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2008

22

Jul

Joanna Krupa at the Ed Hardy Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

I fucking hate Ed Hardy and everyone who wears it. I don’t know what it is about decorative, colorful vintage tattoo lookin’ shirts that cheesy tanned, gym-bound mainstream club goers get boners for but I like to think it’s just because shit’s expensive, celebrities wear it and I blame Hollywood.

It’s like if they don’t realize that a t-shirt costs 3 dollars at most blank and 20 dollars at most finished even with the use of every single possible type of silk screening or graphic application technology that one shirt can handle but shouldn’t because shit ends up looking like one of my cum shots after a bout with an STD, you know tainted with blood, mucus and shaped like a skull in a top hat because the fever is making me delusional, and are paying upwards of 300 dollars to just fit in.

This is the product of the success of the Von Dutch movement that targeted the same poser, Grey Goose bottle whoring, big bicep dudes and club slut fake tit girls they recruit at the tanning salon, who listen to Bob Sinclair and who don’t have any concept of what’s actually going on in the world, but know that all their friends are rockin’ it and so are the celebrities and that must mean it’s good. They don’t realize that dude realized that magic formula where you can get celebs to wear your shit if you give it to them for free and then all these mainstream followers will eat shit up, especially if you take that product that normally costs 3 dollars and make them believe it’s worth absurd amounts more than it is.

Maybe it’s marketing genius, I like to think it’s just representative of the hell that we are living and the stupidy of the general public and their need for the media to tell them what’s up and I don’t anticipate Ed Hardy to go away anytime soon, despite hoping that it does, but the good news is that Joanna Krupa was one of their bikini models recently, and I am always ready to get down with communism when it looks like this no matter what shit stupid clothes its wearing.

Posted in:Bikini|Ed Hardy|Joanna Krupa

2008

22

Jul

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Estelle Getty Edition of the Day

Estelle Getty died today, making jerking off to episodes of the Golden Girls alot less humiliating. Shit’s like eating a fucking dozen donuts when on a diet but the truth is that everytime I ever jerked off to a girl who I knew was dead, I always felt like it was a spirtual experience, like she was right there in the room with me, making it more beautiful than the regular shameful, self-loathing one you normally have when you realize that you are jerking off to someone who is 90.

Truth is that she was 84, so it was bound to happen, I actually thought she was already dead, but I wouldn’t be surprised if shit is just staged to sell the DVD Box Sets of Empty Nest, you know ripping off the Heath Ledger Batman Marketing strategy because Hollywood only has so much creativity to offer.

Posted in:Estelle Getty|R.I.P.

2008

22

Jul

Audrina’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Audrina proves that if you’re ugly and you know it, don’t clap your hands, hit the gym, get an eating disorder, do cocaine to boost your self esteem and feed delusions that you’re hot, get your dad to buy you fake tits, and wear a fucking bikini every chance you get, because if you can’t control your mangled fucking face, you can always take control over your body and make it something better than the other ugly chicks out there, leaving you as the ugly hot chick instead of the hottest ugly chick and that fine line is a major one you don’t necessarily want to cross. I hate her, I hate what she does, I hate her show and I hate her face but I like how she looks in a bikini and so should you.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini Pictures

2008

22

Jul

90210 Nipple Slip of the Day

With credits like “Car Jacking Girl”, “Hot Girl”, “Tard’s Date” you know you’re dealing with a huge star in the making. She’s also the new girl on 90210, who plays the outrageously rich Paris Hilton type of the show that I hope burns up in flames as fast as the sexual appeal of the middle-aged women and fat chicks who will be watching this shit in hopes of seeing a Brandon Walsh or Luke Perry cameo to get their vagina’s jump started and ready for their husbands . I think the whole 90210 revival is a fuckin’ joke, but it’s good to see that they are casting people who look way too old for high school like they did the last time around, it just wouldn’t be the same seeing girls who actually look 18 playing an 18 year old, we like our high school girls lookin’ 30 because makes jerking off to teenagers less shameful.

Either way, these pics are from yesterday, I am slow, I blame my shitty site and computer as much as my laziness and alcoholism.

Posted in:Anna Lynne McCord|Nipple Slip

2008

22

Jul

Britney Spears is the Devil Mother of the Day

I got Britney’s back on this shit, because I know everyone is going to tear her apart because she’s smoking in front of her kid and it’s all part of continuing to publicly rape her because she’s been getting raped the last couple years, and people are used to it. It’s one of those, once a rapist always a rapist situation because it’s hard to go back to your normal sex because rape starts to feel good and becomes that norm making moving not really an option.

