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2008

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The latest development in my life is that I am balding. As I fat man, I always prided myself in having the most luxurious unkempt, unwashed, uncut matted hair in the neighborhood, but today when walking by some drunk, asian panhandler who was hanging out in traffic and who turned to me and screamed in some thick accent I could barely understand that I must hate my life because not only am I fat but I am also going bald….I got mad, sad and decided the only thing that would make me happy was to smack his Chinese take-out box full of pennies out of his hand and all over the street. I am an asshole, but maybe motherfuckers should shut their fucking mouths and stick to being drunk and poor and and asian and leave innocent drunk, fat, balding motherfuckers alone.

Either way, when I got home I looked for a mirror to check out my hair, because I was self conscious about the shit and it turns out the fucker was right. Now, I’ve got nothing going for me except for my links and here they are..

What the Fuck Happened to Maria Menounos?
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This is The Dumb Bitch of the Day
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Got a hot photo shoot for you, check out Holly Huddleston from E!’s Sunset Tan Being a Slut…
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Natasha Henstridge is in a Bikini
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Jodie Marsh is Topless and Pole Dancing
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More Garbage from Tropic Thunder Bullshit….
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Long Beach Hot Rod Hotties
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Silvia Saint Will Make Your Mouth Water
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The 10 Hottest Videos of Girls Jumping on Trampolines
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Cunt Rap: Terra Patrick Vs Jenna Jameson
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Sienna Miller is a Grimey Homewrecker I Want to Fuck
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The 20 Worst Gymnastic Falls of All Time
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The Top 9 College Movies of All Time….
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Top 10 Videos of Girls Eating Phallic Food
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Katie Holmes in Some Hot Tight Jeans…
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Sluts in Whipped Cream Bikinis…
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Some Big Titties Break Glass in this Innovative Titty Ad
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Two Israeli Sluts with Olympic Body Paint Flags
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Is This Art or Is This Shit….
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Sienna Miller is a Homewrecking Crybaby
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BEWARE OF THE BEAR!
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No Arms, One Leg Bowling. Wait. What?
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Sex Tapes That Will Scare You Away From Porn Forever
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Move Over Angelina, There’s a New Lara Croft
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I Call This The Pussy Treasure Map
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Here’s The Promos With Shitney Spears for the VMAS and They are Even Worse Than You Can Imagine
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Topless Tennis is the Only Way to Play
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Asian Hotties Beat Down White Guy in the Dry Cleaners
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Bikini Cat Fight!
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Marketa Day’s Ass is Fantastic
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Boobs and Lotion = Hours of Fun
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Some Winehouse Drama We Have All Been Needing
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Is It Me, Or Is Jessica Simpson Gettin Hefty Again?
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LA Billboard Queen Angelyne is a Hot Piece
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Drunk
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Cutie Blond Takes it Off
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Kate is a Perfect 10
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Get Laid Today
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Fuck I Hate Horses
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Nothing Like a Naked Crack Whore
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God Damn Addison Rose is Fine!
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More Olympic Volleyball Hotties
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Art is in the Eye of the Beholder
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Man FHM Rules So Much When It’s Not The American Version
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Serena Williams Is Actually Looking Good In this Photoshoot
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Why Dogs are Smartr Than Babies
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Guitar Hero – Kurt Cobain Edition
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Tracy Turnblad’s Dad is Out on Bail
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I Don’t Know Who Menia Mathioudaki is But I Would Like to Find Out
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Hef’s Got a New Girlfriend
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fix a Wet Cell Phone With Rice
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

She’s Blonde, She’s Trashy and She’s Posing Slutty…
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This Bitch in a Bikini Wants You….
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Web Slits Done Right
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Find the Best Places To Spend Your Money For Masturbation….
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Buy This Cuz You Have No Soul….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

12

Aug

Jamie Foxx and His Nazi Boogie Board of the Day

Everyone is calling Jamie Foxx a racist for being on a Boogie Board with a Swastika on it, while all I see is the fuckin’ comedy of anyone on a Boogie Board. It’s like shit’s made for 10 year old girls who don’t know how to surf and lame people who are too pussy to learn how to surf. It’s like the equivalent of how gay rollerblading looks next to skateboarding, or skiing looks next to snowboarding, or tandem bikes look to mountain bikini, or paddle boats look to white water rafting.

