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2007

28

Sep

I am – Kimberly Stewart's Pantyhose of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kimmy Stewart lookin’ better than usual at some premiere in the UK two days ago. I feel like Kimmy Stewart’s the kind of girl that guys are always two days late for because she’s not that hot and when they hear that she’s two days late they plot some kind of scheme to punch her in the stomach while she’s sleeping, the “I was having a nightmare” induced miscarriage.

The thing that always surprised me about her is that she’s probably slated to inherit a truckload of money when her dad dies. I know he’s got his own army of blonde kids running around the globe, with his own army of blonde ex wives he needs to payout and I am sure Kimmy’s not the favorite one, but she’s more set than you’ll ever be, and that’s enough reason for me to fall in love, because looks aren’t everything.

I was in a bar last night, in a group of people trying to get my drink and some asshole farted, literally. Everyone around me were looking to see where the fucking smell was coming from, and as soon as they saw me, they were gave me the look like I’m fucking disgusting, because I was the fattest and rattiest dude and although I usually smell, I actually showered yesterday and it wasn’t me, I am convinced it was this tight bodied blonde chick in a short dress but since she was hot everyone assumed it wasn’t her even though logically, her asshole was pretty much hanging out of her dress and there was less travel time for the fart to get out there…I fucking hate talking about fart and making fart jokes but it’s a story and it proves my point…I just wanted to clarify that I hate fart jokes….and was just telling a story to prove a point….

And the point of the story is that I felt like Kimberly Stewart at a family dinner, so I guess what it comes down to is that looks do matter. Sorry Kimberly but at least we’re in it together now buy me things. Cuddles.


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Kimberly Stewart’s Cellulite Ass in a Bikini
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Kimberly Stewart’s Sister is Hotter Than Her…So Are Most People…

Posted in:Kimberly Stewart|Legs|Pantyhose|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Soulja Boy Fans of the Day

So I was walking down the street and heard a group of assholes singing Soula Boy’s Crank Dat tune. I was a little confused but realized that every asshole and his fucking mother, aunt, cousin and child were hooked on this shit. I knew the youtube instructional videos already had 7,000,000 views or some shit and every asshole is gettin down to this shit, I guess what it all comes down to is that all these people like their radio.

Now I don’t mean to be a social chainsaw and I don’t mean to hurt people’s feelings but some bitch was acting gangster with me, so gangster that I asked her if her Clit was a fuckin’ Glock or if she uses her Glock as a tampon, cuz we all know metal and plastic are not all that absorbent so she had to rely on the red pants for back-up. So I gave her the pet name “Period Pants” because when a bitch has her period but is too poor to get a tampon she’s got to compromise. Maybe I shoulda called her smart shopper because with those red pants on, no one would ever know.

Anyway, I decide to film them and some bitch who I like to call teeth because all I saw was teeth got mad and me for filming her, she told me that she was already famous and asked if I was paparazzi. I told her that if she was worth my time and wasn’t so busted, that I could be anything she wanted, but until she transformed into a hot chick, we had nothing to discuss.

Her friend, a dude with a mustache wasn’t too impressed so he called me a cunt. Now I am okay with being called a cunt, because I know that I am an asshole, and 5 minutes earlier I had just walked into a glass door trying to find out Jared Leto’s room number at the W Hotel, because I figured I could get some decent footage of him banging underage girls and I could use that shit to make myself famous while getting arrested, but some cocksucker from a legacy of hotel managers ruined that dream by telling me that he’s had a dream to run a hotel since he’s been a kid and hotel management is his life fucking work and that he’s been studying it since he was 5 but was only a night receptionist and he wouldn’t give me the room number because that’s against the rule of hotel management

Either way, dude called me a cunt, I got mad, told him that mustache boys feel good on my balls like Soulja Boy feels good on his ears and that he should suck my dick, not cuz I was coming on to him but because tough guys aren’t into suckin dick and calling tough guys bitches or emasculating them in any way is the one way ticket to their tough guy hearts. So the next time he sees me I am going to get shot, but I don’t give a fuck because I am willing to get shot for content. That’s how much I like you. Cuddles.

Oh and I just made you famous, bitches.


