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2008

10

Nov

Mickey Rourke Doesn’t Like Gay People of the Day

The paparazzi followed Mickey Rourke around the other night because, clearly no other celebrity was around or maybe because they mistook his botoxed face of that of a woman disguised as a man, but I don’t really know or care. What I do know is that last week Perez Hilton reported that Rourke was dating Evan Rachel Woods now that she’s broken up with Marilyn Manson, because I guess she has made it clear that she has no taste when it comes to the cock she lets in her, the only prerequisite is that it is 20 years older than her. Either way, Rourke said something like “Tell that faggot I will break his fucking legs” and I guess Rourke and the rest of the free world have something in common and that’s a hatred for the fat pink haired embarrassment to both the gay community and Hollywood….but the real issue for gay activists is that he used faggot as a derogatory term, when it’s meant to be something beautiful.

Now, let’s just hope Mickey Rourke gets away from admiring himself in the mirror and fighting the aging process by paying for surgery to keep his boyish good looks and mans the fuck up, but the fact that he’s a fuckin’ actor, pretty much guarantees that he’s a pussy. Real men work in construction and not in color coordinating their boots and practicing how to smoke tough to really convey his bad boy image that he created in his million dollar bathroom voting against gay marriage because the more freedom the gays have, the more inclined he’ll be to having to accept his homosexuality….sometimes it’s better to keep things swept under the mattress, or locked away in the closet…Yeah, I just said Mickey Rourke’s a gay…it’s kinda his fault, because real men don’t do botox, but men who want men inside them do…true story.

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2008

10

Nov

Kim Kardashian Behind the Scene at a Vegas Magazine Shoot of the Day

Watch Kim Kardashian Behind the Scenes Footage on RawVegas.tv

So Kim Kardashian considers herself a Vegas girl and I am not surprised, because she is a tacky whore, who likes tacky expensive shit and Vegas is a hot bed for half naked girls lookin’ for their big break, or a high roller to buy them champagne and designer clothes….

Kardashian was booked to do the cover of some Vegas Magazine and shit’s not very hot, but I am posting it anyway because I figure no one else is. If you ever wondered what music innovators like this cunt are into, now you’re chance. I think it’s funny to see the unphotoshopped version of her, because it pretty much proves she’s not hot and hopefully this will help other people blinded by her fat ass realize that…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photoshoot|Vegas

2008

10

Nov

Eagles of Death Metal Contest Update of the Day

I’ve been running this Eagle of Death Metal concert and people have been sending in some entries, I figured I’d throw them up on the site and try to get more fans sending in shit because I like getting these emails.

Here are 10 of my favorites….

Entry 1: The Cross Dresser

If you like what you see…ill send more  😉

Entry 2: The Chronic Masturbater…

Here is my wonderous entry.

Entry 3: The Ass…

Hi there, I hope you don’t mind that I took a few. I’m having too much fun with this!
Lots of ass pics, I know.

Entry 4: The Other Ass

I’m a super duper fan of EODM. I think the new album HEART ON is fan-fucking-tastic!

Entry 5: The Nipples

Boston, Brooklyn, or NYC…

Entry 6: The Lazy

It may not be the sexiest, or the most impressive, but it’s from me with love. ;3 So with this entry, maybe I’ll have the chance to touch the band inappropriately. Lol

Entry 7:The Republican…

Hey Jesse, I voted for our guy McCain and now you can vote for me!
Have a safe and fun tour, and I’ll see you when you get here!

Oops…I think I forgot to send this one, it’s the best of the bunch!

Entry 8: The Fish Net….

I would like to go to the show at Music Hall of Williamsburg in Brooklyn (Nov 16th), which was SOLD OUT today when I went to get tickets    =[.  So pick me!!!!

Entry 9: The Shitty Artist

Pretty Please! 🙂

This would be my first ever Eagles of Death Metal show. I have been a fan for a long time and they are finally coming somewhere I can travel to. I would love to meet them.

Entry 10: The Child Laborer…

I enjoy pimping out my children for my benefit.

