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2009

23

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Pictures Cuz That’s What She Does of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was out in her bikini. I don’t really give a fuck, because this is like watching a postal clerk applying a stamp, or like watching a janitor take out the trash, or like watching a chamber maid getting an abortion after getting a little too close to a vaccuum salesman, a nurse changing bed pans, an orderly raping the patients in comas, a retail store clerk pocketing money from the till, an executive sleep her way up the corporate ladder, a chef spitting in food, a stripper rubbing on your dick in a booth, or greasing up a pole with her skank ass, and a prostitute suckin’ dick. Watching a bitch at work and getting paid for it just is’t as inspiring or interesting as when she does it from the bottom of her slut heart….that’s all I feel like saying about this….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini

2009

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So I put my facebook profile up on the site and 20 people added me. That means 20 people read my post and clicked on the link. I guess I was wrong about only thinking 15 people read the site. Even Michael Norton, Edward Norton’s asian brother from New York added me. Sure they may not be related, but let me live the fucking dream because if I think I’m moving up and moving on, I won’t kill myself, motherfuckers.

Here are my links.


For the Love of Christ, Please God No
GO

Rachel Stevens, WTF Are You Wearing?
GO

When Arnold Made an Energy Drink
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In Case You Haven’t Had Enough Marisa Miller in a Bikini This Week
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Keep Me Alive While Keeping Yourself From Raping an Innocent Girl
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The Hottest Miss America Contestants Of This Year
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I Wish Kim Kardashian Would Let Me Make Her a Special Milkshake
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I Really, Really Need a Secretary
GO

If I Was Ten Years Older, and She Was Ten Years Younger, I Would Be All Over Bethany
GO

Hene is Some Kind of Wonderful
GO

Fun With Porno
GO

Bianca Beauchamp is All Oiled Up
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Find a Girl to Fuck, Because If Anyone Know Having Sex Alone Sucks, It’s Me
GO

Oh Yeah, Heath Ledger Died One Year Ago Today or Some Shit
GO

Lily Allen Talks About Making Out With Lesbian Twins Because She is Becoming Irrelevant
And Wants People to Pay Attention to Her
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I Can Think of Some GOOP I’d Like to Shower on Gwenyth Paltrow
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HOlly Valance Gallery
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Introducing Vanessa
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Jesus, And I Thought I Was a Bad Parent…
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This is Your Mouth on Meth
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Evolution of Dance Part 2
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Kayden Cross Has Got Something to Show You
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Audrey Bitoni is My Idea of Heaven
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Found My Wife’s New Haircut
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Sponge Bob is Now Rated X
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Katya Has the Kind of Body Your Pig of a Girlfriend Can Only Dream Of
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You Can Use This to Help You Get Sex
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Lindsay Lohan is Going to Take All of Sam Romson’s Trust Fund Money She’s Been Living Off For Years
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Remember That Slut Sarah Larson
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This ‘Real Housewives’Shit Just Keeps Getting Better
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Elle Macpherson Needs to Get a Wax
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Rhian Sugden Nude Calendar
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They Are Finally Making a Movie of The Rum Diary
GO

Fox News is Having a Cry Over Jay Z’s and Little Waynes Lyrics
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Stop Motion Sweet Dreams
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Krystal Steal is Naked!
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Love Hurts…
http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/love-hurts_37861.html

Her Name is Natalie McGhie and She’s a Slut – here’s Her Gallery
http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=gallery&page_id=21327

Some Drunk Dude Catching a Serious Beating From His Girlfriend Video
http://www.machovideo.com/video/Drunk_dude_gets_beating_from_girlfriend_13137/

Natasha is My Kind of Myspace Slut
GO

Fix Scratched CDs with Bananas and Toothpaste
GO

Wino Saved Some Bitch From Drowning or Some Shit
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The Five Best Black Dudes Who Ever Made Movied
GO

The American Idol Chick Putting Those Big Tits To Use
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Some Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed at Some Street Festival By Some Really Weird Man
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Some Bianca Beauchamp Latex Pics
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Fat Brazilian Ass Shake Video
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Some Sneaky Stripper Pole Dance Accident
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Gisele GQ Photoshoot Video
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Amy Winehouse Shows Pamela Anderson How It’s Done
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The Pigs Take it Too Far…
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Some Meat Bikinis
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Some Sexy and Revealing Red Dresses….on Sluts
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Christina Milian Getting Taken By Behind….Sounds A Lot Better Than it Is Trust Me….
GO

Old Jennifer Connelly Upskirt Video
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Some Crackwhores Beating the Fuck Out of Each Other…One of them Has See Through Panties On….Sexy
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I Lost My Cellphone in Your Vagina
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Life Through the Eyes of a Vagina
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101 Celebrity Cleavage Pictures
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Some Hot Twins Get Naked Together…
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Some Party Girls Making Out and Shit
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Half Naked Sluts Taking Their Slut Tits Out
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S SLEAZY FIND

Some Emo Sluts Naked….A Whole Lot of Them…
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Can Boobs be Emo?
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

22

Jan

The Secret to the Success of the Obama Relationship of the Day

Now I can only assume that this is doctored because I can’t imagine this actually made it on the air, but scroll to the 1:55 mark. I don’t know where this Love Doctor’s been hanging out, but I assume it’s the Lohan/Ronson crack den. I like to keep my relationship alive by not hanging out with my wife and stealing money out of her purse to spend on getting drunk enough to touch young hot girls inappropriately then coming home and telling my wife how inadequate and disgusting she is, so that her self esteem becomes non existant, she gets fatter and has less confidence to leave me, and eventually dies when her heart explodes leaving me with her pension. It sounds a lot less romantic than it actually is.

