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2008

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the bar the other night and this dude beside me wouldn’t stop talking about how many girls he’s banged. He went on and on about threesomes and orgies and fuckin’ multiple chicks in a day like he was some modern day Don Juan or some shit. His name was Ben Kinzel and every time I told him that I knew he was full of shit and that I’d be surprised if he’s actually had sex with a girl, he would just deny my accusations and go on with another story about how much of a lady’s man he is. When I got home I found this picture of him in a Tron costume and now I have the last laugh.

Speaking of fucking lots of girls – this is an email I got about the pheromone’s I’ve been pluggin on the site for the last 2 years that haters keep hating on…

Yo Bro – that Pheromone shit is off the fuckin chain like a space shuttle full of Aliens, ya’ dig. It works like a Charm so thanks 4 the hook up. Peace.

If you want to get yourself some
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And Here are my links….

The Miss LAX Bikini Contest
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Lohan Crying Over Samantha Ronson in Hollywood Bar
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Penthouse Pet Bella Star
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Some Big Tits in Lingerie Review Some Movie Like a Dumb Cunt With Big Tits Would
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Hayden Panettiere is a Lesbian
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The 50 Hottest Women of Sports:
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Jade Jagger in a No Panty Upskirt
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Alyssa Nobriga is a Slut Showing Off
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Lohan Dressed Like a Hooker in Stockings on the Street Corner Cuz I Love Her…
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A Good Angelina Jolie Photoshoot from Before She Became Obsessed with AIDS Babies
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The Big Breasted Texan Who Wants Bigger Breasts Hits Up LA
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Have Sex Effectively While Your Parents are Home, Because I Know You Haven’t Left Mommies Next Yet
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Web Cam Sluts to Keep Your Hands Busy for a Day or Two
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This Dude Can Backflip into His Pants.
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Mom’s Play Along With Their Sons on a Good Prank
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Theresa Moore is a Slut in Lingerie
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Carmen Electra Gives You Some Sex Tips
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Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor are Coming Back to 90210!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rachel Bilson on Mother’s Day
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Topless Beach Shots that Make Me Want these Chicks and Hate My Life
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Norma Stitz Has Some Enormous Tits
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Erica Strips Down to on the Beach
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Hot Teacher Fired for Hotness
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New Trailer for the X-Files Movie
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Extreme Pussy Makeover
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JIGGLE IT!!
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Hilary Duff Takes Her Legs Shopping
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Here’s a Video of Rapper Jadakiss Smoking a Joint
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Top 10 Funniest Moments in Star Wars History
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Some Italian Politician was a Sexy Calendar Model
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Candice Michelle Wet T-Shirt Pictures
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Some Bikini Contest That Brought Implants to the Parking Lot
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Here are the weirdest Bacon Products My Wife Can’t Get Enough Of…
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This is a Tribute to Celebrity Shop Lifters
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Bill O’Reilly Losing His Temper on an Old Inside Edition is Hysterical
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Don’t Throw Paperclips At Your Co-Worker Video
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Some Crazy Shark Surfing Video from Last Week
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Pictures of Retarded Breast Implants
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Molly Sims Enters Cougardom
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This Chick Shoots a Bottle Rocket Out of Her Ass
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Some Hot Subway Flasher
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Suge Knight Got Into a Bar Brawl Cuz He’s Gangster
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Some LSD Documentary – Because Acid Changes Lives….
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Slutty Prom Dress Leads to Police Intervention
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Aria Giovanni Goodness For You Aria Giovanni Fans….
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Alec Baldwin Goes on 60 Minutes; Hates Children
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl Shows Some Tit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

12

May

Heidi Klum is Rockin’ Out in a Bikini of the Day

I was served by the hottest lookin girl I had ever seen at a store today. Her face was flawless and I was wondering why she was working such a shitty job when she probably had the potential of making a hell of a lot more money if she just used her looks to get ahead. I was tempted to tell her how hot she was and how she should be doing something better than an 8 dollar an hour gig because I know way uglier chicks than her making 50,000 dollars a month just getting naked and doing lesbian shit online, but I wasn’t in the mood to socialize because I am socially awkward and always seem to say the wrong thing. Like this weekend, when I told a girl she was haggard in efforts to make her laugh before realizing that girls don’t find being called haggard all that funny. Anyway, this seemingly hot chick moved away from the counter she was hiding from and from the tits down she was obese. I am not talking a little obese like a girl who just needs to jog for a couple of months, I am talking fat camp obese and I took my food and walked away confused at what my brain just went through because this girl went from being smokin’ hot to being scary and fat in a matter of seconds and I just don’t have the capacity to process that shit fast enough.

Here are some pictures of Heidi Klum on the beach in a bikini which isn’t anything abnormal since we’ve seen her half naked over the course of her career, but I guess it’s safe to say that despite still being hot, she’s not where she used to be and I can only blame Seal for ruining her in more ways than just her post pregnancy body, if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Klum

2008

12

May

Elisha Cuthbert is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Elisha Cuthbert is still on the beach, but then again these pictures could be a couple of days old – I am not entirely on the ball when it comes to this shit. I have a few issues with the site, mainly that I could be getting sued for the use of copyrighted images despite taking down the images within 24 hours of receiving notice of who the pictures actually belong to because when I post them I have no idea who took them. I know this shit is repetitive and I am trying to figure out how to work around it, but there really is no way and as bigger corporations make their way onto the internet, running personal sites like this and running commentary on shit I find online is becoming harder to do. I don’t know what the future of the site is but I wanted to let you know that a lawsuit could be hitting soon and it’s kinda putting a damper on my day, kinda like how you feel after seeing your celebrity girlfriend who you thought you had a chance with because she’s not all that famous out in Hawaii with a richer more successful and famous dude than you, because you can be pretty sure if they are on a resort together, they are definitely havin sex with each other.

Posted in:Bikini|Elisha Cuthbert

2008

12

May

Christina Ricci Likes Chocolate Milk of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I guess Christina Ricci is pregnant, or maybe she’s just getting her period, or she could just like chocolate milk because she went out to the store specifically for that shit and it reminds me of days I have to take a shit and realize that we are out of toilet paper we steal from the local gas station’s bathroom, and I can’t seem to find any free flyers or newspaper, because let’s face it, when I am in the mood to shit I am not too concerned about the softness on my asshole, and all the old t-shirts and socks lying around are needed to wear out in public because people aren’t entirely accepting of a fat topless man yet so they can’t afford to be used to wipe my ass, I go run to the store to buy a single roll as a last resort and it is usually the only thing I am buying, but I sometimes try to make it less obvious by buying a pack of gum because I know the entire time the clerk knows that I am there with shit pokin’ out of my ass and about to explode all over myself and despite being a pig, I am still shy about shitting.

Either way, I like chocolate milk too, it’s kinda my comfort food of choice, except I like to spike that shit with vodka, so I get where Ricci is comin’ from in makin’ this trek all for the sake of chocolate dairy goodness to help fill the void left from all the pain that life has dished out on her and that she can’t seem to run away from because she used to try to fill the emptiness she feels and is constantly reminded of every time she looks at her prison tattoos and breast reduction scars that mark the worst choice she ever made in life because her big tits balanced out her big head nicely and now she’s just all disproportionate as she’s bobble-heading back to her car.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

12

May

Jessica Simpson Has One Hard Nipple in a White Dress of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Nothing says I am a loser like posting pictures of Jessica Simpson because one of her nipples is hard. I guess stealing 5 dollars out of my wife’s purse to buy myself a luxurious coffee from Starbucks to pretend I was am a baller for a group of high school girls was probably up there but at least I had the satisfaction of having them call me a fuckin’ pervert as I pointed to my drink and said – I picked this baby up for $5 baby, just imagine all the things I could buy you if I can be this irresponsible with my money by blowin it on iced coffee drinks. If I had known the outcome wouldn’t lead to positive self-esteem boosting attention I was hoping for, I would have just a 40 instead, it never lets me down. I guess girls today just aren’t as easily impressed as they used to be, I blame the media and Paris Hilton for giving them this distorted perception of the value of a dollar as they live their designer jeans, designer coffee, materialistic lives. There was a time you’d get a blowjob for buying a bitch an ice cream cone for 50 cents, not it’s all about gourmet dinners and bottles of champagne. Thanks MTV for ruining it for the poor man….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Nipple

2008

12

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Panty Upskirt of the Day

You know that whole theory that a girl is sexier in lingerie than naked. I never fell for that scam that I am convinced was issued by the lingerie companies to increase panty sales. I am not into leaving things to my imagination because as a drunk, I am too lazy to imagine things and kinda like my pussy straight up instead of having to visualize the many variations of what it looks like under a barrier of fabric. That’s why I always encouraged girls I was with to not wear underwear, Nicole Scherzinger wasn’t one of those girls and here she is flashing her panties, her really thick fabric panties that pretty much leave everything to the imagination because I can’t even make out what her junk looks like or whether it’s female or male junk, since everyone calls her a tranny because she’s fit and and that depresses as much as the days I used to jerk off to figure skating panty flashes because I live in Canada and it was the only thing on TV.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Panty|Upskirt

2008

12

May

Kim Kardashian is Fat Assed of the Day

Kim Kardashian admits that she’s a fat lazy slob by getting laser cellulite treatment instead of going to the gym. I have been saying that she’s s a fat pig of a woman for the last couple years that she’s been in the limelight, but for some reason dudes out there still think she’s hot and has an amazing ass.

