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2008

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got SPAM today, not the meat, that shit’s for rich poor people, but the email….it made me laugh and here it is.

KKK To Burn Eco-Friendly Crosses

It’s nice to see that they care about the furture of their racist kids, it’s pretty fuckin progressive thinking that I guess you have no choice but to respect.

Here’s another one:

Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA

Los Angeles, California – (Ass Mess): Narcotics agents in Yolo County, California have arrested six people after impounding over five pounds of innovative sperm-flavor cocaine.

I thought the coke cut with baby powder that put my friend into shock and killed him was the freshest smelling blow out there, I was wrong….

Here are my links. Maybe they will make you laugh….

Christina Applegate is Cancer Free GO and Avril Lavigne is Too Hot for Malaysia GO

Some Slut with Big Tits Reviews Smart People Because She Isn’t One….
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Some Baseball Pain….to Make a Boring Sport More Interesting..
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Lohan is In Some Lesbian Love Triangle With A Chick So Ugly Her Vibrator Turns Her Vagina Down
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Some Awesome CNN Call Pranks
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Katie Price Panty Upskirt, Which Really Isn’t That Exciting Because She Bascially Walks Around Naked Everyday Anyways
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Britney Spears Tryies to Pretend She is Not Completely Crazy
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Aracely Arambula is My Kind of Women, and By That I Mean She Has Tits and a Vagina
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HOT LESBIANS WHO YOU’RE GOING TO WISH WERE STRAIGHT
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10 Funniest Masturbating Animal Videos
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Chick or Dude the Olympic Edition
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Alba at the Latina Awards Jumpin’ Borders With Her Mom Tits
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Bar Rafaeli Called the Cops on the Paparazzi When On the Beach….They Couldn’t Do Anything – So She Decided to Try to Hide Like It was Nazi Germany and She Was Anne Frank…
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The Best Obituary Ever
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Some Compressed Air Addict from Intervention in this Walkin’ On Sunshine Remix Good Times…..
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Some Artistic Nudes from India
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BRAND NEW HOT PICS OF OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST KURT ANGLE’S WIFE
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18 of Movies Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes
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Listen to the New Guns and Roses Song that Sucks Because Apparently They Aren’t Dead…But This New Album May Kill Them….
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Laggerfeld as Lil Wayne
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Interview With Some Angelin Jolie Impersonator
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The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Unveil Their Half Naked 2009 Calendar
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American Apparel Slutty Billboards in SoHo
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Whoa!! Relax a Bit Rosanne!
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The Best Porn Anywhere!
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How Many Times Do Back Flips Have to Go Wrong For People to Learn
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When It Come to a Job Like This, You Need a Professional
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Fuck Data From Star Trek! This Guy Made a REAL Android!
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Jennifer Hawkins Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck NOW!
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Ain’t No Fun Like Tipping a Port-O-Potty
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Wet T-Shirt Goodness
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Divini Rae Hotness
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Just Add Oil To This Whore…
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Top 10 Worst Female Celebrity Bodyparts
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Avril Lavigne Is Too Sexy For Malayasia, and By Too Sexy, they Mean Disgusting
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Jennifer Lopez is Training for the Triatholon. In Full Hair and Make Up. What a Stupid Fucking Bitch
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Paris Hilton’s Make Believe Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Kasia is a College Slut
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Wino: “I am not on Drugs!”
Us: “Yeah Right!”
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Why Hello Charity Rogers!
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Use This to Get Sex Because You are a Virgin and Need All the Help You Can Get
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And That’s Why Hot Tubs Are Disgusting
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Professor Moons a Classroom
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Web Cam Glory
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Nadine Velazquez, I Wanna Be On You
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Topless Gymnastics
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Darryl From The Office Has a Teeny, Tiny Drug Problem
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WTF is Wrong With Tori Spellings Tits?
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Soccer Fan Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone With Her Barren Womb
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Roundhouse Kick!
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Katy Perry’s Parents Hate Her, And So Do I
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Denise Milini is Very Nice
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Make a Pull Ring Smoke Grenade
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2008

18

Aug

Meagan Good’s Got Good See Through Dresses of the Day

Meagan Good is always showing off tit, she’s good at it and I have never taken the the time to find out who she is and that’s not going to change today. Now before you drop the race card, thinking I don’t have enough time for black nobodies because I don’t think of them as human but more of a species of apes, realize that if I was a racist, I wouldn’t even be posting these pictures of her and if I was, I’d draw a banana on them or some shit trying to be funny, when in fact I don’t find that funny at all, I find it massively offensive and to even accuse me of something like that says a lot about the kind of person you are….

