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2008

15

Jul

Davina Taylor is Topless and Tanning of the Day

I am a huge Davina Taylor fan and have been one for as long as I can remember, which is about 3 minutes. Not only is she a slut who starred on the UK Soap Hollyoaks, but she’s also the daughter of one of the richest men in the UK, she married David Beckham’s best soccer playing friend, and had a drug problem that let her to cocaine fueled sex orgies with Kate Moss and Sadie Frost and rehab and now topless tanning, something all rich girls should do once a week and send me pictures of because it reminds me of all the ways I went wrong in my life. Like watching porn until 8 am last night because I didn’t want to go to bed with my wife and had nothing better to do, unable to get hard because of the broken penis and being pretty desensitized to everything thus unable to jerk off taking away from the whole point of watching porn, and deciding to write this site instead of going to sleep making me really fucking tired right now.

Posted in:Davina Taylor|Tanning|Topless

2008

15

Jul

Haylie Duff Exclusive Pics…Unfortunately…of the Day

No, despite the quality, these pictures aren’t proof that Big Foot exists and was spotted on a movie set, but they are close. They are Haylie Duff shooting in Michigan and were sent in by a reader.

I’ve been constantly bothered by paparazzi agencies the last 2 years. I can’t afford to license their pictures because I dont make money and this shit is totally outrageously priced, so I called out to readers to send in their exclusive celebrity pictures, shit doesn’t have to be recent or newsworthy, it just needs to be something I am allowed to post so that I don’t get sued and some dude from Michigan pulled through, or at least pulled through the best he could.

The surprising thing in all this is that Haylie Duff is in Michigan filming a movie, not the fact that a dude could get close enough to snap these pics of her. Haylie is so irrelevant and lost in her sister’s shadow not to mention the shadow of pretty much 80 percent of the population that is more attracctive than her that you’d think she’d jump anyone with a camera and ask them to marry her loney self because no one loves her and the fact that he took the time to shoot off some pics, is the closest thing to love she’s felt in the last 10 years.

I guess she hasn’t quite realized how useless and ugly she is yet, and hasn’t come to terms with her inadequacies as a woman, and still has hopes and dreams and an ego, but I’ll be happy when the delusions subside and reality hits her hard enough to produce anything to stand out from the crowd, like produce some pictures of herself masturbating or some shit, not that I really want to see what her vagina looks like, because it is probably as ratty lookin’ as her.

Either way, these pictures prove that she has the ability to not only be ugly in life, but also to be ugly in Michigan, but in all fairness, maybe she’s a really nice person, but I doubt it.

Posted in:Exclusive|Haylie Duff|Mini Skirt

2008

15

Jul

Denise Richards Chases the Paparazzi When Topless of the Day

I know I am a couple of days late on this shit, but I am sure it hardly matters because I am hoping this isn’t a show you really stay on top of, but I think that’s giving you too much credit and forgetting the fact that you are an obsessive weirdo who can’t let go of the past and who still think Denise Richards is the hottest piece to ever to walk the earth.

I guess she still relies on sex appeal shit to get her paid, like some kind of prostitute, beause her show seems to always revolve around her running around naked, talking about being naked or like the clip above tanning topless and chasing paparazzi but this shit is so fucking staged that I feel like I am watching an episode of the Hills and knowing that paparazzi is actually a paid actor and not actually a second rate illegal immigrant who climbs trees, it ruins the potential of this clip, but not as much as the censor blur the network put over her tits. It makes me feel like a 12 year old getting my stolen porn ripped out from under my mattress by my local minister trying to guilt me into not jerking off and into hating women so that I go back to his quarters and suck him off or some shit.

If they wanted any fucking viewers of this shit, they would have realized that anyone depressed enough to watch the Denise Richard’s show, would be perverted dudes hoping to see her naked again, because in their mind, they are married her in 1994 only she doesn’t know it yet, but will appreciate their committment when she finally does meet them and hears stories of how they haven’t been with any other women in the last 14 years because their hearts belong to her. I guess it’s time for a bit of a reality check, because even she knows she isn’t what she used to be and here’s some more video of her whining about being fat to prove it and to mock any acutal fat chick who would die for her body that they are really really fatter and more disgusting than they thought before seeing this cunt.

BONUS – DENISE RICHARDS WEIGHS HERSELF NUDE AND THINKS SHE’S FAT

BONUS – DENISE RICHARDS TRIES ON BIKINIS AND THINKS SHE’S FAT

BONUS – DENISE RICHARDS TRIES ON BIKINI AND THINKS SHE’S FAT

Posted in:Denise Richards|Topless|TV Show

2008

15

Jul

Lisa Rinna’s Got Some Hot Fake Everything of the Day

Lisa Rinna likes plastic surgery more than most people and she still looks like a fucking monster to me, but seeing her tits busting out of her low cut top is enough to make me stare. Not necessarily the same kind of staring I do on the daily when girls in their summer dresses walk by me, or the kind of staring I got caught doing at some college after party I managed to crash a few months ago, that lead me to hiding in the bathroom closet watching girls roll through to pee, use coke, get busy with radoms and whatever else went on before I passed out and was found by some frat boy who tried playing the hero by getting rough with me before I sold him on the idea of putting a video camera where I was hiding because it would be good content, but more the kind of staring that happens everytime I see a retarded person limping around confused at the busy grocery story trying to use 4 year old coupons while buying their 3 bottles of coke with one hand down their shit stained inside-out pants, which has happened more than once.