I decided to post this picture of Kim Kardashian in a fat person outfit because she is fat. Her ass looks like a doughy piece of shit that was left behind in a pair of my underwear after drinking too much one night. I know that I have no standards and you probably don’t either but I am not blinded by the fact that she has money and a pussy, and can accept the fact that this is not a hot ass and is a disgusting ass and I want you to be able to do the same thing, because until you do I will have trouble updating my site knowing that you cocksuckers are so delusional and desperate.

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2008

12

May

From the Forum of the Day

The forum is more popular than I am – which isn’t saying much considering I am constantly getting hate mail and no love, but I am glad that good has finally come from my years of evil or at least evil according to the girl who wrote an email to my webhost about shutting me down for being a threat to society.

Here’s what’s going on in the forum:

———Music———

Pre-Release Martina Topley Bird
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Pre-Release Tom Petty – Mudcrutch
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Spoon – Telephono
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Frank Zappa – Civilization Phase III
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Minus the Bear – Menos el Oso
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Komeda – What Makes it Go?
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Joe Lynn Turner – Undercovver Vol2
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Ringo Starr – Beaucoups of Blues
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Neko case – The Tigers Have Spoken
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Chris Whitley – Din of Ecstacy
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The Fixtape – Smoke on This
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Julian Lennon – Mr. Jordan
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P.S. I Love You OST
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Winger – In the Heart of the Young
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———Comedy Albums———

Robert Kelly – Just the Tip
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———Celebs———

Megan Fox
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carmen Electra Bikini Shots
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Carmen Electra Wallpapers
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Shakira – Shaking her Ass
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Sarah Michelle Gellar – Naked?
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Vida Guerra Cell Phone Nude Pics
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Britney Spears Video GIFs
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———Porn———

2 Chicks Feeling Themselves
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Fiddly Fingers
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Young Cute and Busty
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Preggers Video
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Now THATS and ASS!
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Choppie’s Ex-Girlfriends Semi-Nude Pics
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Stacy Bride/Dirty Aly BJ Practice
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Droppin A Load on a Pretty Face
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———E-books———

ALL the Dummies Books
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———Software———

MySpace Friend Blaster
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Motorola Phone SetUp Tools
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Paint Shop PRo 8
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More Wallpapers
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Jumper
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———Sex Talk———

This Guy Wants to Bang Juliette Lewis
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Get in the Forum and help this man with his Preggo Fetish
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———video———

I wanted To Do Hood Rat Stuff With My Friend
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———Pics———

Scene Chicks
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Posted in:Forum

2008

12

May

Megan Fox Topless Pictures of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I got with a girl once who had the biggest tits. For the month it took me to finally get her topless, I would just stare at her tits thinking about how big and luscious they were. I remember her having the most spectacular cleavage and trying to look down her top every time she bent over.

One night when drunk, I managed to start making out with her. I slid my hand up her shirt and under her bra and started hunting her massive breast for what I was hoping would be perky little nipples because my fantasies had me believing that I was dealing with perfection and not the big tits that have big downward sloping nipples.

After my exploration, I couldn’t find any fuckin’ nipple, and I looked as hard as I fuckin’ could. I started panicking and decided the only solution was to get her shirt off, so I could see what I was dealing with and maybe my hand wasn’t communicating the right message back to my brain because I was drunk. So her shirt came off because I made her think I was going to suck her tits, her amazing tits were finally exposed and lookin’ back at me only they didn’t have any fuckin’ nipples.

Her shit stain was the same color as her tits and her nipple was inverted and shit looked a lot like what you see on a mannequin at the store. I was kinda thrown off and uncomfortable about the whole thing, but still fucked her, and discovered first hand that a nipple-less tit is an inferior tit no matter how nicely shaped it is.

These Megan Fox topless pictures remind me of that horrible night, but at least her pasties come off when she gets home to her 90210 loser boyfriend.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Pasties|Topless

2008

12

May

Bai Ling’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

The good news about Bai Ling is that despite having little to do with her time, she still manages to find a way to show the world her huge dark nipples. I have never really had the experience of getting with a girl who has nipples like this and that’s probably a good thing because I know that any bitch packing a mini dick on her tits would use that shit to to prison rape me every time I cheat on them in hopes of getting with a nipple that is less like suckin’ a dick and more like being with a chick.

I realize that every other site that talks about her nipples are saying the same thing about her, but there’s really only so much you can say about a girl who manages to show her nipples more than any other person all while no one knows who the fuck she is or what she has done or is doing. It’s like every time she shows up to an event and finds herself not on the list because no one knows who she is, she manages to get in because the people working the door know they have seen her nipples on the internet and that must mean she’s someone and that her name not being on the list is just some kind of mistake.

Either way, if I like how despite having something she should probably be insecure about, like someone with 3 nipples who won’t take her shirt off in public or or someone with a retardedly large testicle who won’t have sex with girls becuase of embarrassment, Bai Ling still manages to bust that shit out like she doesn’t give a fuck about it, I think it could be a language barrier.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Beach|Bikini|Nipple