Posted in:Meagan Good|Nipple|See Through

2008

18

Aug

Isla Fisher’s One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Looks like my site’s been hacked again. For some reason when people land on it they are re-directed to the Game Show Network corporate site. I don’t know what the fuck is going on but I do know that I blame some virgin with computer skills who got offended cuz i called his girlfriend a slut and by girlfriend i mean a celebrity he thinks he is dating because he watches all her DVDs over and over and has photoshopped himself in every paparazzi shot he can find of her and printed them up and put them in frames around his house.

I get really frustrated with the constant hacking, I get it, you don’t like me, you think I am offensive, I hurt your feelings and go against things you stand for and you think I deserve to be taught a lesson, but no lesson is taught, it just proves that you have better computer skills than me and it’s not going to put an end to what I do, what does put an end to what I do, is if you stop coming to the site and stop reading it, it’ll be like I don’t really exist anymore and that’s a lot cooler than your vigilante nerd shit that just causes minor headaches for my hosting company, and reminds me that the internet is still a place for fucking losers, like it was designed to be…..

What doesn’t cause headaches is Isla FIsher in a one-piece bathing suit doing gymnastics for Borat and their baby, because she knows as a new mother bouncing back into shape, it’s best to keep that stretch-marked mess of your stomach covered up….now if only she covered up that vagina when having unprotected sex with Borat, because the world didn’t need to be polluted with another Borat, there are enough of those assholes still bars and still quoting his movie when approaching girls like shit didn’t hit theaters 2 fuckin’ years ago…and to my amazement, girls still laugh at the shit and take off their panties for that shit and is just another reminder that I suck at life because I just can’t conform to that garbage.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Isla Fisher|One Piece

2008

18

Aug

Kristen Bell is Scared of the Sun and Being Assaulted by a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

So Kristen Bell and her pasty fucking body getting sunscreen sprayed on is obviously scared of the sun, when she should really be scared of letting Dax Sheppard inside her, because I hear once you go Dax you never go back because no self respecting man would sleep with his sloppy seconds because no one has low enough self esteem and no girl is hot enough to justify banging someone who has banged him, not even Kristen Bell.

The truth is that I’ve never really been overly affected by dudes who have fucked my wife or girlfriends being in the same room as me, if anything I feel like we have some kind of bond and even if we have nothing much to talk about awkwardly, we always have the chick to fall back on and compare war stories about. It’s like having a 2 man on chick threesome, without the awkwardness and homosexual overtones/undertones (I never know the difference between tones), and if anything should be a bonding experience between men, but Dax throws that beautiful thing down the toilet. Another beautiful thing he’s thrown down the toilet, Kristen Bell. Not that I like Kristen Bell or think she’s attractive at all, but I know you do, so I’m just trying to fit in, something that happens everytime I put on a pair of pants that doesn’t have an elastic waistband.

Posted in:Bikini|Kristen Bell|Pale

2008

18

Aug

Olympic Nipple Slip of the Day

I guess the Olympics are still going on, I really haven’t had a chance to watch them, mainly because I’d rather jump off the roof of my building, which isn’t saying much because I’d rather jump off my building than do a lot of things. It’s only 2 stories and I’d probably just break both my legs, but at least I’d be hospitalized and able to take a much needed vacation from my shitty apartmennt, shitty wife and shitty she makes for me.

Either way, the athlete women who look like men and have decided to give up estrogen for muscle, are still doin’ their thing in as little clothing as possible, and this waterpolo chick is showin’ off her pec in some nipple slip that happened last week, making me almost down with the Olympics, except for the whole clit the size of my penis part, which isn’t sayin’ much but is saying something….

Posted in:Nipple Slip|Olympics|Waterpolo

2008

18

Aug

Britney Spears Shows Off Her Panties of the Day

I don’t know if this upskirt is old or new, because Britney’s not one for trying to keep her legs crossed, proven with the fact that she’s got two kids and all the pictures that have hit over the last couple years, but she’s wearing underwear, which makes me think they are newer, since her dad does an underwear check before she leaves the house everyday, not because he’s trying to clean up her image, but because he likes seeing the pussy he made, like he’s God or some shit, which is okay since he’s from the South and her pussy is like his pick-up truck, he can ride it anytime he wants.

What he didn’t tell Britney is that she’s got the hairiest backs of her thigh out there, and that’s not really something that makes me think clean, hygenic or shaved. I was walking in the gay part of town lookin’ for some tranny whores last night and one of the latina ones was wearing a mini skirt half way down his ass and no panties, dude was showing about 3/4 of his ass like he was a frat boy mooning the campus as part of his hazing, and his shit was groomed better than Britney’s and dude gives blowjobs in alley’s for 20 bucks, making me think she’s really go no excuse for this disgusting laziness.

Either way, here are the pics….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Panties

2008

18

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures are a Scam of the Day

So the paparazzi are psycho cocksuckers who try to rape me everyday for posting pictures they claim belong to them, despite having written consent from the people in the pictures and they are making a fuckin’ killing cashing in on being the scum of the earth. When they aren’t in trees snappin’ off shots that they are going to turn around and sell for fucking millions, they are on my fucking jock about posting their pictures without paying, while threatening me with law suits, claiming that they will ruin me and destroy me. Really not the kind of people you’d want to invite to your family Christmas dinner at the homeless shelter.

Either way, they released these pictures of Kate Beckinsale, that could be of anyone, because the quality is so bad, and are selling this pixelated shit that reminds me of when I used to jerk off to scrambled porn, because she’s in a fuckin’ bikini and asshole fan boys are paying the price because all they need is someone to tell them it’s Kate Beckinsale in a bikini to cum themselves as they close their eyes and imagine them walking down the aisle with her before spending their first night with a woman in their honeymoon sweet with her.

In their defense, they are the same people who have been dressing their vaccuum cleaner as Kate Beckinsale for the last year so that they have something to cuddle in bed with at night, so I guess jerking off to these pictures isn’t as disturbing as what they are used to, but all I see is a scam from the photo agencies, who have been scammin’ longer than these virgins have been masturbating and I hope they eat shit and die.

Posted in:Bikini|Kate Beckinsale

2008

18

Aug

Kim Kardashian is a Plus-Sized Pussycat Doll of the Day

I wish the Pussycat Dolls were more honest in their name than they are, when I think of Pussy, I think of hot wet vagina, but for some reason these bitches just do tame, mainstream burlesque, and never actually show their pussies. So shit is a fucking lie. When I think of dolls, I think of the girl you will end up with, who isn’t actually a girl, but a 5000 dollar Real Girl who looks a bit like a girl and who never says no to sex, not because she’s a minx with a high sex drive, but because you are a rapist and its just your jerk your hand the next generation or some shit. The Pussycat Dolls should be called the Half Naked Cockteases, and when they have guest appearances from people like Kardashian, who are starving for press they change the Marquee to the “Ditchpig Immigrants”.

Kardashian is fat because she eats too much, she has no business dressing in lingerie, except when alone at home trying to feel sexy for a candle lit masturbation sessions, or when she gets down with black dudes, like she was a middle aged divorcee on Vacation in Jamaica lookin’ for a good time to help her get on with her life, but definitely never in public or on stage for people who paid tickets to see the shit like it was some kind of modern sexy freakshow at the fuckin’ carnival. It’s offensive to me and you encouraging her doesn’t help her or the obesity crisis, it just makes things worse.

