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2022

02

Jun

Demi Lovato Bathtub Tits of the Day

It’s funny that the mind control slave, puppet of the industry, heroin addict who had an overdose, but didn’t get cancelled because she’s too big a star, too rich of a talent, who I don’t think it all that talented, but I’ve never seen any of her movies, or heard any of her music, she’s more just a dumpy bitch that I know exists.

I did find it weird that we as a society decided to coddle the broken child star during her darkest days, instead of throwing them out like we used to….let them die Dana Plato….but I guess when you’re as dialed in as this one, as trained and willing to push the agenda of the woke hard…..you remain their tool to reach and influnence the people into going whatever direction they want them to.

You may not believe in the GROOMERS, the INDOCTRINATORS, the pushing of the satantic transgender agenda, but the fact is, Demi Lovato is a “they” now, non binary, like a narcissist who needs to self-diagnose herself to feel like she matters….

But for whatever reason, in being a they, no longer a CIS GENDER, she’s managed to figure out how to pose like a slutty chick, I guess all it took to understand slutty chick poses, was to say to the world “I’m not a chick”….while being a CHICK…

Fascinating the level of confusion this is, probably something her fans can decipher as they head to the doctor for their hormone therapies and to permanently alter their bodies cuz Demi Lovato told them to from a bath with her wet wife beater tits out.

The point of the story is, they, them, it, or go fuck yourself with your dumb pronouns or not, Lovato’s producing some smut, and it’s the most interesting she’s been, no matter how dumb her THEM haircut is….the clit’s still a clit, the labia not sewed up with a set of Tom Green prosthetic balls, so it’s not gay to wanna fuck this….even if everything else about you is pretty gay…why are you even reading this, don/t you have Pride Month to go tend to by dancing in your jockstrap and gym socks….

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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2022

02

Jun

Sophie Mudd Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd is some influencer, whatever the fuck that bullshit means, someone with too many followers on social media, who realized pitching brands and doing meaningful projects for those fans was too much effort for the payout, when the only meaninful projects the fans really needed was getting a chance to see these monster tits exposed, something I am sure many signed up to see, because the tits are that ridiculous, some bigger than your head, barely contained in this bikini top, all while the rest of her isn’t fat as fuck….totally confusing, but in the best way possible.

So from influencer to smut peddler selling pics of her tits for more money than she would have made legitimately, since being a whore has always and will always pay.

I’m not hating, I think being born with tits like this gave her pretty limited options, and all of those options involve showing said tits off…

If she didn’t show them off, she’d be doing herself, the creator who made her, and lal her fans a disservice.

We are all given callings in life, I haven’t figured mine out, but I’m hoping for “Sex Cult”…..but Sophie Mudd’s basically been forced into hers as there’s nothing else she can do….rocking monster tits like this…and it’s wonderful.

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Posted in:Sophie Mudd

2022

02

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

The thong is a failed panty that got so much hype because we were all used to panties so big we couldn’t believe they weren’t categorized as a shirt pant, you know the granny panty that you needed a granny ass in a diaper to fill….

I guess people were just so excited on the trend of scaling back the fabric on panty so that you can see more ass, because it’s always about seeing more ass….that they didn’t looking into functionality.

It’s one of those things where if we’re trending in the direction of seeing more ass, and more and more women, both whores and professional, which I guess are the same thing since whore is a profession, but I mean serious professions not shoving cock in you for money….you know the normies who adopted the thong, like the bikini wax, like the yoga pant, like the sexting, like the selling nudes, like the fucking on camera for your only fans…it’s been a process….

But yeah, when it all goes down, you’re too busy jerking off to it to realize that “shit, the thong is totally flawed when it comes to shit”…and I know what you’re thinking “girls don’t shit”….which I am totally on board with, so the asshole that’s peeking from the thong is strictly there to stick things in, so maybe that window to the soul, the panty that allows you to feel clothed while “red eye” mooning your puckered star, isn’t all that ineffective, poorly designed, at all.

I mean, looks good to me.

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Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong

2022

02

Jun

Josie Canseco Lingerie of the Day

If only all Cuban prostitutes looked this good….I’d be on the next flight to the breadlines of the communist island…with rolls of quarters in pocket…ready to make my dick’s dreams come true…..it’s never too late…

That’s not to say that she’s a Cuban prostitute, but she’s cuban and in her underwear on the internet, she’s just from a better socio-economic background, benefitting from her dad being Human Trafficked to America, where he was able to do steroids and climb the ranks of the Oakland As, making big enough money to allow his daughter to get naked on the internet for fun, not for money to buy her baby formula on the black market, or designer purses.

