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2022

16

May

Brie Larson Tries the Pole of the Day

I don’t know why or how Brie Larson even manages to make her legs look like they are old lady calves, but bitch manages to pull it the fuck off….if anything, maybe that’s her talent, since I haven’t managed to find anything else about her that merits any of the celberity or hype she has, if anything, she’s one of the primary examples of how Hollywood has failed hard in their creation of celebrity, because even when I see the nerd losers into the comic book stories get a hard on for her, I don’t believe them.

In the past, with other action movie sluts, that the nerds attach themselves to in weird fucking ways, I’ve believed them…

This time around,, there is no way anyone actually buys into Brie Larson, they are faking it, they are pretending, they have a need to groupie on a celebrity, a want to groupie on a celebrity…..they want to make a lifesize version of them to sleep with and cum on, or they want to carve their bust out of solidified cum they saved in a bucket for every time they cum to them…..you know the kind of guy who stages fake marriages to cardboard cut outs….the lining up at comicon hoping to give 250 dollars to a bitch for an autograph…you get where I am going with this…

Yet this bitch, a profession actor, with a fit looking body, manages to turn even the slutty thing like polee dancing in skimpy whore shorts, while clearly playing it up the best way she can, into the least sexual pole dance content I’ve ever seen…and I’ve seen some bad pole dancing content….just last year I saw two fat lesbian goth looking bitches in the park with a portable pole to practice and it was hotter than this knowing they eat each other out….

Brie Larson, who tried being a popstar first, CLEARLY, didn’t make it as a popstar, but befriended the right people to try to fake it til she made it, and I guess she made it but I don’t believe anyone’s got past her faking it, like we ALL know she doesn’t belong as an A-Lister, OSCAR or not….she’s a scam….or at least really fucking ugly, and she keeps getting uglier, even her fit body can’t change that….she’s gotta be in her 40s….this is a middle age divorcee at the local pole class to add spice to her now single life after 6 months of starving herself from her life collapsing…it’s gotta be…

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2022

16

May

Miley Cyrus Showing Tit of the Day

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I don’t know why Miley’s rocking the late 90s two tone trashy whore from the stripclub hair. It was a very popular look amongst the late 90s strippers here in Quebec, who were a breed of their own, because back then, they had no outside influences as they didn’t speak English, so it was some insular level of trashy getting trashier organically, without any outside influence…it’s actually what made Quebec interesting, zero influence from the outside world but still managing to be slutty…you probably see all those mainstream girls wearing what I call the 90s Miami Stripper look, you know cheap outfits from the sex shop, well that’s how late 90s Quebec women used to dress to go to the club….and to think they were 22 years ahead of a trend is pretty hilarious….since at the time it felt so out of touch….but I guess it took a few decades to catch up with their LUST FOR LIFE, or exhibitionism, or stripping culture.

Doesn’t matter, Miley and Quebec strippers have nothing in common, she’s some Disney pawn her dad probably traded to pay off a debt he had with them, maybe to buy his rights to ACHY BREAKY back…I don’t know, but Miley, like a Kardashian has done her part in making girls SLUTTY.

Taking that instagram nudity that a small percentage of girls participated in, to the mainstream….she turned it into mainstream, hostess twinkie, pop culture behavior and now we’re buried in naked girls, or half naked girls, leave your house and you’ll see so many outfits that you’d expect from a fatherless girl trying to pay rent, only to realize they have dads and don’t need to pay rent because they have tons of money from their monetizing of nudes.

It’s a weird era, but Miley’s tits are timeless, or at least worth looking at through a wife beater….I’m a fan.

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2022

16

May

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum, who I like to pretend is a product of Eugenics, which I guess you could argue most people are, since the parents, for the most part, choose the partner they have the kid with, even if it’s a cum inside them on a one nigh stand situation, you roll that dice because you think “whatever”, at least until you cum, then about 1 minute after cumming, you have a panic attack with a “WHAT DID I JUST DO”…..”GET ME OUT OF HERE”…..”I HOPE SHE DOESN’T KNOW MY NAME AND NUMBER”….

I don’t mean that kind of Eugenics. I mean Nazi Germany, human experiments, breeding or genetic modification to get the ultimate in woamn…and from their Aryan perspective, the tall, blonde, busty model sort of fits the fucking part.

I don’t know if she was made in a lab, or if she was just a fluke, but she’s making the right moves to keep herself looking hot, even after dozens of fucking kids.

She’s old as shit but still skinny with tits, and that’s an accomplishment that I definitely think some weir ass science was involved in….vanity can only go so far….when women rot…

If you don’t believe me, believe this MEME.