Related Posts:

7,500,000 People Have Watched the Soulja Boy Dance Tutorial Because they are Losers

Ps – Period Pants, We Get It You, Watched His Music Video and Learned His Complex Dance. You are a dancing queen now go fuck yourself because you are just one of 7.5 Million motherfucker.

Posted in:Crank Dat|Losers|Soulja Boy|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So the picture you see above is from a girl who claims to read my site. She says she comes everyday and she wanted me to post this for her. I feel like I’ve finally made it…Like I am living the dude with a sleazy blog’s dream. A drunken party slut who looks like so many of the girls I’ve watched in CollegeFuckFest videos is into what I do….Next step making her choke on my dick, and by choke I mean from laughing at how small it is. Unfortunately for her the penis enlargement pills I’ve been taking had the reverse effect on me and now I’ve got a vagina or a penis that looks like a vagina. But I’m sure that won’t stop her cuz college girls are just crazy and into all kinds of experimental shit.

I am waiting for her to send in a pair of used panties before deciding on whether I should make a stepTV episode on my trip to her hometown to ask her dad what he thinks of these pics of his baby….Cuddles.

Here are my links,

Soma Paris Launching Her New Perfume Called Can Can, Named After Her Cunt, Cuz It’s Seen More Dick than a Pubic Can…
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Proof The Meg White Sex Tape is Real
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Chick Shoots Bottle Rocket Out of Her Ass
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Top 10 Celebrity Cunts
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Goth on Public Access
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Lucy Pinder Topless In Maxim UK Video
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Some Jessica Biel Ass Shots
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Drunk Girl With Massive Boobs Who May Be Famous Gets Kicked Out of a Club VIdeo
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Melanie B – Scary Spice’s Huge Tits
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Lacy Chabert Rockin’ Some Hot Cleavage
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A Whole Lot of Hot Rob Pin-Ups
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Some Psycho Bitch Dangles Her Kid off a Building
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Wallabies Having an Orgy
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Amy Smart’s Public Sex Video
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Pam Anderson and Denise RIchards Naked Together in Playboy
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Brittany Snow Eating Disorder Tell All
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Why You Shouldn’t Steal a Cellphone in Nicaragua
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Hot Bra
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Funny Protest Signs
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Emmy Rossum Rockin’ Some Cleavage
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Ashlee Simpson Got a Nose Job To Fix Her Breathing…I Think That’s the Excuse Every Big Nosed Jew Who’s Had a Nose Job Uses…
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Not the Kathy Lee You Think It is Posing Nude With Tanks and Guns
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Jennifer Lopez in Arena Magazine
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Frisbee Tackle – Because Frisbee is a Man’s Sport…
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Dudes Play a Round of Paintball in the Dark
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Oprah Makes a Joke About Anal Sex
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Some Swimsuit Model and Balloons
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The Natalie Portman Nude Scene I didn’t Bother Posting Because Fast Forwarding And Pausing on Nude Scene’s Isn’t My Thing….
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Natalie Portman Nude Scene Stills
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Download the Short Wes Anderson Film Featuring Natalie Portman Nude Scene
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Chicks Caught Showering Together – AMAZING
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Lohan Is Staying in Rehab
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Lohan Stole Steve-O’s Cocaine
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Natalia Bush in a Bikini…With Scary Hot Tits
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Cary Hart Realizes He’s Not Into Dudes or Chicks Who Look Like Dudes So He Dumped Pink for Girls Who Look Like Girls..at least that’s the story I heard
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Avril Lavigne Licking
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Cope in Greece Make Whores Do Whore Things
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Some Webcam Girl’s Ass
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Extreme Public Sex
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Ashlee Simpson 2005 – 2007
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Evan Rachel Wood Rockin’ Some Thigh Highs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naked on the Streets of Kuwait
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Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Guy For a Walk
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Vanessa Hudgens New Leaked Pics…Including some Panty Shots…
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Britney Spears Caught Getting Into Her Car with a Margarita….
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Hot Ass Ad for a Men’s Magazine
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Britney Films Getting Filmed
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Some Photobucket Sluts
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Some Mistry Anderson in a Small Bikini
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Some Self Shot Sluts Naked Pics
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Some Dude Throws His Chick Around and Makes Her Flash Her Tits
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Toy Bangers Gets an 80
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Dude Bangs a Sleepy Chick…NSFW and WEIRD
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Sex is Around The Corner…
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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2007