Which is what makes Josie so great, along with a hot body, hot face, that willingness to show it off for no reason other than showing it off, speaks to my soul not that I have a soul, I’m words on a screen people, but if I did have a soul, this rich kid would speak to it.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2022

02

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty drops are the internet’s answer to Mardi Gras, or drunken girl pulling her tits out, when bored and at home an wanting to pull their tits out, but finding no valid reason to pull their tits out, not that a valid reason is ever needed to pull out the tits, it’s just that girls are a weird species and despite being slutty temptresses who give you boners, they like to pretend that they aren’t slutty…..so they need a social game, to get involved.

I guess Americans just like silly fucking games in all aspects of life, hence Jimmy Fallon’s successs with all that school yard bullshit, celebrity pin the tail on the donkey, that’ll go viral, fuck it, make it a primetime gameshow, because that mindless caliber of content are the only people watching TV an you gotta keep them hooked.

Unfortunately, at least for these girls, they aren’t running a Titty Drop TV show yet, but we’ll get there as a deranged society gets more and more into heathenism….

In the meantime, here are some amateurs, ready to go pro, training.

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Posted in:Titty Drop

2022

02

Jun

Oana Gregory On a Boat of the Day

Oana Gregory is not just the first Romanian Disney Kid, something that she used to have in her bio on instagram because I guess she was proud of being Romanian, even though Romanian have had the short end of the Eastern European stick for a long time, and get made fun of for being Gypsies and other derogatory vampire shit….

I once knew a Romanian dude with a 12 inch penis who would expose himself every time he got carded for beer or cigarettes in a “is this enough proof for you”…situation…it was a smart tactic since we were about 16 and the rest of us couldn’t get away with buying beer thanks to having inny penis not outty penis.

Anyway, Oana Gregory is a bitch on a boat in a bathing suit, showing her big Romanian titties and that may be because being the first Romanian Disney kid didn’t pay the bills properly, so with her manager Bella Thorne, she does OnlyFans, putting them tits to good use, only 7 dollars a month people…get it….if you give a shit….I don’t…the free pics from instagram are enough for me.

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2022

02

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the day

Here’s Divorcee or Widow Kristin Cavallari looking like she found the instagram filter, because her face looks super imposed on her body, like so many instagram trash I’ve come across, it’s like these bitches think fake filters are an answer to getting glammed up, especially when they are old and rotten like this one.

It’s like why get hair and make-up to come, despite being rich as shit, I want my fans to think I’m low maintenance and hill next to my millionaire pool….since everything about me is vapid, Orange County, money grubbing trash.

So instead, they just try to game us with the fake face….TRUST nothing on the internet…and if Cavallari is reading this, which she’s not, but they do all google themselves, and this site is banned on all big tech channels, so she’d never find herself here…..but if she did and is like “jokes on him, I didn’t use a filter, that’s just how I look naturally”…..well bitch, I’m saying your face looks stupid, so for your sake, hope it’s a filter.

In conclusion, all the basic bitches of the world with egos and a dream, post instagram smut like this to show off their whore bodies, while pretending they are lifestyle influencers, even after being on TV, marrying a pro athlete and making stupid money…it’s like the worst of the worst are celebrated and they sure as fuck don’t shut up.

Anyway, here’s to old tired moms whoring….

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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2022

02

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

The tanline may get some of you in the summer spirit, I’m always in the summer spirit because I look at pics of bitches who live the endless summer life, in their bikinis, basically all year round from the comfort of my Canadian made igloo….

I just like tanlines beecause they highlight the cool parts, make for some good target practice, let the inner tween in my soul know that “you’re not supposed to see this part”…..

I am just disappointed the tans are often fake, like everything else on social, just chemicals to stain skin for a look, thank the Kardashians for helping girls be such vapid idiots….rather than the tans being real…

You see if abitch doesn’t look like a leathery window in Florida who’s been roasting herself like a thanksgiving turkey, rocking that same texture….I don’t want it….

If a bitch doesn’t permanently smell of coconut Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil, because it’s been marinated and baked into her….I don’t want it.

But I’ll look at bitches using TANLINES as a marketing hook, since they’re naked.

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Posted in:Tanlines

2022

02

Jun

She’s Got Personality and Other Videos of the Day

Bing Bong

I wonder if that’s a Fentanyl Pop

Ass Jiggles

Awkward Bikini Girl

Embarrassing Dancer

Bikini Tops

Lingerie Girl Letting us Down

Double the Slut Dance

Hot Body

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

They’ve got to be trolling us….

There is no way that we’re not being trolled….

In all aspects of our life….across the fucking board….at all levels we’re being trolled…

Knowing is half the battle….

Here are some stepLINKS…which isn’t trolling….

Paige Spiranac’s Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard
CLICK HERE

Millie Bobby Brown Burns her Mouth on Chicken Wings
CLICK HERE

Nude Model Cherry in the Courtyard
CLICK HERE

Tennis Coach Does some Modeling
CLICK HERE

Homemade Cocacola Fountain
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Talented Bucket Drummer
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Filming the Train Crash Scene from Mission Impossible 7
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS