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2022

19

Apr

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora’s been campaigning to be a pop star for as long as she’s existed in America with her lucrative record deal Rihanna had cancelled.

She’s been trying so hard to be an A-List popstar since the second she rode Kardashian dick hoping it would open more opportunities for her….she used to fuck a Kardashian, before fucking a series of music producers, who still haven’t made her an A-List popstar….but rather a d-list popstar, maybe an a-list influencer and host, I mean who fucking knows….or cares.

She’s now putting the same work she put into her great tits, that are less great as each day passes by….as hours turn to days, days to weeks, weeks to months, months to years…every second she degrades…so she’s putting that same effort, which is a lot of effort…if you can’t beat them, you can ALWAYS out work them, which she’s done….

SO she’s doing same thing for her tits, for her ass, and it looks good from this distance and angle..so I’ll get behind her and stare from the computer screen, why the fuck not.

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2022

19

Apr

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Being an old timer with a blog, when I should be doing more meaningful work for my legacy that will never happen, because I’m an old timer with a blog, and thus incapable of being remarkable or meaningful…but being an old timer with a blog, I’ve seen Charli XCX go from being a virtual unknown in LA working at night clubs, literally at night clubs, in a leootard like some bootleg lady gaga….to selling her soul to the devil this past year, where she’s gone onto produce a series of very satanic music videos, photoshoots, and a Netflix special…..because all of a sudden, the powers that be wanted to give her the shot.

As it turns out, throughout it all, she’s had her tits, and we’ve been documenting it since first being introduced to them all those years ago….she’s still got the, whether they’re great tits or not, who knows, the face is creeping me out in the top pic so I’m trying to not make eye contact with that JULIA FOX looking monster….but I guess now that she’s more popular than ever, finally making it, the tits are higher profile and thus more worthy to jerk off to than her older tit pics of when she was just a try hard trying hard to make the connections to get her soul sold to the right person who would take her to the top.

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2022

19

Apr

Christina Milian Ass of the Day

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You’d assume that Christina Milian would be too old for this shit, but apparently you can be a whore on the internet after having a few kids well into your 40s….even if you shouldn’t….but I guess when you were sold to an industry young and you have a one hit wonder thanks to a slutty music video when people with no access to porn would jerk off to music videos….something the new generation would find as crazy as Forrest Gump not being a BIOPIC because they don’t understand the whole USING the imagination, or sarcasm….or not everything you read is real, literal, you autistic fucks….

But yeah, people jerked off to Milian before she got some rich producer to knock her up and make her stupid rich with those big hit song residuals and now she’s wanting people to keep on jerking off to her instead of accepting that the time’s done, maybe go behind the scenes to focus on raising your kids….but no…why do that when you can go to events half naked like a trashy stripper, but RICHER….far RICHER…

I see pathetic behavior, maybe stunted from trauma type behavior, maybe she values herself as a body an is holding onto that behavior….but I’ll stare at the midget legs and life sized booty because I got nothing else going on…maybe that’s what she’s banking on….like the aged out stripper being put on the afternoon shift into her retirement….still eager, maybe even more eager in her lap dances, or worse….like a dude updating a blog no on reads because 14 years ago people seemingly read it….I get you MILIAN, you and me girl, we’re the same…

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2022

19

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In an era where able bodied tits are being slaughtered to either become big tits for TikTok views or slaughtered to be genderless tits in what is the weirdest fucking thing I’ve seen happen to the human experience, not that there weren’t a handful of people with dysmorphia cutting off their genitals or tits in attempts to have a better life, something I don’t think many people had all that much of an issue with, because who the fuck cares what a motherfucker does to their own body….but now it’s a trend, the modern day tattoo, that can’t be reversed…putty your shitty GUNS and ROSES tattoo from the 90s Flea Market your friends still laugh at you about…to shame.

I’ve always been into small tits, I like big tits too, I just don’t think small tits are any less feminine than big tits, if anything they are for the most nicer on nicer bodies and framed better…more of the everyday titty, the more manageable titty, you can’t drive the HUMMER titty everyday, sometimes you need your SMART CAR.

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2022

19

Apr

Pia Mia Titty Top of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some GUAM born smuggled to the MAINLAND to become famous as they do with girls they farm off shore, only to bring into the mainland to blow the fuck up…..

I was not in her target demographics, so I don’t really know anything about her origin story. I just know she faced a fork in the road where she probably could have been designed to be a pop icon, since it doesn’t really require all that much talent or skillset, it really is about who puts them out there and this one was signed with Disney or working with Disney….but she chose the other angle of getting tits, showing off tits, and being in music videos or featured on songs like some kind of a Nicki Minaj…video vixen, influencer turned ONLY FANS nude vendor….and the sick thing about taking the self starter, entrepreneurial approach of running her own shit, is that they make a shit ton more money that way, which is what it all comes down to for these people, plus part of the strategy is selling nuds…to further maintain the degeneracy of the culture…thank the Kardashians…

This is an instagram outfit by Rihanna’s billionaire brand….so there’s some tit, not quite enough tit, where are the nipples…maybe she left them in GUAM….

I can’t confirm or deny whether she was born a Guam boy…I don’t know if Guam operates like Thailand / Vietnam…but it could…maybe something to be aware of when jerking off to her.

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2022

19

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are a thing. A pretty important thing apparently. I risked COVID and left the shit hole I call home yesterday and I saw 3 tight pants on asses of various levels of hot within about 2 seconds and I wasn’t the motherfucker in the tight pants although I am an obese person so all pants are tight on me, just not at the level of tight that these girls are wearing..