So who cares that there are some icons on the shit, like a Star of David, Swastika and Peace sign in some gay fuckin’ message of peace someone pulled while back backing the area like a dirty tree hugging hippie poser in Birkenstocks wrote to leave his mark after renting the boogie board his “LonelyPlanet” Guide told him to do, so that he can come home for his second year of college and bore everyone he knows including his pseudo-intellectual Poli-Sci buddies in his class about his shitty summer travels that were so fuckin’ life changing, culturally riveting, enlightening and inspiring that no one cares about, but make him think he’s a fuckin’ expert.

The truth is, who cares that there’s a Swastika on his shit, if I was renting a Boogie Board, the least of my concerns would be what the other loser who rented it before me wrote on it, and more about whether anyone around me would notice me carrying a Boogie Board to go use in the ocean like an 8 year old girl. It’s the same shame that comes every time my wife makes me carry her purse.

I guess all this to say is that Swastikas are just a misunderstood peace sign that got some bad press in the 40s and symbols don’t breed hate or make you a racist…burning crosses in white robes on people’s front yards does.

Posted in:Jamie Foxx|Nazi

2008

12

Aug

Miley Cyrus and Her Spoiled Brat Face of the Day

Miley Cyrus may be richer than Jesus, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a stain on the world…. The truth is when I look at these pictures of her lookin’ like she just got her wisdom teeth removed, with her busted up mouth and swollen face, I am amazed that she’s even got cast to be on the show that changed the world. I am just as surprised that she hasn’t used some of her money to get corrective dental surgery all while not knowing how a producer looked at her and said that she’s the one they are going to invest in.

I am also shocked that people are drawn to her, find her attractive or talented while she sounds retarded everytime she speaks and looks like a less than average girl. The worst thing in all this is that I know the cunty attitude she probably lays down on everyone, because she knows she’s a big deal and because her bank account is pretty fuckin’ full and this bratty face of hers is one that needs a good fuckin’ beating because that scour is one a 4 year old makes when in line in front of me at the grocery store and his mom doesn’t buy him candy about 30 seconds before the screaming and tantrum throwing starts. The same tantrum throwing that gets under my fuckin skin and makes me want to suicide bomb the fuckin store, but in all fairness I have social anxiety and don’t really like being in public when sober.

Either way, she reminds me of the kids at the house I used to do landscaping for who had parents that were never around, because the mom was too busy fucking her tennis coach and her personal trainer when not buying designer clothes or at the spa getting her hair and nails done and the dad was too busy working making money to support their lavishly annoying lifestyle, that the kids were stuck with a nanny who they treated like a shitty fucking employee at a Plantation in the south in the 1800s. I’m talking spitting on the bitch and tormenting her and neglecting to listen to anything she said because they knew they had the power and they knew she wouldn’t complain because she knew the parents would side with the kids leaving her and her illegal ass on a plane back home.

I hate rich kids and I hate their fuckin’ “me” mentality that makes them neglect to be pleasant people to be around because they are too busy complaining, whining and being obnoxious while always getting their spoiled rich kid cunt way…..the only thing good about rich kids is the drug addiction and sexual escapades they do in attempts to get some attention from their parents, but that’s just because sex and drugs are inspiring.

Posted in:Brat|Miley Cyrus

2008

12

Aug

Some Olympic Water Polo Nipple Slip of the Day

The Olympics are like porn for sexually confused dudes who get off to women who look like men and here is some further proof with a water polo nipple slip. Now despite the fact that shit looks like it’s attached to some broad shoulders only your dad could have and you’re wondering if this is a Ladybug or Serena Williams situation, where she’s actually just a man too weak to play on the men’s team who has a sponsorship deal with duct tape, but the truth is that hot girls don’t do sports on this kind of competitive level, they are too busy doing other things, like shopping and lookin’ pretty and their idea of fitness is not eating for 2 days and taking a lot of laxatives or joining a pilates group so that guys want to fuck them more than they already want to fuck them, so when watching the Olympics, you gotta expect some sexually ambiguous chicks who look like dudes, and now you can check out their muscular nipples to jerk off to. Weirdo.

