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2008

02

May

Amy Smart’s Nipple and Ass on the Set of Her Shitty Movie of the Day

I wish I card about seeing a nobody acturess in her booty short underwear and having her tit fall out of her shirt on the set of some shitty movie, but the truth is that I am not 14, my computer has access to tons of porn and for as little as 5 dollars a day, I can see stripper tit or convince local sluts to re-enact this shit for me in exchange for some booze. I don’t give a fuck about Amy Smart and she could be getting fucked up the ass and cum farting all over a dude’s face and I still wouldn’t give a fuck about Amy Smart, but you like her and that’s enough reason for me to post this.

Posted in:Amy Smart|Nipple

2008

02

May

Madonna Can’t Sing and Play Guitar of the Day

Someone sent me this video of Madonna playing one of her shitty songs, but as someone who constantly re-invents herself she’s doing it with a guitar. I am not sure what happens about 1 minute 50 into the video but it seems like she either forgot the words or the back-up vocal track was off. I’d like to say that Madonna can’t multi-task and struggles with singing while playing, but I like to think that it’s actually a combination of not being able to sing and not being able to play the guitar and both are happening at the same time. It’s like the time I decided to tour old folks homes in North America as a dancing juggling mexican, I couldn’t do either but figured they’d be an easy crowd to please and the truth is that I was just doin’ it for the pussy. Yes….I have no idea what I am talking about.

Posted in:Madonna|Singing

2008

02

May

Miley Cyrus Spinning The Story of the Day

I was talking to some girls the other night over a few too many drinks about the Miley Cyrus topless in Vanity Fair and I was arguing that shit wasn’t even a big deal, she had a sheet on and it looked like she was wearing a tube top. The girls were pretty aggressive about how she’s just a little girl and shouldn’t be seen in that light. I told them that her personal pics in her bra and shit were a lot more sexually charged than the Vanity Fair shit and they said that all 15 year old girls take slutty pics of themselves, it’s just part of growing up and it’s completely different that doing a sexual spread in a magazine, and I got to thinkin’ that those girls were probably right and I am just some one of the perverts who sees girls in erotic settings and think it’s normal because I am convinced that everyone’s a fuckin’ slut.

Either way, Disney is spinning their spin doctor wheels and trying to bring the Miley Cyrus image back to a wholesome one. Here are some Miley Pictures from yesterday, where she actually dressed like a 15 year old girl and hung out with Disney characters and signed autographs for “fans” Disney hired at a talent agency to make this photoshoot look more real and to make the public forget she’s a whore. What it does come down to is that she is just a little girl and you shouldn’t be talking about fuckin’ her, but as a double threat, she’s also a total fuckin’ slut and there is no way she hasn’t already sucked dick.

Either way, here are the lame Disney pics because I like watching the propaganda machine’s manipulative wheels in motion.

Posted in:Disney Spin|Miley Cyrus

2008

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I passed out at 7 pm last night – I guess being a drunken idiot who sits all day takes it’s mother fuckin’ toll, so I’m posting yesterday’s links a little late, but the rule is that’s it’s never too late to have a good time. If you’re wondering why I passed the fuck out last night at 7 pm, I think it could be cancer.

Here are my links, I did them fast, but they are still life changing…

Mother Africa – Naomi Campbell is Looking Good
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Porn Stars in Lingerie Talk Video Games With Cliffy B
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Bump, Bump, Bump is the Name of this Shit..
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Alley Bagett is a Bikini Cowboy
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Keeley Hazell is Queen of the Boobs and is Not Going Away….
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Paris Hilton is a Whore, But Here She is Proving It…
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Slut Gillian Sluts Out in Sydney Harbor
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Some Porn Reviews
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Do a Front Flip and Pretend You’re One of Those Parkour Fags
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Some Chanelle Hayes Orgasm Action
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Live Webcam Sex Is Good Because You Can Tell Them How to Do It….
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Some Model Mom Tries to Live Out Her Model Whore Dreams
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Some Whipped Cream Bikinis
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Karolina Kurkova Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck in Your Hometown….
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Kim Smith is Fine
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Whitney Houston’s Daughter Tried to Stab Her, and Then Girl Herself
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Richie Sambora Wants to Take His Trash to Television
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Jumpsuit Like A Jailed WHore….
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Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Drunk Tits.
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Lennon’s KIller is Stalking Lohan
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More WWE Whore Porn
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Just Call Me The Assman
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Dennis Rodman Got Arrested
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Karine is a Blonde Hottie
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Football Babes
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Tree Fuck!
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Perfect Ass
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Angelina Jolie Did Heroin Cuz She’s Intense.
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Fun with Tasers
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Nicole Goes Mountain Climbing Naked!
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Row your boat with Lucy Wanderburgova Naked
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Marisa Miller, in Black and White
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Alcohol Fun!!
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Amateur Whoredom of the Day
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Felicia Taylor is Naked
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

