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2008

01

May

Halle Berry’s Creepy Stalker Cleavage Pictures of the Day

I am going to the dentist today, but not just any dentist. The student dentist because it is free and a lot more risky than going to an actual dentist and I am all about risk. That’s why I always tried to get hookers to go bareback but they never feel for it, which is kinda weird considering I am the one who should have been concerned about where their pussies have been and not the other way around….

Speaking of bareback sex, here’s Halle Berry’s big pregnant lady tits taken from some creepy paparazzi photographer who likes climbing trees to get his shot because it reminds him of his previous career which wasn’t really a career but more of a hobby he spend as much time as a full time job on before the police intervened and that was stalking his ex girlfriend.

Either way, seeing virgins get excited over pregnant tits is weird to me, because of the whole process of being pregnant and having a ruined body, but I figured I’d post them anyway, since I am in a rush.

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tits

2008

01

May

Jennifer Tilly’s Big Dumpy Tits of the Day

Jennifer Tilly Big Tits Cleavage

Jennifer Tilly’s got big tits but the kind of big tits that aren’t spectacular enough for you to ignore that she doesn’t have it going on. I am all for girls who have shit to offer physically, going out of their way to make themselves feel attractive by showing off their fat tits, but that’s just because I like lookin’ at tits busting out of the dress and have the ability to focus on the good and not on the bad. I am not as good at it as my friend who always fucks the nastiest looking sluts and when I ask him why, his answer is always that she had tits “like this”. Maybe I am not man enough to put my penis through hell just to stare at a nasty bitches tits while I fuck her, and prefer just getting her to show them to me in the bar by giving her a little attention and asking politely. Lonely ugly girls always fall for it.

Posted in:Jennifer Tilly|Tits

2008

01

May

Pink Joggin in the Same Outfit She Wore Last Week of the Day

I had a very short lived altercation with a homo a couple of nights ago. He was the kind of homo who was flaming, who was borderline a chick and who was ridiculous and unnecessarily catty. He was making obnoxious, rude and hurtful comments to passer-bys and I decided to step in a put him in the place because it was annoying me. It was clear that no one has put him in his place since he was molested at 13 when his uncle went a little too far one night after drinking too much, throwing the fag into some sort of scared, violated and silent phase a broken down molested kid goes through and his family didn’t bother doing anything about it because they liked that his annoying 13 year old brat mouth was shut the fuck up. Either way, time heals, and he found his obnoxious voice but a little more bitter because of the damage of his uncle forcing himself on him but has forgotten what it’s like to be a scared, violated, broken down.

I basically told him that if he didn’t shut up I would kill him and repeated it a few times and it made me think that gender lines are blurred now and if I actually beat up a little homo who identifies with 14 year old girls more than he does with the rest of society, who weighs 110 lbs because he’s jacked on coke and likes the way he looks in size 25 jeans, it would be like beating up a chick and I’ve been raised to think that is wrong. I guess anytime my wife pisses me off I should just go Gay Bash but then again there are a lot of Lesbians who are stronger and tougher than me, so maybe I’ll just start fights with them on purpose by randomly punching them in the face to end up wrestling on the floor like I was 15 and it was the only way I could get girls to give me boners.

Either way, here’s tough Pink training on the beach in the same outfit she wore last week and her nipples are hard so I figured you’d like that.

See Pink Wearing the Same Outfit She Wore Last Week

Posted in:Jogging|Pink|Sports Bra|Working Out

2008

01

May

Mandy Moore’s Dumpy Ass Gets Her Dry Cleaning of the Day

mandy moore ass

I am still drunk from last night and I’m lookin’ at these pictures and all I’m seeing is some pudgy faced slut, who slammed DJ AM for a while, who has probably been working out a little because she’s got the confidence to wear tight pants, but then again, she could just be wrongfully showing off her ass because of all the positive feedback she constantly gets from a group of very well paid assistants who are there to tell her how great she is and from her fans because she’s one of those girls who has a whole lot of obsessive compulsive virgins collectors who think she’s the chosen one.

