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2008

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was asked to do an interview with a website called ShrinkTalk.net and I take all opportunities to talk to anyone willing to listen, especially when those people are psychologists who normally get paid to talk to people like me, usually by the government or penal system and not by the ad sales on their website, so I agreed.

I was drunk when I answered his questions and not sure how it came out because I don’t feel like revisiting that night but you can since it’s online.

Truth is I don’t need a shrink to tell me I’m crazy, everyone’s been telling me that all my life, but it was still a good time.

To Read My Interview With a Psychologist a ShrinkTalk.net
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Here are my links:


Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster is Almost Ready…Cuz Evan Rachel Woods Looks At Lot Like her Predecessor
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Heidi Montag’s Fake Tites Are Pretty Much All She’s Good For
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Here’s a Video Tribute to a Bitch Named Gloria Velez
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Old Miranda Kerr Nude and Topless Pics
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Katie Holmes Tries to Escape the Clutches of Xenu and His Earth Dwelling Evil Doer
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Send This Video To Your Girlfriend…If You Have One and Teach Her How To Suck Dick Better
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Today’s Fix of Hot Chick’s Who Would Never Give You the Time of Day
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The Shittiest Smelling Pokies Ever
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Use This and Have the Time of Your Life. Like the Song
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Wednesday Web Cam Fun Because It’s The Day of Whores…
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Some Latin Bitch Lounges Around in Her Bikini
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Some Video of a Hot Black Chick, Because Black Chicks Are My Thing Right Now
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Jeisa Chiminazzo Looks Like Jail Bait, But I Know You’re Into That, So Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything. Perv
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Emma Watson is Hot and Has Control of Her Millions Finally
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Lohan Does Missionary
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Party Girls Flahing Panties and Tits
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Emma Watson’s 18th Birthday Tribute
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Jean Bell is Some Hot Black Chick Naked in the Late ’60s
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5 sweet asses in the surf
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Some 2 Year Old Toddler Forced to Smoke Weed Video – because We Live in a Sick World
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Listen to One of My Reader’s Song
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Eva Longoria Wants to Fuck Posh Spice
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Find Girls to Fuck Today
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Vaness Hudgens Lookin’ Good in Details This Month
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Don’t Mess With an Angry Drag Queen Unless You Don’t Know She’s a Drag Queen – Otherwise You’re Gay…
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More Mishaps on the Pole
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Goth Girl Gets Her Pussy Pierced for the Devil…
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Doll Heaven!
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Trish Status in Her Bikini
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The Best Porn Out There
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JUBBLIES
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A Little Young Alessandra Ambrosio
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Nobody Turns Down the Hoff!
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Well If You Ever Get Married You Can Look Forward To This
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Holland Has Talented Strippers
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Always Ask Nicely!! And Maybe a Bitch Will Show You Her Tits Like This Bid…
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Some Old Pics of Christina Milian, But They Are See Through and Worth It
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Ron Weasley is Dissing All the American Celeb Sluts and I Love Him For It
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The Most Amazing Flip Book Animation Ever
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The Dirty Mermaid
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Karolina Kurkova SI video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl Shows Off Her Big Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

16

Apr

Katherine Heigl is Really Pretty for a Pig of the Day

I saw a fat girl talking about how hard of a time she’s having with her night classes, day job and raising two kids. She was pretty much whining, as most fat people do, especially when it involves getting off their fat asses and she said something along the lines of how she’s spreading herself too thin, that’s when I chimed in and said that thin is something she definitely isn’t spreading herself and shouldn’t been too worried about anything involving thin, except maybe for being thin, because obesity is the number 1 cause of heart disease, diabetes and most recently cancer…..She didn’t find me funny.

Here are some pictures of ugly Katherine Heigl lookin’ her best because she reminds me of a fat lazy slob who doesn’t do anything other than smoke her cigarettes and make her bitch husband do all the housework while she lives off residuals from that lesbian show she was on.

BONUS – Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl actually working in her panties for some movie she’s being fat and lazy in…..

Posted in:Fat|Katherine Heigl|No Make Up

2008

16

Apr

Mila Kunis Did TRL of the Day

I like this Mila Kunis slut who isn’t really a slut considering she’s been slamming the same dude for many years, but who I can assume is a slut by association because Culkin doesn’t do much and looks like he’s into coke-raged experimental shit in the bedroom because guys with money who don’t do much tend to fuck a lot, and since my only reference point for Culkin today is that movie Party Monster where he plays a weird homo club promoter murderer named Michael Alig, a movie that influenced all these loser hipsters to bring back stupid costumes to the dance floors. My other reference point for Culkin was a 10 year old boy who spent a lot of time with Michael Jackson and since everyone assumes MJ is some child rapist and 80% of the gay dudes I know were victims of molestation by older men when they were kids, it would only make sense that Culkin revisits men every once in a while when he’s in the mood to feel young again making Kunis at risk for HIV like all girls who date bisexuals.

The truth is that I am convinced Michael Jackson doesn’t molest kids, I am convinced he’s had his penis amputated to keep his high pitch singing and that lack of testosterone means no sex drive and his love for Peter Pan is something he can only share with young kids and we all like to relate to someone sometimes…..