27

Sep

I am – Danielle Lloyd Ass Flash Pictures of the Day

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I saw these picture of Danielle Lloyd the other day and wasn’t too impressed, because the ass flash picture wasn’t released. I don’t remember who she is, probably from Big Brother UK but I do know that she’s one of those chicks who constantly exposes herself and when I see her name in the boards I rip my pictures off of, usually means a guaranteed post…

Reality is that I like slutty lookin girls who dress in revealing clothes. I like girls who show off their bodies and don’t wear panties. I like being with girls who like to flash their bodies and their body parts discreetly even though they usually suck in bed, but watching other guys get hard over them is a total power trip. Unfortunately that hasn’t happened since I got one of my chicks to not wear panties one night and discreetly expose the shit, but that was a long fucking time ago….

I also like girls who like sex. So I spent the last hour sitting on a park bench outside a maternity store. I do this sometimes because I like to let the girls know that I know what they’ve been up to by giving them dirty looks or creepy smirks. In my head I think to myself how that bitch let a dude bust nut inside her and smile and I know she knows I know she let some dude bust in her and that in a few months so will the rest of the world….it’s kinda like she’s released a sex tape or has starred in a porn flick that I’ve never seen, but I still know she was in it.

Here are those Danielle Lloyd pics.


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2007

27

Sep

I am – Jamie Lynn Spears Cleavage of the Day

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The funny thing about these young celebrities is that being the hot underage chick who will eventually become a drunken disaster of a slut is like a role written by Hollywood, but as time moves on, a new actress takes on the role, so every year that’s a switch of characters and I sit here feeling like I am watching the same story unfold and it is like visiting the same strip club every month to see the same stripper do the same routine to the same fucking song. It is pretty much the equivalent of being locked in a room watching Seinfeld reruns over and over again only the rerun is always the same episode, but Seinfeld is played by some other Jew.

Sometimes you want to believe that this one is different, you want to think that she’ll break through and make it like a normal person just to switch things up a bit and keep us guessing. Sometimes you want to think that the cliche is just a cliche and that not everyone falls into the parameters society has set for them but what it all comes down to is that people are all the same and when faced with the same opportunity and struggles and their egos are fed the same way and the money comes in at the same speed and the interest from men comes in at the same time, they react in the same way.

I guess what I am trying to say is that new blood can be exciting and is welcomed, and it means a future of many new vagina lip slips, new nipple slips, DUIs, sex scandals and sex tapes and I guess I should be more welcoming to that, because the only thing better than pussy is new pussy and because otherwise I’d have nothing write about…But sometimes I like to think someone out there will surprise me. I still haven’t grasped that people are all the same and they always let me down, even when I don’t know them and they are just pictures on my computer, I still like to hope they are different because there’s no fun in knowing exactly how their public life will pan out, so I guess for this Jamie Lynn bitch, it’s just a matter of time, so until she turns 18, I’ll play the waiting game even though she’s not even that hot, but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I have no standards….


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Posted in:cleavage|Jamie Lynn Spears|Underage|Unsorted

2007

27

Sep

I am – Kristen Bell in a Bikini on the Set of Heroes of the Day

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I don’t watch Heroes, because I am not into the whole hero bullshit. I don’t believe in them. I am more into self absorbed pricks who don’t give a fuck about anyone, even themselves and drink themselves into an early grave while trying to bring everyone around them down with them. So I didn’t know who Kristen Bell was, but she was spotted in a bikini, so now I do and feel like a much better person for it, and by better I mean like a virgin. Because every time I post bikini pics, I always feel like a fag who can’t get pussy and who sits at home obsessing over bitches like the other people with these kinds of sites and reality is that I honestly don’t give a fuck about them or about them in bikinis. There is perfectly good pussy right outside my door for me to invite over to try on bikinis, but I do it for you, because I know you’re struggling so I guess in a lot of ways, that makes me a hero…unlike the buzz-killing asshole who’s covering her up with his gayer than Ellen pink blanket….

Here are them there pics.


