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2009

11

Feb

Raven Symone is a Grazing Cow of the Day

Hey remember when Raven Symone was just that cute little girl on the Cosby Show you wanted to have grab on to your cock to make it look bigger than it was. You know the girl who had her whole life ahead of her and who made you feel uncomfortable every time she sat on Bill Cosby’s lap. You know the girl you were excited to see grow up because she wasn’t too black lookin’ to bring him to your racist family, and by then she’d probably be a washed up childstar with a drug problem entertaining a porn career.

Well it turns out that since those glory days of Cosby, Raven Symone’s done a whole lot of eating.

Sure you all knew she was fat, this is nothing new, but these pictures were taken the other day by some amateur photographer and I felt the need to get them out there. I am not sure why….but think it has to do with Disney execs raping me enough to leave me emotionally damaged and forced to eat my feelings away because doing those vile things for a paycheck is still prostitution even if it got me on TV….you know, I had no choice, because there are a lot of girls who would die to be in my position, you know willing to do ANYTHING to get there…and they would never think to tell their parents or go to the media about how dirty things were done to me….I mean….here are those pics.

Source: Meet the Famous

Posted in:Fat|Raven Symone

2009

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS
stepLINKS of the Day

I got one message of concern because I disappeared for a solid 10 hours after I said I was going to nap, well, I ended up napping, got side tracked from this whole “let’s get healthy cuz I thought I had a heart attack shit” and drank a six pack, smoked a nice fat cigar, threw up, passed out, woke up, watched American Idol at my neighbor’s house and passed out again, only to wake up 5 minutes ago, covered in what must be piss, so I decided to go down the street, throw my shit in the dryer at the laundromat, hopefully find some stray panties to fuck or maybe some psycho insomniac with some kind of addiction or personality disorder to hang out with, but before I do, it is my duty to bring you the links, especially since I left you hanging earlier. Remember, I love you.

Here are the links…and if you are expecting something you sent in to get linked, I haven’t read my email in a solid 4 days, I will get on that tomorrow, because tomorrow’s a brand new day.

Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything
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Did I Tell You Slama Hayeks Tits Would Save the World, Or What?
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The World’s Biggest Breasts
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William Tell Paint Ball
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A History of Bar Rafaeli’s TITS
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I Mean, Everyone Gets a Little Gas Now and Again
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Blake Lively’s Rack is Semi Okay, and The Rest of Her is Ugly and Boring
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This Snuggie Shit Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
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Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Booty Call, I hear that shit ends in Suicide. Yay.
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Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Troll Tits
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Angel is Gorgeous son the Beach
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Who the Fuck is Amanda Marcum and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Striptease of the Day
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You Know You Love It As Much As I Do
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Anna Friel is Almost See Through
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Katy Lohmann Panty Upskirt
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Okay This Crazy Octoplut Lady Totally Thinks She’s Angelina Jolie
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Got Something to Say, So You SHould Listen
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Lady GaGa Continues Her Reign of Ugliness and/or Crazy and/or Attention Whoring…because no one paid attention to her when she was in high school.
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Jessica Gomes is Body Painted
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Caramel Dip + Boobs = AMAZING!
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Couple Kicked Out Of Restaurant for Having Sex – VIDEO
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Toddler Gets Taken Out Haahahaha
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Carmella Bing Has Got a Pretty Nice Pussy
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God Damn Courtney Love Gets More Disgusting by the Days
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You’re Not Getting Any Younger, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Good Times to Follow
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It’s Never To Young to Start Smoking
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Christina Milian Has Still Got It
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And That’s Why Idiots Like This Shouldn’t Have Guns
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Her Name is Jackie Degg and She is Naked
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Drunk, Wet Shirt Chicks. Nuff Said
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Hilary Duff Called Faye Dunaway Ugly. Yes, THAT Hilary Duff
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Rachel Stevens is in FHMs
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Get Sex Today Because, Well, What Else Do You Have Planned?
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God Bless Nude Beaches
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Madeline Zima is a Bikini Model
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Steal Money Here
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Nicole Scherzinger Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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You Stay Classy, Baby, But I’ll Never Shake that Hand…
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!!BONUS!!

Some Vegas Party Girl in Her Metal Bra Weirdness is Hot…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Feb

Slash’s Wife and Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know her name, I don’t care about her name, but I do know why Slash married her, and that’s because of her quirky fashion sense, I mean just look at her dressed like a court jester or Heath Ledger as the Joker, and by court jester or Heath Ledger as the Joker, I mean, she’s got big tits.

I wonder how much rock cock this slut had to take in her before one finally got stuck in her gluey vagina….you know gluey like that time you jerked off in a jar for a couple of months and kept by your bed to see what would happen to it…before your mom made you throw it out because it was starting to stink…only her instead of a jar, a group of guys did it to her pussy. Get it?