Either way, Kunis was on TRL and I want to bang her.

Posted in:Mila Kunis|TRL

2008

16

Apr

Elisha Cuthbert Does Maxim Topless of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert did Maxim and looks good but I pretty much have no interest in this Cuthbert. She’s from Montreal but has denounced Montreal, which I totally understand but since she thinks she’s too good for the city, whenever she comes back to visit her family who still lives here she acts like she’s god’s gift to the city, like she’s the biggest export that everyone should acknowledge when all she’s really done is one stupid teen move and a job on 24 which to me is substantially less successful than other Montreal exports like Celine Dion that bitch is my hero.

What I was trying to do was reach out to her sister because I heard she was worth fucking and more accessible since she’s trying to break free from her sister’s shadow. Girls her feel less relevant than their sisters are always willing to suck dick because they feel they deserve the attention. I once knew these sisters who were both pretty slutty, but the one who killed herself was the one who wasn’t molested by her father. She always felt like a second rate citizen to her sister who was obviously more desirable, at least in her mind because their dad chose her and that left some serious emotional trauma. I like the think that the Cuthbert sister is up on the same shit, but instead of their dad choosing Elisha, the rest of the world has and that’s some pretty serious shit to try to live up to and that’s why I am willing to hold her hand through the hard times.


To Read the Article on Cuthbert
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Posted in:Elisha Cuthbert|Maxim|Topless

2008

16

Apr

Kim Kardashian Takes on the Paparazzi of the Day

These are the fuckers I am up against and I am really not all that worried about taking each and everyone of them out. I am not threatening to kill them or anything psycho, cuz the photographers are not my enemy, it’s the people who they are working for who I don’t like. I figure the best way to ruin the paparazzi agency is to start up some kind of union to protect the workers rights as paparazzi photographers. I figure they are freelance, don’t have medical insurance and work long hours for shitty pay while making the same fuckers who run after me rich by giving them the rights to sell their photos. I know you don’t give a fuck about this quest to take these fuckers down, but I do know that I messaged Kim Kardashian awhile ago to help me take out these fuckers and it looks like she’s partnered up with someone else to do it because no one likes me.

At least she’s found a use for the cheap video camera skills that got her famous in the first place. This could be a glimpse into the future of Kim Kardashian when her 5 minutes of fame have dried up and the only person left caring about her is herself. That way she can feel like people still think she’s relevant by being her own paparazzi. I don’t know if she’ll be too good at running after herself without running out of breath and passing out from her emotional eating obesity, but it would be funny to watch her try to jump over a fence to get an exclusive picture of herself in her backyard, but that’s just cuz it’s always fun watching a fat guy struggle….

On a side note, it looks like she’s got some hip hop bling around her neck, and I guess her future also involves dating and getting knocked up by rappers (not rapists) and pro athletes….she’s got a fat ass like that.

Bonus – Paris Hilton’s Apology to Kim Kardashian for Saying Kardashian’s Ass is Fat
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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Paparazzi

2008

16

Apr

Aubrey O’Day’s Got a Proper See Through Shit On of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is another slut who thinks she’s more important to the world than she actually is. She’s the kind of girl who catches her boyfriend watching some kind of Jenna Jameson porn and figures she can do that shit too, only instead of porn she does pop singing. She’s the kind of girl who all her life was told she was good enough to be the next Britney Spears but just couldn’t land a break until she saw the casting call from Making of the Band 3 – and then it all fell into place and by fall into to place I mean she’s got a D-List career that she tells herself is a stepping stone but will fizzle out as soon as Making of the Band 4 hits, but at least she knows to not wear bras to get more attention to herself. So maybe I’m wrong, maybe she’s here to stay, but that popularity or success won’t change the fact that she’s useless.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Nipples|See Through

2008

16

Apr

Kelly Ripa Is a Coke Slut of the Day

I am dying of some kind of cold that I don’t really understand where it came from, but seems to be the story of my fucking life. I think living amongst filth and rotting garbage is just not good for me and the last 5 years, I’ve had more nasal issues than a ratty coke slut who’s been railing lines of blow cut with shards of glass. I don’t know what it is but my sinuses bleed, are constantly congested and leave me with a more nasal voice that a Jewish kid with asthma, allergies and a deviated septum. I can’t ever speak properly and sound like a cross between a gay dude and duck and I’ve gone to the doctor with no real solution, so I just live with it.

What’s happened with this disability, is that I have found beauty in girls with no sinus problems and who have clear breathing passages. It’s my fetish. It’s like the fat chick dating the skinny dude, the short guy dating the tall girl, the white guy dating the black girl. It’s the whole opposites attract shit and there’s no website offering that kind of porn…but here is Kelly Ripa doing a close enough job for me to fall in love with her clear her sinuses, that little slut makes me want to fuck my chronic sinusitis into her and by chronic sinusitis, I mean semen.