Truth is, it looks pretty ok to me, but then again I am still drunk and haven’t had sex in a really long fuckin’ time, so I am equally attracted to plastic bag of dry cleaning she’s carrying, but that’s just because I have a thing for dresses that can’t be machine washed or get wet. They are just so high maintenance and classy and remind me of my wife. Not because she’s high maintenance or classy, but because she’s too big for the bathtub and has to wash herself in the winter using this powder, in the summer we just hose the bitch down.

Either way, here’s Mandy Moore’s ass in tight pants.

Posted in:Ass|Mandy Moore

2008

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So some Puerto Rican chick added me to facebook and starts chatting me up on the new Facebook chat shit. I decided that since I had nothing to say and since I normally ask for nudes when I have nothing to say and girls get turned off, that I’d try something new. So I tell her that the big secret behind my site is that I am actually a lesbian and that I think she’s worth hooking up with. She believed me because I guess she doesn’t read my site and then I got her to open up to me about hooking up with girls, about masturbating about what turns her on and then I try convincing her to send me some nudes so we can compare bodies. She doesn’t fall for it. It’s things like this that may not seem like a big deal…but entertain me.

Here are some more things that entertain me and they are in the form of links….many fucking links…..


Winehouse Doens’t Look That Bad When She Showers, And By Not Look That Bad, I Mean She Doesn’t Look Like My Dirty Underwear
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Meet the Girls of Howard Sterns Bowling Beautys
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Kelly Brook is Single and On the Prowl
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Katie Holmes is Being Held Prisoner
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A.J alexander Gallery
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O-Face or The Hills Face?
GO

Make Your Own Ghost Video
GO

Leighton Meester Slut Photoshoot
GO

Pam Anderson Shitty Upskirt
GO

Girls of Club Planet – Carmen Zavala
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Find Girls to Fuck
GO

Web Came Sex is Better Than No Sex
GO

Babies Love Boobs and So Do I
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Krystal is a Sexy Nerd, Which is an Oxymoron, I Know
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Video of Megan Fox’s FHM Shoot
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The Lovely Jennifer Hawkins in Her Lingerie
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Joe Simpson to Pimp His Daughter Once Again
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David Blaine Can Hold His Breath For a Long Time
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Nicole Richie Lost Her Pregnant Tits
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Pam Anderson is a Big Ball of Class at the White House
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Big Boned Amature
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Some Raven Riley Action
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Some WWE Slut is Some Girl on Girl Porn
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Tight, Tight, Ass
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Jiggle It….Slut…..
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Use This to Find Sex
GO

Rumer Willis Loves Photoshop and is One of People’s Sexiest…Why?
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If Drugs Were Legal…
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The Lovely Lena Slut…
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Coleen Mcloughlin Bikini Pictures
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Hilary Duff on All Fours
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Billy Bob Thorton’s 14 Year Old Son is Dating a 22 Year Old. Way to Go, Peter Pan!!
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Kitties Love the Titties
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Veronika Zemanova’s Still Hot
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Joe Francis is a Business Man Who Create Whores….
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Some Reality TV Star’s Porno Past
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Outtakes From the Hottest Chicks in Metal Photoshoot
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Some Hot Beach Volleyball Bikini Moments
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The Girls in the Argentina Version Dancing WIth the Stars are Hot Sluts in Thongs
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Some Bollywood Chick Named Anu Aggarwal Naked in Some Movie
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The Hottest Flavored Lollipop My Wife’s Been Begging for
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Emo Chick With Her Shirt Off
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Some Chick in Underwear
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Big Breasted Asian With Her Shirt Off
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MY HOME CLIP AMATEUR TEEN DRUNK ACTION:

Some Drunk Girls Acting Like Sluts Gallery
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More Drunk Girls Slutting Out Gallery
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Some Girls Acting Crazy In Their Underwear and Topless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

