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2007

20

Jun

I am – Ashley Olsen's See Through Skirt of the Day

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Here are pictures of Ashley Olsen the other day wearing a see-through dress.

I know these Olsen bitches are considered to be fashion icons. A few years ago when the mainstream rich kids were making the move from designer Italian jean companies to things like “i pay for hair product that makes me look like I don’t wash instead of just not washing”, thrift stores, over-sized glasses and Jewish outfits of the day, trying their best to look busted up and dirty even though they lived in million dollar homes with their parents who drive luxury cars and went to private schools and had allowances and access to the credit card to buy anything they want but chose to buy ratty pieces of shit. Well, I blame the Olsen’s for that.

I guess it’s always been around, you know the whole rich kid trying to pretend he’s not rich by lookin’ poor or the thug from the ghetto jackin’ himself in gold and diamonds and driving luxury cars to look rich. People just aren’t happy being what they are born into. Well I will say that if I was born into a rich house, I’d be wearing Yacht Club and Country Club clothes every fucking day. I am tired of smelling my own ass while typing up posts.

On a side note, I hope this style hits it big so that I can make creepy faces at girls wearing them, it’s kinda what I do, maybe it’s my way of rebelling against being married.

Posted in:Ashley Olsen|Ass|See Thru|Unsorted

2007

19

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Not leaving your house makes for a pretty exciting fucking existence. I made my way out for my daily 1 block walk to stay fit and to realize that it’s too fucking hot outside for me and that I am at the age where I listen to the weather warnings to stay inside because I like to think of myself as having the health of an 85 year old. On my walk I saw some drunken dude in a stupid fucking outfit, I’m talking leather chaps and long greasy hair, staggering around and realized that it should have been me. I liked all the attention he got from the people walking by, giving him dirty looks and crossing the street to not cross paths with him. I wanted to get it on video, but I don’t have a camera anymore so I have to write my Day Dreams out instead. The fucking thing broke last week and Best Buy won’t replace it. If I was smart, I’d find the contact email of the marketing fucker at Best Buy for all of you to email him. So if you have it send it my way. I want a fucking refund. Poor people can’t afford cameras to begin with, but I borrowed the 200 dollars from my wife in hopes of making it big on the internet and now I can’t get the broken camera replaced. I guess it just sucks to be me.

What doesn’t suck is the stepHOTLINE so here is the stepHOTLINE Message of the Day –

I need a Better way to Link This Shit and this Bitch Needs Puppies…
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Call the stepHOTLINE – Today’s Question is – What are you wearing?
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Now Here are My Links….Click Them….

