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2022

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m not an anti vaxxer, I’m triple boosted but I got the covid vaccine and now I’ve got heart disease, don’t get me wrong, I would not have changed my decision to get vaccinated, but heart disease sucks!

I’m not an anti vaxxer, I’ve got the 4 shots, but I have got covid 15 times this year and ended up in hospital for 4 of those times, my unvaccinated co workers (not friends, I’d never be friends with those heathens) have got COVID zero times, I’m sure my covid would have been worse if I hadn’t been vaccinated, thank god for the vaccine, but it is a little weird!

THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING!

I am seeing screenshots of people saying shit like that, and I’m really not anti-vaccines, I mean I probably am, but for the sake of this post, I’m not, get whatever shot you want to get, even if it is experimental and may come with long term side effects, THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING…..

I don’t care what ANYONE does to their body and as a self destructive slobby piece of trash all these years, I’m not one to argue anything health and wellness….medical….it’s surprising I am still alive.

I just find it confusing that people feel the need to say that are not an anti vaxxer, that they are vaccinated, so everyone knows they are on the “right side”, instead of being honest and saying “this shit sucks for me”.

If I started cumming blood clots after getting a vaccine, I’d be pretty mad at the vaccine and would blame it for everything wrong in my life.

These people love to BLAME other things for all their problems, their parents, white men, the economy, porn….drug addiction, mental health….but when they get a shot, get a heart infection or a period for 72 days a month, they REFUSE to blame the shot.

It’s some weird virtue signalling, maybe they are scared of pushback, or being categorize as someone who didn’t get the shot…scared to blame the shot from the social media mobs…

I know if I got run over, I’d blame the car. If I got cancer, I’d blame the booze….I wouldb’t be alll “I’m not an anti drinker, I drink everyday, but since drinking for 50 fucking years, my livers given out, I wouldn’t have changed my decision to drink daily, it’s just that now I shit into a bag, I won’t blame drinking, even though drinking is what did it, I’ll just say shitting into a bag sucks”…

Everyone is crazy, that’s what I’m trying to get at…and it is all Social Media’s fault..

Now some stepLINKS…

The Ladies who Woke O.J. Simpson Up for TikTok….
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Kim K Brings 90 Models to her Underwear Campaign
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Nude Model Alex by the Rocks
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Nick Kyrgios to Compete in the French Open Because New Girlfriend Wants to See Paris
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X Ray of Dog Eating Food!
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Kourtney and Travis got Married in Vegas at 1:30 Am because they are mid life crisis actors
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Robber Returns Money to Store
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Creepy Affectionate Snake
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People are Mad at Virgil Abloh’s Grammy In Memrorium
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Get Some Tools!
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts!
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2022

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know much, but I know these are steplinks…

I decided my pen name is going to be Down Brown…

Did you read the latest Down Brown book….it’s about steplinks….

I am not going to ever write a book, I can barely articulate a stepLINKS post….this is it, you’re experiencing it in real time.

So maybe I’ll just make Down Brown my pronouns, I saw someone who claims their pronouns are Fish, Fishes and Fish Self, because pronouns are a joke and the people who take them seriously are trolling us.

So instead of they, I’m Down Brown…I don’t know how to work that into a sentence, but since no one ever REFERS to me EVER….I have no friends….I doubt I’ll ever need pronouns… but here are some stepLINKS….

