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2008

11

Aug

Boost Mobile Party Brings Summer Altice and Natasha Henstridge Out in Their Bikinis of the Day

Boost Mobile threw some kind of party this weekend and it lured all kinds of D-Listers and Hasbeens who put on their bikinis for the everyday person to feel like they are partying with people more important than they are, all while promoting Boost Mobile.

It reminds me of the DrunkenStepfather Hot Tub party I tried to organize when wasted Saturday night. I was doing my best recruiting young girls to come back to my place to get in their underwear, do drugs and rock out, but the only person I was able to convince to come to the party was some guy who was walking around in his underwear because he was so drunk that he lost his pants somewhere along the way that night, but I guess that probably worked out for the better, because it would have not only been embarrassing having everyone come back to my shit hole apartment to realize that the closest thing I have to a hot tub is some dirty bath tub no one uses that looks like a septic tank and that needs to be filled manually by water we boil on the stove….not to mention the only massage jets we’d get going would be me manning a straw and I just don’t have the lung capacity to fool even the drunkest girl into thinkin’ shit was a hot tub…..especially with my fat wife raining on my fucking parade by kickin’ everyone out. So I just left the pantless man and made my way home alone…..

Here are a couple of the no name useless sluts at the Boost Mobile party, because I like bikinis.

Natasha Henstridge….

Summer Altice….

Posted in:Boost Mobie|Natasha Henstridge|Summer Altice

2008

11

Aug

RIP Motherfucker the Isaac Hayes Edition of the Day

Soul Legend, Grammy and Academy Award Winner, Shaft and Chef from South Park was found dead next to a running treadmill yesterday at around 1 pm. This provides further evidence to any of the haters who I argue with daily when they try to tell me that I need to exercise and that it is good for me and that maybe they should tell Hayes’ family and friends their theory on fitness, while I stick to being 300 pounds knowing that exercising will kill me, as I get fatter and fatter leading to diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease and pre-mature death.

I guess I can blame you South Park fans, if there are any of you still out there, who wished death upon Isaac Hayes for leaving the show after they made fun of Scientology so just know that you made this happen and that you are a muderer so next time you say “I hope he dies” or “I wish he was dead” realize the power that entails and use it towards good and by good I mean against the cast of The Hills.

RIP Motherfucker. Now let’s start this motherfuckin’ day….

Posted in:Isaac Hayes|RIP Motherfucker

2008

09

Aug

RIP Motherfucker The Bernie Mac Edition of the Day

Comedian Bernie Mac died at 50 and I didn’t kill him, but Pneumonia (AIDS) did. I think 50 is too young to die but the good news is that he has worked his way out of the gutter and created a pretty mainstream career that made him a lot of money and that got his work out there.

He started in the ’70s. He’s made his impact. He is respected and loved in the community and an inspiration to poor black kids from the projects everywhere and he will be remembered by his many fans and followers and that’s more than we can say for any of us when we die….because no one cares about us.

Now I don’t know anything about Bernie Mac, but in 2007 he made this joke…..

“I’m going to still do my producing, my films, but I want to enjoy my life a little bit,” …

So, I guess he does dark comedy. The truth is that death sucks, so RIP Motherfucker.

Here are the Top 3 Bernie Mac Comedic Moments in History that I could Find in 3 Minutes

Bernie Mac on Def Jam Comedy

Bernie Mac on Def Jam Comedy Again

Bernie Mac in House Party 3 with Kid and PlayEven though this could all be a publicity stunt for Cedric the Entertainer (who is fat enough to be the first King of Comedy to Die) and Steve Harvey, but if it is true, then my heart goes out to his family.

Now his kid, who is 30 won’t have a dad anymore and will now really fit in nicely with her friends from her old neighborhood who have never had a dad, but jokes aside, shit still sucks.

Posted in:Bernie Mac|RIP Motherfucker

2008

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

< I am not dead yet, I just feel like I am. I am sure if I keep the site I will be because when I read comments like this I feel like that person will shoot me one day....

I have been meaning to ask you this question for some time and I was way too lazy to ask. I am so glad that some other losers got to you and now I have your answer. If it helps I was writing 5 years ago and I still never made it big and when I discovered your website I thought I found a soul mate but then I posted about my love of jail bait girls on your forum and got banned so now I am reduced to messaging you on the comments which is ironcic because you claim to be angry about how nobody reads your site but you ignore all the comments you have gotten from me over the years but what do I care my internet g/f broke up with me a few months ago so now all I have this ….

I am not sure what that is all about but I am mad that I am not drunk….but dizzy from disease….here are my links….let’s fuck you little whore….


Phobe Price Kissed a Dog and She Liked It Video
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A Webcam Is My Best Friend When It I am Bored and Girls Are Willing To Get Naked On Them….
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Shauna Sand Almost Died in a Car Crash. The Tragedy is that She Didn’t
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Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza is Pretty Much Naked
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Penelope Cruz Nipslip Throwback
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Petrea Nemcova’s Hair Will Look Better On Your Balls….
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Some Rollerbalde Towing Jump That Makes Me Happy
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The 10 Hottest Legal High School Chicks
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The 10 Hottest Topless Cigarette Smoking Scenes…
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Lohan Pullin’ Titty Tricks Like the Crafty Lesbian That She IS
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Pornstar or Popstar?
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Journey to the Centre of the Earth….To See Journey
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This Dog’s Got More Game Than This Baby…..Because Dog’s are Man’s Best Friend and Babies are Man’s Worst Enemy….
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A Whole Lot of Porn Sites Reviewed So You Don’t Get Ripped Off While Gettng Off
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Marija Vujovic is the Type of Women You Will Never Bang
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Clay Gayken Had a Baby?
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Lydia Herst in Lingerie For Dudes Who Like Rich Girls in Panties….
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The Best Video Dating Tape Ever According To The Asshole Who Emailed This Link Into Me…
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Smart Car Versus Lamborgini
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Ghetto Mom Fights in the Streets As Kid Watches
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Find Girls to Fuck – We All Know You Are a Virgin
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Shay Laren Strips Down – Video
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Now THIS Is a Future Porn Star Masturbation the way You Like Watching Her Masturbate…….
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I Don’t Know WHo Leyla Melani is, But I Want Her to Wrap Her Legs Around My Fat Body
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L’Oreal Lightened Beyonce’s Skin for an Ad Because They Are Racist and Hate Black People
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Miranda Kerr is the Kind of Innocent Girl You Want to Turn Bad
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Pervert Caught in the Act
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Puma Suede is Your Video Fantasy of the Day Because You are Into Very Sick Bitches….
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Heather Graham Throwback. What Ever Happened to Her?
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This Blog About Madonna is Most Probably Fake, But The Stories Are Humiliating, So Who Cares?
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More From the Retarded Policeman
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Fuck Women Are Retarded Sometimes
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Paul Newman Is Pretty Much Dead
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Use This to Get Sex, BEcause Friday is the Best Day of the Week to Get Laid
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Amateur Sluts Naked Who You May Know…
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Melissa Midwest Gallery
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James Inman Got Knocked the Fuck Out
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Nadine Velazquez is Full Bangable
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Emma Watson Bikini Party
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The Dude WHo Murdered a Bitch at Lil Kims Party Confesses
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A Little Something Extra
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Dollar Bill Trick Which is Pretty Rad
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United States Military To Be 30% Robotic By 2020
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Megan Fox – The Making of the Saint
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Make a Detonator Off of a Cell Phone
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Four Naked Women Who are Not My WIfe and One WHo Is……well not my wife but some Photographer’s wife…They’re naked so be happy…
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Do it Yourself Vasectomy for Those Of You Who Do Not Want to Get Themselves Pregnant While Jerking Off….
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Vegas Chick in Her Underwear and Stupid Clown Socks
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

08

Aug

Jessica Simpson Performs in Some Shorts of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is wearing shorts to really try to live out this whole country thing, because the only country about her was that she was born to a rich family in Texas who packed their bags to have an even richer family in California and the only thing this bitch knows about backwoods is that it’s what her dad calls anal sex and the closest thing she’s ever been to backwoods was her role in Dukes of Hazard, kinda offending the actual backwoods folk who listen to her shit as it pollutes their contry airwaves and coutry music festivals she shows up to in these offensive costumes, like the time I went to a Caribbean festival dressed like Blackface, that’s I lie, I was actually wearing a KKK cape in the car because my friend bet me that I wouldn’t do it, and he was right because that’s the kind of shit that gets you shot, but I did go to a Jewish Temple once with the Jew Cap on as a joke that wasn’t really funny and turned out to be really fuckin’ boring….but yeah, Jessica Simpson is doin some hollywood shit, not relating to the market she’s trying to seduce and is pretty much pissing everyone the fuck off and the whole time she’s doing it, I would love to be fucking her…..

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Performance|Shorts

2008

08

Aug

Mandy Moore in a Shitty See-Through Shirt of the Day

Mandy Moore has had sex with DJ AM, that should pretty much be enough of a reason to not want to fuck her, but then again I am from the school that highly judges girls on who’s penis they have let inside them, like if they fuck old dudes or young dudes, or if they fuck rich dudes or poor dudes, it all means different shit and lets me decide if I want ot join the “i’ve been in this cunt” club. I another reason to not want to fuck her for most people would be the fact that she’s big and busted lookin’, but not you, big and busted never stopped you, ya’ fuckin’ pervert, as long as shit’s got a vagina or you can presume has a vagina, you’re ready to get down and crawling up her big strong leg just as fast as you can….

This shit reminds me of the white shirt I was wearing yesterday, not because I like the world to see my manly fuckin’ tits and nipples but because my clothes are old and when they are white, they get pretty fuckin’ sheer after a couple decades and a couple of washes. Now, I was feelin’ good showing off my rockin’ fat man body that I had no choice but to show off because I had nothing esle to wear and within about 4 minutes of steppin outside, I spilled fuckin’ tomoto sauce on myself. Now not only do I have the humiliation of wearing a fucking tight see through shirt, like I was a fucking chick, but now I just re-affirmed everyone’s already negative feelings about me being a fucking hurt bag disgusting slob.

I guess what it comes down to is that no matter how poor, drunk, or fat you are, you still don’t like lookin’ like a total asshole….here’s Mandy Moore…..giving use more than we really want to see.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Mandy Moore|See Through

2008

08

Aug

Rob Schneider and Some Slut in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Rob Schneider is that he defies the stereotype that girls will throw themselves at anyone famous. Before Rob Schneider hit the scene, girls would fuck anyone they thought was more important than they were, no matter what level of fame the motherfucker had, they would throw their vaginas at the him, even if the motherfucker was a DJ or Promoter at a local club, was on a shitty TV commercials, had an extra role on Friends 12 years ago, or if he’s on the local fuckin’ news waving in the backround when they are doing something on location and dude just happens to be strollin’ by, a girl somewhere will find that hot enough to fuck, because people are all fucking groupies, and the TV is like a stamp of fucking approval, but for some reason when Rob Schneider enters a room, everyone turns away in disappointment because they all know he has money but that he’s embarrassing and a fuckin’ joke and being in the same place as him means they are in the wrong place, so these pictures of him are with paid actors on set somewhere, and not with a girl trying to wallet fuck him, because no one has that little self esteem, are really the funniest aspect of his “comedy career”.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Bikini|Rob Scheider|Slut

2008

08

Aug

Lindsay Lohan See Through of the Day

I met a real live lesbian yesterday and I lived to tell about it. I partially blame her for making me sick, not because I made out with her or really spent all that much time with her, but because lesbian’s must be dirty from eating all that pussy….and somehow manageed to curse me with her lesbian finger by touching the glass I was drinking out of, in a discreet lesbian way to kill off all penis.

