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2008

24

Sep

Brad Pitt Shot a Commercial in France With Some Hot Pussy of the Day

So Brad Pitt shot a commercial in France because they probably paid him a lot of money and since he’s trying to make some ties in the country that his kids were born in and he did it with some old chick in a bikini.

Old chicks are pretty fucking amazing, despite being pretty fucking rotten to look at. They just have this “who gives a fuck” attitude that younger girls don’t have. It’s like they reach a certain age and they either give up on life, or try to hold onto their youth and the only competitive advantage they have to younger girls is that they aren’t scared to do it. They aren’t self conscious, they will get naked anywhere. They aren’t reserved, they will fuck you anywhere. They aren’t up to date on the trends, so you can fuck them without a condom, but the only problem is that when you fuck them, you just don’t feel anything but an empty hole and dry flesh that is comparable to a loose gripped masturbation session but the dryness doesn’t lead to a rash because there is barely any friction as you you hardly touch the walls of her vagina no matter how well hung you are…..It’s a lot like shoving your dick between your wife’s fat rolls only less moist, come on, I can’t be the only one who’s done that….

Posted in:Bikini|Brad Pitt|France|Grandma

2008

24

Sep

Jennifer Aniston in Some Loney Vacation Bikini Pictures of the Day

Jennifer Aniston went on a lonely vacation recently, probably in attempts to get away from the hard truth that her life has a pretty depressing future alone and childless, and the good news is that she did it in a bikini, because despite being nothing amazing to look at, I’d rather be lookin’ at it in a bikini than clothed.

I have to say that she does look better than the Greek girls I know or the Greek girls who I have fucked, because I have fucked a Greek girl before and the whole experience was interesting enough to remember, because unlike non-Greek girls, I totally went ahead and shoved my dick in her ass and she didn’t even squirm or make a noise. Sure, I have a pretty small penis, but shit was like naturally lubricated and ready to go, like it was a second vagina and part of her Greek genetic code, leading me to believe that the stereotype comes from some truth….

So some advice to Aniston is that if you want to trick a dude into knocking you up, you gotta take him out of your ass, even if the anal is the only reason he’s in you in the first place. Everyone knows that’s the Christian girl’s answer to birth control and you can’t get pregnant like that….

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston|Lonely

2008

24

Sep

Jessica Alba Takes Her Post Pregnancy Vagina to the Beach of the Day

Jessica Alba brought her post-pregnancy body out to the beach recently. I have no idea who these pictures belong to or if they are new or not but I am going to post them anyway, because they are Alba in a bikini and people seem to like that shit. I thinks she’s seriously overhyped, but she bounced back from the pregnancy pretty fuckin’ decently and it is safe to say that her career probably won’t suffer as much as her vagina did. I’ll probably have to remove this pics pretty soon, so take them in while you can.

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Alba|Post Pregnancy

2008

24

Sep

Jordan Promotes Her Perfume Line the Only Way She Knows How….Half Naked… of the Day

Katie “Jordan” Price is a whore who has managed to make a name for herself being a whore and I guess I shouldn’t hate on her for having the stupidest implants or a career based on being a whore, because I like whores and I have to remind myself of that sometimes. I don’t care that she has a huge product line named after her and I don’t care that she’s been successful doing what she does, I just care that she does it as slutty as possible and she seems to manage that pretty well. These are some pictures of her promoting some perfume and it reminds me of the time I wanted to start a porn magazine so I put an ad in the local paper and bought a couple sexy outfits, hired a photographer for the day and no one showed up, so I decided to bite the bullet and dress up and pose sexy, I figure why let a good thing go to waste. Boy, would I be happy if those pictures never hit the internet….

Posted in:Jordan|Perfume

2008

24

Sep

Katy Perry in a See Through Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry is my enemy. Sure, I don’t know her and will never know her, but I do know that song and every I hear it everywhere I go, it’s like a fucking punch to the face and after a certain number of punches to the face, I start to take shit personally, and when I try to avoid those punches by changing the radio station, only to hear the song on the other channel, I feel like there’s no fucking escape. To make things worse, I find the bitch to be chubby, unattractive and talentless, but no one cares what I think, and instead see a big set of tits and a fantasy of those tits making out with other tits, leading to more money and success in her pocket and making her stick around longer than she deserves, and the whole thing is pretty stressful for me and the only real solution is to jump out of my apartment window, but like Katy Perry, I am too lazy to move, so I’ll just eat this bag of chips hoping the fat goes to the right places so that I can land a million dollar record deal and post pics of myself in a see through nightgown that covers my fat chick nipples on myspace. Fuckers.