This was sent in by Anorak , check them out….

Posted in:Barack Obama|Michelle Obama

2009

22

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend Looks Like Her Dad of the Day

I got this email:

this is why lindsay and sam are together…because sam looks like lindsay’s dad.

i’m no scientist…but i think lindsay might need some therapy to heal her issues with her dad…so she doesn’t date chicks that look like him.

that’s sick babe.

comparison pic attached…

Now I am no a scientist either, but I don’t think this is an issue of science, I mean it’s definitely not the cure to addiction or HIV, but it is common for girls to date dudes who look or remind them of their fathers. I guess when their dad’s are total fucking fuck ups who I hate and don’t even know, they turn to pussy, but I guess they just can’t break free from going for what they know.

It’s no secret that Lohan is hopped up on the booze and drugs she snorts as a result of having horrible parents and no childhood making her this weak scared victim, it’s also no secret that Sam Ronson looks like a man, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say that Ronson looks like’ Mike Lohan, but it wouldn’t be a shock if we found out she was one of his many love children he doesn’t know exist because he was blacked out from substance abuse and Dina Lohan’s annoying demands.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Mike Lohan|Samantha Ronson

2009

22

Jan

I am – Daydreamin’ of a Tied Up Bitch of the Day

I used to do a feature called “Day Dreamin'”, I haven’t done one in a long time because I was watching TV at a friend’s house and some motherfucker used the song I used in a TV commercial, leaving me at a loss about what to fucking do about postin’ these videos, but I’ve got over it and had this video from the Adult Expo that happened a couple weeks ago of some girl and her handler with ropes….cuz there’s nothing like day dreamin’ about a tied up bitch, because you know it’s harder for her to escape.

Posted in:Bondage|stepDAYDREAM|stepTV

2009

22

Jan

Zelda Williams and the Paparazzi of the Day

I have officially decided to follow Zelda Williams around because we go way back. I was trying to seduce her when she was just a private school girl in San Francisco on Friendster 5 or 6 years ago. She never bit, so I can only assume she’s a lesbian, especially when going shopping for moisturizer with your arm around some slut while wearing plaid. I am sure you would be a lesbian if you’re dad was Robin Williams too, I mean dude’s fucking annoying as shit and having him as the predominant male figure in your life, would probably lead you to other side. I just hope she inherited his hairy gene, because if her pussy looks anything like her father’s chest, she’d pretty much be my dream girl, but that’s just cuz I like Bush and am over this whole Obama thing.

Posted in:Zelda Williams

2009

22

Jan

Latoya Jackson’s Lookin’ Pretty Fucking Good of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that this Jackson sister looks like a fucking monster, something you’d expect to see in a horror movie coming to eat your brains. I guess it’s got something to do with her having had a couple of plastic surgeries and those plastic surgeries slowly falling apart like an old car that was once luxurious, but I’d still stuff her like a turkey, provided she’s still got a vagina, but that’s just because I have a thing for girls who look like they are a fucking corpse.

Posted in:Latoya Jackson|Scary

2009

22

Jan

Some Jojo Facebook Pictures of the Day

Someone emailed in these pictures of Jojo from her Facebook. Sure she’s pretty much irrelevant, but there was a time when people/perverts everywhere would talk about the things they would do to her, once she turned 18. She was one of those jailbait fantasies that fell into obscurity after she became legal. I was never feeling this girl. Her ghetto swagger and thick body that got violated by a bunch of black dick just did nothing to me, kinda like these Facebook pictures. I wasn’t expecting to see her in a black on white chick orgy, I wasn’t even really expecting any panty shots, but the girls on my facebook , have pictures that are a hell of a lot more incriminating, the kind of shit that will get them rejected from all major colleges when they reach that milestone in their young adult life, but I’ll post these anyway, because they are something, even though they are pretty close to nothing…if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Facebook|Jojo Levesque

2009

22

Jan

Kristen Stewart’s Dad’s Name is Cletus of the Day

Kristen Stewart's Dad Gets In Paparazzo's Face

Kristen Stewart’s dad is white trash. I hear he gets in the paparazzi face because he looks like a Jew and racists hate Jews the most because they aer white. I also hear that when he’s not inseminating bulls, he’s playing with a collection of panties from the women he’s raped in his tool shed. He doesn’t like dentistry, but he does like smoking, drinking and breaking shit and eating mustard out of the jar while reading magazines with full spread pussy shots, because it is his only option when it comes to reading material….because words are hard to read, but spread pussy is universal. He’s jerked off to his daughter at least once while she was sleeping and has successfully convinced her to shower with him when her mom was at work, and by work I mean in line at the welfare office, because watching the stuff that made her go back in her is what makes his world one worth living in.

Posted in:Dad|Kristen Stewart

2009

22

Jan

Abortion Documentary of the Day

Have you ever seen an aboriton? I haven’t until today and I wish I never had. This shit was traumatizing. This should be a fucking condom commercial. I suggest you don’t watch it and despite everything in me that told me not to post this shit, I feel it’s good to know exactly what I am talking about next time I make an abortion joke, or at least maybe it will motivate me to make miscarriage or still birth jokes instead. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens next time I do a Lily Allen post.

On a side note, posting an abortion on the site is probably not my high point.

Posted in:Abortion