I saw two sets of leggings walking one dog, I saw one set of leggings walking up a flight of stairs into a building, I saw another set of leggings sitting on a bench tying her shoe, I saw two sets of leggings on a jog….when I got to the grocery store that banned me for not wearing a mask because I am that guy, you know the balls aren’t big but I’m not a fucking cuck, the balls being small are more a biological thing….not being a cuck is in my spirit…but at the grocery store I saw one legging rubbing the back of a guy, they must have been in love….another legging fresh from the gym and ready to get some healthy snacks…there was a fat cashier in leggings that would have been deemed inappropriate before the world decided telling a woman her outfit is inappropriate, YOU CAN’T CONTROL ME PATRIARCHY….those leggings were fat, like the kind that wear leggings because of the stretch…..

Anyway, lots of leggings, tight pants so tight, so important that we can reduce women down to their tight pants instead of their tits….OH HOW WE HAVE EVOLVED AS A PEOPLE.

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2022

19

Apr

McKayla Maroney Bikini Tits of the Day

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There is an ongoing debate that girls who are victims of abuse, and I mean real abuse, not the bullshit lies that Amber Heard spread to destroy Johnny Depp’s career and existence, in a “If I can’t have you no one can” groupie hustle that we all see through

Yes, I’ve been watching Johnny Depp’s deposition at his trial on Court TV that I am not sure whether it’s scripted or not, the stories seem legit, but the whole fiasco is definitely a clear his name acting job for both parties and you know Heard is taking the L, knowing that she’ll get paid out on this, since destroying Johnny Depp didn’t really advance her career…..once a manipulative opportunistic white trash psycho whore always one…

That said, there is an ongoing debate that girls who are victims of sexual abuse, grow up to have an insatiable sex drive that can fuck you masterfully if you can handle their crazy….

The opposition say that girls who are victims of abuse are penis hating feminist blue hairs who knit and do lesbian relationships because of the trauma….

I figure, who fucking cares, keep your baggage to your damn self and show us your titties in bikini or otherwise regardless of what you’ve been through, it’s the internet – so CLICKBAIT.

Maroney is a victim of that CREEPY Gymnastics doctor who never should have been, but if you listen to Alex Jones, you’ll have to assume that everyone is a fucking predator towards children, something I’m believing more and more as I see the shit that’s being put out there….human trafficking is real and demonic but that doesn’t mean I can’t look at her bikini tits, gymnastics body and sexualize her as an adult..

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2022

19

Apr

January Jones Cleavage of the Day

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I know that your eyes probably go straight for the tits when looking at these pics of January Jones, that’s basically by design and what she’s clearly hoping for when she oput this weird dress outfit on for a selfie photoshoot for her social media because she’s an attention seeking twat who is rotting out from the inside and I guess the outside too.

I like some big cleavage, hard nipples, even when they aim to the ground too, why the fuck not, I like tits, we all like tits…but the tits aren’t good enough for me to not look at her mid section that looks pretty meaty or the face that looks pretty hard and masculine, just the way a rich guy who knocked her up for a payout would want it to be, in order to keep the pregnancy under wraps.

The point of the story, the tits aren’t good enough to justify her celebrity status, but she seems to think that and we’ll still look. So I guess it’s a win for this narcissist

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2022

19

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s some pics of girls in swimwear.

I call it “Thing to Wear to the Beach” which isn’t entirely accurate of a title, but it starts with a T and it’s fucking Tuesday, so we have to keep it on LETTER, like how the Kardashians are all named with the letter “K” because they are demon fucks sent from the depths of hell to kill society and culture single handedly……only for SWIMWEAR and not really Kardashian at all….

I like to think that in my youth, I was deprived of bikinis and swimwear…being in Canada there’s snow. That’s not to say other girls weren’t in swimwear or swimming, they are Canadians not mutants, it’s to say that I wasn’t around it so with those feelings of inadequacies, I’ve been pretty fixated on making up for lost time on the internet….

So now that things are out of control and swimwear is everywhere….I’m still that thirsty for bikini teen who will NEVER see enough swimwear, so here’s a round up of random bikini pics of random bitches pulled from the internet….where the bikini lives….as beaches require leaving your damn house.

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2022

19

Apr

Watch Out for the Quarantine Police of the Day

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You’ve probably seen the videos coming out of China around the 0 COVID policy that I’m convinced is a psy-op to keep the normie triple or quad vaccinated people here scared to leave their house.

I’ve seen your heroes like Foochi say shit like “Lockdowns are the best way to use fear and scare people into vaccinations”….so dreamy, what a hero….totally cares about or well being with those vaccines that work so well…just ask your triple vaccinated friends with heart disease they never had, in their triple mask and surgical gloves, unwilling to leave the house because COVID is real…

I generally don’t pay attention to propaganda from the origin country of the virus, their original videos created 2 years of fuckign abuse that I don’t know if we’ll ever recover. I know I’m not the same as I was two years ago after these lockdowns, it was ABUSE, but at least I’m not going to stroke out from experimental gene therapy in 5-10 years thanks to fearing pharma and knowing all the animals in the MRNA trials DIED….LOL….you gotta be crazy…..THEY ARE CRIMINALS.

Anyway, crazy Chinese lockdowns, people are jumping out of buildings, starving, etc etc….whether you buy it or not….

Then there’s videos of them killing dogs, cats and PIGS for COVID….these people are PSYCHOS…but the propaganda works so WATCH OUT!

But this video right here, this one is the one worth watching……best thing out of China since everything you own or purchase since it’s ALL made in China, but you get what I mean.

I guess the best way to beat lockdowns is for everyone to say “No thanks”…..and go about life as normal…but no one seems to do that…..I know there’s finally a MASS AWAKENING happening, thank god for that, but we’re not there, but even Jack from TWITTER is calling out CNN….weird alternate universe.

CUE OUTRAGE NOW:

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