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2008

01

Dec

Twilight Fan of the Day

I am not down with Twilight, but I know a girl who lives around me who talks about it all the time. She’s a virgin, I know that may be a huge surprise and she likes to read all the fucking time. She’s a little more social than most losers. You know she doesn’t lock herself up with her cats and 10 library rentals, but is more into trying to talk about how she plays role playing videogames, how she met the last guy she fucked on World of Warcraft and how she’s never quite forgiving a character from some bullshit science fiction movie for letting another character die. I never really listen, because I avoid weirdos like that as best as I can, but I do hear her talking off every poor fuckers ear she can, her most recent kick has been this Twilight shit that she’s obsessed with and this video of some crazy UK girl that was sent to me over the last few days reminds me of her, so I am sharing it with you.

Watch Her Scary Excitement That the Sequel Will Be Made…

Posted in:fan|Twilight

2008

01

Dec

Ginger Spice Moons The Kids of the Day

Ginger Spice went to some Children’s benefit event and she managed to moon it like a rebel high school student moons his high school principal, pretty much telling him to fuck off for trying to suspend him or some shit, only in this case, the only leather this bitch is wearing is on her haggard face and not her jacket to match her slicked back motorcycle hair. I don’t really know what that means, but I do know that Monday’s aren’t working for me right now.

Posted in:Ass Flash|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice

2008

01

Dec

Danielle Lloyd in Her Bikini of the Day

Danielle Lloyd is another UK Glamor model and here she is in a bikini, I guess nothing really needs to be said about her, because let’s face it, these pictures are pretty much all there is to her, but I could tell you exciting stories about my weekend, unfortunately, like Danielle Lloyd in a bikini, every weekend is pretty much the fucking same and manage to run into each other making it impossible for me to really identify what went on this weekend, other than sleeping a lot and the only thing exciting about me sleeping is that I managed to wake up, because even I question how much more my heart can take…..

Posted in:Bikini|Danielle Lloyd

2008

01

Dec

Some Weird Brazilian Ass Stunts of the Day

Brazil is known to have the hottest women in the world or at least some of the hottest women of the world, because the other Brazilian bitches you are jerking off to (Gisele) have penises and it is pretty much impossible to tell them apart, making it not as gay when you get a blowjob from them, if anything, it may lead to a more liberated life when you come back to America and buy a set of Madonna tickets and dance on your very own Gay Pride parade float.

They are that good and they manage to take their semi-masculine faces and trick us into thinking they’ve got pussy. I have no idea what this video is all about, but I did read somewhere that Brazilian chicks who are pretty fit because they live on a beach and naturally have these retarded asses, have started to make the move into getting fake tits like American women and that pretty much ruins any beauty they ever had but really secures the fact that they are whores. Seriously, for 10 US dollars, they will do anything you want them to do, even stick it in your asshole and give you AIDS or so I’ve been told…..

Posted in:Booty Stunts|Brazil

2008

01

Dec

Abigail Clancy in Some Photoshoot for Some FHM of the Day

Abigail Clancy is some UK coke slut who landed a footballer and started dating him and touring as a WAG a couple of years ago, until a video of her doing blow was released to the media, leading to him dumping her via fax, to try to clean his image, because you know where a girl’s ripping lines, the guy she’s fuckin’ isn’t too far behind, and that’s the kind of shit pro athletes don’t really like having out there about themselves, despite the fact that most of the pro athlete’s I’ve ever seen at bars and clubs over the last 15 years, have been the first in the bathroom line, but I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she did some shitty shoot for FHM Germany, wearing a Guns N’ Roses shirt, because Germany’s a little slow on shit, proven in David Hasselhoff’s singing success there and their failure to take over the world back in the 40s.

Posted in:Abigail Clancy|FHM|Photoshoot

2008

01

Dec

Brandon Davis Crashes into Pink’s Car of the Day

Brandon Davis is the greasy rich kid on coke who’s grandfather was one of the richest people in the world thanks to America being the land of opportunity. The problem with the land of opportunity is that allows people to make insane amounts of money and those people go out and have families, who leech off that success, and never work a day in their life because it’s easier to just send him checks than to listen to his cunt behavior. Yes, even his family hates him.

In this video, he is seen ramming into some SUV that belongs to Pink, what, you thought her balls would allow her to buy a sports sedan? It may be a minor accident but dude’s obviously drunk, medicated and as rich kids do, makes a bigger deal out of things than they actually are, because rich kids can’t handle stress at all, and blames it on other factors, because they can’t take responsibility for their own actions, like the paparazzi and the one girl begging to get his autograph because she recognized him from the “Lohan is only worth 6 million dollars and has a firecrotch” video, figuring he’ll be a lonely broken down child with low standards that is easy to manipulate into marriage and all she’ll have to do is deal with his whiny, rich, asshole behavior, which is a lot better than sucking cock in the back alley that she’s been doing the last 5 years, so he’s pretty much her exit strategy and her retirement plan…and who really cares.