30

Apr

Amy Winehouse Buys Some Dude a Burger of the Day

Someone sent me this video the other day of Amy Winehouse getting drive thru. I think she offers to buy him a cheeseburger but I lost interest in watching this shit when I saw her kissing people with food in her mouth and felt like throwing the fuck up. I don’t find Amy Winehouse as disgusting as everyone else, she’s skinny, she’s talented but she’s got some disgusting hygiene issues and a mouth that scares me and that throws off her potential horse-headed hotness. The dreams of coming home and being greeted by this kind of monster don’t really exist for me, but a life with her would be a lot more fun than the life I currently live, even if it would be substantially shorter because I’d probably die of an overdose trying to keep up with this garbage can, because I’d probably have to be really fuckin’ high to get past the smell of rotting meat pouring out of her orifices….a smell I am not unused to, but one I try not to expose myself to nevertheless.

Either way, here she is answering her door in her bra because she’s pretty fucking amazing.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Ghetto|Sexy

2008

30

Apr

Mary Kate In A See Through Shirt of the Day

I dated a girl many years ago and we were pretty much living together. We went through the honeymoon phase where we’d fuck all the time, which always amazed and disgusted me that a girl could get that horny for me, but rode it out happily anyway. About 4 or 5 months into the relationship we both started doing drugs pretty heavily and kinda lost track of fucking each other and instead got fucked together. It was good time and we got along pretty good. About 3 months after the whole drug binge started she comes up to me and tells me that she’s pregnant. Without doing the math, I accept it and together we clean up our acts to bring this fucker into the world. I get a job, she quits drinking, smoking and using and then one day about 6 months into the pregnancy, I tell her that I don’t entirely understand how she’s pregnant considering before she told me about the pregnancy we hadn’t fucked in over 4 months and were too busy getting high. That’s when she told me that she had been fuckin’ some other married dude and since I was her boyfriend felt we were in it together. Either way, I went back to the bottle because I was pretty fuckin’ devasted and needed to feel numb again, I dumped her ass despite retardness by not doing the timeline but we still lived together. She went out one night and used hard and the next day I woke up to her screaming in the other room and she was there with a still born baby in the bed hysterical. It was pretty fuckin’ traumatic and if you’re wondering why I am telling you this story, it’s because the baby’s facial expression looked exactly like this Olsen in her see through shirt and it is kinda freaking me the fuck out.

Posted in:Mary-Kate|See Through

2008

30

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

So a deaf dude messages me yesterday telling me he likes my site and I realized that I’ve never made fun of deaf people or told any of my awkward deaf person moments, so I’ll start with this dude who messaged me yesterday. I am socially awkward and when someone messages me when I have nothing to say I just ask for nudes of their girlfriends because I know every dude has nude pics of someone they either fuck around with, married or talk to online and I feel it is my right to get to see all those pictures.

Either way, he told me that he does have pictures of this girl but they have nothing on the night he got paid 400 dollars to shit on a naked lawyer’s chest in a hotel room. Now I don’t know how true that is, but whatever it did got the dude to keep asking me to describe my dick and that’s when I realized that deaf people are gay.

I guess when you can’t hear your wife complain about evrything, you know whining about their headaches, or how tired they are or about how you don’t tell them how pretty they are because you constantly tell them over and over how fat they are and it’s a lot meaner when they can actually make out what you are saying than the grunts of a deaf man….it’s a lot easier to rape them.

