Reese Witherspoon is constantly out fighting her her obvious fate as a fat Southern mom and grandma, by the looks of these pictures of her working out, her ass is winning. Kinda like her vagina won in the fight to lock Ryan Phillippe down by getting pregnant during a drunken hook up while on the Cruel Intentions set, but they aren’t together now, and either is her new boyfriend and his one true love Heath Ledger, so I guess things that aren’t meant to be just find a way to not be, and soon she’ll be trading in these workout pants in for a pair of elastic band jeans from the plus sized store but not to work out in, just to walk around in, because that’s what happens when they don’t make clothes in your size. Just ask my wife..
With a history of serious drug use, a bloated unmaintained body and sloppy deflated malnourished tits, I really wonder what Amy Winehouse’s pussy looks like. You know, how does she maintain her pubic hair. Is it like each individual pubic hair is a building of it’s own, creating what seems like an active cosmopolitan area….the bald patches that look like pussy Leukemia are the park, the rashes are the highways and the various smells, insects and things that live within, the people in the everyday hustle and bustle of downtown life, like a microcosm of a third world country, or is it a perfect little pussy, perfectly taken care of, unlike the rest of her. Maybe she’s artistic and shaves shapes in her bush, maybe her labia is battered and flaking from various ill advised injection sites, I just don’t know and probably will never know the components that make up her lady parts and that is one of my life’s great tragedies….
Sure you’ve seen these pictures, but there really such thing as too much Amy Winehouse nudity…..I don’t think so…in fact…I know there isn’t.
I don’t really know if Alba’s mom is a slut, but I can assume she is, I mean she did breed Alba and by lookin like this, she can’t have much self esteem and definitely takes all she can get and now that she’s menopausal it means no condoms, I mean provided you can live with yourself after mounting this. Sure, it’s the womb that made the girl you are convinced you are married to, you know the one you photoshopped into pictures of yourself in some elaborate fantasy that has gone too far, it’s one of those get as close as you can get to your dreams situations, but by lookin’ at this, even the biggest Alba fan on his horniest virgin day would have to really focus to finish off the job…even if boxy, overweight, elderly bitches without their lady hormones is their thing. Either way, I think Menopause is the least of Alba’s mom’s concerns, I mean look at her, she’s a fucking monster and a probable glimpse into Alba’s future, and really every woman’s future…it’s some circle of life shit. Get ready for it.
BONUS – Here’s Alba’s Mom Slutting Out in a See Through Shirt…I Guess She’s Taken on the Roll (with extra butter and gravy) of Caring for Her Useless Spoiled Daughter’s Baby….All While Trying to Seduce Us….Slut….
There are Bull Dykes that drive motorbikes, Diesel Dykes who drive big rigs and Van Dykes who have their own TV shoes in the 1960s and then there is Michelle Rodriguez. This bitch has more testosterone than the prescription my doctor gave me 5 years ago to man the fuck up, but instead turned me into an alleged rapist who got off because they could prove the testosterone treatment turned me into a superhero, a fate probably a lot better than the girl who I allegedly raped, who has to carry that shit around with her for the rest of her life, sucker.
Unfortunately for Michelle Rodriquez, getting off usually involves a strap on dildo banging against her oversized steroid clit as she sodomizes random whores she meets at her local college’s gay and lesbian club, or wherever the fuck you meet women who fuck women, and getting off doesn’t come to her after getting busted for a DUI, where her hard knock sentence involved a couple hours of community service, when regular people end up in jail for that shit.
What the judge didn’t know, is that Michelle Rodriguez always dreamt of being a construction working, shit was in her blood and in the imaginary testicles she used to grab whenever no one was looking, so giving her a rake, a hard hat, some steel toed boots, a reflector vest and some orange garbage bags is not really a punishment for this dude, it’s a fuckin’ dream come true…..
Here are the pics, until the paparazzi make me take it down…..
I am pretty sure all the South American Ass loving perverts out there know exactly who Pampita is….For those of you who don’t know her, she’s some South American girl with a crazy ass who has been on TV, in various modeling shoots like Victoria’s Secret and Wonderbra and has pretty much no respect from High Fashion Argentina models because she’s a peasant or from her ex husband who she cheated on, and ran off on, only to get knocked up by the new guy and have a baby with him last February. Thanks Wikipedia.
Now she’s trying to make a comeback, show the world the baby didn’t rape her like the story her vagina tells, and I figured since shit’s making the rounds, I’d post it…so here are Some of those Rolling Stone Argentina Pics of a girl they call Pampita and her Ass.
Speaking of Crazy Ass, Check Out This Picture That Was Emailed to Me…. GO
So an audience member at yesterday’s Regis and Kelly decided to videotape Kelly doing some sit ups in her tight work-out pants. I actually saw this episode when having a coffee at my local McDonald’s and before Kelly got down and dirty talking about how she could roll around on the ball all day doing crunches that made me think of her sexually, during the intro to the show, Regis pulled out Hugh Hefner’s Christmas card that is a picture of him with two body painted sluts and you could pretty much see full nipples, but Regis being 90, probably had no fucking idea what the picture was of and Kelly jumped in to protect the show from being taken off the air for being smut peddlers. In lookin’ for that video on Youtube the closest thing I found was this shitty audience member video, that I am sure breaks the rules and that definitely reminds me of all the snuff films I’ve taken part in, so it brings back some great memories and I felt I should share it with you.
Here’s the card Regis shared with middle aged housewives, retired people and new mothers yesterday at 9 am.
