DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2022

24

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

The bikini is the foundation of the internet, without the bikini, I don’t think the internet would exist, and if it did, no one would bother with it for anything besides th free porn and maybe online banking or watching music videos, but none of that social media shit would exist, none of the influencers would exist, no girls from your high school would be producing bikini content from vacation for you to jerk off to, like they are some kind of attention seeking influencer who needs to show off their pilates mom bod….it’d be a dark place.

I don’t know if it is my algorithm from being a tracked individual, facebook just showed me an add about a 1960s Flying Saucer AIRBNB, after I wrote down on a pad of paper 1960s Flying Saucer houses, because I remembered being in one as a kid, maybe it was an actual abduction, and I wanted to research it if I ever got around to it, never mentioning it, never saying it outloud, never googling, or searching it….the fucking thing read my mind..

So yeah, even the most basic camper girls, off grid cabin girls, van life girls, living on a sailboat girls use the most vulgar bikini pics for their Youtube Thumbnail to get the clicks, so even a youtube channel that has nothing to do with bikinis features a hot body in a bikini…

So here’s a bunch of out of context, random chicks, posing and showing off their swimwear, because it’s the heart and soul of the user generated internet content of exhibitionists just trying to get ahead, or get paid, or both.

(more…)

Posted in:swimsuit

2022

24

May

The Bed Trick and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

YOGA MOVES

Yoga Pants

Hot Body Dance

Girl in a Tight Dress

Stupid Dance

Bikini Dance

Dog Hangs..

Bikini Dance

Booty in Tight Pants

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I keep seeing that monkey pox is from man on man anal sex, which isn’t considerd gay sex, because they are trying to normalize you fucking your bud because no one else is around to fuck, making it not a gay thing, just a functional thing.

Not to mention, anal is the number one form of birth control now that everyone is an anal loving queen, anal on the first date, you don’t even have to negotiate with a bitch for anal like you used to, she’s likely got a butt plug in training her ass to take large objects.

I don’t know if it’s the only way blown out bitches can feel an average sized cock, too many lonely nights on their 14 inch tentacle dildo, stretching themselves out like they are giving birth without the whole birth thing, because making babies is now crazy….when you can just fuck baby sized sex toys while taking it up th ass.

Babies are just so inconvenient to their selfies, their laziness and only work as part of their financial domination life of never leaving their houses…but looking to get passive income.

Then there are the dudes who will fuck anything not because they are gay or bi, but because they like to fuck and no on wants to fuck the, since gay or bi is normal, so increase the odds of getting laid….even if it’s pretty gay.

Then there are the tranny fuckers who don’t think fucking a trans wth balls intact is gay because of the tit, long hair and makeup….

So if monkey pox was real…which I doubt it is….but you’ll still get vaccinated for it, we’re all doomed because we all do man on man sex without even knowing it cuz we are all a bunch of degenerates destroyed by porno….a bunch of faggots the whole gang of us.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cyberbully Chrissy Teigen Shows Some Leg in London!
CLICK HERE

Lingerie Model at Sunset
CLICK HERE

Paige Spiranac Finally Answers Her Most Asked Question
CLICK HERE

Cowboys receiver CeeDee Lamb in trouble for breach of contract
CLICK HERE

Amazon orders 2 seasons of animated show ‘The Hospital’
CLICK HERE

Bank Robbery Fails When Person Catches Robber’s Fake Gun!
CLICK HERE

Man Makes Strangers Blush And Laugh In Public!
CLICK HERE

French Bulldog On A Diet Gets Angry For Not Getting Food!
CLICK HERE

Dragonfly Catches And Eats Mosquito!
CLICK HERE

NYC Man Balances A Full Trashcan On His Head While Riding A Bicycle!
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I always wonder what the best etiquette is when you come across a woman in leggings, bike shorts or even better, the wrestling outfits that I saw three girls in over the weekend….and they realize you’re staring at their full cunt….do you acknowledge the ccunt “well hello there”……a little “Fancy Meeting your here”….before looking at the host body in the eyes…or do you look away like you’re not looking at the cunt when caught staring at the cunt…I little “I wasn’t doing anything, I was just gazing in that direction”…arms behind your back…whistling….