In less interesting news – Heidi Montag was on the show dressed like a cheap fucking horse-faced prostitute wearing her very own line clothing.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

16

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger and Her See Through Shirt of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger See Through Bra

Bras are like outerwear now and sluts are paying big money for bras to wear as shirts under sheer shirts when they used to be something of function that few people actually saw. I guess since they are sluts, now bras are something of fashion and should give the world a taste of what they are convinced is their hot bodies. I am the kind of guy who hates bras, sure the shit makes tits look more full, bigger and gives the fuckers some serious cleavage, but I find all that a distraction of what’s actually worth lookin’ at and that’s hard nipples.

I don’t know when this whole wear lingerie as outerwear started, but I was at a party and saw some girl in some kind of lace corset the other day. I asked her why she was wearing her underwear as clothes, because everytime I go to the store in a pair of soiled underwear since I am too lazy to find pants to put on, I get dirty fuckin’ looks, but when she does the shit no one complains cuz she’s got big tits and guys just pretend they are sharing a private moment with her despite the fact that there are 1000s of people around them….and she just told me to fuck off and walked away.

The only real problem with her outfit was that she was wearing a bra under her see-through corset so that we wouldn’t be able to see her nipples. I figured if you’re going to wear it out in public, you gotta wear it how it’s meant to be worn. You shouldn’t do this half assed cover-up bullshit because you’re out in public, It is more of a fuckin’ headache and cock tease and makes me fucking hate you. It’s almost as bad as getting a stripper who has a g-string under her boy short underwear like some kind college girl who is insecure playing strip poker for the first time so she puts on the fuckin’ layers, only the stripper does it to keep the smells in.

I guess none of that really matters, and here’s Nicole Scherzinger in a see through top showing off her expensive bra intentionally……

Posted in:Bra|Nicole Scherzinger|See Through

2008

16

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

My stepLINKS were getting retardedly long – so I decided to split up the shit that was goin’ on in the forum and the shit that’s going on on other websites, they don’t belong together, like 2 men, it’s just unnatural. So I’ve decided to do this From the Forum post whenever I have enough shit going on in the Forum.

Everyone says I always have bad ideas, that I am redundant and a waste of motherfucking space, but today is the day I prove all those people wrong with this kind of genius, life changing idea for a post…

In case you hate Forums, because they aren’t Facebook or Myspace, they aren’t easy to navigate and they are for virgin losers with no friends, you’ll be surprised to find the good looking bunch of people who are already up on that shit and uploading tons of shit for your entertainment and shit. So check it out…

Here’s what’s going on in the Forum:

Pre-Release Melvins
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Interpol Black Sessions
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Stevie Wonder – Songs in the Key of Life
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The Edge of the Eighties
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Hyde-Out Productions Hip-Hop
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Gorillaz – Greatest Hits
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Kelly Rowland – Ms.Nelly 2007
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The Killers – Read My Mind
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Chingy – Hate it or Love it
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Interpol – Fukd ID #3
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Douglas Adams – The Salmon Of Doubt
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Give Us a Kiss
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Young with big knockers 1
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Young with big knockers 2
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Crissy Moran is not too shabby
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ASSSSSSS
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Flexible?
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Got MILF?
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NERO 8
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Starcraft Brood Wars
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Agent Orange Thread
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Monica Sweetheart is a Sweetheart
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More of the Raven Riley Mega Thread
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Chingy – Hate It or Love It
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Cat Power Thread
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The Milf Thread
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Hyde Out Productions – Hip Hop
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Lucy Thai
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Users Fight to Save Windows XP
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Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

16

Apr

Kristen Bell is Boring on Letterman of the Day

I got so much hate mail about this Forgetting Sarah Marshall shit that I wish was actually about forgetting Sarah Silverman because she’s a fuckin’ stain on my brain that I’d love to forget….I got hate mail because I said that the only reason to see it is because Mila Kunis is hot. The hate mail came in from every loser who is hooked on Heroes and thinks Kristen Bell is the hot chick in the movie and that Mila Kunis is nothing compared to her.

Now I hate these kinds of debates because they make me realize how pathetic my life is, you know arguing about which girl I don’t know is hotter, it’s on some lame virgin shit that probably causes many debates in their virgin chat rooms online because they can’t focus on real girls but instead can invest all their time into fighting about sluts they see on TV.

That said, Kristen Bell was on Letterman last night and she’s nothing special. I tried to understand why you fuckers bothered sending me death threats over her, but all I could see was a normal lookin’ blonde chick who looks like every other blonde all American chick. She doesn’t have an amazing body and listening to her run her mouth off made me want to punch her in her thin barely there lips. Her sex appeal is not as high as whoever the fuck says she’s a better catch than Mila Kunis…and took the time to emails .it is however reminiscent of a 12 year old girl on the soccer team with the face of a 30 year old who is related to Kelly Ripa. I’d totally let her get naked for me, if it ever came to that and I’d watch her sex tape, but that’s not saying much considering I’d do the same for Whoopi Goldberg and pretty much anything disgusting with a Vagina because I am a pervert.

Posted in:Boring|Kristen Bell|Letterman