The reality is that this is Britney Spears and she’s out on her porch, in her backyard having a smoke and her kid comes out and plays with her pack of cigarettes and she pulls the shit away from the kid. If you ask me, that’s good parenting and people need to lighten the fuck up. If she was giving the kid tequila shots and shoving the cigarette down the its throat like my foster parents did to me when I had an ear infection and they couldn’t afford tylenol or antibiotics and figured that smoking and booze would calm my nerves and shut me up when I was 8, or they’d drive around with all the windows of the car rolled up for me to inhale the shit, which didn’t phase me as much as when they’d crawl into bed with me and make me a sick prop in their sex lives, or when they’d beat the fuck out of me because they were having a bad fucking day.

Sure it’s a different time and we know second hand smoke kills and probably doesn’t give her kids a great example to follow, you know like them time she kidnapped them and locked them in a room with her when she was in hysterics crazily shaving her head, crying and laughing and screaming all at the same time in a manic episode. Smoking is the least of the kid’s worries, we should just celebrate the fact that she hasn’t gone through with a murder suicide like this bipolar ex hooker I once knew yet. We should also celebrate the fact that she’s in a fucking bikini because that’s all that really matters to me, I guess i am just insensitive to kids because I hate the little leeches.

What it comes down to is that people need to lighten the fuck up.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Devil|Mother

2008

22

Jul

James Blunt Rocks Out With Topless Sluts of the Day

I am convinced that the only reason people try to become famous, pick up a guitar, start writing songs or movies, or start acting classes is not because of the passion for the art, or even for the money because there’s really no guarantee things will work out to make you money, but 100 percent for the pussy. It’s like even if you’re some loser rocker who plays local bars, or some shitty actor in local car dealership commercials, or even if you’re a male model for your friend’s clothing shitty t-shirt company, there will be girls willing to bang you because you are seemingly more important that the other dude that’s trying to get their pussy.

That’s why seeing James Blunt with sluts sucking each other’s tits, riding his friends, or simulating doggy style like some kind of private spring break party, doesn’t really come as a surprise, it’s easy fuckin’ pickings for this weird lookin’ clown because he’s a star and even your wife would throw her vagina to get with him because he writes songs strictly to remove panties. So whether these pics are new or not doesn’t really matter, because I am just posting them to remind you where you’ve gone wrong in your life.

Posted in:James Blunt|Sluts|Topless

2008

22

Jul

Site Issues of the Day

Comments Off on Site Issues of the Day

I have no idea why I logged into my computer and went to my site and saw all new posts from March 21st. I am trying to figure out what happened and where the last 4 months of posts have gone. I find this kinda shit stressful and it seems like nothing’s ever easy for an internet rockstar no one’s ever heard of…..

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I really screwed up, as I tend to do. I’ve been planning this sobriety fitness kick so that I can move to LA and become famous and fit in with the skinny people who eat egg whites and feel like their being so bad and going off their diet by asking for a touch of cheese on the shit or by drinking a light low carb beer, but realize that even if I moved to LA, I wouldn’t be able to afford to live, I wouldn’t be able to get work, and I wouldn’t be sleeping with Lindsay Lohan because she’s into pussy now, so I take that failure to drinking, something I like to think I am really good at, but the problem with being good at it is that I don’t remember anything because of it. Being good at drinking is really only about having a strong stomach that doesn’t get sick and let’s you go all night, something both myself and the people I met probably wish didn’t happen this weekend, but I like to consider it success because it’s the only thing I can do right.

I have flashbacks of fighting with an Italian girl who got me kicked out of a bar, of hanging out in a hotel room and getting busted by security who take their lives too seriously as if a fucking noise complaint is a fucking murder suicide scene, of meeting a Lawyer who I stuck by because I felt safe despite him being drunker and more abrasive than me and who I made write Lawyers letters on napkins in the club that demanded the girls at the table cease and desist wearing panties, but they didn’t fall for it. You’d think they’d take a man in a suit seriously, even if that suit was covered in vomit.

Either way, here are my links…there’s a lot cuz I was too lazy and hungover to post today.