Posted in:Olympic|Water Polo

2008

12

Aug

Marcela Mar has a Nipple Slip of the Day

Here is Marcela Mar having a nipples slip a couple of weeks ago, for those of you who don’t know her, she’s some kind of Columbian actor who I guess is trying to make it big in the USA all while proving that Cocaine is still the number 1 Columbian export and she doesn’t even come a close second, but I guess when you’re addicted to cocaine, nothing really comes a close second to it, not even your job, your wife or your kids or your life savings, it’s one of those things that is just that good, making it tough competition for pretty much anything….this bitch could be the hottest piece of ass the world has ever seen, sent from God to make gay men straight again, since I hear God’s tired of all this homo shit, and she still would have nothin’ on Cocaine, so I guess the point of my post is that you should go to Columbia, because no only do the women show off their nipples but there is an endless supply of Yay.

Posted in:Marcela Mar|Nipple Slip

2008

12

Aug

Paris Hilton and The Good Charlotte Sister are No More of the Day

So it turns out that Paris Hilton has finally come to her senses and dropped this whole lesbian theme that’s been going down the last couple months in Hollywood because it was overbearing and her career went to shit, by leaving her lesbian lover Benji Madden. The rumor is that she’s moved onto the CEO of Myspace named Chris DeWolfe, which is pretty appropriate considering that Myspace is dying as fast as Paris Hilton’s career and this is the kind of thing that a company in extreme desperation would try to stage to get back in the news……

Now I hate Paris Hilton as much as I hate Benji Madden and his suburban rockstar/popstar bullshit image with his fake tattoos, his sex with his twin brother that isn’t gay because it’s like they are masturbating since they are the same person, but I don’t hate either of them as much as I hate Myspace, because neither Paris or Good Charlotte fucked me over personally, I can just ignore their retarded behavior, but Myspace deleted my profile that I was trying to use to get famous like I was Tila Tequila and that shit’s not at all forgivable, kinda the same feeling Chris DeWolfe will feel when Paris Hilton moves onto new cock and he realizes that he threw away his marriage for this subpar broken down vaginaed slut in some act of desperation, mid-life crisis or just plane dirty ol’ man maneuvering.

Here is Paris Hilton celebrating the fact that she’s fucking an old man at the Playboy mansion with other whores who fuck an old man…..it’s nice to see like-minded people finally finding each other, it’s like when two socially awkward people who have no friends in their local towns, but find each other on the internet and end up marrying and living a happy life they otherwise wouldn’t live, but the lingerie, fake tit, blonde, get paid too much money to get naked and fuck on camera because we don’t consider ourselves everyday strippers/whores version…..

Posted in:Good Charlotte|MySpace|Paris Hilton|Playboy|Uncategorized

2008

12

Aug

Beach Volleyball Olympic Asses Because NBC are Perverts of the Day

People seem to love the Olympics, I guess it’s because you have some hybrid genetic freak who can swim like an angel on your team and kicks everyone’s ass and that just further massages your patriotism. It gives your feelings of your country being the best in the world, the strongest in the world and the most amazing place in the world some credibility because you have the most gold medals, or at least more than Canada has, and the truth is that I don’t really care.

I don’t try to find hot pussy in the Olympics, I don’t really find freakishly fit girls anything interesting to look at but then again I hate sports and the only kind of athlete I appreciate is a girl who can fuck or suck like a marathon runner, but other people do.