Now Heidi and her Horny Heidi Groupie husband being horny….we get it, ya’ll fuck like she’s not dried up….cuz she looks like she’s not dried up and they’ve got lube if she is dried up….unless they programmed that into her Eugenics program “WET PUSSY INTO OLD AGE”….because I know you would, you mad pervert scientist, you.

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2022

16

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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The lesson I learned when meeting a mom in a bar, not even a MILF, just a mom who you’d fuck because you were drunk enough, is that at least you know going into it, that they take loads inside them, but the risky part of that is whether they are only fucking you for the sperm, because they may be trying to do some single mom family planning and that’s how it’s done….WHO KNOWS…but regardless of how down they are for a good time, they always get offended when you ask to see a before baby pic of their cunt, especially during the fuck you know, to speed things along nicely.

I know what you’re thinking, that moms, or when a woman becomes a mom, ,her focus should not be on herself, it should be on her kid. The whole idea that moms masturbate or that they have dildos in their drawers when they are supposed to be moms and not some kind of harlot just blows my mind.

So every time I see a MILF post, I’m like….these moms still fuck, want to be jacked off to, probably have sex toys, maybe even play out the HOT WIFE fetish for their husband, while getting railed by young dudes with big cocks…..cuckold shit….

It confuses me…..

However, as an old fuck, where most moms producing smut are a solid 25 years younger than me, I realize, passing a baby through your cunt is hardly bad, it’s not like they don’t have practice of large objects through cunt building up to taking a load that sticks….most girls you know, mom or not, have been fisted at least once…others use the bigget fucking dildos around….

So, slutty moms, MILFS, if you will, aren’t some rarity anymore…it’s the internet era and some are actually hot and their pussies don’t even look like they’ve been destroyed…what a world…

Mom or not, whores are whores. Nothing’s gonna stop them….not even a placenta…fetus…or PTA meeting before soccer practice and there is something noble in that.

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Posted in:Milf

2022

16

May

Kristen Stewart Tits of the Day

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This could be an old gif of Kirsten Stewart wiping her tit off like it just got cummed on by a man, or a squirting woman, but I don’t think females ejaculate in as targeted of a way, they just don’t have the shaft to aim their piss where it needs to go, and since it’s most likely just piss, it doesn’t have the same motility, mobility, thickness….you know like throwing cooking batter at the food fight, versus spraying a motherfucker down with a garden hose..

ANYWAY, I am a tiny titty supporter, endorser, and figure if you’re going to make all that money being famous, I sure as hell better know what your full tits look like, because acting is just high end escorting really…

I do find it weird that they’ve decided to use her as an A-LISTER since she’s not that great of an actor, nothing she’s done has been good or memorable, and her face, eyes, and emotion always seem empty and dead….

But I guess Hollywood is scrambling as they’ve lost their grip on celebrity, now that no one gives a fuck about celebrity, so they have to take what they can get….

We can assume that will eventually be Kim Kardashian in Oscar winning roles just for these bottom feeding scumbags to get the views and the money, because they are pigs.

All this to say, maybe this is from the Princess Diana movie she was just in….you know to get people to watch it, it needs a titty fuck scene, something lesbians can probably pull off and not only if they work at the rub and tug, since lesbianism is a myth or a fetish that can be broken for the right cock or opportunity, just ask Amber Heard.

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2022

16

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am not a gypsy or some clairvoyant medium who speaks to the other side, or who predicts the future by reading reading my sperm through a microscope, the modern tea riding for a sluttier and more perverted times…..

I cannot see the future through the anus, despite it being the gateway to another realm, or to the soul.

But I do have logic, because that’s all this aspergers has given me, and with confidence, I can say that COVID ain’t over, we’re just in intermission, where they are planning and plotting their next phase of the operation, while giving us a sense of normalcy….

I hope I am wrong, but the idea of more pandemics is likely, since the people who plan them get rich as fuck because of them, while the rest of us end up in deep dark depressions, questioning the meaning of fucking life, our existence and why we bother.

It was a dark time, I won’t forget, at least not when they come back with ACT number 2 cuz they love the power..

So it’s a good thing these medical workers who found an escape or revenue stream through nudes online, you know the decompressing in a stressful, unknown virus, pandemic time….praised as heroes before defying the overlord vaccine pushers when realizing they didn’t need it, the one piece of evidence I needed to realize it wasn’t about public health but rather corporate interest and control…an abusive relationship…

So it’s a good thing they are keeping up the healthcare worker fetish, it’ll be back…and it’ll suck, but at least we’ll be used to jacking off to it.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

16

May

Sabrina Carpenter Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know why they are touring Sabrina Carpenter around as hard as they are, because I’ve seen her name pop up about a dozen times in the last 2 weeks, and prior to that, she was just some Disney Kid that perverts were into, so you’d see her content being pushed as smut, but you knew it was grown men who live alone but for whatever reason have a subscription to the Disney Channel, or did before they had the Disney App, which has movies with full male frontal….at least in Canada…..