Lisa Rinna is not necessarily a good thing, but is kinda entertaining when no one’s around to judge you or your freaky fetishes, like the week I spent practicing infantilism in the privacy of my own home. I was just trying to relive a childhood I never had, but quickly changed my tune when I realized there was no one there to change my diaper and I was starting to get a rash, making the whole thing pretty humilating.

Posted in:Lisa Rinna|Nipples|Plastic Surgery|Tits

2008

15

Jul

A-Rod Gets Taunted by Canadians of the Day

This A-Rod scandal is retarded and I really don’t give a fuck about it, possibly because I don’t care about baseball, it’s the American National sport, not the lazy drunk self-haters sport, which is drinking myself into a stupor in a way that doesn’t really allow me to focus on a game on TV, but instead on trying to pee into the toilet bowl and not all over the floor, not that that kind of thing really matters in my shithole apartment, the other day there was a shit smeared handprint on my bathroom wall, because that’s just the kind of ghetto I am living. I also don’t give a fuck about Madonna or her muscles, or the fact that the newscaster gives his opinion on handsome men with lots of money being a real catch and how they should not get married because they have women everywhere tempting them to stray. By the sounds of it, this newscaster probably wishes A-Rod would measure his dick with his mouth, but unfortunately his dick has nothing on Madonna’s.

I guess what it comes down to is that I do think when Canadians band together for their team by harassing some cheating baseball player using his volunerable spot in hopes he will fuck up, it is a pretty obvious thing to do, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s kinda funny.

Posted in:A-Rod|Madonna

2008

15

Jul

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day

I realize why Hulk Hogan wants to fuck his daughter and that’s just because no one else will. He’s just being a caring dad who can’t accept that he produced something so fucking ugly but still wants the best for his baby and doesn’t want her self-esteem to dwindle into suicidal rage, so he gives her the normal male attention a girl needs.

He realizes that no dudes ever call his girl back after they have their way with her while drunk and the family try to rationalize it by blaming it on the fear of getting confronted by her overbearing, wrestling dad and they aren’t man enough to take him own in the backyard wrestling ring for her hand in marriage or some weird ritualistic shit that goes down in the trailer parks of Tampa Bay. But that’s just what they want to believe. The truth is the first dude who comes along and sticks with this bitch after sticking it to her will get to go on a shopping spree with the Hulkster and get all the crazy pants his heart desires, making her dowry something equally as trashy as her, but the sad truth is that I’ve fucked ugly chicks for less return.

She’s big, has a broken down chevy of a face, the kind you find in the backyard acting a place for illegitimate kids to play and a pick up truck body to match. She has no real talent or future, just an inheritance, which is good enough for me, but doesn’t take away from the fact that she has no ass at all, her legs kinda just mutate into her very broad back. Even after taking the same path of many inadequate girls that only a daddy would love and getting a pair of fake tits to compensate, she’s even gone so far as to get in shape and lose the fat she was hiding behind all her life only to find out that she is still a waste of time for annyone with any dignity. For the record, I have no dignity.

I am not sure if she’s the header picture of the girl in the white bikini, because I am not even sure if that’s a girl or just Hulk Hogan incognito, but I had to post it mainly out of fear but also to help you come to terms with your homosexuality in babysteps.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini Pictures|Brooke Hogan|Tits

2008

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My quest for sobriety has come taken a small detour and I blame the bottle of vodka I just finished. I was asked by someone the other night at 4 am, how I manage to write blogs while wasted when they have a hard enough time just checking myspace/facebook, I asked them if they’ve ever read my site, because I haven’t, but assume it’s some pretty messy shit to struggle through, part of the reason I have 5 readers.

I guess the more you drink the less you care when I get back on my sobriety kick, in the next 6-8 years, maybe I’ll be amazed with how much I’ve done drunk in my life, like driving my neighbor’s car to the local park to pretend to masturbate hoping to get caught so that I don’t have to go back home to my shitty life and can enjoy free livin’ in prison.

Either way


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Now here are my links and they are all amazing, so watch out.

Your Monday Slut Fix
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Can’t A Bitch Enter A Peen Sucking Contest Without Getting Arrested?!
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Extreme Duck Hunt
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God Damn Alyssa Milano is Fine
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More Paris Hilton Pregnacy Rumors…Disgusting…
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Sandy Moelling Panty Upskirt In Concert
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Is Anyone as Excited for Dark Night As I Am?
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Which Drunk Tits do you Choose…
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The Best in Celebrity Nipple Slips
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Jessica Simpson Spreads Her Legs Open for You
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The 10 Greatest Wardrobe Malfunctions of All Time
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Big Tits Talking
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The Ten Hottest French Women Of All Time
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The History of Nereida, Ronaldo’s Recently Dumped Hot, Topless Girlfriend
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Rube Goldberg Cocktail Creator
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Kathy Lee Ruins the Best Invention Ever, Because She is Disgusting
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Kelly Brooke in Latex
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Wanna Be Shaq Wants to Jump Over an Escalade
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Some Squared Jawed Actress and her Nice Round TIts
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Melanie Brown and Her Brown Baby TIts…
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Phoebe Prices Mom Is Her Only Fan Because She Has No Choice
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Ashley Tisdale Kind of Looks Like a Hot Secretary and Except for the Hot Part….
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Jay-Z Ordered Watermelon Shaped Breasts for Obvious Reasons
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Some Vagina Wax Ad
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Things That Must Die
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Salma Hayek And Her Big Tits and the Thing That Sucks Them
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Angelina Jolie’s Lawyers Bought Her Kids Some URLs
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Her Name is Jennifer Korbin and You Will Want to Fuck Her
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Are you “THAT” Guy?
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Extreme Makeover Homeless Edition
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Nasty Army Dyke
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Some Chick, Her Tits and A Vagina
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The Greatest Office Prank EVER!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Will It Blend? – The iPhone 3G
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It’s All in a Days Work for This Drunken Soccer Ref
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Skateboarder Smackdown
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Abby Winters Backstage Fun
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Carli Banks Follow the Arrow
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I Decide Whether This Bitch is Hot or Not, But she’s Showing Her Meat, So Whatever
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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Horny Brunette Angelica Heart
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Asian Girl BEatdown
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Sexy Sandy Summers
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Celebrity Bar Fight!!!
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Janice Dickinson Is an Angel from Heaven
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If You Can’t Beat Em, Join Em!
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CSI: Scooby Doo
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Khloe Kardashian is Going to Jail
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Bullet Stopped By Teens Braces
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Korean Baseball Brawl
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Ana Ivanovic Looking Hot In French FHM Magazine
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Los Angeles Hot Slut of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

14

Jul

Jessica Simpson in a Swimsuit on a Yacht of the Day

Jessica Simpson was out on a boat in a one piece swimsuit keeping it classy, like she was Jackie O or some shit, which is pretty unexpected considering Jessica Simpson’s from Texas and the only thing classy there is the 5th grade, it’s the class everyone completes before dropping out to join the Rodeo.

I am not all that jealous of Jessica Simpson’s leisure time or her semi-retirement, that she spends trying to lasso her football hero down, because I was invited to go to the beach with my friend this weekend. I showed up because he had cocaine and booze waiting for me and promises of topless bitches, but when I got there, I saw that the topless girls he was talking about were 12 years old.

Either way, everyone is freaking out about the fact that she’s not in a bikini, which is stupid, because girls rock one piece bathing suits for a reason, and that reason is ususally to hide something unflattering or offensive. It’s kinda the same reason why self respecting, insecure fat chicks go to the waterpark in a t-shirt and Jessica is obviously doin us a favor. The sad truth is that she’s no spring chicken anymore and her eager to get pregnant uterus is probably so hungry that this was the most fashionable things hee could find to keep it strapped down.

Bonus – Jessica Simpson has a Barely There Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|swimsuit|Yacht

2008

14

Jul

Ashley Dupre’s Got a Sex Tape of the Day


The goverenor’s favorite escort has a sex tape or something that could be a sex tape but all they’ve released are clips of her rubbin’ one out. If you’ve always wondered what high class escort vagina looks like, because you’ve been paying for table scrap hookers, who don’t hide the fact that they suck dick for money by labeling themselves high class, when there’s nothing high class about whoring yourself out.

Either way, here’s your chance to check her out at a price you can afford and after seeing this, I know I’d be feeling some serious buyer’s remorse if I was the govenor and I’d refund like the time I hired a whore to suck me off bareback and after getting the money threw a condom on, which didn’t work for me and led to a serious fight with some crackhead I assume was her pimp. I ended up pistol whipped and broken nosed, and her price was already good to begin with, none of this Dupre highway robbery.

Truth is that I can find local pornstars who are hotter than this and who would fuck you on camera for a fraction of her price and even some street whores who willing to get the job done $5, but here’s some of the most inflated priced pussy around for free and you can’t complain when it don’t cost a thing.


Watch the Masturbation Clip Here

Posted in:Ashley Dupre|Sex Tape

2008

14

Jul

Brooke Hogan Performs at Mansion in Miami of the Day

I guess Brooke Hogan’s pop career didn’t really take off the way she wanted it to, because this past weekend she was booked to perform Mansion, a nightclub in Miami that is probably not too far from her house. It’s kinda like the time your friend who wanted to start a band got his big break playing the local highschool’s dance. I guess the only positive thing about all this is that she’s wearing lingerie to distract us from her shitty singing, like she was a Pussycat Doll and I am all for girls embracing their innerslut and turning it on as a desperate attempt to get ahead.

Here are some pics of her in Miami before her big show…

Here are some pics of her muscular legs from last week….

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Legs|Lingerie|Performs