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2022

04

Apr

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

Elsa Hosk may have had some work done, all these near 30 year olds have face injections to look more like a muppet on instagram….but she’s still looking hot to me.

One of the hottest models brought into the Victoria’s Secret empire after a career as a female pro Basketball Player, the Michael Jordan of female basketball in Sweden, because she brought in the fans, who could jerk off to the games the way women’s sports were originally designed before letting in the people who excelled at the sport….

I don’t know about you, but I’m not watching women’s sports for the feats in athleticism that high school boys can probably pull off….you know, girls vs guys in sport….just ask that Trans Swimmer who is making a joke of sports while trolling as a girl swimmer destroying titles designed for women because woke went too far….

I am watching female sports for masturbation purposes….

Not that Elsa still does that whole sports thing, it’s her bullshit origin story that sounds better than “Fucked agents, bookers, or cockteased, them, but got in to replace Candice Swanepoel when she was breeding and did it better”….until deciding to breed herself.

So this is her MILF Mom bod, one that’s substantial and worth celebrating in its underwear, looking better than most bitches who don’t have kids, probably the muscle memory or a little vanity and effort, either way, it works!

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2022

04

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nipple of the Day

I don’t know what Eiza Gonzalez is signing a Brazzers DVD, but that’s what I am going to assume is being signed, which brings up a pretty good fucking point, who the hell is out there asking these scumbag celebs for autographs, do people STILL get off on that shit, collect that shit, cherish the meeting of the celeb, maybe hope it will become a collectible worth money one day….or did Eiza just hire some groupies to make this titty moment for the paparazzi seem more legit…because I am of the school of the school of thought of “who the fuck is Eiza Gonzalez”…

I know she’s a Mexican actress, her mom is a manager, she had a compulsive eating issue when she was younger, so was likely fat, but has it under control now that she’s gone Hollywood…

I just don’t really buy into any celebrity origin story, assume they are all human trafficked, and just last week Eiza had bleached hair, which is apparently a sign of MK ULTRA mind control…they bleach their hair after reprogramming them….just ask KANYE WEST…who is currently in a REBOOT after his programming did a little BSOD…BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH motherfuckers…

She’s no longer blonde, how quickly these shapeshifters change, but her tits are pretty real looking, and that’s what we are here for…drape your braless body ins ome silky fabric and let us imagine you naked so we stop asking questions of where the fuck did this bitch come from and why should we care?

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2022

04

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFs are not necessarily the go-to pussy anyone goes to as a first option. They’re more the bench warmer pussy that no one wants, but the the team feels bad about not allowing on the team due to their retardation, where in their case, the retardation is surviving childbirth, which is arguably nature’s miracle, but miracles come with a fucking price that destroy the fucking bodies of the women who partake in that miracle, because miracles come with a fucking price.

MILFs are the self hating, insecure because they know they aren’t what they used to be, because their husbands cheat on them, or jerk off to younger hotter girls who don’t have kids yet…..making them realize how shit they’ve beome…

But MILFs are also too busy, too tired, too distracted to really drain on your soul or be needy….they know their place, they are just their to fuck and get off, and will put more effort than a hot chick who will just lay there knowing she’s doing you a favor.

So I don’t hate MILFs, if anything they are responsible, maternal, doing what they are supposed to do, fulfilling their UTERINE calling she was given at birth, to do what she’s supposed to do to better our species….and they get their fuck on

I am just surprised so many MILFs are comfortable with their bodies, or threw in their towel on shame, because they are MILFS and a group of doctors have seen them shit themselves while shitting out a baby, one of those humbling experiences….but I’ll still look at them….the aging process, now more than ever, is so weird…coupled with everyone being so fucking horny all the time….what a world.

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2022

04

Apr

Camila Cabello Beach Body of the Day

Here’s some Camila Cabello doing her best Sports Illustrated Body photoshoot for the paparazzi in her native Miami, which may not really be her native Miami, I am not really up to speed on her origin story, she may be Elian Gonzalez for all I know, floated into town on a old communist door that still had some float in it, or some sort of raft crafted from used condoms and old Russian Ketchup bottles….because leaving communism is hell, which is why we shouldn’t want our society to go communist…EVEN if it worked out nicely for Cabello and a few other Cubans like that hot Anna De Armas, despite her Ben Affleck AIDS we assume she has….