Speaking of obesity, I went out drinking on Saturday, because I couldn’t kill my hangover and figured that drinking it was I do and when I drink consistently I don’t get hungover and as I was walking out of the bar drunk and tame, I walked into a group of Napolean small man syndrome jacked dudes punching each other in the face. I tried capturing the ridiculousness on video for stepTV but when one of the 5 foot 3, cocained-up, martial artist lame thugs saw me he got up in my face and threatened to take me down. As he was getting in my face, 5 of his mini men with biceps and tight shirts surrounded me like I was their next target and despite finding the whole thing to be a scene from a cartoon, I backed down because I am too old to fight 24 year olds for no reason. As they surrounded me, they were spitting out shit like “fatso” and he even went so far to call me “tits McGee” like some kind of trash redneck Canadian dis that was hysterically bad, I ended up getting out of the situation without getting hit, but about 4 minutes later I was innocently standing next to a hot girl and a dude walked by and said “your girlfriend is hot, but you’re fat”, the worse thing about that was that she wasn’t even my girlfriend, because if she was I wouldn’t have cared so much about being called names for no reason, because hot girls have that effect on me.

Either way, I went home with my tail between my legs, feeling like shit about myself, not because I didn’t already know I was fat, but because the world has little creativity when it comes to dissing someone, it’s like they go straight to the obvious. So instead of getting beat up about it and hitting the gym, I am going to make an effort in creatively cutting people down from this day forward, because there are a lot of assholes out there, I might as well be the best one.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Lingerie|Pussycat Doll

2008

18

Aug

Kimberly Locke Performing in Her Underwear Video of the Day

Here’s an older video of Kimberly Locke, some busty, fat chick who was on American Idol and hasn’t really done much since, except maybe for this Spring Break performance in what looks like a fat chick matching bra and panty set, but may be a fat chick bikini get up, but doesn’t matter because whatever it is is making me realize why I am scared of College Spring Break parties, and it’s not because of the herpes or mennigitis outbreaks, but more to do with for every hot chick showing off her pussy ready to get gangbanged while I watch, there’s 10 fat chicks drunk and letting loose and fat chicks are like the devil because despite not wanting to crawl up on them like they are a couch, it’s still fuckin’ hard to say no to them, not because they have you pinned down to the bed and you can’t move or breathe but because they are the easiest vagina being thrown in your face and that’s the kind of manipulative and abusive shit that fucks with your self esteem and you carry around with you for the rest of your life, making you unable to look at chicks the same way again about 3 seconds after you’re done. Either way, this is how I’m starting the week off. Enjoy.

Posted in:KImberly Locke|Performing|Underwear

2008

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am on day two of the hangover, I really can’t figure out what the fuck I did to myself on Thursday night, but it was bad. I was out of fucking commission all day yesterday and struggled to do the little work I did do, only to pass out at 8 pm and sleep right though until now. I wasn’t doing drugs, I was just smoking shitty cigars so I don’t know why I got kicked in the fuckin’ ass, but I did, that said, here are my links because I got some recovering to do. I am going soft, I guess it was just a matter of time before my drinking ability followed my dough like physique and impotent dick, but it still depresses me.

I just ran into some American dude at the office supply store, he is the kind of guy you’d expect to be at the office supply store scoping out young girls buying school supplies, you know the kind of guy who you wouldn’t be surprised if you got called and told he got arrested for jerking off in public, raping girls or molesting children. I’ve unfortunately known him for a while and had to entertain his conversation where he went on a rant about the Olympics. He was so fuckin’ pissed that China is beating the US in medal count at the Olympics and decided to turn it on me and tell me I suck because Canada hasn’t won shit to make him feel better that the USA being second best to China, which is really just a preview of what’s to come in the next 15 years when China takes top rank as the most powerful country in the world on all fronts and this is just a cocktease showing that they are slowly on the rise to global takeover.

The truth is that I wasn’t born in Canada, I don’t consider their success in the Olympics relevant to my life at all, I feel no ties to the great white north and I don’t watch the fucking Olymics, because they are boring as fuck. The only reason China has the most medals is because they are booming, and don’t want to look bad hosting the shit. They have enough people in the country to recruit athletic 12 year olds and ship them off to concentration camps that turned them into fuckin’ robots in every event. For the last four years they have been on regimented diets and work out programs and training 14 hours a day, 7 days a week like they were in fuckin prison and they were told before the games if they don’t win, they get executed so they pretty much have no fucking choice.