Or do you grab it….

Why am I asking you?

Don’t get your Monkey Pox….and die…like a MEN WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN….since MONKEY POX is apparently the GAY DISEASE for now….since everyone’s a bi sexual looking for sex with anyone at any given time, ratio improves when you take anything you can get….in a society designed to celebrate men who have sex with men….it can be confusing out there for a motherfucker…nothing Monkey Pox won’t fix…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Sofia Vergara in the Sun
CLICK HERE

Kayla Nicole Does Her Best Uber Driver
CLICK HERE

Instagram Roasts Paige VanZant’s New Ink
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez Busts Out of her Dress
CLICK HERE

Demi Rose Cools Down Proper
CLICK HERE

Dove Cameron Stars in Vengeance!
CLICK HERE

Malu Trevejo Rocks Bodysuit
CLICK HERE

Amazon Ordered 2 Seasons of Animated Show – The Hospital
CLICK HERE

Man Gets Aggressive at a Man Playing Guitar on the Street
CLICK HERE

Blackpink’s Concert Fail
CLICK HERE

They Tried to Warn Them About Towing….They Didn’t Listen
CLICK HERE

Robbers in the Domincan Use a Powder to Stun Their Victims
CLICK HERE

They Say these are the 20 Most Influential Images Ever
CLICK HERE

Haircut Fails
CLICK HERE

Former Broncos CB Brendan Langley Fought a United Employee at Newark Airport
CLICK HERE

Sara Sampaio Made it To Cannes!
CLICK HERE

Reese Witherspoon’s Son is Grown Up
CLICK HERE

Cars Destroying Themselves on a Speed Bump
CLICK HERE

Pilot VS Passenger
CLICK HERE

Where are 1% of Americans
CLICK HERE

Michel Pereira Called Out Jorge Masvidal for Sliding Into His Wife’s DMs
CLICK HERE

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Morning Coffee With a View!
CLICK HERE

Model Tamara in a Bikini in Mexico
CLICK HERE

Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Made a Baby
CLICK HERE

Isle of Man Motorsport
CLICK HERE

Bodycam Footage of a 9 Car Pile Up
CLICK HERE

RGIII’s Wife Grete Dunks on Everyone With Her Mom Bod in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

OnlyFans Model Hooks Her Friends Up With Her Exes!
CLICK HERE

Dog Copies Hot Owner
CLICK HERE

Scary Nun Prank
CLICK HERE

Gronk and Jared Goff Support Their Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Girlfriends
CLICK HERE

Hot Marine Biologist Model Nude and By the Sea
CLICK HERE

Drivers Ignore School Bus Sign
CLICK HERE

Big Dog Scared of Escalators
CLICK HERE

Jena Sims is Peachy Keen in These Braless Snaps
CLICK HERE

Former Pizza Hut Worker is Making Bank on OnlyFans!
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Meg Thee Stallion in Some Bra Top Dress
CLICK HERE

All That’s Going On at Cannes
CLICK HERE

Kim Garner Hot at an Event
CLICK HERE

Julia Fox Still Trying to Be Famous
CLICK HERE

Sports Illustrated Swim Events
CLICK HERE

Christina Ricci at an Event
CLICK HERE

Maisie Williams in a Stripper Dress
CLICK HERE

Candice Swanepoel on the Streets
CLICK HERE

Anne Hathawa in a Pink Dress
CLICK HERE

Olivia Wilde on the Streets
CLICK HERE

Hot Body Nina Dobrev Tits Out
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner in Orange
CLICK HERE

Bridget Moynahan Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Chloe Bennet in a Yellow Dress
CLICK HERE

Florence Pugh In Ibiza
CLICK HERE

Lisa Blackpink in a Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner Underwear Dress
CLICK HERE