Posted in:Katy Perry|See Through

2008

24

Sep

Lohan’s Lesbian Pussy is Hungry for Cock of the Day

When I first saw these pictures of Lohan sitting with her legs spread open like some kind of whore, I figured she was just taking a lesbian stance. You know a whole penis hating approach to life, where she can sit like a man if she wants to because this isn’t a man’s world and can throw away all she’s learned about being lady-like in public because that’s just a product of men, but then I realized that she is being lady like. The kind of lady who wants dick.

She is sprawling her legs apart because she’s craving cock, dying for cock and dreaming of cock. She didn’t realize that signing up to this whole lesbianism would mean no more cock, she just thought it made for decent companionship between various cock, and now she’s struggling like a cat in heat, but instead of rubbing it’s cat pussy on my leg, or wall-to-wall carpeting, she’s sprawling it open in clothes wishing one of the dudes on set of this photoshoot would just take her right then and there.

It’ll be interesting to see how the next few months unfold…but I predict penis will be involved and I am not talking about Ronson’s lesbian penis, or dolphin shaped strap-on. I am talking about real cock, attached to a living dude. Not that it really matters.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Pussy

2008

24

Sep

Verne Troyer’s New Girlfriend is on my Facebook of the Day

So I have this girl named Dominique Arganese on my Facebook. She is what I call a Montreal Model. That basically means she has no business being a real model, but ghetto local photographers, magazines and companies hire them to do fashion shows, magazine spreads and product shoots, giving these girls who have no business being a real model, the attitude of someone who does have business being a model, even though real models are less obnoxious, because they don’t need to prove that they have it going on, as their careers do the talking for them, while these girls act the way they think models act.

These are the girls you see in clubs, sucking up to bartenders, DJs and promoters while sitting at a table drinking Grey Goose. They are girls who were destined to be strippers and escorts but who took the wrong route and are now on this quest to become famous, despite having no business being famous and they do that by sleeing their way to the top.

A reader sent in something on Perez Hilton saying that this Montreal Model named Dominique Arganese is now dating Verne Troyer and since I knew who she was, I decided to scrub her facebook.

I don’t think she is his girlfriend, but I wouldn’t put it past her that she’s fucked him. These girls are so hungry for famous cock, because they think they deserve it, that they don’t mind compromising their integrity because they don’t really have any, by opening up their vaginas to freaks of nature…..

These are the groupie whores who want that ballin’ lifestyle and who freakshow famous people prey on, because the pussy’s easy.

This is the kind of tacky club slut trash I think about when I hear the words Ed Hardy….I guess her shitty photoshoots make her enough money to fly to vegas and buy all the Ed Hardy her credit card can handle, or maybe she’s got midgets dumb enough to bankroll her….who really gives a fuck…she a low quality piece of shit and she’s not even worth the time I’ve given her on the site, and Verne Troyer’s really the best she’s going to get and I am sure they get along famously, with her broken english and his being 3 foot….

Either way, here are the pics of her and Mini Me…..Poor fucker looks like a kid in the candy store…a really weird lookin kid in a really trashy lookin’ candy store….he has no idea they are exploiting him…but I guess that’s kinda been what his whole life’s been about and at least he’s got the money and the pussy…and I don’t….

It looks like there was another mini me in her life before Verne Troyer, only he was a little taller…and like all girls she slowly climbing the midget ladder…dating shorter and shorter men…until she ends up with what she deserves….a condom full of cum….

And Here are some other pics of her in all her useless glory. I hate that she’s probably so excited about this exposure….Oh well…..I am posting it anyway….This post took me over an hour…that depresses me…..It really wasn’t worth the effort…seriously…why the hell did I do this post…I don’t understand myself sometimes…

Some of her Life Changing Work…..

Posted in:Dominique Arganese|Verne Troyer

2008

24

Sep

MSN CANADA DOES KIDDY PORN AND AUDI SUPPORTS IT OF THE DAY

MSN, Canada, Kiddy Porn
MSN CANADA DOES KIDDY PORN AND AUDI SUPPORTS IT OF THE DAY


I am not a hippie or anything, so I don’t want you to get me wrong in my hatred of corporations. The reason I hate corporations is not because I view them as “the man”, it is because of the double standards that lie between corporations and people like me. It’s like they are untouchable. If I was to post a picture of Brooke Shields in a sheer lacy top when she was 13 years old, I’d go to fuckin’ jail, but when MSN does it, they get advertisers like Audi up on board, paying INSANE prices just to be there, while I can’t manage to even find a porn advertiser willing to give me 50 fuckin’ dollars. I am not saying my site is comparable to an MSN celebrity site, but if it was, then maybe I could afford to pay the fucking paparazzi for fucking images and all my troubles would be behind me.