I don’t know anything about hip hop, I just found this hip hop site a while ago and like posting their videos, I couldn’t tell you why, but maybe this video has something to do with it. It’s some rapper named Scarface’s song called High Note, where some video slut with a fatty ass gets naked and lets him fuck her on camera, I figurehe’s just taking advantage of his situation, you know has a record deal and budget to make a video and figures he might as well use it to hire sluts that he can pretend to fuck or actually fuck because his wife doesn’t like it when his sex without her is not work related. There’s masturbating, tits, ass, possible pussy and it puts jerking off to the SPice Girls first single because Scary Spice had hard nipples pretty much to shame, I mean if you’re not a racist, you know the kind of guy who doesn’t feel like this is like a trip to the zoo, and you can actually stomach black people having sex, or simulating sex, like I can…..
I am going to take a wild guess here and assume that the Paparazzi didn’t graduate Journalism with Honors back in College. Maybe it’s because they are immigrants who get paid a dollar a day to throw out their broken english while stalking celebrities, maybe it’s gotta do with them being the scum of the fucking earth most likely petty ex drug dealers trying to get legit and jumping on a make money fuckin’ quick scheme, but asking Samantha Ronson if she still loves Lohan is really just a useless fucking question. Firstly, she’s going to obviously say yes, secondly, who gives a fuck, I mean I want to hear about the reason for the fight, I have a feeling it was over what all couples fight about….deciding on matching tattoos, or maybe it was about who paid the last cable bill, or even about something a little deeper than that like over what movie their going to watch when they get back to the hotel room, but more importantly, I want to hear about the make-up sex, in detail, possibly in video.
Either way, it’s nice to see Ronson tell them paparazzi off, because she’s usually pretty calm/quiet and nice about things, so telling them that their question was stupid is a big step. I expected more out of her, she’s supposed to be a lesbian and lesbian are usually a lot angrier than this, at least when directed at me for asking them for a blowjob because I do not believe they are actually lesbians because everyone knows lesbians don’t exist, they are just rape victims and girls with daddy issues or seeking attention in clubs, and are scared of the cock and forced to an alternative lifestyle until they get over that shit….
A site called Friendster is really where this site started. Sure, I had been fucking around on the internet for years before that, you know in chat rooms pretending I was a chick and then calling dudes gay after having some of the most obscure cybersex ever and there was the time that I spent a good month trying to get some girl to send me nudes over ICQ and immediately submitted them to an amateur porn site only to send the link back to the girl telling her she should be more careful who she sends nudes to, she was pretty devastated, and there were a whole lot of message boards and people on them who I raped and would try to get banned off of sometimes taking a month, other times a couple of hours or even minutes, and there were probably a whole lot of other drunken shit because the internet was always just a game to me, I never took it seriously, and I never got offended when people would try to flame me, because I knew it was just words on a screen and not real life. The whole Internet thing was introduced to me by some geeky tech savvy roommate I had in 1996. I almost feel bad for the amount of times I jerked off to slow loading porn pics on his computer….
Anyway, Friendster came along about 5 or 6 years ago, in a time when I was forced to work in a warehouse that had an empty desk with an active computer. I have no idea how I found the site, but I do know that I used it to find every random person I came across in my life. I’d find local sluts, new local pussy, random names from IMDB, I’m talking make-up artists and producers and shit like that. The only thing that really came from it was that I’d try to find local girls and I’d send them typical messages that I don’t have examples of, but they were perverted and twisted and creepy and I figured if they got the joke, they were good to keep, if they didn’t, fuck em. In doing this, I met a webcam model who used to send me masturbating videos and videos of her cleaning her house naked, it was before amateurs had places to submit videos and since she was local, I got my friend to fuck her, there were other adventures thanks to Friendster and one of them was starting this site.
Either way, I added this Zelda Williams bitch randomly back then because I read an article on her father and his fat wife and I had always thought he was a fag, so I hit the internet and figured out his daughter’s name. It was really her, she was one probably 17 or 18 at the time and looked like of those girls who takes herself too fucking seriously, the kind of girls who likes David Lynch movies, lesbian singer songwriter music and who has a journal and talks about how much she hates herself like she was in that movie Ghost World. Bitch was a private school girl from San Francisco, and I sent her random messages, trying to get her attention, trying to get a response, ideally to get her teenage pregnant to live off her trust fund and she ignored me and I will never forgive her for that.
A few months later, Friendster deleted my profile, because like Myspace and Facebook, I broke the rules by threatening or sexually harassing some uptight bitch who reported me and that was the end of Friendster for me. A few years later, no one even gives a fuck about Friendster except for people in Singapore and I like to think the beginning of the end for them was banning me.
I am posting this video of Zelda, because I saw it and was reminded of this story, she seems like a nice enough girl when trying to ride her father’s fame into relevancy like she was Rumer Willis, but not when dealing with strange, drunk, old Mexican men on shitty social networking sites. Opportunist Cunt.
Posting anything about Victoria Silvstedt is always exciting. I never know if she’s going to counter attack with a lawsuit, because she’s the kind of not very famous celebrity, who doesn’t like pictures of her getting eaten out by a married greek billionaire on vacation to surface and apparently she doesn’t like the people who post the shit and is still the only lawsuit I’ve ever really had to deal with, so it’s always like walking on eggshells when it comes to pictures of her and I like the excitement, because I’m not getting it anywhere else.
I guess like most girls, she thinks she’s more than just a slut, she’s a career woman who works hard, she is successful in her craft (whatever that is) and sure she used her fake tits and tight body to get ahead, but only because of the head on her shoulders and her delusions, because we all know she’s a whore, I mean the fake tits in nude pics and getting paid, is pretty much the nail in the coffin in that.
Either way, here are some pics of someone who isn’t Victoria Silvstedt, but who the paparazzi Claim is Victoria Silvstedt because they are idiots and are now moving onto girls that have blonde hair and pretending they are celebrities, on slow days…I guess now I can get sued by no names….good times.