Entry 11: The Bearded Lady…

The contest is still on, so send in your entries….

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Posted in:Contest|Eagles of Death Metal

2008

10

Nov

Porno Producer Offers Palin $2M to do a Porn of the Day

Some porn producer named Cezar Capone is offering Sarah Palin 2 million dollars to star in one of his MILF productions. I don’t know much about porn, despite everyone constantly telling me that I am a porn site, because I post nudity, but I really have no idea who this guy is. There’s something about produced porn that doesn’t turn me on at all, the girls are ugly, I can’t relate to the ripped big dicked guys fucking them mainly because they are the kids of guys I see out in bars and clubs and hate, so watching them fuck is as torturous as having to drink in the same building as them. The sex is as plastic as their fake tits, and all porns are the fucking same so I usually stick to small penis fat guy porn with average at best lookin’ girls doing random dirty things…but this isn’t about me, it’s about Palin….

He basically wrote this open letter offering her the money and even considering to throw in some extra money and a snowmobile for her husband to get in on the shit. His rationale is that she needs the money to buy the 150,000 dollars of clothes she will be forced to give back, no that she’ll actually give it back, but seems like good enough logic to try to get her naked on video….my logic ended at the fact that she has a pussy and everyone wants to fuck her.

The truth is that he should give her a cut of the profit, because let’s face it, if this ever happened, it’d be bigger than Paris Hilton’s tape so Cezare may not be an idiot for approaching her, but he’s kinda low ballin’ her, not that she’ll know the difference considering she’s as retarded as her kid…but any TV network will probably offer her substantially bigger offers to do a mainstream show and she doesn’t have to break her Christian values to do that, so maybe he needs to go back to the drawing board because my prediction is that this porn will never happen….but a TV show will. Not that you care.


Either way, check out the letter….
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Posted in:Palin|Porn

2008

10

Nov

Tickle Me Pink’s Typical Explicit Music Video of the Day

When your band’s name is Tickle Me Pink, you gotta go that extra mile to man the fuck up. Otherwise, the only people who will show up to your show will be total poofs, lookin’ to dance for teddy bears before their all night anal sex parties, because poofs are always down for all night anal sex parties, or moms and dads thinking it’s some kind of fluffy show for kids, you know the kind of creeps that sing about kids issues, like sharing and shitting in the toilet and animals. So Tickle Me Pink, went ahead, hired a pornstar to crawl around under the blanket topless, and I approve, because I like tits. What I don’t approve of is bad music, so I kept shit on mute and enjoyed the picture show…

Posted in:Music Video|Nudity|Tickle Me Pink

2008

10

Nov

Adrienne Bailon is Some Disney Chick “Naked” of the Day

Here’s some Adrienne Bailon chick who was in some band called 3LW and now the Cheetah Girls, which is some Disney shit you’ve probably jerked off to, but I’ve never seen it because I am wholesome like that, and because I don’t have TV.

There are some naked pictures of her, or almost naked shots of her ass, which is nice, and probably why black guys go crazy for her, but it doesn’t take away from that broken down face. Not to mention, I don’t see pussy lip or tits, so they are hardly nude pics, but more a hope to get some more exposure, so she doesn’t have to work for wholesome Disney anymore and can go onto some new sexier roles….or some shit…and who really cares, I know I don’t.

What I do know is that her tween girl fans are going to be getting busy on their webcam’s tonight to do their idol proud…and now all of a sudden Adrienne Bailon is a household name, at least a single males who live in their mom’s basement and pretend to look for a job all day, while they are really jerking off to shitty personal pics of shitty Disney Channel celebrities….

I hear she’s going nuts suing people, so this cunt may be the end of me, literally, but I am posting them anyway. I like to live dangerously like that.

Posted in:Adrienne Bailon|Disney|Nude

2008

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I did a post on some NYC sex bloggers posed in lingerie the other day and some lesbian left some long winded comment about how these sex bloggers are what she aspires to be and shit and I figured I’d respond to it here.