Either way, she was wearing fitness gear because like a good lesbian she was comin’ from the gym where she works as a trainer and where she tries to jack up her testosterone count through weightlifting as well as jack off to all the women she watches change in the locker room and even hi-jack all potential sexually confused pussy to their dark lesbian side, ruining the chances of one day finding her picture on the internet because of an angry exboyfriend and that’s just part of the reason lesbians are the devil.

So I asked this fitness lesbian how many push-ups she could do, she dropped to the floor and did 40 or 50 or ever 100, I really couldn’t tell you, because she was in spandex pants and all i was doing was watching her pants crawl up her lesbian cunt and see the fcking thing quiver like it was being fisted by some other chick and as she struggled with the exercise I stared more and more untile she caught me and called me a fuckin’ pervert….and I tried to convince her that the one thing we have in common is that we both love pussy so if anything she should understand where I am coming from, instead so just said she loves women and that I am the reason for that. I felt good, like I had some real purpose in life.

EIther way, here’s Lohan in a see through shirt, it’s her gift to Sam Ronson on her 31st Lesbian Birthday, unfortunately, the shirt isn’t even that see through to me, but to every other site it is, so I guess I gotta go along with the shit because otherwise I won’t be able to maintain the title of the most credible see through source on the internet, a title that I gave myself.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2008

08

Aug

Brooke Hogan Bikini of the Day

Brooke Hogan looks more like she’s on her way to wrestle a bear for a group of Russian soldiers who are already drunk off vodka and in the mood to see a big burly woman’s strength before gang raping her, because when a woman can fight off a bear, she should theoretically be able to fight off 20 men with erections, and if she loses, then she gets dicked, and a lot less like Florida Trailer Park Trash,

I assume she got plastic surgery in hopes of looking more like the girl his dad’s done gone off with, leaving her all alone and scared while feeling undesirable as both her career and family life fall the fuck apart and daddy won’t make her feel nice in her special place like he has done all these years, because he’s found a new Blonde young chick to bang and who is more socially acceptable to bang than bangin his daughter.

It reminds me of a 70’s porn I used to watch to lift my spirits called “Sharon”. It was a story of a girl who was jealous that her dad was fucking her hotter sister, leading her to lose her virginity with a man who picked her up while hitchiking, and her dad to continue to fuck the hotter sister comparing her pussy to her mother’s and other twisted shit that touched on themes of inadequacy and parental approval, incest and sexual disovery that made it almost Academy Award worthy, if only it wasn’t shot on the first ever video camera ever made and if only it wasn’t porn, shit would have had a whole different impact on the world than it has.

I wish I could find a copy of that movie, it was a classic that never got the recognition it deserved, unlike Brooke Hogan, who is pretty much the opposite and for the slow ones out there, that means she’s trash that got more airtime than she ever deserved.

Either way, check out Brooke Hogan’s tits and ball bulge in her white pants on the beach….

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan

2008

08

Aug

Audrina at Some Pool Party in Her Bikini of the Day

I am sick and just woke up from my nap of death, unfortunately for you, whatever virus is raping me hasn’t killed me yet and I feel obliged to fuckin’ post useless pictures you have probably already seen because I am a creature of fucking habit.

I don’t find Audrina hot at all. Her mangled retard face reminds me of the time this drug addicted bitch, who coincidentally looked a lot like Audrina’s sister with all those stupid fucking tattoos that don’t manage to cover up the fact that she’s fucking ugly, but do distract us from noticing just how fucking ugly she is, kinda the same strategy Audrina uses in working out and getting fake tits,……I forgot where I was going with this….but I do know that Audrina in her retard state doesn’t know where the fuck she is and she’s turning to her sister to help her, like she did as a baby and couldn’t grasp the concept of what a fucking toilet was.

I also know that I would rather be at a pool party staring at hot bodied pussy, than dying on my shitty fucking couch.

Posted in:Audrina|Bikini|Pool Party