And I have no choice but to post my links so here they is, there are a ton, but all are good and it’s the weekend – what the fuck else are you going to do….


Brooke Hogan Flashing Her Ass By Turning Her Bikini Into a Thong VIdeo
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Some Girl Climbs into a Toy Machine
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Lookin’ Like The Hottest Bitch in a Mesh Top I Have Ever Seen Sweetheart
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Traci Bingham Showing Off her Greasy Fuckin’ Tits
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Soccer Ball Smacks Down Cheerleader
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Why Hello Mellissa Statta
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Lindsay Lohan May Not BE Gay Anymore, In Fact She Never Was
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Eva Longoria Pokies
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The 10 Hottest Women’s Prison Topless Scenes…
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Some British Model Named Alice Gets Naked and In Her Underwear for the Assholes at Vice
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The Hottest Celebs That Have Been Dumped:
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Hollywood’s Craziest Exs:
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Video of American Apparel Sluts Playing With Super Soakers…..in American Apparel Bikinis and Leotards….
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Ashlee Simpson’s Big Ol’ Mom Tits Hanging With Her Busted Up Mom Face
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Sex Position or Yoga Position?
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The Only Way to Spend Your Weekend
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Reporter Shot on Live Tv – Video
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Ass Tastic
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Nothing Wrong With a Little Phone Sex. In Public
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Adriana Lima Action
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Tommy Lee’s New Haggard Pussy
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Hotel Receptionist Fucks With Some Old Guy
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Dirty Whore Cat Fight
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Get Laid This Weekend
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Some Trailer for a Surf Movie That Looks Amazing
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the Bubba Hog Dance Off
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Cassidy Strips Down
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Swedish Olympian Sara Boberg’s Leaked Amateur Nudes
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DMX is a Model Citizen
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Remember That Shitty Song By Alanis Morrisette Called You OUghta Know?
Well It’s About Uncle Joey, From FULL HOUSE
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Make Getting Sex Easier Than Ever
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Sorry Rachel McAdams, You Are Not Hot
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Kim Kardashian Covers Her Fat Tits For Once
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Monica Vesela Hotness
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Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson Continue to Spread Their Disease Around the World
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Your Friday Striptease
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Collection of Stripper pole Mishaps
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Soem Fucked Up Japanese Sex Show Wrestling I Don’t Know What the Fuck
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Remembering Athens 2004
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Andi Valentino is Delicious
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Bob Saget Melt Down Whic is Fake, But Amazing
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Very Clever Jessica Simpson
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Magda Gomez = Boners
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Us Tax Dollars Flow Into The Army For a JOb Well Done
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Motorcycle Death Wishes
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Sharing is Caring!
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German Olympians Do Playboy
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Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game
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Some Sluts in Bikinis for Some Miami Commercial
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Move Over Dina Lohan, There’s a New Mother of the Year and I Like Her Way of Thinking….
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Sarah Boberg is a Topless Crossbow Olympian
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FORMER WWE DIVA (AND BELLA MODELS ESCORT) ASHLEY MASSARO NOW APPEARING AT A STRIP CLUB!
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This Cop Was a Hooker on the Side
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Amber Lee is the Obama Girl and Here She Is in a Short Skirt….Lookin Worth a Round….
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Kate Hudson is Boring and Flat Chested on the Beach
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Michael Phelps Hangin’ With Some Sluts…..
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What if Your Wife was a Pornstar
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Watch an Angry Old Man Who Can’t Take a Joke
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Felicity Huffman Wore Madonna’s Dirty Panties
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The Max Payne Movie is Going to be the Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Reporter Gets Taken Out By a Huge Ball
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Jenna Fischer in Walk Hard Sex Scene
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Miami Sluts in Metalic Bathing Suits Drunk and Slutty
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Find The Best Porn, Period
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