Anyway, clearly, the good American dream that most Americans can’t manage to pull off, which is why it is still a dream for many…..worked out nicely for this one because she can afford all the beans and rice, cake and candy, fast food and AMERICAN KETCHUP HER heart desires, until it gives out on her, like a True American heart….all half dead from all the shitty foods…

I could make fun of her big fat square flat cuban ass that is totally out of proportion with hr tits….but I wouldn’t mind trying to bury my face in it to see if I could taste her lunch…because a fat dumpy ceelulite ass and thighs never scared me..it’s not FAT CHICK enough for me to repulsed…but it’s close.

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2022

04

Apr

Powerlifter Pees Herself Doing Dead Lifts of the Day

There’s a powerlifter on the internet going viral for pissing herself while deadlifting, I don’t know her name, because I didn’t bother doing some investigative journalism on her, but she is quite remarkable and not because she’s really strong, muscular and capable of heavy lifting, but because she pisses herself when she does it, because she’s probably not supposed to be lifting that kind of weight, but a little pee won’t hurt anyone, now we’ve gotta be weak bladder inclusive, because incontinence is real, and ladies, especially as they age piss themselves…so we should normalize that instead of being judgemental and making them feel bad about that….

However, when a bitch built like a truck is pissing at the gym next to me, I’m not jerking off to the musky piss smell, or even licking it up to get her testosterone or steroids, I’m fucking throwing up….because pissing out of context, is not a sexual experience, it’s just gross….

Also, could you imagine a dude who pissed himself everytime he hit the treadmill, he’d be asked to leave…but since it’s a chick…everyone’s like “whatever”..she’s so strong you misogynist threatened by her musculature…

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2022

04

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I was sent this instagram celebrating the nightmare that is childbirth…

I guess it’s a loophole to get nudity on instagram, you know a pussy is not a traditional pussy you would look at the jerk off to if a baby is sticking out of it….

But as someone who fucking loves the concept of a pussy, is fascinated by a pussy, likes to stare at pussy, because I don’t have a pussy, I’m pretty sure I can find a way to jerk off to a birthing pussy…

I have confidence that we can dig into our love of pussy and find a way to jerk off to what is arguably the most amazing and fascinating thing a woman does….3D prints a baby with your genetics before expelling it out of her cunt….

Here’s some of their pics:

I’ve been totally terrified of breeding because I think the world is going to end, I always thought it would be unfair to bring life into this world. I also am a terrible provider and wouldn’t want that pressure to provide for a child, I’ve also found the housing a baby and expelling it out of your cunt to be the least natural phenomenon ever, and was almost on the “make them in a lab” school of thought..until realizing the satanic elites who just 3D printed sperm, have figured out how to keep AI created embrios live in the lab, while attacking women and mothers, by reducing childbirth to a burden not a miracle of God…which made me shift my focus…

I know the evil satanic won’t win in the end, but I am sure they will get their shot to make weird human hybrids in the lab because they have too much power, so I’m over hear celebrating WOMEN, their ability to feed a child through their tits, making me want a farm of breast feeding women to carry me through the foot shortages, far more fun than sucking on a popsicle or drinking out of a can or bottle…I mean if all my meals could be given to me via tit, I’d be a lot better for it.

So lets celebrate MILKY TITS….the natural wonder of the world that I’m finally growing to LOVE as much as I did the first time a saw a mom pull out a tit at a starbucks about 15 years ago…you know, enough to be asked to leave.

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2022

04

Apr

Star Wars Bitch and Other TikThots of the Day

Nice Rope Skills…

Is this a Kardashian / Jenner?

Booty at the Beach

Titties

Don’t Stop Buying Swimsuits…

Thong Cooking…Cooking Thongs

Round Ass

Gym Ass

Fitness Demo

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2022

04

Apr

The Internet May Use Propaganda to Manipulate You of the Day

I’m not saying this is some propaganda, I’m just saying it looks like it is….I’ve been on the internet to know not to trust anything I see or read on the internet, because it can easily be doctored, especially by people who have TV studios, who have the technology to do the altering. I mean there are IG filters made for 2000 dollars that can turn you into a fucking old person, or a hot chick, or whatever, it’s not that sophisticated or hard to game a motherfucker…

Unfortunately, most people believe everything they are told to, because they are lazy minded, or narcissists looking in the mirror….

What was the life lesson of Narcissus myth of a Greek pervert who fell in love with his reflection in a puddle, eventually realizing that his reflection will never love him back, so he died of a broken heart….

