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2007

04

Sep

I am – Anne Hathaway is Boring and Pasty with a Bad Ass in a Bikini She’s Already Worn of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing the same bathing suit she wore last month on some boat in St Tropez. It is safe to say that these are old and from her last boring non-sexual romp on the boat, but since they are making the rounds and dated for this past weekend I will post them. I know that celebs do not wear the same bikini twice, especially one as unflattering as this….but out of respect of the bikini manufacturers, I am am pretty sure no design or fabric out there could make Anne Hathaway look good…and I am not even talking about the color of her skin, because I am not a racist….

Reality is that I was always into hot chicks, but ended up with white chicks, I don’t know, maybe it is because I am Mexican and I know that Spanish girls are insane and get made and kill you in your sleep….and black girls can be hot but black guys don’t date them and go for fat blond chicks instead so I figure it’s best to stay away if their own community wants nothing to do with their vagina that either do I….and Asian girls are all small and tight bodied and built like teenage girls love serving their man but don’t seem to love serving fat Mexican dudes and I never really met many Natives, I don’t huff gas or hang out on Indian Reserves in my Teepee, but from what I understand they are all knocked up by the age of 15 so I just keep my distance, even though I love teenage pregnancy….Indian chicks and arab chicks I see just aren’t accessible, they are in lock-down with overbearing husbands and traditional clothing, behind the mask is often a pretty hot piece of ass, but getting under the silky fabric is almost impossible….and Jew chicks are good cuz before they get married, they like sucking dick, they learned it in summer camp and like to perfect it because they are so ambitious, but they have strong family values and have to stick with their own kind in some kind of rebuilding the empire after WWII way, they are also superficial and I was always too poor and too ugly to land that…so I stick to middle america, white bread bitches who are down on their luck and don’t mind some Mexican cock because their families don’t bother with them and men of their own kind are going for the higher quality version of them….Point of all this is to say that even if I like white chicks, this bitch is too fucking white and the fact that she’s been out on a boat in the sun for a month and still looks this fucking white, leads me to believe bitch has something seriously wrong with her….like Aids.


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Anne Hathaway is Boring and Pasty with a Bad Ass in a Bikini She's Already Worn of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing the same bathing suit she wore last month on some boat in St Tropez. It is safe to say that these are old and from her last boring non-sexual romp on the boat, but since they are making the rounds and dated for this past weekend I will post them. I know that celebs do not wear the same bikini twice, especially one as unflattering as this….but out of respect of the bikini manufacturers, I am am pretty sure no design or fabric out there could make Anne Hathaway look good…and I am not even talking about the color of her skin, because I am not a racist….

Reality is that I was always into hot chicks, but ended up with white chicks, I don’t know, maybe it is because I am Mexican and I know that Spanish girls are insane and get made and kill you in your sleep….and black girls can be hot but black guys don’t date them and go for fat blond chicks instead so I figure it’s best to stay away if their own community wants nothing to do with their vagina that either do I….and Asian girls are all small and tight bodied and built like teenage girls love serving their man but don’t seem to love serving fat Mexican dudes and I never really met many Natives, I don’t huff gas or hang out on Indian Reserves in my Teepee, but from what I understand they are all knocked up by the age of 15 so I just keep my distance, even though I love teenage pregnancy….Indian chicks and arab chicks I see just aren’t accessible, they are in lock-down with overbearing husbands and traditional clothing, behind the mask is often a pretty hot piece of ass, but getting under the silky fabric is almost impossible….and Jew chicks are good cuz before they get married, they like sucking dick, they learned it in summer camp and like to perfect it because they are so ambitious, but they have strong family values and have to stick with their own kind in some kind of rebuilding the empire after WWII way, they are also superficial and I was always too poor and too ugly to land that…so I stick to middle america, white bread bitches who are down on their luck and don’t mind some Mexican cock because their families don’t bother with them and men of their own kind are going for the higher quality version of them….Point of all this is to say that even if I like white chicks, this bitch is too fucking white and the fact that she’s been out on a boat in the sun for a month and still looks this fucking white, leads me to believe bitch has something seriously wrong with her….like Aids.


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Keira Knightley Bikini Pics of the Day

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I had a pretty shitty weekend, mostly because I didn’t get laid and when I don’t get fucked I get pretty cranky. I had quite alot to drink as usual and we stumbling blindly down the main drag of the city in my high heels, I stopped into a bar I don’t usually frequent to see a friend who works there. It was full of all these white hip hop loving assholes that think being black is about wearing baggy clothes and fake gold and diamonds on your front teeth. I was so drunk I ended up leaving with one of these assholes, but he wasn’t bad looking and his pants halfway fit so that’s how I’ll justify it.