Blah blah blah, I am a lesbian, Blah blah blah, I have a sex blog because I am fat, blah blah blah, these girls are beautiful, blah blah blah because I am fat and anything is beautiful to me, I am that lonely, blah blah blah

I noticed on Alexa that your traffic is down 35% in the last few months. There is probably a reason for that.

🙂
Catalina

The reason my traffic is down is because I post pictures of you….ornd girls as ugly as you.

It’s the freaky deaky weekend gonna have a good time, and if you’re not, here’s my links…yeah I realize I just badly quoted some song, but I am drunk and I’ve been having chest pains and dizzy spells all night, so I am allowed to bea little confused. Have some empathy you bastard….

Update – I got drunk and forgot to post these – but I am poting them now while drunk…they are more fun than the boring shit I saw tonight….true story.

It’s Friday Night, Which Means You’ll Spend It Alone…Change That Sad Fate….
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Anyone Who Thinks Courtney Love is Not on Drugs Anymore is Delusional
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The New Meaning of Fat Guy in a Little Coat
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Kid Versus Sheep
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Keely Hazell Likes Trucks and Video Games While Dressed Slutty
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If State Signs Told It Like It Is
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Cameron Diaz is a Cunt
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Models!!! Nip Slips!! See Throughs!!
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Amazing New Bond Girl Slutting Out for Maxim
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Pick the Next Hottest Bond Girl
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Lohan Can’t Get a Job, Therefore Here Are Some More Lesbian Rumors
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Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden
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Ice Diving is for Idiots. Sorry
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MacGuyer Will Smack You Down!!
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The Fastest Purse Snatcher Ever
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What Were They Thinking?
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Hannah Hilton is Must Must See
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My Friday Self shot Lady Love
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Halle Berry is Amazing, No Matter What the Era
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Michelle Monaghan Has Ruined Her Vagina Forever. I’m Starting to Hate THis New Trend
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Find a Girl to Fuck, and Stop Being a Fucking Momma’s Boy
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Striptease of the Day
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Katy Perry Upskirt
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Drug store Cowboy
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Super Wedgie Girls!
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God Bless Topless Beaches, God Bless Them All
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It’s a Historical Day for Black People! Oprah Used a Port-o-Potty
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Now You Can Be Like the Hoff!!
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Get Sex The Easiest Way You Can
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Role Models Trailer
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Sophie Monk And Her Tits Multi Task
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The Naked Experiment
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Miranda Kerr Lingerie Show
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Japanese Senior Porn Part 1
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics
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The Life of Michael Crichton – Spoiler Warning – He Dies at the End…
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Ukraine Prime Minister’s Wife Is Worth Fucking
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Kendra Wilkinson is Getting Married
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Honey, I Blew John Malkovich
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Mommy Bathroom Prank
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Sarah Vandella is Your Friday Fantasy
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All That Cocaine Lily Allen is Doing is Working Wonders For Her Body
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The New Bond Girl Has Some Bikini Pics
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Child Predators
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Build a Spy Telescope and Be the Ultimate Peeping Tom
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Feet of Fury!
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Wonder Woman Does LA in a See Through Outfit
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SOME FUNNY PORN REVIEWS

No Cum Dodging Allowed
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Black Brazilian She Males
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Cherry Red Lips
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Talented Milfs
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Bring Me Your Sister
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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BONUS – Sasha Grey on Attack of the Show Because People Love Her…

LAST LINK OF THE DAY:

Tired of gloryholing dudes for money?  Earn $200/day here instead
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

07

Nov

Sophie Monk Doin’ Nothing of the Day

I wonder if Sophie Monk, Paris Hilton and the Good Charlotte fat lesbian sister they both dated ever had a threesome together. You know rubbing cunts til one of them squirts. Benji with a fist in his man pussy, Paris taking pictures of herself to figure out a way to market it to greater opportunities and Sophie Monk showering her pussy with Hand Sanitizer hoping the herpes aren’t contagious, without realizing 6-8 weeks later that they are.

