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2008

01

Aug

Fergie in Leather Pants for Slash’s Birthday a Couple Weeks Ago of the Day


Here are some pictures of Fergie sweating as she celebrates Slash’s birthday by rockin’ leather pants and pretending she’s a fucking rockstar. I heard that these are a couple of weeks old and figured since I am old and tired and that I don’t really give a fuck about celebrities and what they are up to, it was only fitting to throw these up.

Now I don’t find Fergie hot, and I don’t really think seeing her sweating is something that would turn anyone on and if anything is kinda disgusting because I am old school and believe that when a woman sweats she’s a fucking sloppy pig and not someone I’d want to get naked. I remember when I used to steal clothes from the Laundromat, there was this really amazingly hot girl who I’d prey on because she’d go in, drop off her shit then fuck off for an hour, giving me a lot of time to get down to business. I remember taking some lacey shirt that I thought would feel amazing against my balls, and when I got into the bathroom, I noticed these yellow fuckin’ stains on the arm pitts, shit threw off my game, but I still managed to cum all over it and throw it back into the dryer before she got back to pick it up. Yeah, my life is pretty sad.

Posted in:Fergie|Leather Pants|Slash

2008

01

Aug

Kristen Bell and a Mailbox of the Day

I am not posting these pictures of Kristen Bell because she’s hot, because I don’t think she’s hot. I am posting them because I have a post office story and I thought these were fitting.

I went to the post office yesterday to pick up some sex toy that was sent to me and that I will never use because my wife doesn’t meet the weight requirements and because the last thing I want to do is see my wife sitting on an inflatable hot seat (google it), but it was sent to me for free and I take everything I can get.

So I walk into the post office, no one else is in the place, and the guy working looks me up and down, smiles and lets out the biggest fart I had heard since earlier that day when my wife was taking a shit and I couldn’t get the volume on the computer loud enough to block it out.

So as dudes farting and serving me at the same time, like it’s not a big fucking deal, I realize that he’s only farting in front of me because I look homeless and don’t deserve the respect of someone that he wouldn’t fart in front of and the whole thing depressed me, but probably not as much as these pics of Kristen Bell will depress you because she’s not naked in them.

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Mailbox

2008

01

Aug

Kim Kardashian Eating Ice Cream of the Day

Kim Kardashian is maintaining her obesity that’s made her desirable to perverts everywhere by eating ice cream. She’s broken down all the stereotypes that you need an eating disorder to get guys horny, one burger at a time. I find the whole thing a disgusting mess, but that’s only because I live with the pain and suffering caused by obesity and I’d hate her to give girls the wrong idea, that it’s okay to feed their emotional eating, but the sad truth is that not all girls will gain weight the same way as this pig. I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that getting off to these pics of a whore eating ice cream is a lot less dangerous than getting off to girls eating ice cream outside your local ice cream shop, mainly because Kim Kardashian isn’t 7.

Posted in:Ice Cream|Kim Kardashian

2008

01

Aug

Jessica Origliasso Homemade Erotica of the Day

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Jess Origliasso is a member of The Veronicas and these are supposed to be her tits. I got the pics emailed to me a couple of days ago and the person who sent them in claimed they were fake, I didn’t know the difference because I have no idea who The Veronicas are, but when I saw shit hit the internet on a bigger scale, I decided to post them because whoever is in the pics has hot tits.

This is some amateur erotica that keeps me going and that makes me happy that some pervert invented the webcam and pawned it off as a business tool, or whatever the fuck he did to get them into every household in America, because everyone I talk to tells me about how girls send them nude pics or get up on cam and masturbate for them like some kind of homemade pornstar for their eyes only because I guess everyday girls are sluts when they like the guy on the other end of the conversation enough. The only thing depressing in all this is that despite starting the site to get girls to send me nudes, I haven’ managed to score any, but I still have hope….because maybe a fan of The Veronicas will follow by their idol’s lead and start snapping off pics that they accidentally send to me, at least that’s what I am hoping these pictures do….

Posted in:Jessica Origliasso|Topless

2008

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street and came across 2 dudes smoking weed. They were walking along the street, high as fucking hell having the time of their lives. One of the guys decided it would be funny to steal the kids bike that was locked outside McDonalds and the other went along with it because I guess he thought it was a good idea too. They both struggled with the lock for about 3 minutes before breaking the shit, the entire time they were laughing hysterically and happy as hell. One of the guys jumped on the bike and the other ran alongside him into the sunset, enjoying every second of it. As their laughs slowly faded in the wind, because they got too far away to hear, the kid came out with an ice cream cone only to realize his bike had gone missing and started to cry. That’s when I realized that I just don’t know how to have fun like that anymore, but I do have links. Click them.