We got back to his his house and got all nakend and shit and he started going down on me, but he was one of those try hards that really wasn’t that good at it in the first place, so I pulled him up and we got ready to fuck, and that’s when I saw it. His dick limp like the celery in my fridge.

Now I’m used to hearing stories about guys with limp dicks, since I live with one, but I can understand it when its a fat, middle aged drunk, you know? What I can’t understand is how the fuck this happens to a 24 year old dude. I’m not one to console anyone for shit, so I told him the truth in the ways of “No, it doesn’t happen all the time, it’s not okay, and it is a big deal.”

Here’s Keira Knightley.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Charlize Theron’s Cleavage of the Day

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I have a token gay blogger to attract more girls to the site because girls like fags. There was a time when I knew a kid who pretended to be fag to get laid. He would trick girls into taking him shopping and trying on clothes for him. In his 6 month experiment he saw more bare vagina than anyone I’ve met. When he told the girls he wanted to test out vagina, they’d all comply, cuz they thought they were so hot that a gay dude would go straight for them….what they didn’t realize is that was his game and he was running it on so many chicks….

So anyway, if girls like fags and I let fags write for the site, maybe girls will like me enough to send me vagina pictures…so my token gay blogger wrote about these pictures that I wouldn’t normally post about because they are fashion shots and they are boring, but since he’s gay, I’ll let it slide because I know that we’re different and I accept diversity….and because I don’t want him reporting me as a discriminating gay hating guy with a website who doesn’t pay him cuz that will work against this whole getting girls to send in vagina pictures….

Here is his post….

So I was at this bar the other night and it was really boring and this group of cunts are standing around going “You almost spilled you drink on my 3000 dollar suit. C’MON!” and “I asked you to get me another drink. C’MON!” Now, we are all aware that Arrested Development was a really funny show and that it’s a shame that it got cancelled and blah blah blah. But please, don’t sully it’s good name by fucking quoting it to death. If I see one more fucking frat boy doing JOB’s chicken dance in the middle of a bar will actually vomit. You might as well be talking like Borat while wearing a “Vote For Pedro” t-shirt.

Move the fuck on.

Here are some pics of Charlize Theron looking like a whore. She played a retard on Arrested Development.

Smooch!

Julien


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Charlize Theron's Cleavage of the Day

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I have a token gay blogger to attract more girls to the site because girls like fags. There was a time when I knew a kid who pretended to be fag to get laid. He would trick girls into taking him shopping and trying on clothes for him. In his 6 month experiment he saw more bare vagina than anyone I’ve met. When he told the girls he wanted to test out vagina, they’d all comply, cuz they thought they were so hot that a gay dude would go straight for them….what they didn’t realize is that was his game and he was running it on so many chicks….

So anyway, if girls like fags and I let fags write for the site, maybe girls will like me enough to send me vagina pictures…so my token gay blogger wrote about these pictures that I wouldn’t normally post about because they are fashion shots and they are boring, but since he’s gay, I’ll let it slide because I know that we’re different and I accept diversity….and because I don’t want him reporting me as a discriminating gay hating guy with a website who doesn’t pay him cuz that will work against this whole getting girls to send in vagina pictures….

Here is his post….

So I was at this bar the other night and it was really boring and this group of cunts are standing around going “You almost spilled you drink on my 3000 dollar suit. C’MON!” and “I asked you to get me another drink. C’MON!” Now, we are all aware that Arrested Development was a really funny show and that it’s a shame that it got cancelled and blah blah blah. But please, don’t sully it’s good name by fucking quoting it to death. If I see one more fucking frat boy doing JOB’s chicken dance in the middle of a bar will actually vomit. You might as well be talking like Borat while wearing a “Vote For Pedro” t-shirt.

Move the fuck on.

Here are some pics of Charlize Theron looking like a whore. She played a retard on Arrested Development.

Smooch!

Julien


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2007

04

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking through the park and saw some dude who turned out to be wiping out on GHB with his dog….He was passed out in a group of people but no one seemed to know who he was. He was holding a leash with some pitbull kind of dog that rips faces off….I watched as some asshole in a green shirt was taunting the dog, trying to put sunglasses on it, trying to hit it in the face, trying to aggravate it….I walked up to him and asked what the fuck he was doing to the dog and he told me he was trying to get it to attack him so that he could sue and make money. I told the guy that if I see him fuck with the dog again I will rip his fucking throat out…and the crackhead ran to get security. I am not an intimidating person, I am not a fighter, but I like dogs and I don’t like assholes.