I mean if the Sophie Monk’s break-up was anything like most break-ups, you know going from being engaged to him being in love with Paris Hilton for a career move for his band, their new album and tour, because of the whole Nicole Richie and His Twin Sister having a kid together and the whole Paris being Nicole’s BFF and him being his Twin Sister’s masturbation partner, a story the media would eat it all up, leaving Sophie Monk in the dust, but only after taking Paris for a test ride to see if changing his whole life is worth it, and deciding that it is….

But I know there was a period, after he broke the news to Monk that he was leaving her because he cheated on her and that he was moving on to lower quality, but richer pussy, where she felt inadequate, insecure and willing to forgive him just to get his lesbian suburban tattoos and her life back, by throwing herself at him, in some emotional decision and like all guys, or lesbians that look like guys, he went for it. Because you never turn down the pussy.

Knowing that celebrities don’t use condoms, especially Paris Hilton, and we have proof of that, means that her and Paris Hilton pretty much rubbed cunts without actually rubbing cunts and the likliness of her having a Valtrex Prescription like her ex-future husband’s new future wife and that takes a little away from wanting to go down on her for lunch, you know, it lowers her stock a bit, but herpes isn’t enough reason to keep most guys away when they come up on something that looks like this…..if anything it adds to the whole excitement of the experience, like playing dodgeball, but with more serious repercussions, since when you lose, you’re reminded of it for life…

Posted in:Sophie Monk|Tits

2008

07

Nov

Audrina and Her Big Fake Tits of the Day

I guess The Hills are still on. I was convinced that because Heidi Montag was for McCain, Obama would have been smart enough to say if he wins he will abolish that bullshit show, up until today, I thought that was the only reason he won, but it turns out the bullshit is still being produced and these regular people who are hired to act, but can’t act, further making the show seem contrived and orchestrated, but for some reason people still fuckin’ watch it. I hope it’s because of the entertainment value of seeing big ol’ fake titties making fools of themselves in some really bad, tedious joke, because otherwise, despite Obama’s win, I still have no fuckin’ hope for America.

Other than that, Audrina’s got a good body, and deserves some credit where credit is due, because being skinny and having fake tits is really the American Dream, I am falling asleep as I type this so I should probably just stop. Audrina, drinking and not sleeping have that effect on me, they work their way into my core, and paralyze me…..

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Fake Tits

2008

07

Nov

Katy Perry’s Tits Have Eyes of the Day

If you read this site, which you don’t, but I pretend you do, I mean that’s why I write these stupid things, it’s not for me to keep track of my bullshit that goes on in my mind, that is pretty fucking repetitive and uninteresting, it’s to entertain , even if there’s no fucking audience. A juggling man on the sidewalk that no one notices, is still a fucking juggler, right?

I don’t know where I was going with that, but I do know that I hate Katy Perry, her song, and if you read the site, you know I constantly write about it. I think she fucked the media by taking a cliche fantasy guys and girls have and singing about it in a bubble gum kinda way, making the shit way more pedophiliac, until seeing the girl who sings the shit, and realizing she’s some chubby, unattractive chick, making the whole young girls experimenting turn into two lonely girls who can’t land a date because no guys want them, turning to each other while watching old Ellen reruns or some independent film, and tonguing each other to really feel what love and using each other to show them….

Anyway, she has big tits, at least she always talks about the, donates them to charity and claims they are bigger than they are, like they are some kind of achievement, or trophy, despite the only achievement being on the pill and being able to emotionally eat 8 Big Macs in one fucking sitting…Don’t let her recent weight loss trick you, that’s smoke and mirrors, cocaine and performing, this dumpy bitch only focuses on her tits, because they were the only thing that got her male attention growing up, and she’s still living that fat girl life….because she will always be a fat girl and her tits will always be her only talent…..that’s why her dress has eyes, because they are the only place people look when they talk to her and she felt it would be smart to accommodate because it was starting to make her remember that her tits are all she’s worth….right.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits