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2008

14

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Slut in GQ of the Day

Since I recently started hating Montreal Moroccan Jew’s because they tried to rip me off and banned me from their hair salon, I have trouble posting this shit because I know this whore probably knows that Moroccan Jew I dealt with the other day since he’s about the same age and her and all these motherfuckers stick together in their sleazy, conning African Dessert peddler ways. It’s like they all go to the same schools, they all go to the same temple and they all know each other’s business like all minority groups, but then I realized that she moved from this shitty city when she was 2 and that’s probably part of the reason she’s famous now and not ripping off young girls for dyeing her hair like the fucking poofter I had an altercation with last week.

The truth is that she doesn’t look like a typical troll of a droopy faced Jewish girl and has got it goin’ on, so I guess that over-rides our cultural differences. Here she is in GQ.

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Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|GQ

2008

14

May

Lily Allen Topless in France of the Day

Seeing Lily Allen running around in France topless reminds me of the time this chick I knew who had a double mastectomy applied for a job as a stripper at the strip club, only she was doing it out of some post breast cancer political statement and was hard on cash and figured she could sue them for not hiring her as some discrimination against her amputated tits, and not because there are perverts out there who get off to all kinds of things. I was supportive but I was pretty sure she’d land the job since she had a slammin’ fuckin’ body and thought people would pay to fondle her amputated tits just to get closer to that ass.

The reason Lily Allen reminds me of that girl, is because she doesn’t really have tits, despite being a fat troll of a slut, but I guess that happens all the time. At least this pictures bring hope that Lily Allen is plunging to her death in hopes of meeting up with her miscarriage baby in heaven because she’s been having a hard time living without it in her stomach. The guilt of smoking and drinking while pregnant is just too much for her to keep on living….


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Posted in:Lily Allen|Topless

2008

13

May

stepLinks of the Day

The photo agencies are still on my ass harder than ever, something happened that put me on their radar, so it looks like I’ll be posting links to images I find off the internet instead of hosting my own pictures, that way they can’t bust my ass for hosting their shit that I don’t know is their shit because they aren’t organized in their businesses and release that shit to the public just to spend their days chasing down every site that posts them.
My theory is that it fits in with the whole Fair Use restrictions and it’s like embedding a Youtube video and these fuckers can go after those image hosts instead of after me because I just can’t afford to pay their insane prices for pictures of celebrities and I can’t afford a lawsuit so technically I won’t be hosting the shit, thus not breaking any laws….
I know you fucker’s aren’t interested in my strategy but that’s what took me all day to figure out today instead of posting….I am not good at multi-tasking like that except if that multi-tasking involves drinking my beer while taking a piss.
Here are my links….


Miley Cyrus Does a Milk Ad and Billy Ray’s Masturbation Just Got a Whole Lot Better
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Watch Some Hot Slut Taking a Bath….
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Booze Makes Them Flirt and Thats All Right With Me
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Minka Kelly is Too Hot For You to Fuck – But Just Hot Enough FOr You To Jerk Off to…
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Say Hello to this Slut Emily
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Ashlee Simpson is Getting Married This Weekend
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Double Upskirts, From Famous Bitches I Don’t Know….
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Top 10 Hot Oil Wrestling Videos
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International Beauty, 30 countries, 30 women
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Harry Shearer From the Simpson’s Got an Anti-Bush Music Video
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And While You’re at It, Check Out Christy Mendenhall
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LADIES!! Deal with Your Gag Reflex and Avoid Choking During Oral
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Montreal Whores Partying it Up
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Web Cam Sluts, Because Tuesday is as Good a Day For Sluts as Any
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Some News Bitch Drops the F-Bomb on Air, and It’s Actually Pretty Funny
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Lindsay Lohan Gave Sam Ronson…Her Lesbian Cock…A Hicky in France
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Jessica Alba Dressed Up as Charlie Chaplin?
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Too Much Cock?? The Video….
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Stop Complaining About Being a Virgin and DO SOMETHING About It
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TWINS!!TWINS!!TWINS!!TWINS!!
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Yamila Rahi Almost makes my Cock Hard. Almost
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Beyonce – Pregnant, or Just Fat, Like Usual?
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If Jewrdan Bratman Can End Up With X-Tina, There is Hope For You…At Least You Can Tell Yourself That….
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Victoria Beckham and Her Legs Go Somewhere
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Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Keep Holding On and Don’t Ever Let Go
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Find the Best Porn Online
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3 Sluts and Their Kodak Camera is Pretty Good Times…
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Remy Ma is Having a Bad Day
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Bikini Babe Oil Wrestling
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Carli and Andi Enjoy the Spring Together
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Charlize Theron Has the Mouth of a Sailor and is My Kind of Women
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Masturbation at the Ballpark
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More Hot Real Girls
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The Lovely Heather
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Two Drunk Chicks Do Naked Sky Diving
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Denise Milani and Her Huge Tits Get Naked
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In Case You Wondered What Having Sex With William Shatner Was Like….
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Miss Hawaiian Tropics Bikini Pics 2008
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Tracy Helfer is Tasty
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And I’ll Also Take On Some Naomi Millbank SLut
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Weirdest Genital Ad of All Time
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Top 10 Bea Arthur Moments….
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Here is an Exclusive Interview With Jayde Nicole – Playboy’s Playmate of the Year
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Some Hot Chick From Entourage and Her Hot TIts
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Niagra University Women’s Basketball Player Fully Naked and Spreading
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Heyman Hustle Talks To Some Guns N’ Roses Hot Wife….Susan Holmes….
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This is What Happens When You Hang With Amy Winehouse…
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

13

May

From the Forum of the Day

The action goin’ on in the forum is pretty fuckin’ insane, hot girls are getting naked, guys are poppin’ bottles to impress the girls who are getting naked in hopes of landing a date and most importantly good shit is being posted, and here’s some posts you will probably like….

———Music———

Cat Power – Live Performances, B-Sides and Rarities
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Tricky – Blowback
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NAS – God’s Son
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Fourplay – X
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Interpol – Precipitate EP
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Groove Collective
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Annie Lennox – Medusa
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Husker Du – Flip Your Wig
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Akon – Konvicted
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Foals – Hummer
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Cat Power – Dear Sir
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Alicia Keys – Unplugged
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Juliana Hatfield – Made In China
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No Means No – One
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Timbaland and Magoo – Indecent Proposal
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Cirqu du Soleil – O
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R.Kelly — TP-2.com
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John Lennon & Yoko Ono – Sometime In New York City
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Barry White Greatest Hits
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This Mortal Coil – It’ll End in Tears
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Mary J. Blige – No More Drama
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Tori Amos – Scarlet’s Walk
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XTC – Upsy Daisy Assortment
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About a Boy OST
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Out Cold OST
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6 Feet under Music From the Show
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———Celebs———

Paris Hilton in Black Leather Dress @ Club Villa
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Elisha Cuthbert
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Eva Longoria…Wet
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Britney Spears – Herb Ritts Photoshoot
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Eva Mandez in Fishnets
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Amy Winehouse bums Cigs While in Traffic
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Heidi Klum almost Naked in Esquire
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Torrie Wilson in Muscle Mag
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———Porn———

The Express Train – Feeling Herself
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Amatuers With Nice Tittays
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Ass Suffing
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Young With Boobs
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———E-books———

The GL Diet for Dummies
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———Software———

Sony Vegas 8
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FBI Faces
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Pride 28 MMA Fighting
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Hunter S. Thompson 9/11 Interview
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———Random Joke———

Woman in a Coma
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———video———

NSFW Preggers Video
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

13

May

Miley Cyrus Rocks The Mic Like a Slut of the Day

I know some of you sick fucks have have some kind of fantasy of slamming Miley Cyrus because she’s an underage slut on Disney who makes a ton of fuckin’ money and that gets you off because you always had a thing for all things Disney like the poor lonely woman down the hall from me who started collecting everything and anything with Mickey Mouse on it after her husband died. It’s a little fuckin’ weird sickness but not as weird as Miley Cyrus’ busted up face.

I think the real reason you should want to get in her pants is to prove that her wholesome Disney Christian life is bullshit because she’s one of those sluts who tries to pretend she’s all for God all while her boyfriend’s dick is in her wholesome Christian ass because anal retains virginity or some shit and God likes Virgins.

The other reason you should want to get into her pants is the excitement that comes with an inexperienced mouth when that inexperienced mouth should be deemed an illegal weapon as shards of teeth come at you from every angle. It’s like playing some kind of videogame only more exciting cuz shit’s real life and has some serious consequences. Unfortunately that Miley Cyrus mouth isn’t all that inexperienced as one would hope in trying to sacrifice their penis by letting her suck it, because it is the tool that got her to this level of success in the first place.

The point of this post, is to say that you shouldn’t want to have sex with Miley Cyrus at all, she’s only 15 and more importantly she’s fuckin’ ugly. So let her be a slut amongst executives at Disney and boys her own age, it won’t be long before she’s getting naked legally.

Posted in:Blowjob|Miley Cyrus

2008

13

May

Zippora Seven – New Zealand Teen Model Topless Scandal of the Day

So this girl is a new model in New Zealand and she recently landed a spread in some fashion magazine called Russh Australia and she gets topless in the shoot. The only problem is that she is 16 years old and shit is stirring up a less publicized scandal than the Miley Cyrus shit because despite being substantially hotter than Disney’s wonky mouthed troll, she’s just not as famous.

This girl is not only the kind of 16 year old I would befriend in order to get in good with her and win her trust over so that on her 18th birthday after she’s had too much to drink I get to bed her, she’s also a 16 year old who doesn’t look like a typical 16 year old who is out selling girl guide cookies or doing whatever the fuck normal 16 year old girls do.

The point is that models have always been recruited when they are 14 and in being recruited at 14 they always end up on the runway in revealing clothes you wouldn’t want your 14 year old daughter wearing. I am talking sheer tops or loose fitting shit that lead to nipple slips, or even completely topless, but for some reason in the context of fashion it’s considered ok, but in the context of internet porn, it’s considered illegal and will get you locked the fuck up for many years.

I am sure that this isn’t the first time a magazine prints topless pictures of a model who isn’t 18, and for some reason don’t get shut the fuck down and locked the fuck up, but I guess it’s the hypocrisy of packaging something as art or documentary instead of explicitly making something about sex.

The point is that I am a nudist at heart, I just don’t like walking around naked because I am fat and have a small penis, but completely understand and appreciate nudity and think that this stigma or age-limit on topless pics or the over sexualization of a breast is some twisted conservative shit that leads to a nation of rapists and repressed chronic masturbators, it’s not like this bitch is doing porn. If you go to Europe, 16 year old girls are all running around topless on the beach like it ain’t a thing, because it ain’t a fuckin’ thing. Who the fuck cares, they are just tits.

I am not saying that it’s okay for 16 year olds to be sexualized or even naked, because it is illegal, I am just saying it’s not a big fuckin’ deal when they look like this chick because there are some 16 year olds who have it more together than some 18 or 20 year olds out there and I’m talkin both in maturity and in appearance and this girl is about 100 times less offensive than that slut Miley Cyrus.

I guess my opinion doesn’t matter and here are some of the pics for the shoot from that magazine that is being investigated and I guess all this is a great way to launch her career and make her a publicly known.


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The FBI Read this Site So I Am Not About to Post a 16 Year Old Topless, Even IF Shit’s Published in a Magazine and for the Sake of High Fashion…I Am Not Going to Give Them Something To Arrest My Ass With, So If You Wanna See Some Grainy Pics of Her PhotoShoot……
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To Check Out Some More Pics Zippora Seven Has Been In…
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Here’s an Article on the Scandal
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

13

May

Billie Piper Period Bloat of the Day

The craziest thing about Billie Piper, other than no one knowing who the fuck she is, is that she’s 25 and everytime I see her she looks like she’s in her 40s and I blame that on retiring from her popstar career when she was 18 and decided to get married to an old dude instead of doing the Tara Reid party slut college girl thing. She grew up before her time and now she’s either bloated from her period and dressing sexy because girls always get slutty before they bleed, or maybe she’s finally pregnant and is out there satisfying a pregnancy craving but I like to think she’s just getting fat from eating to much on her way to buy more food to continue getting fat without realizing she’s fat and holdin’ onto the dream of being the hottest bitch in the world by rockin’ a mini-skirt that has all spilled over from when she was 17 and actually relevant in the UK, which isn’t saying much. I guess none of that matters, the real issue is why the fuck I am bothering posting this shit.


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Billie Piper Topless on the Beach

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

13

May

Kim Kardashian Gets Her Cellulite Removed of the Day

These videos are always hit or miss, sometimes they work and sometimes they crash my website, but I figured this one was worth posting because it’s from the Kardashian show and its Kim getting her Laser Treatment that she’s coincidentally a spokesperson for. It’s like this whore will do anything for an easy dollar, she’d probably even fuck a black dude on video if the opportunity came around and if it meant gettin’ paid. She’s got some kind of lifestyle that she’s trying to keep up, like this dude I saw on Cold Case Files who took out life insurance on 2 sets of wives after staging “accidental” deaths to cash out that shit. Makin’ easy money was his priority and didn’t mind how the fuck he did it. It was pretty sick but not quite as sick as Kardashian talking about how the cellulite machine feels like someone is suckin’ her thigh and makin’ faces like she’s cumming while her sisters watch compelled and uncomfortable because even family knows that no one wants to see her fat ass getting fondled by a machine. I guess the highlight of the

Posted in:Cellulite|Kim Kardashian|Panties

2008

13

May

Britney Spears Scratching Her Pregnant Ass of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I was walking home drunk around 4 am the other day and the cops decided to come hassle me. As I was talking to them trying to avoid getting arrested by telling them I am just walking home and that I don’t want trouble and shit, this crackhead black chick who was clearly pregnant and completely fucked out of her tree on whatever the fuck drugs she was on rides her bike by us, if you can call what she was doing riding a bike, it was more like swerving in and out of traffic on some kind of death ride like a drunken, drugged up pregnant chick on a bike would ride a bike. As soon as she sees the fuckin’ cops and me she panics, drops the bike and runs in the opposite direction. I try to tell the cops that I think they are wasting their time with me because this chick is obviously on drugs, obviously stole that bike and is ditching it and is obviously up to no fuckin’ good because she saw cops and is fleeing but instead of letting innocent me go home to check out the criminal, they ended up getting mad at me for trying to videotape the bitch and for telling them how to do their job and gave me some public drunkeness ticket. It’s like when I see cops giving out speeding tickets to people going 50 in a school zone, while there are people making meth in their basements to sell to those kids. It’s nice to see the pigs have their priorities straight.

Speaking of priorities, it looks like Britney’s are completely set striaght, because I know how a bad wipe or hemorrhoids can takeover someone’s life. I live with an obese woman and scratching her ass seems to be something she does more than eating bags of chips with her unwashed asshole smelling fingers. It’s pretty gross when my wife does it, but I think it’s hot when Britney does it because she’ may look like ghetto trash but she’s rich and that means her shit is more valuable than my wife’s poverty shit and you can probably smell that difference in their stained week old panties.

I had to Take the Images Down By X17 – But They Have Them Posted on Their Site So You Can Just Check Them Out There
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Posted in:Britney Spears|Pregnant|Scratching Ass

2008

13

May

Tara Reid Rockin’ Out on the Bikini Because It’s All She Does of the Day

It turns out that even party sluts need a break every once in a while, you know sometimes they just want to put the binge drinking, late night coke parties, random hook ups, dancing on the bar in a bikini top like an eternal spring break party on the back burner to feel like a normal person. They usually do this by settling down with some random guy they met in the club and it lasts for about a week, until she realizes how fuckin’ boring relationships are and she ends up sneaking out when dude is asleep and goes back to her party slut ways.

The good news is that in the meantime, Tara Reid is settling down by getting in a bikini on the beach with the dude she’s using to feel like a normal 35 year old, because bitch’s body looks pretty fuckin’ banging and drunk or not, I’m down with staring at it.


See More High Res Pics of Tara Reid in Her Bikini in the Forum
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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Tara Reid