Someone sent in a story on NBC Olympic coverage about the hand signals the beach volleyball girls do. It seemed like a pretty cheap attempt to make a story about exposed athlete asses and it made me laugh that they tried to hide their intentions behind some kind of bullshit story about their hand signals. It’s the kind of genius that I should start doing, so next time Lohan has a vagina slip, I’ll just write about the dress she’s wearing and ignore the fact that there’s a freckled, mangled, slut pussy staring me in the face……

Either way, here are some of the pics I ripped off the NBC site because I try not to hide the fact that I like lookin’ at ass, even if that ass is more muscular than my friend on steroids is…

This Makes Me Laugh – Because It Just Proves That Even Multi-National Corporations are Fucking Perverts and Cashing in On Being Perverts and They Are Just Smarter Perverts Than Me Because They Get Respect and Package Their Perversion in a “Newsworthy” story….
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Posted in:Ass|Beach Volleyball|Olympic

2008

12

Aug

I am – Not Posting the Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures of the Day

There are pictures of Selena Gomez running around in her bikini that I am not going to be posting today because I saw them and instantly thought pedophile. She looks 12 and I got no business or interest catering to you sick fucks who get off to this shit. I talk about teenager girls, teenage pregnancy and hanging out with teenage girls, but they are all 18 for the most part and the ones who aren’t have bodies that would make you think they are. Maybe it’s growth hormones in the food, or maybe it’s just their big, perky tits, but I meet them all in bars and they aren’t weird tools of corporations used to seduce other teenage girls and family men who society consider wholesome family people but are just jerking off to the memories of their 14 year old daughter’s friends at last week’s pool party, because 14 year olds wear bikinis now and when I was 14 it was one-piece all the fuckin’ way, and because their youth brings back memories of everything they missed out on and ideas of a tight fertile pussy instead of the tired old catcher’s mitt they married…..

Either way, Selena Gomez is having sex with Miley Cyrus’ Jonas brother and they are at teenage girl war, all while pretending to be little virgins waiting to be married, which is the biggest joke on Disney, because we all know your fucking lie and we all know it’s just a strategy to make a truckload of money and I am tired of the lies, I find it undermining to today’s youth when who deserve the truth so they media influence is at least an honest one instead of this brainwashing fantasy shit that is fucking with the normal cycle of experimenting by turning girls prude, so that teenage dudes who want to get their first blowjob, get their first blowjob instead of getting rejection that could lead them into some kind of 40 year old virgin comic book/porn addicts who end up shooting up their school before shooting themselves, fucking up adolescents and in turn ruining the world.

Disney has a responsibility to be honest and deal with issues in an honest way, instead of denouncing teenage sex they should celebrate it in the public as much as they do as the producers cum in these girl’s faces behind closed doors. They should not throw the slutty behavior in the trash like it was one of the girls abortions and should just be straight up about the fact that they make girls grew up too fast and pretend they are ideal Christians while they have an abortion clinic on set and they should just treat these girls they are trying to make into idols like the whores that they are, the kind that you wouldn’t even talk to if you went to school with them because of the stench of cum and fetus dripping down their leg is gross, instead of waiting the 10 years it is going to take for them to fall apart, before they release the tell all book they wrote in rehab.

Point of all this is to say that I am already a target and blamed for perpetuating this shit. I am considered a rapist, pervert, pedophile, porn peddler with a Not Safe For Work Site. I can’t make money, get into events or cross the border with what I do and I am not going to get myself in more trouble or go to jail by getting on some pedophile list for pictures I don’t even think are hot.

The good news is that there are plenty other sites out there who disguise themselves as Safe For Work and make 200,000 dollars a month on stolen names posting it for you….and she looks fucking young in the pictures so the fact that you even wanna see this shit is messed up to me and this is coming from someone who has sex with 16 year olds.

Anyway, I am not posting the shit, but I will link to them GO

Posted in:Bikini|Selena Gomez

2008

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

a lot of sites have been blacklisting people coming in from your site as of late.

That is because no one takes me seriously, it’s not the first time this has happened in my life and probably won’t be the last. This is an illegitimate operation and people hate you for reading it as much as they hate me for writing it. The 3 of us should all move into a 2 bedroom apartment and make babies with random whores in efforts to take over the world with our own race. I’m just throwin’ ideas out there and here are my links.