01

May

Elisha Cuthbert is Wasted of the Day

I am a drinker and I get drunk but for some reason I kinda hate drunk girls despite how slutty they get, just because trying to talk to them and manage their craziness becomes too much fuckin’ work, but the thing I like about drunk girls is that they let down their guard and usually are willing to jump on dick in some irrational horny lapse of judgment because the guard is down and they usually don’t use condoms because they are too drunk to be smart about their junk, making the girls you meet in bars usually a lot dirtier than the whores you meet on the street and here’s some Elisha Cuthbert walking out of somewhere totally wasted with some big guy who gives it to her and will probably have to deal with her puking all over his chest after going down on him because the room is spinning and the dick is hitting the back of her throat, but I guess that’s a small price to pay to have some d-list actress who hardly works up on your dick.

Posted in:Elisha Cuthbert|Wasted

2008

01

May

Christina Ricci’s Scary Face of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Christina Ricci is on, but it reminds me of the days I used to go to dirty raves because some asshole told me that girls on E were horny and it became a bit of a regular thing for me because I had no where else to go at 4 am when wasted. What they didn’t tell me was that these girls who were high on E looked like they were stars in some kind of horror movie and were too busy fidgeting, dancing, sweating and wearing disgustingly ratty clown clothes that I couldn’t take them seriously. I did manage to fuck a few raver chicks after promising to buy them candy despite how dirty I knew it would be because of the 12 hours of dancing in fur put their vaginas through but I am the kind of drunk guy who couldn’t turn down any pussy, especially not in the 90s before I was married because vagina at that time was a hot commodity. It always ended in disaster because they were usually totally fuckin’ insane and I’d manage to try to get the most sex out of them as possible, meaning I’d have to see them outside of the Rave setting and I remember seeing them in their weird raver clothes in broad daylight embarrassed me for doing what I had done….you know the whole purple fat pants with pacifiers around their necks and stuffed toys in hand, like they were fuckin’ 7 years old and it kinda freaked me out and made me hate myself more that I already did.

After I was done with them, I would ignore them and pretend I never met them because it was that raver shit just didn’t fly with me but after years of reflection, I realized that I didn’t disrespect them for being dirty sluts high on drugs but the truth was is that I couldn’t respect them because they had sex with me and that meant they had no standards or self esteem cuz I’d never have sex with anything that looks like me and it made it impossible for us to be friends despite having had shared that magical happy hardcore filled night together.

Either way, thanks Christina Ricci and your crackhead face for bringing back those great fuckin’ memories, you bitch.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

01

May

Alicia Keys Has a Shitty Body of the Day

A lot of people seem to love Alicia Keys. I always thought it was the girl can sing and that was the extent of it but it turns out that guys actually want to fuck her. Here she is wearing one of the tightest dresses I’ve ever seen her in and her tits look like man breasts, the kind of breasts you find on small breasted fat chick, which is a disorder I’ve never fully grasped because how can you be fat everywhere but your tits because tits are what fat chicks are good for, even if they are disgusting. I am not saying the Alicia Keys is fat though, she thick but has nothing on the fat chicks I’ve got with in my time except for maybe the fact that I don’t find her hot but would still fuck her because i like sex.