Bachelorettes of the Year
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Lesbian Samantha Ronson Takes a Shot at Candy Spelling Because I Hear She Likes Candy…In Her Vagina…
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Holly Madison May Be Pregnant With Hugh Heffner’s Kid. It’s Called Her Retirement Plan.
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Some Chick Named Hadise Upskirt
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Jennifer Garner on the Beach
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Some Hot Blonde Chick Parties Hardcore
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Cameron Diaz in Tight Jeans
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Joss Stone Gallery – Because Everyone Finds Her Ugly But Me
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Hilary Duff Posing Sexy
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Fergie is a Drunk
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OJ Simpson Book Hits the Internet – Read Some Excerpts – Motherfucker’s Crazy
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Lara Flynn Boyle Hides Behind a Parking Meter Because She’s a Skinny Bitch
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Kimmy Stewart’s Sister Named Ruby is Hotter than Her
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Mandy Moore Photoshoot Outtakes
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Room Full of Naked Women Video
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Some Paris Hilton Look-a-Like Gets Invited to Some Shitty Red Carpet Event. Perez Hilton was Invited Too So It All Makes Sense…
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Evangeline Lilly Gives the Finger Cuz She’s a Cunt
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Dude Finds Away To Get His Girlfriend to Let Him Cum in Her Ass
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I hate friends – But I don’t Mind Jennifer Aniston Taking Off Her Bra Video
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Some Slut Named Maggie Q
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Miranda Kerr is Some Slut in Lingerie
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Howard Stern Orgasm Video With 3 Chicks and a Modified Power Tool
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Lil Kim Slimmin’ Down and Hangin’ Out
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Evangeline Lilly Dresses Up Like a Farmer
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Victoria Beckham Has Awesome Tits
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Rad Girls Makeout With Old Dudes
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Dude gets a Guitar Smashed On His Head
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Rockin’ Bikini I’d Hate To See My Wife In
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Dude Has A Massive Foot
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Ballwork for Dudes is an Exercise Video You’ll Like To Watch
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Redheaded Chick Hides When Amy Winehouse Makes Out With Her Boyfriend….
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Carmen Electra Dancing on Stage
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Some Girl With Big Tits on Youtube
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Liz Hurley Dressed Like an Angel
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Brad Pitt’s Mom Hangs Out With Jennifer Aniston – Who Cares.
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Britney Spears is Suing Clear Channel
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NSFW- FLESHFLICKS- Sex On The Train
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Funny Labiaplasty Ad
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You Need Menergy
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Some Big Brother Chick Takes a Shower
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Nicole Pregnant Joke for You
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UK Popstar named Louise Redknapp In a Bikini
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81 Year Old Man Runs a Redlight and the Whole Police Force Takes Him Down
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Fucked By A Werewolf
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Some Fishing Slut
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Map on Boobs Prank
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Dude Can’t Drive
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Some Handicapped Dude Dancing
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This Spray Will Get You Laid…That’s the Story I Heard…
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If Sprays Aren’t Your Thing Use This To Find Sluts
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2007

19

Jun

I am – Katie Holmes Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

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I hate posting tagged images, but since I can’t find these anywhere and have no budget to buy the rights to use pictures and even if I did have the budget to buy the rights to use pictures I doubt I would pay because I think paparazzi are scummy pieces of shit who exploit people and I don’t support scummy pieces of shit who exploit people financially.

Either way, this is Katie Holmes on the beach somewhere with her daughter that she had with Tom Cruise. The whole scientology thing and his whole insanity thing doesn’t really bother me as much as the gay rumors. Living in Montreal, I’ve met many gay dudes over the years whether it be one of my friend’s wive’s hairdresser or just some random washed up fags in the places I drink who all have the same story about this fucker in the 90s. It goes a little something like this. Tom Cruise would fly into the city on a private jet, discreetly make his way to the gay village in the city and have sex with little french boys for days at a time. I have no real proof to back this shit up, because I wasn’t one of those little french gay boys and I don’t know anyone who directly stuffed this fucker like a turkey, but I do know that the story is always told the same by everyone who ever brings it up.

That said, here’s the vagina he had sex with at least once rockin’ a one piece because she knows that no one wants to see her post pregnancy ravaged stomach or the proof that there was no pregnancy at all, and that her 9 months were just a series of pregnant bitch costumes. They say she’s pregnant again but it doesn’t look like it in these pics. That’s pretty much all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Ass|Bathing Suit|Katie Holmes|One Piece|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

19

Jun

I am – Jessica Simpson Goes to the Gym of the Day

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The thing that annoys me about girls is that when they get dumped they take shit personal. They start hitting the fucking gym to reclaim their desirability. It’s like animal instinct if the dude you were with doesn’t want to fuck you anymore and he wants to fuck younger, hotter, tighter girls than you and you have to show the motherfucker what he’s missing out on.

What would make a fuck of a lot more sense is if you put this kind of effort into yourself when you’re together, then maybe motherfucker wouldn’t have had to dump you because your fat ass doesn’t turn him on anymore and the girl down the street who does yoga in her front yard for him to see is all he can fucking think about….but you had to get fucking lazy and you couldn’t have had that fucking Yoga ass he wants.

I remember when I was in my 20s they used to say that even Cindy Crawford’s husband gets bored of her and wants new pussy, she was all the fucking rage at the time, considered one of the hottest bitches out there. We’ve all heard the expression that the only thing better than pussy is new pussy. Well I will argue that if your pussy is the hottest pussy in the fucking neighborhood, your pussy is the pussy I am going to stick by.