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Posted in:Bikini|Heroes|Kristen Bell|Unsorted

2007

26

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone emailed me the weirdest email from South Africa telling me how much my links suck because there are so many of them. I realize that people in South Africa are at the cutting edge of pretty much nothing but I do post a lot of links, but I figure what the fucks the difference you just have to scroll over the shit you don’t like to click the shit you do like. I guess I’ll try to scale shit down a little more in future, not to keep assholes happy but because it means less work for me. I am hoping my server issues are sorted out so that tomorrow I am back in full force. In the meantime I am going to get the fuck out my house because my wife’s makin’ me feel sick to my stomach.

I am going to go out to a club, but a bottle of champagne and buy all the pussy in the place to make me feel better about that, only instead of champagne I’ll be buying a 2 for 1 beer special and instead of buying all the pussy, I’ll probably make friends with an old Irish drunk dude with a limp….My life is awesome.

Here are my links:


Iran is Faaaabulous Video
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Heidi Montag was Willing to Die for Fake Tits
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Whoose Boobs Latina Edition
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This Dude Eats Anything
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Britney Video Inside the Public Bathroom Asking the Paparazzi to Get Her a Sandwich Cuz She Can Only Shit When She Eats Quiznos
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Britney Looks Like a Fucking Wreck
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Oscar De La Hoya and His Internet Lover Helga
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Elisabetta Gregoraci in a Thong Bikini
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Some 2 Year Old Geography Genius
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Racists Want to Kill Halle Berry’s Baby
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Beyonce’s Full Half Naked Amex Commercial
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Weird Video With a Hot Chick in a Thong and a Midget Picking Up The Garbage
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Jailbail Warning – Victoria Justice
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Remember Jessica Alba’s See Through Shirt
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Lohan’s Leaving Rehab
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Kelly Brooke Topless in Arena Magazine
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Paris Hilton Will Never Do Letterman Again Because He Teased Her
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Geri Halliwell Topless/Nude Pics from a While Ago But Still Worth Checking Out
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Some Strip Club Lesbian Orgy
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Some Petra Nemcova All Dolled Up Lookin’ Hot
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A Little Trishelle Bikini Action
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Here is the World’s Sexiest Weather Girl
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Some Vintage Phoebe Price
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Fastest Handjob By a Japanese Girl
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Christina Aguilera’s Wearing a See-Through Top Showing Off her Pregnancy Belly and Leopard Print Bra
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Christina Aguilera’s Perfume Launch Preview
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Pam Anderson Can’t Stop Partying
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Some Ashley Tisdale Music Video
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Elton John Gets on of my Favorite Photographer’s Picture Seized Because The Female Models May Have Been Underage
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Kate Bowsworth in Mom Jeans
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Kate Moss is Getting Married
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Jessica Alba Might Be Pregnant
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1010 Girls in Bikinis on the Beach To Break Some Record
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Tome Cruise and Katie Holmes Have Trouble in Paradise Because He is Gay
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Some Compilation of Crazy Faces….
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Stinky Pussy Makes This Porn Dude Puke – NSFW
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Some Foot Fetish Albums on Photobucket
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A Little Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Another Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude Gets His Dick Chopped off For Comparing His First Wife’s Sex Skills To His Second Wife’s Sex Skills.
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Photobucket Smut
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More Photobucket Smut
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And Even More Photobucket Smut
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Some Nudity in this 1970’s Vietnam Hippie Movie Trailer
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Download the New Foo Fighters CD
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Pre Release of PJ Harvey’s CD
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Some Ariel Rebel Masturbing Action
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Some Chick Named Victoria Vass in Penthouse
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Pornstar Squirt Got a 72
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Use this to Find Girls to Get Laid By
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2007

26

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Gillian of the Day

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When I go out partying I have pretty high standards for chicks. I don’t like to look at ugly people, because I am forced to look at my ugly wife all day, and everyday ugly people just don’t exist to me, other than my wife, but I only notice her because of her sleep apnea and the sounds she makes while eating. Anyway, when I go to the bars I tend to go to, hot is few and far between. Sometimes I catch myself looking at my fat man tits wondering how good they’d look in a push-up bra, but I still go out hoping to see hot ass.

The same goes for Hotties contests. When I look to a Hotties contest, I want to see Hotties, and maybe hotties are hard to come across these days, I still want to see them. I am not sure how Gillian made the cut, but I can assume that she’s got a team of monkeys voting for her 24/7 because that’s what they do in Bakersfield California. The only other explanation is that she did work for Disneyland in Hong Kong and we all know that Disney makes dreams come true, because he was a pedophile and that line worked on all the kids he seduced with his cartoons, but either something magical went down.