Disney Gone Rogue with the times, because of course they did…this is the culture they helped cultivate over the last 50 years…

MEDIA IS INFLUENTIAL….

Anyway, the big head, big hair, small body, in a tight dress showing her Disney Casting couch training with what could be an upskirt, is no longer creepy to jerk off to, at least not in age, but probably in having her soul sold at a young age, which is a whole other kind of creepy, one that often comes with great crazy girl sex, so so get to it.

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2022

16

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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With all these baby haters who are projecting their own miserable existences on the lives of other women, or men who have uteri, because that’s how we’ve evolved as a species….focus on the glitches and make them out to b the norm…

So a group of people, totally conditioned to go out and protest for the right to abort babies inside them, when they still have the right to abort babies inside them, but that I guess they fear will be taken away from them, which they have decided is wrong….but killing babies inside them is not seen as wrong, or as a last ditch effort, but rather a casual thing to do on a tuesday…is just fucking weird.

What do they have against motherhood, why do they hate it so much, what’s the fucking problem with having milk filled tits, maximizing the titty capacity, while being a nutritious and delicious snack, some engorged good times..all in the name of keeping the species alive….

It’s pretty dark, but the natural function of tit, one that the made in the lab version that your Boy Microsoft Penis has invested in, for his vision of a dystopian future, where he’s fine at the top of the food chain he’s positioned himself, thanks to being raised by the head of planned parenthood….a family of pregancy haters, or fetus lovers, you decide, both are pretty demonic…and I don’t even like kids, or hate abortion as much as I probably should…but these peoeple are fucking creepy about it…the activists and the leaders….together fucking monsters….

So for that reason alone, I’m here looking at milky tits being used as smut, the way tits, even in their natural state should be used.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

16

May

Possessed Freaks Celebrating Baby Killing of the Day

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Dude, when I see the people who take the time to leave their houses to protest the right to kill a baby, I am reminded of how fucking twisted and weird a certain percentage of the population are. They seem like they are dialled into some mind control machine that makes them look and act this way, maybe it’s the anti-depressants, maybe its’ the chemicals in the food, but whatever they are, they are people I would never want to be around…..

Abortion or not, these people are fucking weird…which is probably their strategy, to remind you that maybe abortion isn’t a bad thing, because if done right, you’d hope to not end up with people like this, killed off before they end up like this….but maybe that’s more a case for legalizing murder….which I am sure is in the plan….first you start with fetus, then baby, then build from there…

To make this shit weirder…..the bloody pant girl is actually a trans….

This one is also a trans….screaming to keep the law out of their pussy….

Could you imagine spending your weekend going out and doing this kind of thing, instead of going to brunch, laying in the park reading a book and staring at slutty outfits, getting drunk at a BBQ, you know maybe going out into nature to fish, or to fucking stare at the lunar eclipse but instead you bring your body to scream about your man pussy….or baby killing…. and all the people doing it are the most disgusting people..

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2022

16

May

Beach Masturbating of the Day

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I typically save the masturation or “Porno” content for the NEVER visited STEPSMUT site. I don’t blame you for not visiting it, there’s porn everywhere and the name really isn’t that solid, I could have called it AMATEUR PORN DOT COM or something more clever like “Everyone is a Whore dot Com”…..but this isn’t about me..

This is about a horny society, of people who are either exhibitionists or voyeurs, coming together in a society that wasn’t necessarily designed for all the SEX, but that we as a people are adapting to, since we can basically jerk off anywhere.

Now, I’ve never had the opportunity to be on a beach where a woman either doesn’t care that people are watching, wants people watching, or is half asleep and medicated and can’t contain her pussy, knowing she needs to scratch that itch to stop it from poking and proding at her as it demands a release…like a retard in a swim class….since we’re all basically becoming more and more retarded….

But I do wish I had the opportunity to be anywhere that a lady I don’t know is masturabating regardless of me watching her, because it’s part of the orgasm.

This keeps me wishful thinking that we’re entering a summer of champions…I will be scouring local parks night and day until seeing one of these ladies in action in real life….because internet isn’t real life…but this video seems to be captured from someone’s real life…unless it is CGI or the masturbating bitch on the beach AUGMENTED REALITY filter….POKEMON GO, I can actually appreciate.

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