In the end, the joke is on the guys who dump the girl anyway. They usually spend the next 3 years trying to find another chick worth getting involved with and in the process end up drinking a lot, getting fat and jerking off a lot. Where as girls are getting dick within 24 hours of shit and within a few months Jessica Simpson will be back to her hot self again…..

Posted in:Gym|Jessica Simpson|Legs|Unsorted

2007

19

Jun

I am – Kim Kardashian Parties at Marquee of the Day

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If you were sitting at home last night wondering where Kim Kardashian was out partying last night, you have serious fucking issues. Unfortunately, I know where she was partying last night because I guess I have serious fucking issues. It would seem like I actually care about this Armenian fashion accessory who is trying to make it on her own by breaking free from her criminal mentor while she is in Jail to develop her own career as a useless slut, but at least she’s doing it with tits. But I don’t. Having the best site on the internet that no one reads means I get shit emailed to me.

I am not sure who she’s out with, but it looks like her sister, or maybe bitch is like Sadam and has a group of 10 look-a-likes so that she can be in 11 places at the same time, and they are just meeting up not to exchange notes on where the stand in Kardashian’s gotta go. I am bad when it comes to ethnic people, I am not talking black or white or hispanic, I am talking middle eastern and asian, motherfuckers all look the fucking same.

We have all seen Kardashian get fucked, now we can see her text message friends which is eventually going to become the new porno because everytime I go out that seems to be what everyone in the place is doing. It’s like there was a time when girls would dance, and get drunk and talk to you, but now there are just groups of people at tables text messaging people who aren’t there making the party feel like a gamers convention at the 24 hour internet cafe. I predict that Girls Gone Wild 2010 is going to be a whole lot of naughty text messaging parties and instead of watching girls flash their tits to the camera, they’ll flash their text messages so that we can read all the sexy drunk talk that’s going down.

I am not even going to talk about her fat arms, because I am fat, and who really fucking cares if she has fat arms other than her. I know that her thickness wouldn’t stop you from slammin her, and by slammin I mean jerkin off to her sex tape because you like nature channel shit with haggard tranny pornstar lookin’ chicks in them.

Pictures Via thecobrasnake

Posted in:Drunk|Kim Kardashian|Party|Pornstar|Tits|Tranny|Unsorted

2007

19

Jun

I am – Guy Getting Arrested of the Day

I feel uninspired. I haven’t been doing much leaving the house and I haven’t been seeing anything all that funny outside the house and I’ve told you all the stories I can remember and celebrities bore the fuck out of me. So I decided to start the day with a video of some dude getting arrested that I took this weekend while walking wasted down the street. I don’t know what happened, I was just in the right place at the right time and when I came home I checked out the video and saw a huge set of tits in it, making it even more amazing.

If you don’t speak french, the cop says “let go of him” and the chick crying is crying about me taking pictures because I was laughing and drunk and the whole incident was so fucking weird because I was just standing there one second and the cops rushed the dude the next. I am just happy it wasn’t me.

Point of the post is that I bring you the hard hitting news like I was Barbara Walters, only she’s got hotter tits than me. Speaking of tits, I found the boob appreciation group on facebook where 900 pictures of people’s boobs have been uploaded. Check it out if facebook is your thing, you may find an internet girlfriend or someone you went to grade school with who’s turned into a total whore since the second grade and she’s willing to show you what 20 years of life has done to her….Get on it.

Posted in:Arrested|Drunk|stepTV|Tits|Unsorted

2007

18

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking by the water this past weekend and saw the coolest couple I’ve ever seen. they were fully white poor trash and dude looked a fucking wreck with ratty hair, some trashy tank top and was rockin’ a Speedo. He was holding his wife’s hand and bitch was in a pair of the tightest and shortest cut off jean shorts and some kind of halter top that showed off her tits. These motherfuckers were so fucking big, collectively 100 pounds overweight each, but they just didn’t give a fuck. Her tits were so long and exposed, hanging to her belly button but dangling off the side of her body. His speedo was buried beneath he gut that I didn’t think dude had pants on. Beer in each hand spending a romantic day together, made me realize that that should be me. I am just too self conscious to rock that shit in public or in private, I am not talking about the speedo, even though I tried one on once in the 80s and just couldn’t stomach the thought of wearing that shit while claiming to be a straight man. But the speedo isn’t really what I’d be embarrassed about, letting the world think I am in love with a beast of a wife with her disgusting fat tits hanging out is where I draw the fucking line. I would never hold my wife’s hand in public, I want people thinking that she’s my sister or some shit.