I Hate The Suicide Girls, But You’re a Virgin and Are Into Gay Shit Like That, So Here One Is
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Ahh To Be 11 Year’s Old Again
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Jessica Alba Takes Her Nursing Nipples For a Walk
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Some Guy is Trying to Sue The Pants Off Tom Cruise, But Tom Cruise is a Homo And will Probably Just Do It For Free
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Jade Goody and Her Panties OUt on the Town
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Why YOU Should Vote Republican
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10 Toys that Make You Gay
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10 Hottest Celebrity Maxim Photoshoots
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples While Shopping
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Can Your Imaginary Girlfriend Do This?
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Sluts You Don’t Have to Drug to Spend the Night With You
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Some Idioe is Claiming He Holds a Patent for The Internet. Yes, You Read that Right
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Yelena Isinbayeva Make Me Want to High Jump
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There’s Nothing Like Kicking Someone While They Are Down
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Business Casual Hottie Strips Down
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Louise Gloved is Full Bangable
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China Hates Shraon Stone As Much As I Do
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Railway Babe Stripdown
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Fake Guiness Orgy Ad
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Hot Sluts Playing with Pets
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I Can’t Decide Who is Uglier – Janice Dickenson or Her Manager – I’d Fuck Both of Them – But I’m Just Sayin….
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Pam Anderson Was on the Last Show, Promoting Her Whoresdom to the World
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God Damn I Love Rosario Dawsom
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Mena Suvari is Going to Be Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amateur Set – Nice Titties
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Sexy, Sexy Blonde
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Dina Lohan Let Her 14 Year Daughter Meet with a Porn Directer Because She is an Amazing Mom
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dry Ice Pool Fun
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Baseball Brawl!!
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The Saddest Excuse I Have Seen For a Man in a Long Time
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Now That’s How You Treat You Host
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Tori Lane Plays With Herself
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Isabella Leong is Hot in that Conservative Chinese Don’t Let People Do Anything Kind of Way
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Timi the Hungarian Makes Me Love Reality Television
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Tila Tequila Stret Walkin in Hollywood
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This May Sound Racisit, But Black People Do Everything Awesome
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And Now, a Little Drunkenstepfather Home Decor Advice
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Jessica Jane Clement Does Maxim
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The Motorcycle in Church Video That I Can’t Stop Laughing At
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Marisa Miller Modelse Bikinis
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On the Job Pussy Play
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Fuck With Your Hydro Meter and Cut You Bill in Half
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LA Hotties That MAke The Sunshine In Your Pants
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

31

Jul

Mischa Barton’s Publicity Stunt of the Day


In case you didn’t know, Mischa Barton was dropped by her agent because she’s a sloppy, lazy bitch and now they have her out on a boring, lazy publicity stunt in her bikini. The only good thing about these staged bikini shots is that they can photoshop her cellulite ridden body to look a little tighter and a little smoother, now all they have to do is photoshop her boyfriend into a heterosexual. Sure, he’s pretty much raping her in these pictures but I can sense the disgust in his eyes….he’s actually asking himself if his career is really worth the trouble of having to taste this whore.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Publicity

2008

31

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Golfing Upskirt of the Day

I hate fucking golf. It reminds me of Junior executives trying to be big shots and white people. It also reminds me of work because for a summer I used to be the groundskeeper on some stuffy waspy golf course where assholes would ask me to get them towels or complain to my boss about how the green wasn’t maintained and shit like that. It made me have a serious hatred for people with money who lack any flavor. They all dressed like the same clowns, they all said the same boring racist and sex jokes and they all bored me even from a fuckin’ distance and that’s when I decided that I will never have a real job in an office, I will never take up the sport and even when you throw some tacky Playboy bitch and her panties into the mix, I still think Golf fucking sucks.

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Upskirt

2008

31

Jul

The Guy from CSI’s Girlfriend has an Amazing Ass of the Day

I was at a bar last night and I witnessed 2 relatively hot chicks recruit some dude to have a threesome with them. They walked up to him and started rubbing up on him and telling him how amazing he was and all this shit. At first I was a little thrown off and jealous that they didn’t come up to me and offer me the same fuckin’ deal, but I realized that I kinda smell like piss and haven’t showed for a few days, thanks to having no hot water. I guess what made the whole thing easier on my self esteem was that I was at a full service strip club and that I knew dude would be shelling out lots of money for that experience but it still made me feel inadequate, almost as inadequate as the dude in CSI rockin’ a speedo. I have no dick, but at least my balls give me more fuckin’ volume than him and for some reason, motherfucker’s hanging out with the hottest ass I’ve seen in a while, and that reason is because he’s on TV and you aren’t.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|CSI

2008

31

Jul

Rihanna’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Rihanna is wearing a barely see through shirt with no bra and you can kinda make out her nipple ring if you really try and I don’t really see anything exciting about this shit because you have to have some serious virgin goggles to make out her nipples. I guess the point of this is to say that I still like Rihanna and the choices she makes when she goes out clubbing, maybe next time, she’ll sprawl out and insert two fingers in herself to make the pictures worth posting, I know this post is shit, but I’ve been laying low the last few weeks and have nothing to write about this second.

Posted in:Rihanna|See Through|Shirt

2008

31

Jul

Some Chick Lickin’ Down a Hotel Room’s Toilet of the Day

Here’s a weird fetish video posted by someone named OCD girl, who obsessively licks things to make sure they are clean.. She walks into a hotel room and licks the phone, the utensils and the toilet and I find the whole thing pretty hot, it makes me think that if a bitch is willing to lick those germy places, she’ll have no issues licking my scummy asshole, but the truth is that I know it’s staged and I know everything was cleaned 10 times over and that this video is just another lie, but I can see past the lie and enjoy the licking because I’m a pervert like that and so are you.

Posted in:Chick|Hotel|Licks|Tongue