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2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge's Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.


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2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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2007

31

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just applied to be on Big Brother 9, but I am don’t live in the US so I am not eligible, but figured that I shouldn’t let that stop me in my quest to be on TV.

This is what I wrote:

I want to be on big brother. But I need wifi and have to wear a mask the whole time.

They wrote back:

Thanks for the ridiculous demands. Wifi can not be provided in the house.

So I wrote back:

So I can wear the mask?

I don’t think they’ll pick me. This brings back memories of high school gym class when no one wanted me on their team…or even everytime I had sex with a girl who would ask me to leave the room while they finish themselves of. I haven’t figured out what I am good at, but here are my links….

Jane Seymour Had a Miscarriage on Live TV
GO

25 Most Amazing Horror Kills
GO

Some Girls Send in some Halloween Costumes to Maxim
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A Couple of Girls Give Themselves Breast Exams in the Hot Tub
GO

Cheerleader Gets Run The Fuck Down
GO

Some Doctor Does Fake Breast Exams Cuz He’s Awesome
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Nicole Kidman’s See-Through Dress
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Amy Fisher is the Latest Sex Tape Star…
GO

Some Whore Named Ceara Lynch Being a Whore on Video
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Some Heather Graham Stripping VIdeo
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Memories of a Hotter Britney Spears Video
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Someone Named Michelle Heaton Has a Pretty Major Nipple Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Takes her Fat Ass Shopping
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Ashey Olsen’s Halloween Costume
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Kim Kardashian Partying in Vegas Pictures
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Melanie Brown Dancing With the Stars….Who Arent’ Really Stars Anymore…Otherwise they Wouldn’t be On This Show…They’d Be Working
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Jessica Simpson is Going to be in a Grease Re-Make Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas
GO

This Skeleton Boner Prank is Hysterical – Video
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Watch this Interview With a Heroin Addict if You’re Looking for some Thinspiration
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RIP Motherfucker
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Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Instyle Magazine Outtakes
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Evan Rachel Wood Lookin’ As Good as She Gets in Italian Vogue
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Mena Suvari Camel Toe Pictures
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Tracy Morgan High on TV
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures
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Fergie’s Got some 80s Hair Going on and a Penis
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Nicole Richie Hangs With Lesbians and Shitty Reality TV Stars While Eating Lunch
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Some Asshole Drills a Screw into His Arm
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Crystal Klein is Some Bitch Who Gets Naked in Playboy and Penthouse…Here She is Not Naked….
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Britney’s Halloween Costume
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Pierce Bronsan Attacks a Photographer in Malibu
GO

Be on Big Brother 9 Because They Are Looking For Ugly People
GO

The Trailer for Katie Holmes’ New Movie That Is Going To Suck
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The Catholic Church is Mad a Britney Over these Pictures
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A Whole Lot of Wet Pussy
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Some Shitty Britney Upskirt Pics in Fishnets
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Some Girl Rides a Fuck Bike
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Some Russian Rocker Smashes Her Head on a Chair By Accident
GO

Ron Jeremy Cooking Show….Not Cooking With Cum Show
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Some Dude in Jersey Got Fired for Fucking a 92 Year Old Corpse….
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Some Girl Shitting in the Woods Video
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Some Hot Chicks Taking Off Their Clothes
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Download the Carrie Underwood Album because You are Gay
GO

Some Photobucket Nudity
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Some Chick Named Marlie Moore Posing Naked
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More Amateurs on Photobucket
GO

Grown Women Still Act Like They are In Highschool
GO

Paris Hilton at Trashy Lingerie Shop because She’s a Whore
GO

This Will Get You Pussy, But You Don’t Believe Me. It’s Cheaper Than A Whore
GO

Sexy Karen Sucks Dick
GO

Bonus:

Listen To DJ CMIllS” Latest Podcast if you Like Hip Hop Music
GO

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2007

30

Oct

I am – Hey Rumer Willis, Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day

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Rumer WIllis is fucking disgusting looking and even more disgusting looking now that she’s got her pants off. Despite having rich and famous parents, I still wouldn’t notice her, even if we were the only two people sitting in the plastic surgeon’s waiting room. I only like to hang outside plastic surgeon’s offices to meet strippers and to tell them encouraging words of wisdom like to go big or go home, but what I am trying to get at is that she’s got so little sex appeal, that she would just kinda blend into the wall and my brain wouldn’t pick her up.