Here are my links…

Maggie Gyllenhaal Poses in her Underwear for Agent Provocateur and Is Busted
GO

Cora is some kind of model in some kind of lingerie…
GO

The Beyonce Tit Flashing Video
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Sienna Miller is Drunk and Throwing a Fit
GO

Some Chick Named Jessica Capshaw’s See Thru Top
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Brooke Skye and Her Friends are Hot on the Beach
GO

Bam and Ryan Get Pulled Over By the Cops
GO

Genius Ugly Betty Ad from New Zealand
GO

This Bitch Tried to Rush Brad Pitt in Venice cuz She’s Crazy
GO

All the Rocky Movies in 5 Seconds
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Lesbian Vampires in TV and Film Compilation
GO

Some Dude Named John Lehr Chokes on Camera…I have No Idea Who He Is….
GO

R-Kelly Featuring Jay z and Sluts…
GO

Raymi the Minx Naked Pics
GO

RIP Stack Bundles…who?
GO

Some Joss Stone is Not Hot, Even When I Pretend The Mic is My Dick…
GO

Rose McGowan See Through Shirt Action
GO

A Couple of Idiots Beat the Shit out of Each Other
GO

Angelina Jolie at the Venice Film Fest All Dressed Up
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Kate Beckinsale in Fuck Me Boots
GO

Here’s a Gallery of Cheerleaders
GO

Carmen Electra Does a Hot Fucking Dance
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Look Down Hayden Panettiere’s Shirt…
GO

Kids at a Party Beating Each Other Up
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Hot German Model Named Eva Padberg Posing
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Nicole Richie has Shown Up in Texas
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Photobucket Slut
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Some Dudes Stage a Double Murder
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Some Girl Showin Off Her Implants…That’s What Girls With Implants
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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An Assortment of Kate Moss Nude Pictures
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Some Chick Named Amy Weber Topless and Massaged
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Some Idiot Eats Soap and His Friends Laugh and I Kill Myself
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Your Friend is a Facebook Slut Prank
GO

Elle Macpherson Without Make-Up is Still Hot to Me
GO

Britney Wears Her Sunglasses At Night When Partying at DJ Am’s Club in Vegas
GO

Gallery of Modified Golf Carts
GO

Funny Bitch with Tourettes is So Over-Dramatic
GO

Some Car Show Babe Forgets Her Panties
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This Arm Wrestling Champ Claims She has a Vagina
GO

Some Waitress Serves a Dude Her TIts on a Plate
GO

Here’s an Interesting/Extensive Japanese Medical Exam Video
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Here’s a Rejected Vodka Ad
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Amy Winehouse Left a Disgusting Mess of Puke and Blood in Her Hotel Room
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Courtney Love Claims WInehouse Does More Cocaine Than Anyone She’s Ever Seen…And She’s Seen Lots of People Do Cocaine
GO

Pete Doherty Crapped Out when Winehouse was Overdosing because he Didn’t want Bad Press…I’d Let the Bitch Die Too…
GO

Here’s a Gallery of Chicks Caught Naked
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Here’s a Masturbating Monkey…Because it Reminds Me Of You
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Some Hipsters Versus Strippers Pictures to Bore You
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Some Chick Named Samantha Mumba has Amazing Cleavage Video
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Some Topless and Bald Party Slut
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101 Hottest Chicks with Tattoos
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Some Girl Dancing to Daft Punk Video I don’t Understand
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Here’s a Gallery of Nikki Cox Pics
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Here are a Couple of Chicks Making Out…
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Here’s Today’s Cute College Girl for you to Jerk Off To…In a Bikini
GO

Dude Does a Backflip and it Goes Wrong…
GO

Dude Gets Bit by a Cobra
GO

Some Michelle Marsh Compilation
GO

Here’s Some Shower Pissing Fun Video – NSFW
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Use This Spray To Get Laid
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2007

03

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Hangs with Rick Solomon of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson’s nipples hanging out with Rick Solomon. At first I thought that they were in some Meet People with Herpes support group to meet people with herpes so that you don’t have to deal with the stigma of telling the girl you’ve been banging for 2 months that you have herpes leading her to freak the fuck out on you….but then I realized that Pam Anderson is like Rick Solomon’s business mentor. She is his Tony Robbins. She is the person who lead him to a life of videotaping the sluts he bangs in hopes they one day become a commodity…so that he can make huge fucking money off it and give the girl involved even more fame, more jobs and her own reality TV show all for taking one load on her tits and being able to dress like a complete asshole in public since the world’s already seen your cock…. If only life was that simple.


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2007

03

Sep

I am – Rihanna Fighting With Her Dress of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Rihanna fighting with her dress to stay on, I like to believe that some fights aren’t worth fighting and this is one of them, but that’s only because I want to see her cans.

Speaking of fights not worth having, I was walking down the street and some drunk dude asked the time. The guy I was with told him that it was time to get a watch and dude went fucking insane. He started punching himself in the head and screaming about how he wanted to throw it down….we kept walking but the concept of a dude wanting to fight over shit I said in elementary school was fucking amazing….a fight I probably wouldn’t have fought, but this dude wasn’t having it….