Posted in:Slash|Tits|wife

2009

10

Feb

Bar Refaeli is the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover Girl of the Day

I had no idea that it was that Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition time of year. Maybe it’s because I am not a jock or into sports and feel like the best place to find my masturbation material is on the internet searching “gaping teen prostitutes with two dicks in their asshole”, but I know a lot of guys get excited when already established bikini/lingerie models get into their bikinis and lingerie, have their nipples photoshopped out, all because it makes their subscription to this shit finally make sense and worth reading.

Sure SI adds a few athlete’s and athlete wives into the bikini mix, they do the whole body painted shit, and I’ve jerked off to the magazine before, but that was in 1988 to Elle Macpherson, when nipples and porn weren’t all that available to a good Catholic 18 year old boy like me, so SI needs to get with the program and start taking spread eagled vagina shots of these whores because we all know these model bitches will do it and still can’t believe how much they get paid to just stand there in a bikini and have there pictures taken, there waiting for the catch, because if it’s too good to be true it usually is, they’ve just never been asked.

So Bar Refaeli is the new cover girl….I guess Jews Really Are Taking Over the World….

Here’s the video….

BONUS – Here’s Some Brooklyn Decker Body Paint Pictures….

And the Video…

I am sure a lot more pictures and videos are going to hit. I have to decide whether to bother with another post or just keep feeding this one or maybe I’ll just link you to the source, that sounds a lot easier and they have a staff to make these things better quality than I can, so even if those pieces of shit aren’t paying me to link, I’m just gonna link them anyway. See how complicated my life is?

To See All the SI VIDEOS of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this link:
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To See All the SI Photos of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this Link….
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To See All The Girls Get Body Painted…Follow This Link…
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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SI|Sports Illustrated|Swimsuit Edition

2009

10

Feb

Jessica Simpson’s Short Short Concert Pics of the Day

I had these pictures lined up yesterday, but then the Grammy’s post gave me a mild heart attack that is apparently not a heart attack at all, but probably just too much caffeine making me feel like the biggest fucking pussy around, I mean other than Jessica Simpson, I hear she’s working on eating too much of everything to actually be the biggest fucking pussy around, before choking on her own neck fat before dying of a heart attack.

I am talking a pussy so big you’d take your kids on a day trip to see and maybe even drive through like one of those West Coast Redwoods. A pussy so big it’s got it’s own digestive system, that allows Jessica Simpson to eat double the ridiculously large amount of food she already consumes….

I am sure these pictures have already been plastered everywhere, but I’m not the kind of guy who does work uploading pictures to not post them, so enjoy them a second time around, since she’s not too fat to jerk off to.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Performing|Shorts

2009

10

Feb

Bridget Marquardt’s Tits with Her Boyfriend of the Day

These pics are from a couple of days ago, I am not sure where this Playboy whore and her boyfriend are going or coming from and I am not a stylist or know much about fashion, I mean just the other day I figured out that suspenders look really awesome with my sweat pants and they keep my pants from flashing the world my ass every time I bend over, unfortunately other people don’t see both the functionality and style it provides. Shit is both modern and convenient and I just get pointed at and laughed at everywhere I go. Motherfuckers think they’re peer pressure will stop me, well it won’t, I’m not stopping til every fat man out there rocks a pair of these new school cotton overalls.

That said, this Bridget Marquartd bitch’s dress is fucking ugly, it reminds me of your sci-fi fantasy club’s dress-up day, where your name was picked out of the hat to be the fairy princess or some shit because there’s no girls in the fucking club because sci-fi fantasy clubs are for losers and girls, even if they are ugly, know how to spot and avoid a fucking loser, and that’s by not going to sci-fi fantasy club meetings. .

Oh and I guess 85 year old men aren’t really her type, it was a one time gold diggin’ opportunity knocks deal, because the guy she’s with looks like he doesn’t needs his diapers changed unless it’s part of some sick role playing game only a man who fucks girls who fuck senior citizens would play.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|cleavage|Tits

2009

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

An old friend of mine came to visit me in the hospital, he was actually the dude who urged me to go because he thought I might be dying. He’s a little anxious like that, but it’s ok, dude used to be ghetto like the rest of us but managed to climb out of the shit, get a job and a wife and kids and a house and all that shit doin’ the corporate thing. He’s still the same asshole, he just has different priorities I guess.