The truth is that this post wasn’t intended to be a bitchfest, you know, me whining about how I am wronged by the system, and it was supposed to be about how the editors at MSN knowingly put an inappropriate picture of Brooke Shields on their site, one that kids and parents alike visit, and that to me is unacceptable, what is more unacceptable is that advertisers embrace this shit and the content this site produces, and discounts anyone who does less offensive shit, becaue they aren’t a billion dollar company. The world may be corrupt, but I feel better that I got the chance to call these fuckers out on being kiddy porn peddlers that I doubt will get the FBI knocking on their door over….


To see if I have the power to make MSN take down an image, follow this link, if it’s dead, you know they are trying to cover up the fact that they post sexually provocative pictures of 13 year olds….
GO


Posted in:Canada|Kiddy Porn|MSN

2008

24

Sep

Some Dude Throwing a DJ AM and Travis Barker Benefit Concert of the Day

I hate to break it to the dude who invited me to some DJ AM and Travis Barker benefit concert, but the truth is that DJ AM and Travis Barker are not a fucking cause. They aren’t sick children, or African Aids Babies, or Orphans, or Cancer. They are two rich dudes who happen to be fucked up right now because they survived a plane crash and are all burned up.

When I read that the proceeds from the event were going to go to the two involved in the accident, I laughed. DJ AM charges something like 50,000 to 100,000 dollars a show, he does 6 a week. He owns a management company that manages a bunch of DJs that get paid insane amounts of money like DJ AM, only he gets a management fee per gig. He owns nightclubs and dudes a millionaire a bunch of times over. As for Barker, he was in Blink 182 and got in at the right time, right when they hit big. He owns that clothing line all these faggot emo kids wears and I am sure is involved in other shit and has millions of dollars banked a bunch of times over too.

It’s times like these where I find the world a really horrible place. These fuckers will recover, they will not be financially strapped, it’s not like they can’t afford to take a year off work or that the shit they have lined up doesn’t bring them in monthly revenue and maybe the money from any benefit event is better suited for people who fucking need it.

I am offended anyone would suggest giving AM more money, dude’s already made way too much for what he offers the world and as this dude is just jumping on the TRVS/AM In our Prayers bullshit train. He’s a fuckin’ DJ get over it. It’s not like this motherfucker saved anyone but himself. He isn’t a fuckin’ hero for jumping out of a burning plane for fear of leaving all that money behind if he dies.

That’s why the money should be sent to me.

TRAVIS BARKER & DJ AM SUPPORT CONCERT
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!! WE ARE LOOKING FOR ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET FROM ALL THE FANS !!!

FOR YOU THAT DONT KNOW , TRAVIS BARKER AND DJ AM WERE INVOLVED IN A AIR PLANE CRASH IN SOUTH CAROLINA AND THEY HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER THERE BODYS FOUR PASSENGERS WERE KILLED

HELP SUPPORT

AND FAMOUS STARS AND STRAPS TO HELP OUT

WE HAVE CONTACTED DJ AM’S PRESS TEAM AND ARE WORKING WITH THEM AT THE MOMENT

ALSO CONTACTED TRAVIS’S AGENT AS WELL

EVENT DATE: SHOOTING FOR MID APRIL 2009

THE BANDS THAT JIMMY HAS CONTACTED ALREADY

: THE GAME
: METRO STATION
: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
: DJ X-HAIL
: KICKSTART TRAGEDY
: BAM MAGERA
: THE LAST GOOD NIGHT

AND MANY MORE

ALL THE PROCEEDS WILL BE GIVEN TRAVIS / ADAM ” DJ AM” GOLDSTEIN

WE ARE LOOKING FOR MANY MORE ACTS ! DJ’S / BANDS & ARTIST

THANKS GO TO EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS THIS

I HOPE EVERYONE CAN MAKE THIS EVENT

WHEN THE DATE GETS RELEASED THE TICKETS WILL GO ON SALE @ TICKETMASTER

Posted in:DJ AM|Travis Barker

2008

24

Sep

Kim Kardashian Can’t Dance of the Day

I went through all this yesterday and I don’t really think there’s a need to repeat myself. The first thing I have to say about this video is that Kim Kardashian thinks that everyone thinks she’s sexy and knows how to move, which is hilarious because she isn’t sexy and the only moving she does is from her couch to the fridge to get Ice Cream. The second thing I have to say about this video is that Kim Kardashian thinks we think she knows how to move her ass but in reality she needs a booty lesson, which is hilarious because I’ve seen the sex tape and know that that ass is weighing her down. I want to know who the fuck told her these things, where did this delusion come from. The last thing I found funny about this video is that she can’t dance for shit, she can’t move for shit, she can’t perform, and she can’t make that booty talk. So she remains useless novelty with a fat ass who is much more tolerable in pictures or if you own an ice cream shop and even Dancing with the Stars mock her by playing “baby got back” as some kind of bad joke, because she does have back but just doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing with it. Either way, watch the video then Vote this Bitch Off…

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Kim Kardashian