Posted in:Alicia Keys|Shitty Body

2008

01

May

Ellen Pompeo Hard Nipples With No Bra of the Day

So I am watching Oprah, like I do everyday since I am pretty much a house wife and when the TV works, it’s the only channel I have. I may not have a vagina, but I do have a penis that works a lot like a vagina, a really rank smelling vagina. Either way, Oprah is about Sex in the City and Ugly Sarah Jessica Parker is on bragging about how the show has a committed male fan-base and as the camera scrolls over the audience, the 4 men they show are all wearing pink cowboy shirts and clapping their hands like drag queens with their lips pursed because they are gay. I feel like saying you have a strong male audience is a totally different thing that having a strong gay audience, not because fags aren’t men but because fags fuck men and have more in common with women in things they like doing. I guess Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn’t know since her husband is the biggest fucking queer – he’s all song and dance broadway Broderick so her perception of men is one of having a live in gay who help you pick out your dress, do your hair and make-up and talk to about boys while making you babies. I assume like a bad episode of WIll and Grace but I never watched that shit and I’ve never watched this Sex in the City trash because I think it gives girls a horrible role-model with ideas that being a slut is ok, denouncing their genetic need to have babies and be homemakers to focus on their career and feed their unhappiness with shopping, consumption and sex with randoms, when we all know a woman’s place isn’t in the work force unless that work force is in my house doin’ my motherfuckin’ dishes while giving me head.

Either way, here’s Ellen Pompeo not wearing a bra because shit is represents a patriarchal society and reduces women as sex symbols and they want liberation from that shit. What they don’t realize is that not wearing a bra is a hell of a lot more slutty, especially when your nipples are hard enough to pierce through 2 layers of t-shirts and I can pretty much visualize them naked, not because I want to, but because I have to. At least she counterbalances everything almost decent in these pictures by wearing those stupid fuckin’ pants that makes me feel like I am watching the Harlem Globetrotters or some shit.

As a side note, Kristen Davis just walked onto the set and I’ve already seen her big meaty pussy a month ago in her nude pics that were released and that I had to take off my site from her lawyers and it makes watching her talk more fun because all I see is her massive dark colored labia talking to me about being unhappy when she was 25 and it makes this garbage a little more tolerable.

Posted in:Bra|Ellen Pompeo|Nipples|See Through

2008

01

May

Jessica Alba’s Shitty Pregnancy See Through of the Day

I am back and so is Jessica Alba at least that’s what people are saying about these see-through pictures of her. I don’t have the same horny, virgin vision as you, because when I look at this shit I don’t see any fuckin’ nipple, but then again I’ve spent the last 4 years staring at a computer so my eyes work about as well as my non-existant libido.

Despite bitch being knocked up, I know you’d still do her cuz you’re all about the banging a woman who is carrying because the circle of life is such a beautiful thing but not as beautiful as not being able to knock her up since someone’s already been there. It’s one of those get in, get the job done, get out and don’t hear back from the girl again, not that that would happen for you with psycho Alba who used her uterus to trap her boyfriend which is the reason why escort agencies should offer full service from pregnant whores so you can live out your fantasy.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Nipples|See Through

2008

01

May

From the Forum of the Day

I met a pretty influential guy last night who told me that he liked the Forum better than the site and uses it all the time to find good shit. So I am posting some of the highlights from the Forum for the day for you because apparently it’s better than me. I know that isn’t saying much but it should give you something to do while I am getting my rotting shitty mouth fixed by inexperienced dental students. Speaking of students, someone told me Canada changed the age of consent from 14 to 16 so I am going to have to phase out my default 14 is legal line and you’re going have to phase out jerking off to 14 year olds.

Here’s some action from the Forum:

————music—————-

Testament – The Formation Of Damnation
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Belly – This Hungry Life
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The Black Crowes – Shake Your Money Maker
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Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams
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Belly King
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Of Montreal – Cherry Peel
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Roni Size – In the Mode
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Jane’s Addiction’s Bass player has a band
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Steppenwolf The Millenium Collection
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Ja Rule – Exodus
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MASE – Harlem World
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Michael Buble – Call Me Irresponsible
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Whitesnake – Slide it in
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Autechre – Amber
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John Coltrane – Blue Train
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W.A.S.P
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Loreena McKennitt – An Ancient Muse
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———-porn————–

XOXO Leah
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Leah
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Young and Top Heavy
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Young With Huge Tits
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Asssss
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Bush
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A sex Swing that You Would Probably Like
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———-pics————

Elisha Cuthbert
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————-e-books————-

BJ Penn – Mixed Martial Arts Book of Knowledge
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Betty Crocker Stews and Chilies Cookbook
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————-video———–

Mixed Martial Arts instructional Videos
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Titties and Beer
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———–Software————-

CLONE DVD – The Best DVD copy software
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Total Training CS3
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Commandos Behind Enemy Lines
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———–sex talk————

This Girlfriend’s Boyfriend is Ignoring Her
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Posted in:Forum