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2022

19

May

Britney Spears Thong Tennis of the Day

I don’t now if this is Britney Spears or some male impersonator in a wig, but I will say that anything we’re seeing published from Britney Spears, is probably not being posted by Britney Spears, but rather the team they pretend don’t continue to handle her

From hr awkward distraction that was her conservatorship trials and protests that were beyond weird. I can’t imagine how lame a person would have to be to waste their day protesting for the right to Britney’s freedom, unless they were hired actors, that whole random movement was suspicious.

Then there’s her pregnancy reveal, where each post was about her “FETUS” like it was always intended to be a sacrifice….and that she miscarried last week, only to hop on the tennis court topless, in a red thong bikini bottom and boots, to mourn the loss of her FETUS….that some creepy exec probably ate for the stem cells…

I’ll still look at her ass, even if all her pics are shot on the first version of the iphone…it’s sturdy.

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2022

19

May

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

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There are a lot of rumors that Kendall Jenner was born a dude, but the psychotic stage mom knew that no one wanted a boy, so they put her on puberty blockers young, even cut her dick off, and raised her as a girl….who may not even know she was born with a dick….cuz she’s always been a girl as far as she knows….

You know the test run for Bruce, try it on the kid first, the canary in the mine, the lab rat, who knows….

There are a lot of rumors that if Kendall Jenner was the pussy mold used for Bruce’s cunt….you know like how they make those Porn Pussy Fleshlights…..assuming she was actually born a girl which I don’t.

The athletic deep voiced, not very hot, but hot for a Kardashian because she takes an ok picture an doesn’t look like a pile of fake shit stapled to her body like the rest of them.

They made her a top model in the fashion world to solidify that the fashion industry is a fucking joke that is not about any artistry, or luxury, or exclusivity, but rather like all other industries, about selling product overpriced to idiots…

I guess she also whores down for money, fashion, her artistry despite being a vapid pile of shit Kardashian with their spell cast on socity, single handedly damaging women on such a deep level that women don’t realize it, or cancel them….but instead yell at men who say “hot tits”.

She’s got a rockin’ body….at least compared to the rest of her pig family…..so seeing it like this is a good thing….born with balls or not don’t matter with slutty content like this….right.

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2022

19

May

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Looking Good of the Day

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I have said that Nina Agdal’s got a pretty retarded face since the dawn of her celebrity as a Sports Illustrated model….which is pretty much the only gig she had.

I was pretty confident that they hired her for woke reasons, even before woke was a thing. I think they called it work program, affirmative action, I mean I worked at a pharmacy that would hire retards to stock the shelves to keep them busy for 2 dollars an hour, which at the time appalled me….that’s SLAVE labor but it was encouraged…weird world.

As it turns out, the older she gets, the less DOWNSY she gets, maybe she had her hairline pulled down her head….or maybe when you have a hot body from fitness because you have nothing else to do and your sugar daddy’s rely on the full swimsuit model experience even in this woke time of fat chicks making it on the cover of what she surely considers her holy grail of magazines since it made her life..

So she’s done good in preserving the hot body which is really the important thing…for an aging girl because the face for all women doesn’t stand a change in preservation….but if you can keep your ass looking this good…we’re good.

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2022

19

May

Jessica Biel Ass of the Day

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There was a time when Jessica Biel’s ass was celebrated by the pervert celebrity fetishists out there, despite her hard body being so masculine that a fag like Timberlake would marry it..knowing it was almost a pass….

The ideal boy band groupie, the Hailey Bieber yes-man of her generation, who sat on the sidelines while her superstar man toured the world and she waited at home, plotting ways to not throw him off or ruin the work that she did….

Now, going back to her passion of filmmaking, but with Timberlake financial backing, because without it she would have died with the dad from Seventh Heaven…

But yeah, there was a time that this star was marketed as some hot fit scandalous thing thanks to one photoshoot and some decent sized tits…that’s all it took.

Those days are done, but for the fanboy, they’ll be happy to see her wiping the cum out of her cunt after a sex scene she rocked her nerd afro in….

THIS IS NOT MY KIND OF CELEBRITY NUDITY FROM A SEX SCENE IN A MOVIE….but who cares about what I like, clearly not the movie makers out there who constantly disappoint.

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2022

19

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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All these weeks of doing ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, I thought I was just doing some scientific research, some product research, some trust the science experiments, some Bill Nye the pervert science guy peer reviewed studies in the inefficiencies in the thong panty design….some measuring the fecal matter where thonged asses sat…knowing that this generation of asshole, is far bigger than the skimpy fabric covering of the thong.

Apparently, the asshole behind thongs have been intentional! These aren’t accidents, but rather a way to post an asshole on scoial media without being seen as a whore….but when the girl posing is on some weird sex doll ass/pussy you probably have a few of in your closet of loneliness, makes me think this is less crowd sourcing between girls on the internet to compile evidence for a class action suit against thong companies not doing their marketed job of being underwear….and more some “LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE”..

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2022

19

May

Christina Milian Bra of the Day

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Christina Milian is rocking some gel curled hair doing what we’ll assume is her best Kenny G impression, or maybe 80s Jheri Curl, because the late 80s are back, and Milian, who was probably around 20 years old in the late 80s, knows all about a tight curl.

I guess, that is leaving the door open for me to be called a racist, since Milian is black and black ladies are so sensitive about their hair.

I remember when Halsey, who is also black, despite being white as shit, stayed at a hotel and made a huge scene about how they don’t have black hair product.