That said, I am sure when Demi Moore had her she tried to get the doctor to push her back into the room, like convinced that she hadn’t finished developing and needed more time, like when you back muffins for your mom and shit’s raw on the inside….but when the doctor didn’t go through with it she was forced to raise her as her own, always resenting her for being so ugly while throwing up on her everytime she breast fed, because never in her life did she think she’d ever let anything this gross that close to her tits, unless he was of course a movie producer, offering her her first job.,…

I guess it’s kinda mean to make fun of someone’s birth defect, even when that birth defect is them. I should try to work on being nicer but with all this anger inside me, I don’t know if I can….


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2007

30

Oct

I am – Lohan Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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Lohan is my dream celebrity and I think she still looks hot when the paparazzi take shitty pictures from shitty angles that make her look like a big headed/small footed freakshow dressed like a bee in stupid pants getting ready to perform at the local carnival, but this isn’t the circus, she’s actually preparing for some weird Tango Dance movie she’s in that will definitely be Academy Award nominated, and by Academy Award I mean straight to fucking video. That was a pretty long sentence.

The thing I love about dirty girls is the risk taking involved in having sex with them. When you have sex with a standard chick, all you have to worry about is knocking her up, and that fear only lasts a couple of days around when her period is supposed to hit and if it doesn’t hit, you just abort mission. With a dirty girl, you got all kinds of other concerns that may take 6 months to discover, like you’re some kind of Indiana Jones motherfucker and your penis is the cup Jesus drank from….not this Jesus, that’s not how I’m living, but it seems every dude under the age of 20 is bi and fucking other dudes and then fucking girls at teenage sex parties and since girls have a vagina but are not smart enough to use them properly, no one uses condoms. Now STDs are the new Black (plague) and all these little sluts are going to be rockin’ herpes/HIV/HPV in the next 10 years, so I figure we should all just jump on that train and be the trendsetters because every loves the people who start a movement and take it to the mainstream. We’ll be heroes in our own right and they will make Stamps and trading cards with our pictures on them. Maybe we’ll even get invited to be on Kimmel.

Lohan is already up on this and is an inspiration to us all, so I figure it’s my duty to go to the source of all that fun. When I do, I can see past her flaws, like her belly while she’s sitting in the car, just as easily as I can see past her 21 year old haggard face from all the hard living, because that shit it all part of what we’re all trying to work towards.


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2007

30

Oct

I am – Lohan Lookin' Hot of the Day

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Lohan is my dream celebrity and I think she still looks hot when the paparazzi take shitty pictures from shitty angles that make her look like a big headed/small footed freakshow dressed like a bee in stupid pants getting ready to perform at the local carnival, but this isn’t the circus, she’s actually preparing for some weird Tango Dance movie she’s in that will definitely be Academy Award nominated, and by Academy Award I mean straight to fucking video. That was a pretty long sentence.

The thing I love about dirty girls is the risk taking involved in having sex with them. When you have sex with a standard chick, all you have to worry about is knocking her up, and that fear only lasts a couple of days around when her period is supposed to hit and if it doesn’t hit, you just abort mission. With a dirty girl, you got all kinds of other concerns that may take 6 months to discover, like you’re some kind of Indiana Jones motherfucker and your penis is the cup Jesus drank from….not this Jesus, that’s not how I’m living, but it seems every dude under the age of 20 is bi and fucking other dudes and then fucking girls at teenage sex parties and since girls have a vagina but are not smart enough to use them properly, no one uses condoms. Now STDs are the new Black (plague) and all these little sluts are going to be rockin’ herpes/HIV/HPV in the next 10 years, so I figure we should all just jump on that train and be the trendsetters because every loves the people who start a movement and take it to the mainstream. We’ll be heroes in our own right and they will make Stamps and trading cards with our pictures on them. Maybe we’ll even get invited to be on Kimmel.

Lohan is already up on this and is an inspiration to us all, so I figure it’s my duty to go to the source of all that fun. When I do, I can see past her flaws, like her belly while she’s sitting in the car, just as easily as I can see past her 21 year old haggard face from all the hard living, because that shit it all part of what we’re all trying to work towards.