Hot Big Breasted Girl Dressed Like a Slutty Cop Showing Off Her Ass in Some Wack Viral Video I don’t Understand
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Some Old WHore Who Looks Like Shauna Sand’s Mother Rockin’ Some Old Whore Panty Flash
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Valentina Vaughn is Delicious
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Maybe the 2008 Olympics Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Zoo Beach Babes
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More From the Retarded Policeman
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Behind the Scene Fighting in Felon
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The Hottest Politician Mistress Skanks
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The 10 Best Pole Dance Falls
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The 10 Best Times Cunt Was Dropped on TV
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Carrie Underwood Hates Jessica Simpson and Fucks Her Boyfriend Whenever She Can Because She Had Him First…
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Isaac Hayes is Dead; So Here is a South Park Tribute
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Watch This Tori Spelling Singing Video Because It’s More Offensive Than Anything I Write Here
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…Faye Valentine’s cameltoe:
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Some Chinese Dude Got Stuck Fucking a Tight Slut of a Park Bench
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10 Hottest Female Olypians…..
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Watch Some Young Pussy Cry
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Mellissa Haro is Your Monday Fantasy
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Javier Barham is Better Than All Of Us On So Many Levels
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Scarlett Johansson and Her Tits Are Looking For a New House
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Madonna Claims to Have Twisted Her Ankle, I Think She Broke Her Old Lady Hip
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Find The Best Porn Reviews on the Internet According to Me
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There’s a MILF War Going On Outside, No One is Safe From
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Amazing One Armed Guitar Player
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Free Hugs in a World of Hate Video
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Cheapest Shot Ever Taken
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Krystal Forscutt Gallery
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Idiot Tosses M500 Grenade at Parked Car
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Awesome!
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Eva Angelina – Video
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Church Rave Makes Church Going Gayer Than It Already Is
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Sunny Leone Outdoor Striptease
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I Think Jenna Jameson is the One Who Should Have Been Spayed
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The Wonka – ReMix
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Tara Reid Isn’t Even Good Enough for Reality TV. Jesus
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Any OG Batman Clips Are A-OK By Me
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White Boys Rap is Always Good for a Laugh
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Julianne Moore Is Pretty Smokin
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Jodi and Julita Will Make You Feel Funny in Your Pants
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Make Infared Goggles!
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Skateboard Knockout
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity For Most People Who Aren’t You….
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Amateur Hotties in Knee High Boots
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The Ronson’s Pretend They Aren’t a Bunch of Rich Kids in a Stupid Photoshoot Where Sam Looks Hot….
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Harold Seems Like the Kind of Film You’ll Identify With – TRAILER
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Badminton is My Favorite Sport – Watch The Skill
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BONUS – WEIRD FETISH VIDEO OF THE DAY

Some Pissing Lesbians For You
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George Bush Rocks the Beach Volleyball Sluts Like the Pimp He Is
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BONUS – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER SONG OF THE DAY

Locksley wrote a song caled All Over Again
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Some Vegas Slut’s Got Some Money in Her Panties
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Web Sluts Nuff Said
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

11

Aug

Melissa Theuriau is Topless and Pregnant of the Day

YouTube Star and French Reporter Melissa Theuriau is topless and pregnant in some magazine paparazzi shots. Being topless is nothing abnormal in France, but pregnancy is, because french people like to fuck, but their idea of birth control is taking the load in their asses, true story, I know French people and they don’t believe in contraception because of the whole Catholic thing, but do believe in internal cum shots right in their ass lips….

The last time I saw a topless pregnant chick was at the stripclub, it was the same time I decided pregnancy was a beautiful thing, you know that whole circle of life shit where you get to see a woman doing what she’s really meant to do all while being a modern girl with self worth by doin’ it while in the work force establishing her career, it’s like Sex and the City before they all hit menopause, only the getting naked for perverts with money who like grabbing pregnant lady tits version.

I am only posting this shit, despite being boring and shitty quality, because her Youtube Videos get millions of views and I figure you’re one of the people who has seen them…repeatedly….you obsessive weirdo

Here are the Top 2 Theuriau Videos….

Melissa Theuriau Boring Me in a Compilation Video….

Melissa Theuriau Boring Me in 2006…

Posted in:Melissa Theuriau|Pregnant|Topless