Then there’s Jada Pinket and her baldness that they say is an auto-immune disease, not Money Pox, but probably caused from gay sex, either direct or indirect through big Willy…..

Basically, black ladies are emotional about their hair…but that’s not what this Milian post is about, she’s hardly black enough to take seriously, as far as I’m concerned she’s Sicilian and if she cries about her black hair being called a Jheri Curl throwback to her glory days since she’s old.

This is more a reminder that despite being old, despite being rich, despite having fat child support checks sent her way for the first kid, despite having social media success with brand partners, and her own hustle….she’s still wanting you to se 90 percent of her tits, just not the nipple, since that would be shameless.

It’s like the Disney Team who created her really made her believe people will only notice here for her tits. Good job, because that is very much accurate.

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2022

19

May

Stefania Ferrario Pussy Shot of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario is some plus sized pin up looking model who I guess does nudity…

This is her showing you her cervix, or maybe that’s fallopian tube, either way it’s full pussy, that they aren’t teaching the kids in sex ed, because miss new pussy means a set of balls, you know woke transgender shit.

There was a time when fat girls like Stefania Ferrario were raising the bar for body positivity, saying “us fat chicks matter”…eventually companies folded and gave into the fat model and started giving the more attractive, the prettier fat girls work…..then the scale of woke slid to ugly fat girls that look like washed up cafeteria workers….and now we’re in a place where men doing women cosplay is the norm….

Weird world, I blame the internet, but like most fatties, despite being against fatties, this fatty, like all fatties when showing her pussy is appealing, I want to taste the fucking rainbow….get those sugar filled vaginal secretions up in me.

The point is, she’s a reasonable sized fat model for plus sized work and she gets naked…

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2022

19

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I do not know why there is not a professional TITTY DROP league being organized in your local community centers, or sports bars…you know one of those obscure sports that matters because you can jerk off to it more effectively than it was football..I mean maybe that’s my Vince McMahon or Dana White, maybe my calling is to start this Titty Drop league, create titty drop stars, have titty drop events, grassroots up baby….because there’s no sport I’d rather bet on, watch, or cum to, ideally while coaching….you know totally ready for a scandal in 10 years when all the weathered, broken, lost Titty Drop athletes come at me for MeToo cancellation, after I make all my titty drop money.

I do not know why I post my billion dollar ideas here for the internet to steal, let’s just hope whoever runs off my lead, gives me some kickback for being the mastermind beind hit.

In the meantime, here’s some titty drops to inspire billion dollar titty sports leagues.

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2022

19

May

Em Rat Cow in the Sheer Outfit on the Streets of the Day

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I guess you’d call this a cry for attention, not a style or fashion statement…but you know that it’s reaching….

I don’t do much Emrata content here, she’s one of those manhating lesbians who pushes the MeToo agenda and that just rubs me the wrong way when millions of dollars were made off her tits.

It’s one of those titty models, who goes viral and doesn’t think her titties are the reason she went viral, so she turns on the tits, and the fans of those tits by doing things like calling photographers that helped endorse her when she needed them creeps.

Of course they are creeps, what the fuck do these girls expect when they hang with dudes who make a life of shooting nude chicks for free. It’s a fetish of theirs and you’re it for that shoot day…

I saw this video of her and her baby, she’s a mom now, doing a panty dance and it got close to 8 million views, which is huge, she’s still a big fucking social media star…this is the video….

Just realized her kid was in the video, so go check it out on her IG, she actually looks good in it, hence the 8,000,000 views I gather.

So you have to wonder what went wrong, why does she feel so empty, she has built a social media influencer career, she’s made millions off that, she’s launched her own brands, she’s been in the movies, not great movies, but still actual movies….she has a husband and kid that we’ll assume she likes…

Yet, she goes out there in her underwear, which is actually pretty great, since she’s got a bit of an ass now, but still kinda sad and useless….

Maybe she just needs a hug…some real love, some real validation to fill her empty soul, since you know the people around her are there to brag to their friends that they knocked up Emrata…..I mean unless they were child hood friends, they are there for the great tits….like all the fans and followers…and brand partners….and there’s nothing wrong with that…it’s just probably empty enough to make you walk around in your underwear like Kanye’s other girl Julia Fox trying to make a name for herself..

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2022

19

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Listen up motherfuckers, you’re in TANLINE country….

I know that the media as a whole is trying to turn you gay and trans, and for the most part it is working because people are simple minded and do what they are told, only in this case it’s not at some college frat hazing, or late at night after a few drinks and you’re homie gets a little weird with you and opens up about how he jerks off to gay porn, the bully in this case is society as a whole…and they aren’t even trying to hide it, cover it up, but instead they are laughing at all the fools they puppet master….TAKE A SHOT, CUT YOUR DICK OFF, WEAR A MASK, RUIN YOUR LIFE….as they cash in an LOL….you can’t really blame them…

Well, I am still a firm believer in hot chicks, and sometimes those hot chicks are literally hot, and do things like hang in the sun, resulting in the nature’s highlighter highlighting the good parts that they keep underwraps, which in and of itself is insane, since everyone’s a slut, it’s almost like they put on clothes to get the tanline for a look, cuz there is no way any of these girls aren’t strategically tanlined….not to mention, most lather skin staining chemicals on themselves for the tanline….so it’s just MOVIE MAGIC….but since everything is fake, and we accept it as real, tanlines are probably the least of our concerns…since we can jack off to them and pretend they are real.

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