McKayla Maroney Vibing
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Dove Cameron Drops Boyfriend!
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Kendall Jenner Frees the Nipple
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Iza Goulart at the Beach!
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Megan Fox in a Racy Dress
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Grammy’s Worst Dressed!
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EVERYTHING GRAMMY AWARDS
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Bikini Boob Fitness!
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Charlotte Flair Nip Slip!
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Dua Lipa and Megan Thee Stallion Wore the Same Look to The Grammy Awards!
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Demi Rose is a Snow Bunny
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Get Yourself a BRO KINI
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13 Cringe Worthy Pregnancy Photos
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Kanye Drops Out of Coachella
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Shooting Train Tracks with a 50 Caliber
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A Few Young Ladies Woke Up O.J. Simpson in His Bed for TikTok
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Olivia Rodrigo Wins Best New Artist at The Grammy’s!
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Sara Sampaio Bikinis at the Beach
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A Collection of Fascinating Photos
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Cats VS Invisible Wall
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3 Men Help an Old Couple into a Car….
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Paige Spiranac Welcomes Masters Week as Only She Can
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TikTok Star McKinley Richardson Has Our Attention!
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Rita Ora in Bikini!
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Stop Motion of a Robot.
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Paige VanZant’s Potential AEW Rival is a Judo Black Belt and Thirst Trapper
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Doja Cat Talks About Quitting Music on The Grammy Red Carpet!
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Hot Booty Model in Underwear!
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Pulling a Coke Prank on the Cops
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NFL world goes crazy over Pat McAfee’s WrestleMania 38 performance
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When Planes Flew Too Low
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Amanda Bynes Reveals her Future Plans
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Coach K Goes Out a Loser!
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What Happened to Madonna?!
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Asking Strangers for Help with his Tie
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Wet Fart at the Beach Prank
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First Day on the Job
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IG Model Claire Hogle is Back Crushing Golf Balls in Her Miniskirt
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Turning the Sahara Desert into Farmland!
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Dunkin Donuts Fail
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Diana Taurasi Broke Down the Gamecocks Perfectly “the Length of the Cocks is Long”
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Diana Taurasi Made Another “Cocks” Joke During Women’s National Championship Game
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Space Aged Model in the Studio!
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Fireball Created by a Meteor is Wild
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Dad Wears a Cone to Make Dog Feel Better About his Cone
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Paige Spiranac Hints at Her New Augusta Inspired Towel
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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EVERYTHING GRAMMY AWARDS
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Iza Goulart Hot Old Swim Body
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Dua Lipa’s Green Outfit
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Eiza Gonzalez in Jeans
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Delilah Hamlin in a Tight Dress
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Rosario Dawson in a Wild Outfit
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Jaime Lee Curtis as Dorothy Stratton Centerfold in the 80s
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TikTok Star in Leggings
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Nina Agdal in a Tight Skirt
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Camila Cabello Bikinis at the Beach
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Amanda Bynes in Leggings
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Behati Prinsloo Legs in a Skirt
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Kaia Gerber Skinny Bitch on a Jog
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Maison Beer in Concert being Hot
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Kate Beckinsale at an Event
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Lily Rose Depp in a Skirt with her Mom
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Sofia Vergara’s Getting Out of Car
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Kaia Gerber on Short Shorts
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Anya Taylor-Joy Legs
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Sammi Hanratty in a Dress
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Elsa Hosk in a Photoshoot
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Heidi Klum in Jeans
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EVERYTHING GRAMMY AWARDS
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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The DP Toy
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The Worst of OnlyFanz
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Busty Milf Thinks she’s in a Sorority
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Best Friends….
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Finger Fucker
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A Bunch of Butts…
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Mental Mondays
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Hot Reddit Amateur….
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Double the Dildo – Double the Fun
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Hot Busty MILF
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Fire Crotch – The Worst
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Suction Dildo Ride
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Foot to Dildo Disease
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Butter Faces…
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I See Dead People
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Her Ass!!!
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Jiggle Tits
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Mash-ups!
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Busty Model at the Dentist
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Car Squirts
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Both Holes and Cum
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Strap On Romance
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Young Rookie
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Traveling Dildo….
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Nude Model in the Snow
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Valya Nude
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Crotchless Outfit
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SURPRISE!
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Puffy Nips
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She Loves Anal
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Butt Plug Removal
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Sloppy Throat Sex
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Girl and Her Dildo…
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Panties to the side
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Dominique Jane Vintage Nude Shoot
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Mirror Dildos!
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2022

Apr

Elle Fanning Killer Upskirt of the Day

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Sniffing Bike Seats is one of my favorite things to do in the summer…the hotter the day, the riper the bike seat being sniffed….so when you’re sitting outside on a beautiful summer day, find yourself the bike rack and wait for girls to literally roll through….

I don’t know about you, but every time I see a girl on a bike, especially in a skirt, I assume she’s rubbing her pussy up against it, because girls are horny and despite their persona of being little ladies, they are in. fact into grinding their cunts into everything they can, in efforts to bust their lady nut.

So knowing that makes sniffing bike seats a lot more fun…..unless you get caught by some killjoy who is against you sniffing bike seats..for consent, or not being actually “sex positive” despite their IG bio saying “sex positive”….

Some fetishes don’t get treated with the same support as others I guess!

This is Elle Fanning, being festive for Easter with the bunny ears on, doing what I like best about a girl on a bike….SHOWING THE FUCKING panties…it happens all the fucking time….which is why I always stop to watch a girl in a skirt on a bike in action….I’ve seen more panties that way than any other way….which is why biking being a fetish.