Either way, here are my stepHOTLINE Messages of the Day

Drunken Dialing Call Number 1
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Drunken Dialing Call Number 2
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And Here are My Links…..


Obama Girl From Youtube Fame is Today’s Maxim Girl of the Day
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Amazing Paris Hilton Birthday Cake You Need to See
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Some Girl Wants You To Buy Her Fishnets
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Lohan cancels her 21st birthday which means no upskirts for you
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Bai Ling is crazy
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Greek Maria Menounos tits, Cuz Greeks Like it in the Bum
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Blindfolded people have to figure out if they’re touching ass or chicken
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Maria Sharapova cameltoe upskirt –
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Gary Coleman is black and desperate for money, surprise surprise-
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Airbag ruins guy’s balls
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Beyonce is Big in a bikini
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Adriana Lima photoshoot –
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Cam girl in camo
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Some Chick With Disgusting Hair Posing
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Asian girls touching their boobs in white bikinis –
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Naked girl with hairdryer cord between her legs –
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Heather Lawless reviews this ass piercing –
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Steven Tyler and Janice Dickinson is the same person
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Nikki’s Strip Dance
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Lucy Pinder lingerie shoot
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Decorate your house with living dominatrix’s
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Lipstick lesbians Sandy and Jana
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Alessandra Ambrosio bathing suit pictures
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How to pick up the office intern
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Kate Hudson is gonna get foot fungus
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Steven Tyler and Janice Dickinson is the same person
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Some Crazy China Man Gets Run Over By A Bus
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This band is thanking me in their Liner Notes…May Not Be a Big Deal To You, But it is to Me
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Hot Rachel Bilson Posing Pics You’ve Probably Already Seen
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Leaked Michael Moore Movie Called Sicko
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Camel Drinking a Coke
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Some Michael Jackson Fan
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Girl Getting Her Tit Sucked at some Montreal Party
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Joanna Krupa in Ralph Magazine
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Yahoo! Rips off a Blogger
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nadine Cole Has Won Best Legs in Pop
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Some Chick Named Amanda Braun Posing
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Some Chyna Doll and her Massive Fake Everything
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Holly Madison Pre-Playboy Hooters Road Trip
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Tyra Banks Teaches Girls How To Pee
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Meth Oh Meth Video
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Some Chick Named JennaVee Naked and Posing With Weird Shoes On
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Some Old Lohan See Through Pics – Cuz She’s in Rehab But I Still Remember Her Tits
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Some Bikini Contest If You Like Bikinis
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Japanese Hot Oil Massage Video
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Some Dude Loses an Insane Amount of Weight
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Some Chick Plays With Her Tits in the Camera
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Grandfather Letting People Know Why He’s Hot – Amazing
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Japanese Port-o-Potty Prank I Don’t Get
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Coolest Hair in a Mug Shots
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Football in Pussy Video You Don’t Wanna Watch But Will Cuz You’re a Pervert
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Drunk Shaming Gallery You’ve Probably Seen Before
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Some Chick and Her Bowling Strike…
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Top Gear Bloopers
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Disgusting NSFW Vagina Piercing…It’s Disgusting and NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find Vagina In Your City
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If Using the Internet Doesn’t Find You Pussy, You Can Always Use This Spray. I hear it works….if you have a little game…because it doesn’t do the talking for you….
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2007

18

Jun

I am – Britney Nipple and stepDREAMS Post of the Day

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I don’t mean to be an asshole, it just happens sometimes. I think I just have high standards for the site or some shit, even though I think of it as a herpes scab on the vagina that is the internet. This is my most recent stepDREAMS entry from a reader who wants to help me out when I fuck off for a couple of weeks in July and I am not fucking impressed. Either motherfucker is trying to bite my style, in which case my style fucking sucks, or he just doesn’t know how to write or be funny. I don’t think I am a pro at this, I don’t think my site is all that funny, I do know that I put more thought into it than writing garbage like this. Either way, I may not be good at this shit, but I am better than this asshole.