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2007

30

Oct

I am – Kylie and Danni Minogue at Some Event Together of the Day

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I was just taking a shit, and by shit I mean I was just uploading these Kylie and Danni Minogue pictures, that were just as painful as taking a shit, yes it hurts when I shit, but that’s just because my liver is shot and apparently it’s got some pretty integral role in shitting almost as integral as Kylie’s tits had in making her famous. Too bad they’ve left the building like Elvis, but not because of a drug overdose….it was cancer. No cancer isn’t funny, even when it happens to an asshole boss who deserves it, but breast implants are, they are like toys for adults.

I love seeing these plastic surgery bitches on the street, I am not talking post cancer implants like Kylie, I am talking rich breast implanted mom’s who’s husbands made them do it because it was always their fantasy and now that they have money and a woman dependent on their lifestyle, their reality, because when a bitch goes under the knife for you, you know you pretty much own her.

I always like asking girls I know with implants if they will have my baby, not because I want them to actually have my baby, because I don’t think my sperm can handle impregnating much more than my testicles and they are having a hard enough time just doing that, but when they respond by saying no, because no one wants my baby, I like to follow up with asking if they think the baby will look more like they look now or more like how they looked before the plastic surgery, because seeing a baby with big implants would be awkward, especially when it stats breast feeding itself.


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2007

30

Oct

I am – Jessica Stam is a Model with a Mustache of the Day

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So this is some model named Jessica Stam who is supposed to be pretty popular now so I decided to try to find her on Facebook since seducing “it” girls on the internet is what I do, except for the seducing part because they usually just block and delete me. I tell them how I want to give them abortions and other retarded shit that doesn’t translate into funny online, kinda like this site.

Either way, I came across these pictures and realized that she may be a hot model in pictures and on the runway, but she’s not a hot girl at events and in candid pictures and figured I’d post them for you all to see and hopefully to get back to her because let’s face it, she’s better than anything I’ve fucked. So her crack addict bags under her eyes and her mustache aren’t really that big of a deal to me. The addicts I’ve fucked didn’t even have both their eyes, and it’s just nice to see that she makes enough money for me to wallet fuck her with my limp dick in hopes of K-Feding her to support my retirement plan, but then again the dude who just gave me a coffee a Starbucks makes enough money to support my retirement. I’m not very luxurious, despite popular belief.


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2007

30

Oct

I am – Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere dressed like a skinny looking girl in a bikini for halloween, but we all know that hiding somewhere under that bikini is her stalky troll body…I guess she is hollywood and this is the magic of movie special effects make-up or some expensive bikini or some shit because I rarely see girls take off her clothes and look better than when she has them on, but when it does happen it’s magical. We call those kinds of girls “sleepers” because no one notices them, and when you get them and their over-sized t-shirt comes off and reveals perfect tits and a bangin’ body you ask yourself why you were wasting your time with the hot chick everyone else is trying to get their dicks inside because she wearing revealing clothes trying to get attention and it’s working…..and laugh when you decide to let them have the hot whore and not be one of the assholes trying to hook it up because you just won the fuckin’ lottery with this sleeper.

I did once knew this girl who was the girl everyone wanted to fuck and somehow I got her back to my place when wasted, not that I had a place at the time, but she was too drunk to realize we were in under an overpass. Either way, as the clothes came off and the padded bra turned her C’s into manly pecs, and her controlling underwear turned her booty into a sloppy bowl of corn pops and I didn’t wanna have my Pops like their commercial always told me I did. But then her hair extensions came off showing off her female-pattern baldness and her make-up rubbed off turning her into a fucking monster…and it wasn’t halloween….

I am thinking that’s kinda what’s happening in these pictures, only it happens everyday while Hayden puts clothes on. It’s like as the t-shirt goes on, her abs turn into a gut and as her slim fit jeans go on her legs get short and thinck. For the record, I still slammed the bitch, but that’s just because I have no standards and how often do you get a girl, even if she doesn’t really look like a girl under an overpass wanting your dick, and by wanting my dick I mean passed out and having no idea where she is….


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