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2022

Apr

Demi Lovato They/Them Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Demi Lovato, the brain damaged heroin addict who had an overdose but still managed to remain an icon to her young fans because that didn’t get her cancelled….

Meanwhile people like Louie C.K. may still be cancelled for jacking off for a couple of opportunists in HIS hotel room they could easily leave, or on a phone call that could easily be hung up….but end his fucking career and let all these other pieces of shit go on with life…not that I am defending Louie C.K., he’s probably as big a predator as Weinstein, because all rich dudes with an ego that take them to the top of their industry, validating their ego, are fucking creepers….they are only in that position because they didn’t get laid before they had money, power, etc…

The point is, I’ve been watching BASKETS and Louie Anderson was pretty fucking great it in…..

No wait, that’s not the point, we’re talking about that other Trans, Demi Lovato, who is hardly a fucking trans, just uses being trans as an excuse to show her tits, because she’s a damage celebrity, sold to an industry, broken by an industry, now either pushing agendas or victims of said agenda…and as far as I’m concerned, if she was born with a cunt, she’s female, no matter what dumb pronoun she assigns herself, while she should start assigning verbs to herself like “Fisting”….or “Spreading the asshole”…..titty tape is fine and all, but it’s kinda lame when there are so many objects out there than she could insert into her THEY HOLE, or whatever they call their THEY pussies…

If you’re going to get Edgy, don’t be DISNEY PG-13 pushing sexuality and gender on kids about it, be rated x…..it’s not like you can be cancelled after not being cancelled for an overdose…you can pretty much get away with ANYTHING…

I’ll still watch her tits, they tits, man tits, jiggle in a sheer top….because she’s clearly a fucking disaster.

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2022

Apr

Taylor Momsen Nipples of the Day

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Taylor Momsen has come a long way from sitting on Jim Carrey’s lap in the Grinch Movie singing “Where are you Christmas”….not that there was a scene of her sitting on Jim Carrey’s lap, I just saw that he retired from making movies and assumed it had to do with all the conspiracy theories I’ve read about him being one of the biggest satanists in Hollywood…from being Rodney Dangerfield’s fuck boy opening act in Vegas to being the Higest paid actor in the 90s….dicks were sucked, or ritualistic sacrifices were likely made….

Maybe that’s why Taylor Momsen quit acting too, you know to channel her rage or her baggage from her earlier career as an actor into shitty rock music..I don’t know….I just kow she’s a skinny, fit bodied, bleached blonde chick in a sheer bra and underwear, which is a good look for a child star turned shitty rocker that we forgot existed….until the tits came out….natures reminder of who the fuck a motherfucker is.

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2022

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I guess no one gives a fuck about Medical Workers anymore, it’s like the whole covid thing mentally abused us all so hard that we’ll collectively never go to a doctor again, they can’t be trusted for anything but for broken bones or other life saving surgeries, but all that other shit, is just them trying to poison us with shots…

I live in the last place in North America with Mask Mandates, which is pretty fucking annoying, because I am an anti-masker. I guess they say we’re in a 6th wave of COVID, which is probably seasonal flu, but COVID sounds more dramatic or some shit….

I know that a lot of people around have got COVID, they were sick for 1-2 days at the most…all said “this is what they locked down society for, we’ve been played”….well we’re still being played…

I don’t blame the slutty nurses, or girls cosplaying as nurses to speak to a nurse fetish to weirdos who are into bitches covered in anti-biotic resistant bacteria and viruses….it’s a weird fetish.

I do think the slutty nurses are the heroes who don’t give a fuck about their job, they more selling nudes, because their jobs don’t give a fuck about them….do you know how many people went through HELL because the vaccine pushers owned the policy makers…where people who had the virus, or worked in the virus ward and never got the virus weren’t allowed to say “we don’t like experimental drugs, anything could go wrong with them, I’d rather just catch this virus”…..

So support these slutty nurses, the heroes of COVID that COVID turned on and forced into getting naked on the internet, or maybe they just like being naked on the internet, like we like looking at them naked on the internet….good deal.

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2022

Apr

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk may have had some work done, all these near 30 year olds have face injections to look more like a muppet on instagram….but she’s still looking hot to me.

One of the hottest models brought into the Victoria’s Secret empire after a career as a female pro Basketball Player, the Michael Jordan of female basketball in Sweden, because she brought in the fans, who could jerk off to the games the way women’s sports were originally designed before letting in the people who excelled at the sport….