They Strip, You Watch, It’s Easy For Even a Retard Like You
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Amy Winehouse Loves Her Husband So Much That She Didn’t Bother To Show Up For His COurt Date Where He was Sentenced to 27 More Months in Jail
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Sexy Asian Car Wash VIdeo
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Trisha Stratus and Her Giant Titties…
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Jennifer Tilly’s Got Some Rockin’ Tits
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Nicole Vaidisova Thick Cameltoe And See Through Thong Shot Showing off Her Estrogen Patch
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Some Guys Surf a River in France
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Imogen Thomas is Soapy at the Car Wash
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Who Would You Rather Do – The Sex Tape Edition
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Halle Berry’s Tit in a See Through Shirt
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Anna Lynne McCord Nipple Slip
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10 Hottest Videos of Girls With Big Boobs Jumping Rope
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Hot Sluts Doing the Dance, Dance Revolution
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Emma Frain’s Topless Wii Fit Video
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There’s Something Fishy About This French Lesson, But I can’t Put My Finger On It
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Another Video Clip From Step Brothers
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Porn. Porn? Porn!
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Some Bitch Who Had Too Much at a Concert is Laughworthy
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Jessica Simpson Got Booed At Some Country Music Event, Because Everyone Hates Her
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Natalie Martinez Gallery (No Relation)
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because If You Think Masterbating is Sex, You Are Wrong
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And That’s Why You Don’t Mess With a Girl Holding a Glass Bottle
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Some Hot Pole Vaulting Ass
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Tennis Pro Ashley Harkleroad Naked in Playboy
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Here’s A Whole Lot of Action from the 2008 Love Parade
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Britney Spears in a Cum Stained Dress
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Kim Kardashian’s Family On Family Feud Preview…Warning, Clicking This Link Will Make NBC Lots of Money and WIll Make Me No Money….
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Kendra Wilkinson Parties in Cabo in Her BikinI Without the Other Heffner Whores – Cuz They Banished Her from the Bedroom
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Shopping ith Lenka
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Nice Amateur Set
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Jessica Gomes is All Kinds of Sexy
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If There is an A-Rod and Madonna Sex Tape, It Is the Most Disgusting Thing Ever
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Bar Rafaeli is Tasty
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Mariah Carey Driving Nick Cannon into the Poor House
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Jodie Marsh is a Fashion Icon
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Getting Sex Just Got a WHole Lot Easier
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Hungry? Try some AYDS
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Topless Beach Hotties
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Angelica Uses Her Toy For Her Pleasure
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Chick Fight!
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TV Camera Man Spys on Couple
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When Celebs Were Young
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Ronni and Gizelle Play Strip Pool
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Sean Connery is a Good Father
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Britney Spears Kind of Cleans Up for Some Event
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Who Gives a Fuck
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A Collection of Full Court Basketball Shots
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Mini-Me Talks Sex Tape
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Porn Star Janine Lindemulder in In Taxxx Bust
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Do You What’s Happening is YOUR office?
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Double You Gas Milage and Stick It to the Man
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

An Asian Girl with a Dick in Hand
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A French Girl and Her Topless Personal Pics
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Some Dude’s Latina Foot Fetish Weirdness
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A Man and His Penis
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

21

Jul

May Anderson Bikini Pictures of the Day

May Anderson is a model and she’s wearing a bikini because that’s what models do. They also like to make all chicks feel like shit about themselves because they don’t have A-Cup tits or a size 24 waist. They lead to eating disorders, low self-esteem and both those things work really well for me, without them I would be writing to you as a virgin but instead i am a man dying of Aids.

I met my own kind of supermodel this past weekend. She was tall, emaciated and hungry and sitting on the street corner begging for change. She had a squirrel that she probably saved from getting eating by another homeless man in one of her adventurous nights in the park that she sleeps in, that she obviously domesticated and turned into a pet. The thing was sitting on her fucking shoulder and tied to some kind of rope and it scared the fuck out of me, but not as much as it disgusted me. I wanted a picture but didn’t have a camera.

I did wonder if that girl and her squirrel ever makes it out to tan on the beach, or if the soiled panties I saw sticking out of her jeans were the closest thing she had to a bikini, I guess I’ll never know because it won’t be long before a more ambitious perverted creep sweeps her and her pet squirrel off her feet with promises of a hot meal, shower and bed to sleep on only to leave her raped against a tree 100 miles out of town. I always miss out on great opportunities.

Either way, here’s May Anderson in a bikini.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

21

Jul

Fergie’s Ass in Shorts of the Day

I am hurting today because the weekend was involved a lot of drinking, drunk driving and passing out in beds with my stepdaughter and her friends, fondeling one of them and getting me in trouble. I do remember that through the messiness that is my life, I had a conversation about Fergie with a Fergie hater. I had her back, not because I think she’s hot, but because I know she’s hotter than anyone you’ve ever fucked and because she was the ploy of the Black Eyed Peas to make a ton of fucking money, because before she was in the picture, they were just a second rate hip hop dance act that were self promoting themselves so hard that they sat outside a club in Montreal about 4 years ago handing out stickers for their new album, the one before Fergie blew them up. So you can look at her, dis her for being muscular and rough lookin, but all I see is ta prized meth addicted pussy with dollar signs for an ass and here it is dancing on stage in shorts.

Posted in:Ass|Fergie