CIS GENDER, she’s managed to figure out how to pose like a slutty chick, I guess all it took to understand slutty chick poses, was to say to the world “I’m not a chick”….while being a CHICK…

Fascinating the level of confusion this is, probably something her fans can decipher as they head to the doctor for their hormone therapies and to permanently alter their bodies cuz Demi Lovato told them to from a bath with her wet wife beater tits out.

The point of the story is, they, them, it, or go fuck yourself with your dumb pronouns or not, Lovato’s producing some smut, and it’s the most interesting she’s been, no matter how dumb her THEM haircut is….the clit’s still a clit, the labia not sewed up with a set of Tom Green prosthetic balls, so it’s not gay to wanna fuck this….even if everything else about you is pretty gay…why are you even reading this, don/t you have Pride Month to go tend to by dancing in your jockstrap and gym socks….

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