Posted in:Brandon Davis|Crash

2008

01

Dec

Britney Spears in a Couple UK Lip Synching Performances of the Day

So Britney Spears is on the promo tour in Europe and she played such prestigious venues like the UK version of American Idol called X Factor and the French version of American Idol called Star Academy. I could be wrong about these shows, but I do know that waking up at 9 am after not working for 4 days is fucking destroying my soul, like buying tickets to a Britney Spears concert hoping to see her perform live, before being fed this useless lip synching drivel. We realize she’s crazy, has no talent at that repetitive piece of womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer shit is sung by a fuckin’ robot, so it’s hard to fuckin’ sing it, especially when you are dealing with your mental illness and struggling to not shove the headset mic down her throat, not to simulate oral sex but to choke on and die, because even she knows it’s pretty much over, over , over , over, over for her…


Read this story about how Britney’s Europe Fans are Mad about these performances, will I get woke up, warmed up and figure out how to make my comeback…
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Here’s one from a show called Star Academy….in France….

Here’s a video of her celebrating her birthday at some club called G-A-Y, which is coincidentally the same name your family calls you when you’re in the other room….I mean it is the only explanation for you never having a girlfriend, right?

Posted in:Britney Spears|Lip Synching|UK

2008

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got sidetracked today, but I did manage to get wasted off wine at some piano bar with a friend of mine. She is some kind of 30 year old chick who can’t find love and who has turned to the internet to find a boyfriend, which is the kind of desperation I appreciate. You know, no one wants to become an old maid, everyone wants that white picket fence because they’ve been told their whole life how good it will be. They don’t want to use internet dating, or deal with dudes who want to put their years of masturbation practice to actual use, but sometimes you’ve got no choice, like the piano man I was harassing to play the song “Piano Man” who I accidently told I loved and who I think thought he was going to get lucky tonight. Unfortunately, that’s not how I roll, even if he winks at me as he rocks out to Billy Joel for me….

Here are my links, I am pretty ready for this weekend to be over……

You Can’t Teach an Old Bitch New Tricks
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Vampires….Suck!
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Scarlett Johansson is Topless. Kind Of
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CNN Has Heroes, Most Notably the Two Inside Salma Hayeks Blue Dress
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In Case You Wanted to Throw Up Today, But Couldn’t
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Table Top Mega Man is Amazing
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Crazy Gideon is Just Plain Crazy
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Adventureland Trailer
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Moss is Starting to Look Beat
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Who Would You Rather?
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How NOT to Shoot a Gun
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Here’s Some Blind Items Because It’s Really Fucking Slow
Thanks To All That Turkey Everyone is Shoving in Their Faces
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From Corporate Type, to Dance to…Porn?
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Finish Off the Holiday By Finishing Off Yourself
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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As If Willy Wonka Couldn’t Get An Weirder
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Dog Owns a Little Ice Skater
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In the Dog House
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Lexy Belle is Oh So Sexy
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Two Blondes, a Changing Room and a Strap On
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Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter Are Disgusting
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Cate Blanchette is Kind of Hot For an Old Chick
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Can Someone Just Fucking Off These Two Already?
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Striptease of the Day
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Taekwondo Knock Out
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Spank That Ass
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Spring Break Wet T Shirt Comp
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Remember Leelee Sobieski?
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Topless Girl Gets a Pie in the Face
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Hayden Party Airs is Digusting
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Barry Mannilow Will Punish You
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The Best Neon Sign EVer
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Now THAT’S Therapy
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Bailey Owens Was Delish
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School Girl Attack
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Open a Locked Door With a Credit Card
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Girl has 3 Boobs
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits
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Some Vegas Asian WIth Big Fake Tits in a Green Bikini
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CHICK FIGHT

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

28

Nov

Jodie Marsh and Some Weird Monster of the Day

Here is a picture of Jodie Marsh with some Save Tango midget painted orange, I have no idea what this is all about and I am really not about to go find out, because that would involve doing work, but I do it is a British thing and British people are fucking weird.

I also know that it is involves people painting themselves orange, and there is no doubt in my mind that when the people painting themselves orange are midgets, that they are actually getting paid to get exploited to do the shit, so they stand out and slutty lesbian attention whores make an effort to get a picture taken with them, not because it’s not everyday you see a midget with a painted face like some kind of clown, not that they have many other career options, they are fucking midgets, but because when you’re Jodie Marsh, it’s hard to find someone more orange than she is….

If I had a midget, I’d exploit him too. I’d constantly make him give me stand up blowjobs and treat him like my whore, pretty much all the time, from the minute I let him out of his cage, my dick would be in his mouth, and it wouldn’t be gay, because everyone knows midgets aren’t human. That’s like calling an old farmer gay for fucking the male sheep. Everyone knows that’s not true…

Okay, enough of this stupidity, now go look at Jodie Marsh’s stupidity…

Posted in:Jodie Marsh|Midget|Slut|Underwear

2008

28

Nov

David Hasselhoff Gets Young Pussy of the Day

Either this is David Hasselhoff and his daughter, or David Hasselhoff is proving to the world that no matter how much of a joke you are, as long as you’re on TV, there will be a willing pussy to fuck you, because everyone wants to be famous, and sometimes the only way to do that is to associate yourself with someone who is, even moderately famous, like the guy who stars in the local mattress commercial who I always see out drinking bottles of vodka with a group of stripper lookin’ chicks, because they think he’s important cuz he’s on TV, even though, he’s only on TV because he’s a fucking joke.

Posted in:David Hasselhoff|Fame Fucker