Hot Body Samara Weaving
CLICK HERE

Ashley Benson on the Streets
CLICK HERE

Kylie Jenner Trashy Outift
CLICK HERE

Alicia Vikander in a Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Fisted in the Forest
CLICK HERE

Incredible Acts of Depraved Humans
CLICK HERE

Snowballing
CLICK HERE

Huge Titty Shake
CLICK HERE

Hot Reddit Amateur You’ll Jerk Off To
CLICK HERE

A Gallery of Butts
CLICK HERE

Ass First on the Dildo Ride
CLICK HERE

23 People having a Shit Day
CLICK HERE

Big Booty Girl and her Booty
CLICK HERE

Hot Plane TIts
CLICK HERE

Wand in Front – Dildo in Back
CLICK HERE

Bukkake of 1
CLICK HERE

Stupid Human Shit
CLICK HERE

Skinny, Perky, Pink Haired Hotty
CLICK HERE

Traditional Thai Massage
CLICK HERE

Nude Model Posing with Book
CLICK HERE

Dildo Riding with her Top Off
CLICK HERE

Girl Runs Into Octagon
CLICK HERE

Perv in the Park
CLICK HERE

Hot Nude Model Fucks a Toy
CLICK HERE

Barely an Ass Spread
CLICK HERE

I don’t Understand what is Going on Here
CLICK HERE

Empire Strikes Back Tits
CLICK HERE

Nude Beach Public Fuck
CLICK HERE

Kelsi Drops the Bikini
CLICK HERE

Dildo Enters the Womb
CLICK HERE

Go Pro Sex Tape
CLICK HERE

Friendly Girls Sharing a Toy
CLICK HERE

Panty Removal
CLICK HERE

Amateur Couple Fucks
CLICK HERE

Water Bottle Girl
CLICK HERE

Capturing the Creampie in New and Creative Ways
CLICK HERE

Shitty Marshmallows
CLICK HERE

Wetness for Toy Time
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Gf Walks in for a Dick Suck
CLICK HERE

Spray it Forward
CLICK HERE

Homemade Sex Tape
CLICK HERE

Dildo Sharing
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

23

May

Megan Fox Ass and Titties of the Day

No Comments »

I saw some shitty paparazzi pics of Megan Fox at the Kourtney Kardashian satanic wedding, because I guess her handler Machine Gun Kelly, who I’ll assume she’s forced to date in order to get a second wind at her career after being blacklisted, becasue that dude’s the fucking worst…..

So despite being a deadbeat mom in her 40s chosing her pussy’s happiness instead of being a mom who pretends she’s in her 30s, is acting like she’s a 20 year old Suicide girl in the early 2000s posing with her skimpy shorts and mom ass out….in a bikini top with her mom tits out…and she creeps me out.

I don’t see a Megan Fox that was, I see that Neck gives her all away, and not because of the Adam’s Apple, but because she’s old and expired…and she creeps me out.

Send her back to David 90210’s house, because this midlife crisi is fucking strange.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Megan Fox|Megan Fox

2022

23

May

Florence Pugh Bikini Ass of the Day

No Comments »

Florence Pugh is a huge actress, possibly an Oscar Nominated actress, I am too lazy to google, but definitely top of the food chain actress, not just because she’s got a 50 year old Zach Braff handling her young labia, but because she gets constant high paid work…

So whether you think she’s hot, or some weird ass bulky midget who worked as Hayden Pannetiere body double before making a go of it on her own, she’s in Europe, being toplss and European, with some chick who is also topless, that I originally thought was Zach Braff, but he’s likely behind the camera, you know because he’s a director, directing his threesome with the chick who looks like him later that night…

It’s an ass being clenched in a skimpy bikini with a peach emoji so you know she’s holding her shit in….and like most midgets, there’s not much of a ratio here, but they can’t all be perfect…not even when they are hand picked by the guy from SCRUBS.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Florence Pugh

2022

23

May

Madison Beer Got Them Tits On of the Day

No Comments »

Madison Beer is another one of these children with stage parents who allowed them to get on the YOUTUBE so that all their dreams of celebrity could come true, so that they could be the female Bieber, who was also a kid put on Youtube before being that biggest popstar in the world…so the preteen hit the youtube to sing her cover songs at her mom’s request and likely got rich as shit doing it…only to sign a record deal and only release her first album this past year that I guess she’s touring….but no one cares because she’s just some fucking exploited youtube trash….that only had followers back then because perverts of youtube like watching underage girls do song and dance..its’ fucking creepy, but obviously never policed because the people at the top of the food chain are creepy too and probably watching that shit too, that’s how they found her to sign her.