Well, here we have a little glimpse of the top of Britneys nipple. It was only a couple of years ago when a shot like this would have had me cranking one out in no time flat, but now I can only wonder “what the hell is going on here?”. The brownish color of her areola is throwing me off a bit, and they also look a little bit oversized. I’m all for big nipples you know, the bigger the better. I want them to poke out my fuckin’ eyes with their overwhelming size and ferociousness, but big brown gigantic areolas just freak me right the fuck out. I may be taking a giant leap of faith here assuming the shitstains who read this site actually know what an “areola” is. While we’re on the subject of “nipples”, what the fuck is up with chicks who have inverted ones? I mean nipples are supposed to point outward and be flicked, twisted, played with and sucked on by assholes like me. If you are a bitch with inverted nipples, and there is nothing pointing up at me, you have now taken away half of my fun. Whore.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Nipple|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

18

Jun

I am – Nicole Richie Is Pregnant of the Day

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I thought that Nicole Richie’s form of contraception was letting dudes cum in her because being an anorexic bitch who weighs less than 100 pounds means you can’t get knocked up. Too bad it didn’t work out for her because now this little rat faced slut is carrying motherfuckin’ Good Charlotte loser to the world’s spawn and that means we should hope she crashes that car she’s in or is too mal-nourished to bring the baby to term, to prevent polluting the world.

If she does somehow pull through on this pregnancy, that motherfucking thing may be born into money but is going to have to deal with having lame fucking parents that it will be forced to be ashamed of for the next 20 years of its life before becoming a drug addicted socialite like its mother was or maybe it will take it’s privileged life and find misery in it that can be turned into song leading to becoming a “successful musician” like its father, because as this Joel Madden asshole proves, you don’t need any musical talent to make it in the industry, you just need to dress like a clown from the suburbs and have a marketing team market you like some sort of hardcore artist with something important to say like “I Just Want to Live” that makes teenage girls go crazy so that they buy your shitty albums and cut out pictures of you from magazines to decorate their wall.

I think the reality behind this whole scandal is that bitch decided she wanted to start eating a again in her “detox” from drugs. This lead to a weight gain and instead of being called fat, bitch was like “If I go to the maternity clinic people will just assume I’ve got reason to rock this gunt”. Whether she’s pregnant or not she’s still a useless piece of shit and I doubt this baby ever sees the light of day. I guess the other real issue behind all this is why Nicole Richie lame Jewish dudes who are involved in music like stickin’ their dicks in her….I’ll think about that and get back to you on it.

Posted in:Nicole Richie|Pregnant|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

18

Jun

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Big Breast Weekend of the Day

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I like tits. I was never one of those guys who was addicted to tits though. I wouldn’t compromise my integrity by slamming a fat girl with big fat tits, but I would compromise my integrity by sleeping with crack addicted prostitutes who were missing teeth and smelled like shit for cheap…at least they weren’t fat.

But as I get older and as my wife gets fatter and fatter, I can appreciate a full figured slut just like you and even though I’ve seen her have monkey sex like watching the nature channel, and even though she lets black dudes piss on her, which is a black fetish because I’ve never got off to that shit, but it seems like all the black celebrity sex tapes include pissing, we could still fit 2 of her into a pair of my wife’s pants.

I was sitting outside with my wife yesterday and some chubby chick wearing some summer tit exposing dress and I couldn’t figure out if her tits were real. My wife was trying to talk about our relationship or some shit I was ignoring and just kept staring and trying to figure shit out like a scientist trying to find the cure to cancer. When my wife hit me and asked me what I was looking at but was too lazy to turn her fat head, I just said “that girls tits”. She got all offended and felt like I didn’t find her sexy anymore, and I had to tell her that I never found her sexy. It was a great father’s day moment….

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