I don’t know about you, but I’m not watching women’s sports for the feats in athleticism that high school boys can probably pull off….you know, girls vs guys in sport….just ask that Trans Swimmer who is making a joke of sports while trolling as a girl swimmer destroying titles designed for women because woke went too far….

I am watching female sports for masturbation purposes….

Not that Elsa still does that whole sports thing, it’s her bullshit origin story that sounds better than “Fucked agents, bookers, or cockteased, them, but got in to replace Candice Swanepoel when she was breeding and did it better”….until deciding to breed herself.

So this is her MILF Mom bod, one that’s substantial and worth celebrating in its underwear, looking better than most bitches who don’t have kids, probably the muscle memory or a little vanity and effort, either way, it works!

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2022

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know what Eiza Gonzalez is signing a Brazzers DVD, but that’s what I am going to assume is being signed, which brings up a pretty good fucking point, who the hell is out there asking these scumbag celebs for autographs, do people STILL get off on that shit, collect that shit, cherish the meeting of the celeb, maybe hope it will become a collectible worth money one day….or did Eiza just hire some groupies to make this titty moment for the paparazzi seem more legit…because I am of the school of the school of thought of “who the fuck is Eiza Gonzalez”…

I know she’s a Mexican actress, her mom is a manager, she had a compulsive eating issue when she was younger, so was likely fat, but has it under control now that she’s gone Hollywood…

I just don’t really buy into any celebrity origin story, assume they are all human trafficked, and just last week Eiza had bleached hair, which is apparently a sign of MK ULTRA mind control…they bleach their hair after reprogramming them….just ask KANYE WEST…who is currently in a REBOOT after his programming did a little BSOD…BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH motherfuckers…

She’s no longer blonde, how quickly these shapeshifters change, but her tits are pretty real looking, and that’s what we are here for…drape your braless body ins ome silky fabric and let us imagine you naked so we stop asking questions of where the fuck did this bitch come from and why should we care?

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2022

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs are not necessarily the go-to pussy anyone goes to as a first option. They’re more the bench warmer pussy that no one wants, but the the team feels bad about not allowing on the team due to their retardation, where in their case, the retardation is surviving childbirth, which is arguably nature’s miracle, but miracles come with a fucking price that destroy the fucking bodies of the women who partake in that miracle, because miracles come with a fucking price.

MILFs are the self hating, insecure because they know they aren’t what they used to be, because their husbands cheat on them, or jerk off to younger hotter girls who don’t have kids yet…..making them realize how shit they’ve beome…

But MILFs are also too busy, too tired, too distracted to really drain on your soul or be needy….they know their place, they are just their to fuck and get off, and will put more effort than a hot chick who will just lay there knowing she’s doing you a favor.

So I don’t hate MILFs, if anything they are responsible, maternal, doing what they are supposed to do, fulfilling their UTERINE calling she was given at birth, to do what she’s supposed to do to better our species….and they get their fuck on

I am just surprised so many MILFs are comfortable with their bodies, or threw in their towel on shame, because they are MILFS and a group of doctors have seen them shit themselves while shitting out a baby, one of those humbling experiences….but I’ll still look at them….the aging process, now more than ever, is so weird…coupled with everyone being so fucking horny all the time….what a world.

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2022

Apr

Camila Cabello Beach Body of the Day

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Here’s some Camila Cabello doing her best Sports Illustrated Body photoshoot for the paparazzi in her native Miami, which may not really be her native Miami, I am not really up to speed on her origin story, she may be Elian Gonzalez for all I know, floated into town on a old communist door that still had some float in it, or some sort of raft crafted from used condoms and old Russian Ketchup bottles….because leaving communism is hell, which is why we shouldn’t want our society to go communist…EVEN if it worked out nicely for Cabello and a few other Cubans like that hot Anna De Armas, despite her Ben Affleck AIDS we assume she has….

Anyway, clearly, the good American dream that most Americans can’t manage to pull off, which is why it is still a dream for many…..worked out nicely for this one because she can afford all the beans and rice, cake and candy, fast food and AMERICAN KETCHUP HER heart desires, until it gives out on her, like a True American heart….all half dead from all the shitty foods…

I could make fun of her big fat square flat cuban ass that is totally out of proportion with hr tits….but I wouldn’t mind trying to bury my face in it to see if I could taste her lunch…because a fat dumpy ceelulite ass and thighs never scared me..it’s not FAT CHICK enough for me to repulsed…but it’s close.

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