I gave him a call after I got out of the place to let him know that they said it was nothing and that I wasted 8 hours and he went on about how some assholes jacked his shit in the backseat of his luxury SUV parked outside the hospital. He lost his passport and iPod and all kinds of business documents and I really felt partially responsible, but have a feeling I know who did it, because these shifty fucking crackheads were walking the halls of the hospital, I guess trying to get presciptions or some shit, and this weird little ghetto black girl was screaming for the bathroom, while her monster lookin’ group home friends screamed back at her whether she wanted to skip the hospital and go back to her place to get some cold chicken…Ghetto Motherfuckers, if I see you on the street, I will kill you.

This is the kind of anger that makes me end up in hospitals with heart palpitations and high blood pressure and these are my links.

You Dick Won’t Get Hard Forever, Trust Me I Knows
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Madonna Sluts Its Up, If that’s Possible, You Decide….
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Guess the Celebrity Fatty
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Everything Looks a Little Different Drunk
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Naked Pics Of A Model Named Camille
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Mexican Wrestlers Bring Me Back to My Roots!
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Lucy Pinder Brings Valentine’s Day Early in Her Lingerie….
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Davic After the Dentist – THE REMIX
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Sarah Palin Sure Knows How to Strut in Those Hooker Boots
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I Wanna Be All Over Ann Angel
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Taos New Mexico Looks Like One Hell Of a Time
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Striptease of the Day
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Whitney Houston Was Way More Fun When She Was Smoking Crack With Bobby Brown
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You Need All the Help You Can Get
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Anna Lynne McCord Has Full Transitioned into Tranny Clown Hooker
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Adriana Lima in Some Elle Magazine See-Through Pics I would Have Posted If I Wasn’t in the Fucking Hospital All Afternoon…
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Isla Fisher Panty Upskirt on The Late Show
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Kristen Wiig As Kathy Gifford is Amazing
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Paris Hilton You Just Start Walking Around Naked Already
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Nicole Kidman Has Pretty Much Fucked Up Her Face Completely
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A Gal Who is Just Naughty By Nature
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Sophia and Melany Get Down to Business
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Porsche GT3 VERSUS Speed Bikes
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He Was a Rollerblade, So He Kind of Deserved It
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Because Going Solo is Only Good in Certain Instances
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Hemorroid Face Fight to the Death
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Isabela Will Brighten Your Day
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Let’s Watch This Magician Almost Drown, Because There is NO Such Thing As Magic
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For All You Star Wars Nerds, Which I Know There Are Many of You
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Europe Versus USA – You Be the Judge
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The Bollywood Sluts Are Really Doing It for Me Lately
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Because You Need a Way to Pass the Time Somehow
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Web Cam + Dildo = Good Times
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Fat Ass Tries to Stage Dive
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Halle Berry is Looking Good Like Always
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Good As Aslways
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Elle McPherson Cleavage
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Pogo Sticks + Boobs = Hypnotics
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Win Money in an Oscar Pool, Then Give it To Me
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Ugly, But May She Has Got Some Great Legs
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And That’s Why You Always Use a Condom
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Courtney Love, WTF Are You Wearing?
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What Should I Eat Today?
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Here’s the Pussy Crap Dolls New Video
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The Crazy Baby Machne Lady Finally Spills The Beans
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The 47 Sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models of All-Time
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Girlfriend’s Secret
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Some Dude Strikes Oil in a Girl’s Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Feb

Some Tits on the Grammy Red Carpet of the Day

This is a true story for those of you who care, I was in the middle of writing this post on the Grammy’s. I was getting all worked up about how fucking irritating they are and how I can’t stomach the bullshit they spew from Jay Z and Coldplay duets, to a bunch of rappers in black and white, to two teenage popstars claiming to be best friends, even though we all know they hate each other and jealous of each other’s success in fucking the other one’s boyfriend, to the Jonas Brother’s a Stevie Wonder and Dean Martin getting a nod years after his death, when it hit me…..

I had a dizzy spell, I fell to the ground, got back up and checked my pulse, it was beating fucking fast, like so fast I thought it was the end of my life and couldn’t even count because there was no blood getting to my fucking brain, so I called 911, then cancelled because I can’t handle the whole stretcher scene I’ll cause in my building, so I took a cab there, spent 8 hours in Emergency, had a few tests only to be told it’s either the coffee I drank, or a fucking blood clot, so if my legs swell, go back to the hospital if not, I’m good to go.

Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t fucking know what these pudgy legs look like swollen or not swollen, they always look fucking swollen to me, I’m fat as fuck, anyway, I didn’t die, but I blame this Grammy’s post for doing it to me and I wasn’t gonna let that fucker win….

That said, I wasn’t going to bother posting every picture of every celebrity asshole at the fucking Grammy’s, so I chose to only post the ones showing off their tits, because their tits are really all I care about, since I know they all have rank pussy. Yes, I used the same fucking line in the last post, repetition makes my life easier.