Well, before the narcissists of our era realize that their reflection will never love them back, they’re too busy looking at it, to realize that they are in a fucking movie, a clown movie created by people who must be alien, and in that movie, they’ve decided that a fight in Ukraine is their beacon of world freedom, I see the flags, the virtue signalling, it’s crazy….and no one seems to be mad at the Nazi militias who are part of their army….even though we’re told Nazism is the worst thing ever, I mean those truckers and anti-vaxxers were supposed to be Nazis, but actual Nazis get celebrated for freedom!

Anyway, throughout this weirdness, I’ve seen countless “Old” photos used to tell stories of Russian terror, countless actors busted playing multiple roles in the propaganda….and now I am seeing this…

A video they use to get the virtue signallers excited for WWIII for Freedom, of what is supposed to be corpses on the side of the street….MOVING their damn arms, because they are hired actors..

Now, I don’t know enough about politics, world history, world politics, to have any valid opinion of any of this, I am sure both sides of a war we shouldn’t care about, but for some reason care about are bad….but when I see the Ukraine president, a hired actor, turned politician and billionaire, talk some shit at the Grammys, I think to myself “are people really falling for this shit”….and they are…so whatever….I’ll still post this propaganda video because I find it HILARIOUS if TRUE….

But like I said, don’t believe anything on the internet, it’s not worth getting emotionally involved in ANY of this nonsense..

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2022

04

Apr

Moment of Prayer of the Day

The world is clearly a godless bunch of idiots, who don’t realize that the bible is called the bible for a fucking reason….it basically houses all the information you need for your best life and to be aware of the evil that surrounds us, but that evil has managed to manipulate people into not believing in God, but instead made to look like hillbilly, hick, simpletons for believing in God, not realizing that the people that are pushing people into the pit of hell with their pornos, their brainwashing tactics, their bullshit University level Twitter ideologies that they pretend are “THE WAY OF THE LAND”….when it’s really just a select group of extreme perverts and freaks….that you shouldn’t be mad when you get in a fight with some idiot on twitter over the bill they branded “don’t say gay” because they know the simple minds of their followers, won’t look into the fact that it’s a “don’t groom our kids with your pervert shit, kids on’t need to talk gender or sexuality, they are fucking kids literally.”….

Anyway, it’s nice to see some strong voices speak the fucking truth….I don’t need to go into the whole trans debate, it’s fucking crazy and everyone fucking knows it, no one cares what you identify as, stop pushing your bullshit opinions on us…anyway, this is Mark Robinson, some politician I know nothing about, but I like his politics…and energy….we need more people like this to stop the fucking insanity…

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2022

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess the highlight of the internet is that Elon Musk is going to save twitter as the majority shareholder, because he’s not an evil piece of shit who was fucking that demon soul sucker Amber Heard hard enough to finance her lawsuit against Johnny Depp, which I guess you could attribute to being pussy whipped, or PUSSY-MATIZED, because Amber Heard either has a magical pussy, knows how to manipulate rich dudes like the back alley prostitute she pretty much was.

What I am saying is that I don’t have any confidence in Elon, the Electric Vehicle pusher, that’s totally in sync with the crazy tyrannical governments trying to eliminate gas vehicles, even though one lithium ion batter does a shit ton more damage than the lifetime of a gas vehicle….whatever…not to mention climate change is a fucking hoax that makes people rich…by what do I know.

Then there’s the whole TRANSHUMANISM thing, the basic definition of the “mark of the beast” or anti-god movement towards human hybrids….

I don’t know if Elon is the anti-christ they talk about in the bible, but he’s looking like he might be, even with his anti-establishment, anti-woke, anti-covid narrative shit…they need some of their own to be on either side of the fence….

Never trust a billionaire…but I guess we’ll see if the never viral, non-influencer, @DrunkStepfather account I had for over a decade that was WRONGFULLY taken from me 2 or 3 years ago will be returned to me….

I doubt it, but I’m ready to LIVE BLOG award shows again if I do get it back….but I won’t….

At least I’ve got the stepLINKS…so here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning….or in the ‘close enough’ to morning….I am a lazy person.

Charlotte Flair Suffered a Wardrobe Malfunction During Match With Ronda Rousey
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What Happened to Madonna
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Futuristic Model in the Studio Looking Great!
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Paige VanZant’s Potential AEW Rival is a Judo Black Belt and Thirst Trapper
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Grammy’s worst dressed were so fun
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Shooting Train Tracks With A 50 CAL!
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Beautiful Sight Of A 300-Year-Old Cherry Blossom In Rural Japan!
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Cats Face The Invisible Wall!
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Cam Sluts are the Hot Sluts…
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