Later that night, I was in a bar and had to take a piss, so I go to the bathroom and walk into some kind of man conference of 5 dudes pumping each other up to get pussy. One guy was screaming how the place is totally his seen and he’s going to get laid tonight and another guy was screaming how he loves pussy and they other 3 dudes were just going along with it, hitting each other and wrestling in the bathroom. One guy went on about how cool looking he was and how amazing he looked while his buddy was telling him how awesome he was. It was pretty much one of the gayer experiences of my life, other than when I was in prison. I wanted to tell them that they were going to fuck and that they were already at first base, which each other. But some fights aren’t worth fighting and I didn’t feel like getting gang raped in the bathroom by a group of drunk, testosterone charged closet cases….because they don’t think it’s gay to fuck each other, it just proves how comfortable they are with their sexuality and they usually try to be less gay by convincing some drunk college chick to join them in the fun for a gangbang…but when their buddy is getting sucked off by the slut, they are jerking off to the thought of being the one doing the sucking….

Reality is that they are probably people who read the site, because that’s how expect you to act in public and I found that thought pretty fucking depressing…like these Rihanna pics that don’t show no nipple.


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2007

03

Sep

I am – Britney Spears “Upskirt” of the Day

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Everyone says that Britney is a wreck because she goes out in short dresses and doesn’t care if her ass is hanging out. I call it a miracle because there was a time that she was a candy-coated popstar we all wished would turn into a dirty slut who gets naked on command and who pretty much walks around naked all the time. It may have taken two kids and an over-eating disorder and lots of paparazzi in her face for a long enough time before realizing that she can’t shit without the world knowing to break her down, but the time has come and we should all fucking embrace it, because it is what we always wanted.

Now this is probably one of the shittiest upskirt ass shots I’ve seen of hers, but like every loser with a celebrity blog, I saw a little ass cheek and that made it worthy of a post. I am trying to convince a group of girls next to me in the starbucks to come back to my place for a hot tub party. They will be disappointed when they find out that the closest thing I have to a hot tub is a kettle and a bucket, but I have them considering coming over and hanging out in their underwear since they don’t have bikinis. I am a fucking awesome considering what I have going for me…which is pretty much nothing. If you’re wondering why I am at Starbucks, it’s because my neighbor who I think killed himself’s internet was cut off,

Point of all this is to say I would love to do Britney, I’d love to smell the kitchen garbage variety of scents that exudes from her box, because let’s face it, I’ve done dirtier, poorer, trashier, fatter bitches that her and comparatively she’s a fucking gem.

Bonus – Some Pictures of Britney with some Hired Friends, Sitting Like a Man at LAX in Vegas, DJ AM’s new Gayer than Bicycle Shorts Club, where he makes all the woman sit like men, cuz it gets him off. He’s so weird.

Bonus – Britney Before going to LA showing a little shitty upskirt and rockin’ some huge cans…


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2007

03

Sep

I am – Britney Spears "Upskirt" of the Day

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Everyone says that Britney is a wreck because she goes out in short dresses and doesn’t care if her ass is hanging out. I call it a miracle because there was a time that she was a candy-coated popstar we all wished would turn into a dirty slut who gets naked on command and who pretty much walks around naked all the time. It may have taken two kids and an over-eating disorder and lots of paparazzi in her face for a long enough time before realizing that she can’t shit without the world knowing to break her down, but the time has come and we should all fucking embrace it, because it is what we always wanted.

Now this is probably one of the shittiest upskirt ass shots I’ve seen of hers, but like every loser with a celebrity blog, I saw a little ass cheek and that made it worthy of a post. I am trying to convince a group of girls next to me in the starbucks to come back to my place for a hot tub party. They will be disappointed when they find out that the closest thing I have to a hot tub is a kettle and a bucket, but I have them considering coming over and hanging out in their underwear since they don’t have bikinis. I am a fucking awesome considering what I have going for me…which is pretty much nothing. If you’re wondering why I am at Starbucks, it’s because my neighbor who I think killed himself’s internet was cut off,

Point of all this is to say I would love to do Britney, I’d love to smell the kitchen garbage variety of scents that exudes from her box, because let’s face it, I’ve done dirtier, poorer, trashier, fatter bitches that her and comparatively she’s a fucking gem.

Bonus – Some Pictures of Britney with some Hired Friends, Sitting Like a Man at LAX in Vegas, DJ AM’s new Gayer than Bicycle Shorts Club, where he makes all the woman sit like men, cuz it gets him off. He’s so weird.

Bonus – Britney Before going to LA showing a little shitty upskirt and rockin’ some huge cans…


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