Here’s some more interesting shit going on in the forum because I will be the first to admit that I suck today harder than I suck every other day…


————music—————-

Pre-Release Opeth – Watershed
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Testament – Formation Of Damnation
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Goodie Mob – Still Standing
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John Lennon – Walls And Bridges
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Gravity Kills
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P. Diddy – Press Play
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Paul McCartney & Wings – Band on the Run
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Cee-Lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections
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Dinah Washington – Sings the Blues
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TLC – Fanmail
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———–Comedy Albums——————-

Chris Rock – Born Suspect
GO

Lewis Black – Rules Of Enragement
GO

Denis Leary Lock N Load
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———-porn————–

Big ASSSS
GO

Random Nude Chicks
GO

———-pics————

Open or Closed?
GO

————-e-books————-

Photoshop Restoration Retouching
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————-video———–

The Accidental Husband
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———–Software————-

NBA Live 2008
GO

Style XP
GO

Acrobat Pro 8.1
GO

Hot Wheels – Beat That!
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Simpsons Hit and RUn
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Posted in:Forum

2008

30

Apr

Fearne Cotton Has a Weak Upskirt for the Environment of the Day

Here’s some Earth Kicking Lesbian in her billy boots, because the Earth Kick’s Ass and she’s ready to take out polluters and people who don’t recycle and haven’t gone Green like the rest of the bandwagon riders. Her name is Fearne Cotton, you’ve probably never heard of her, but she hosts Top of the Pops in the UK a country that you probably couldn’t identify on a map because it is a proven fact that Americans don’t understand maps.

Either way, whatever this promo shoot is for, the message isn’t getting to me because I am too busy trying to see if she’s got a Earth Kicking Lesbian bush under her skirt or maybe I’ll be able to make out the definition of her menstrual cup but what I guess it comes down to is that she’s trying to manipulate us to her cause by using her pussy. That slut.

Her shit may not inspire me to conserve energy, recycle but I will shit in a bucket and use newspaper to wipe my ass to conserve water and trees, but that’s just because I am weird and not because I want to save the world like some self-righteous celebrity who think she’s a super hero that thinks she is important enough to have and use her voice for good because the people…her fans… will listen to her and that’s just another reason why I don’t think the world’s worth saving and I am kinda excited to see if real natural disasters are like they are in WIll Smith movies….

Either way, as long a chick is flashing for her cause, not matter how lame the flash or the cause is, I’m willing to give her a couple minutes of time to give me her pitch because it’s a nice change from those other activists who are all man haters and left their vagina and sexuality behind when they took on this new lifestyle that demands change….

Posted in:Fearne Cotton|Weak Upskirt

2008

30

Apr

Amy Smart is Almost Topless on a Movie Set of the Day

This nipple tape bullshit reminds me of every hipster event I’ve accidentally walked into where girls think it’s not very lesbionic to put electrical tape on their nipples as they wear their mesh shirts. I don’t really fully understand that shit and I don’t really understand how this dude’s job consists of putting tape on a half-famous bitches tits, but it reminds me of the bus boy at the strip club who has to get on stage and shift change to disinfect the shit, only probably less hazardous.

I had this idea of going to the toy store the other day because I figured it would be a good place to be inappropriate. I walked around lookin’ for new mothers to harrass. The best I pulled off yesterday was taking one of those new born baby dolls and going up to the mom and asking her some trivial bullshit question that I knew would have an long drawn out response because new mom’s love talking about themselves as they hang out in their home in their post-partem depression while their husbands stay at at work late banging new pussy. Anyway, as this unsuspecting mom started going off on her rant about formula babies versus breast fed babies I slowly started undressing the doll and touching it inappropriately until she cut the conversation short, didn’t know whether to tell me off, call the authorities or just deal with her own awkwardness and it was funny.

Now I don’t approve of pedophiles and I think it’s some serious sick shit, but I do approve of making people feel ridiculous awkward in seemingly innocent places for a good time using a doll as a prop. I guess I consider creeping out a toy store an accomplishment an accomplishment Amy Smart probably felt when she landed a job that only had one half-assed taped up tit sex scene in it….because covering her nipples seems to be what she’s typecast for. It doesn’t matter – just look at the pics.

Some Tagged Pics Thanks To The Nice People at the Paparazzi Agencies…..Because They Want You To Know Who Owns These Pictures…Kinda Like The Time My Friend Gave Some Slut Herpes So She Would Never Forget Him…Only Not Quite as Nice of a Gesture….

Posted in:Amy Smart|Topless