Either way, I felt I need to finish it and post it to celebrate being alive another day…

Audrina and her new face….if she’s there this Grammy shit must be legit

Meatloaf and Mary Kate Olsen….

Lisa Rinna and Her Plastic Body Parts…

Some Chick Who’s Last Name is Veronica Who I’ve Never Heard Of…

Marisa Miller Cuz She’s a Model and Has Tight Body, Even If She Looks Like She’s Had One Too Many Groupie Cumshots on Tour Buses in Her Youth of Many Years Ago…

The CSI Chick Fatter than Ever But Still Hotter Than All These Whores…

Paris Hilton Because I Am Friends With Some Girl Pretending To Be Her on Facebook….Not Because I Think Her Tits are Hot…

A Little Brooke Hogan Cuz She’ll Never Win a Grammy So She Goes to Dream

Nikki Cox and Her Fake Lips and Big Ol’ Tits and Her Comedian Idol Host Boyfriend…

Some American Idol Piece of Shit….

Some Wayne’s World Piece of Shit…

Some Natalie Cole Duet With Her Dead Father and By Father I Mean Tits…

Posted in:cleavage|Grammy's|Sluts|Tits

2009

09

Feb

Some Pre-Grammy Tits of the Day

The Grammy’s, despite being some staged bullshit, are a big deal for the music industry, at least I think they are, and they make a whole fucking production out of the thing. It’s like this obnoxious girl I know who like to celebrate her birthday over the course of 4 or 5 days, it’s like bitch, no one gives a fuck about your fucking birthday, why the fuck do you try to drag us all out 3 days before the fucking shit, and 3 days after the fucking shit like you’re some kind of fucking princess. The only reason we bother going to your birthday the day of your fucking birthday is because it means you’re one year closer to fucking death. I don’t mean to be morbid, but it’s the pecking order and sometimes, people and their egos deserve to be offed.

That said, I wasn’t going to bother posting every picture of every celebrity asshole at the fucking events that surrounded the Grammy’s, so I chose to only post the ones showing off their tits, because their tits are more valuable than the rest of these sluts. Most of these bitches are nobodies, I like them better than the people who think they’re somebodies…

Some chick named Dollicia Bryan and her nipple….

Monster Khloe Kardashian and Her See Through With Some Nipple Poking out Disgustingness….

Bill Mahr With His Jungle Fever…

Pregnant or Possibly Pregnant Old Lookin’ Fergie…..

Fantasia and Some Saggy Fucking Shit….

Natasha Beddingfield and Her Breast Bone Makes Me Hungry for Chicken….

Pink’s Pecs…..

Christina Milian in Her Bandage Dress, Leaving a Grammy Party… Sure, It’s Not Quite the Same Bandage She’d Need After I’m Done With Her Ass Because There’s No Hello Kitty on the Shit, But Still Hot To Me…

Bonus – Larry King’s Swining Gold Digging Whore and Her Fake Tits…

Posted in:cleavage|Pre-Grammy|Sluts|Tits

2009

09

Feb

Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens Have an Umbrella Party in Brazil of the Day

Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens brought out their umbrellas to mourn the loss of Rihanna’s innocence, not that getting pistol whipped and having her life threatened is anything new to her, I mean it’s all part of being from a shanty with an alcoholic crack addicted father, you’d expect her to be used to it and hard enough to handle pussy filled hollywood, instead of being this fucking whiner, but this post isn’t about Rihanna, it’s about Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens in Brazil and she needs to stop dominating the fucking headlines just because she got what she had coming to her.

If you’re wondering why they are there, or being secretive about the shit, it’s because they don’t want you to see the tranny prostitutes Effron hired to be in his entourage, it’s a “when in Rome” situation, you know take advantage of the local landmarks especially since they have dick.

Trannies are the only reason why Effron is in Brazil, I mean other than Tom Cruise since they are probably lovers.

Just remember it’s not gay if she’s got long hair, make up, tits and a used up asshole that’s naturally lubricated from the diseases and as easy to enter as mom of three’s pussy, you know because tranny prostitutes have loosened their shit up by inserting all kinds of things in them multiple times a day. It really is an art and not just a job.

Here are some umbrella party pics…talk about thinking you are more important than you actually are, do people actually care about them enough that they need to draw tone attention to themselves by hiding, assholes need to be brought down to reality in the form of havin’ their boat taken over by pirates who use them in the illegal organ trade. Yeah, I saw that Tourista movie, let’s hope shit is real.

Here are the first bikini pictures of Hudgens in Brazil to Hit. They are seriously SHIT quality….

Posted in:Umbrella Party|Vanessa Hudgens|Zac Effron