Anyway, in her lessons in getting famous enough to get millions of dollars and a record deal, she’s learned that her big tits are more important than her shitty song and dance, so that’s why she’s bringing them in this content…marketing the only way she knows how in an era that doesn’t care about talent but that does care about its.

I’m all for it. I may hate celebrity, the process, the output of what they put out, but I’m fine with the tits…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Madison Beer

2022

23

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

No Comments »

I guess with the impending new Pandemic that they didn’t even try to brand as something scary, but instead as something cartoon-like, MOKEY POX, where the K is SILENT, one of the better memes, I mean besides all the pictures of Planet of the Apes monkey hybrids with the caption reading “me after a year of Monkey Pox after refusing to get vaccinated”…either way, good fodder…

It’s one of those silly lab made viruses that no medical workers have ever heard of, but now they’re going to hear nothing but that shit, assuming that it actually goes viral officially and they get to run with it…..but for now it’s low level, barely contagious, targeting gays, and easy to recover…but that won’t stop vaccine mandates, or forced quarantines or all the other fun stuff they love to TROLL us with.

The good news is that the MEDICAL WORKERS will be used again as heroes, which means the medical worker sluts who moonlight as MEDICAL WORKERS for an angle for the OnlyFans will keep on producing nudes, now that they’ll be kept in for another round of making the people who own the vaccines richer as shit….for that other massive transfer of wealth.

I still find getting naked in a hospital fucking gross, but if it’s in picture, you won’t get MRSA cock.

(more…)

Posted in:NURSES

2022

23

May

Dua Lipa Bikini Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Dua Lipa’s in a skimpy bikini I feel like I’ve seen her in before, but I don’t actually keep track of these pop stars in bikinis as much as you’d assume that I’d be keeping track of, since I have an archive of this shit that I aimlessly write about because I don’t know what else to do with myself in a given day, I’m pathetic like that.

She pretends that she was a plus sized model before being a youtube cover song singing girl who they singed to a lucrative deal and who is now the biggest popstar around, and luckily the generation is sluttier, exhibitionists who love you jerking off to them, and the body looks alright, if you’re into not seeing a bitch on all fours with her ass spread so you can see the asshole behind the thong…which I am not….I figure anything but an asshole behind thong is a cocktease, intentionally trying to ruin our spirits, but I’ll look at the foreplay, softcore, safe for work version since she is super fucking famous, rich and totally not even in need of these bikini pics for additional hype, she just does it for the good times and there is something noble or special in that…innit.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2022

23

May

Elsa Hosk Thong of the Day

No Comments »

I just did a post on on how the MILFS I see on the regular aren’t actually MILFS but rather MIAWTFBTAA….Mom’s I am Willing to Fuck Because They Are Around….

You know, when you have no standards you capitalize on ANY girl willing to fuck you, if she’s willing to fuck you, in that brief moment in time, with that brief window of opportunity….take what you can get….and having a kid and a wrecked body is usually increasing your chances because they hate themselves as much as you hate their gross battle wounds from pregnancy and giving up….

Some moms, like Elsa Hosk, who would never be willing to fuck you, because they have an athlete’s approach to staying hot and winning, despite having a kid try to fuck them up, which they clearly don’t let fuck them up, because they aren’t like the MILFS I see on the regular who all look like they have 2 kids more than they actually have, you know REAL mom shit at walmart….that this mom puts to shame in a “You are lazy bitch, get it together”….I mean look at his shit

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Elsa Hosk