Don’t get me wrong, Gillian is ok looking, but she’s not Hometown Hottie material and I have no idea how she made it into the top 10. First off she’s 5 ft 2, not 5 ft 2 and 95 lbs can be cute to look at because lots of guys do like smaller chicks to have as girlfriends, but I don’t think anyone who looks like a little 12 year old elf could be called hot or categorized as a hottie even with that magic push up bra, but I’d still let her change my diaper when playing infantilism sex games….I think she should be disqualified and that’s enough for the review because Maxim is going to sue me if I keep this up much longer because I already know who I want to win.

Only 2 more Hometown Hotties to go….


Related:

Check Out Gillian’s Profile

Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest

Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA
JUDA
JAIME
NICKI
ROBERTA

Posted in:Gillian|Hometown Hotties Review|Maxim|stepREVIEW|Unsorted

2007

26

Sep

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Mom Jeans of the Day

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I was at a bar the other day and I saw 2 chicks making out with each other. They were like half-breed lesbians who didn’t think it was funny when I moved in and asked for a 3-way kiss. They were too busy being into each other and it was pretty much a waste of a hot chick. She looked really hot in her tight skirt and cleavage exposing shirt and the way she moved made her look like a dirty little fuck. She on this sexually liberated experimental kick that girls go through, but she wasn’t in the mood for any cock. Not that I had any cock to offer but they were blowing off dudes from every angle. I don’t think they were pulling the whole frat boy chick making out thing to get guys to look at them but I do think they were legitimately into each other and not doing it for attention, but because they were drunk and horny and were going to go home to fuck the shit out of each other in the scissor stance. I didn’t find it hot to watch and refused to watch the spectacle because I can’t deal with hot lesbians who turn down cock. I can deal with lesbians who look like dudes and wear leather because they are just man hating rape victims and shit, but hot lesbians who I want to fuck but who don’t want anything to do with me or any other penis for that matter but hot chicks who who are into other hot chicks and refuse dick just piss me the fuck off.

Either way, Kardashian may not be into girls and she may be into black dude cock, because black guys are good at working the huge fucking asses but she’s rockin’ a pair of mom jeans, that make her ass look even bigger than usual and that remind me more of the man hating lesbians who work construction and drink been than the hot little sluts who don’t like dudes who I saw the other day. Both are equally annoying.


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Kristen Davis and Kim Kardashian are Friends
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures
Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass

Posted in:Ass|Booty|cleavage|Kim Kardashian|Mom Jeans|Tits|Unsorted

2007

26

Sep

I am – Kim Kardashian's Mom Jeans of the Day

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I was at a bar the other day and I saw 2 chicks making out with each other. They were like half-breed lesbians who didn’t think it was funny when I moved in and asked for a 3-way kiss. They were too busy being into each other and it was pretty much a waste of a hot chick. She looked really hot in her tight skirt and cleavage exposing shirt and the way she moved made her look like a dirty little fuck. She on this sexually liberated experimental kick that girls go through, but she wasn’t in the mood for any cock. Not that I had any cock to offer but they were blowing off dudes from every angle. I don’t think they were pulling the whole frat boy chick making out thing to get guys to look at them but I do think they were legitimately into each other and not doing it for attention, but because they were drunk and horny and were going to go home to fuck the shit out of each other in the scissor stance. I didn’t find it hot to watch and refused to watch the spectacle because I can’t deal with hot lesbians who turn down cock. I can deal with lesbians who look like dudes and wear leather because they are just man hating rape victims and shit, but hot lesbians who I want to fuck but who don’t want anything to do with me or any other penis for that matter but hot chicks who who are into other hot chicks and refuse dick just piss me the fuck off.

Either way, Kardashian may not be into girls and she may be into black dude cock, because black guys are good at working the huge fucking asses but she’s rockin’ a pair of mom jeans, that make her ass look even bigger than usual and that remind me more of the man hating lesbians who work construction and drink been than the hot little sluts who don’t like dudes who I saw the other day. Both are equally annoying.


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Kim Kardashian and Jenna do Heatherette Fashion Show
Kristen Davis and Kim Kardashian are Friends
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures
Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass

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