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2022

25

Mar

Olivia Culpo Upskirt of the Day

I’m just surprised to see she’s wearing panties, I was expecting to see NFL dick, because I think her cunt’s nickname is the NFL dick lockerroom, or maybe it’s the post game shower, either way, she fucks a lot of NFL dick….which could be precisely why there are panties on…protecting it from the elements, maybe welts burn in the open air, can’t make it FREE RANGE PUSSY, must keep that shit in captivity like one of those KFC chickens that has no arms or legs or beaks…just suffocating and begging to be killed off and eaten by some fat greasy fuck…you know to further degrade it’s sad existence…or maybe it’s holding everything together like when you accidentally shot your thumb off and wrapped it in duct tape to get you to the hospital…

EITHER WAY, it’s an old fashion panty flash, these used to be exciting when celebs were still celebs and not shameless exhibitionist attention seeking whores….who still think they are better than us, in a different league than us, but we actually believed it because they were important, hot and didn’t mingle and selfie their lives begging us to watch….when this shit is instagram hot, worthy of NFL cock like she was a HOOTERS waitress sure, but total fucking trash…and in the worst way…because she’ thinks she’s all high end…I mean, look at her in her fancy dress…where does she think she’s going, the royal fucking wedding?

The real question is how did the lamest people become the top of the food chain people….ZUCKERBERG will have a lot of explaining to do when they send him back to his ROBOT landfill…

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2022

25

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Women may lie, but I like to think of them as the most glorious creatures on earth, they are just a little misguided, that’s all….

So when I see memes saying “We save women and children first, not because they are weak, but because they are valuable”….I totally fucking agree with that.

It’s just that society wants women to think they are weak, keep them down, and blame it on men for being misogynistic….

You know there was an era when misogynistic was one of them big words that no one even knew what it meant besides some nerdy academic fucks….but now every bitch in the fourth grade is screaming “Down with the Patriarchy”….part of an agenda to divide and conquer, can’t have strength or unity that a family provides…make them all whores into random sexual encounters then feel them pharma anti-depressants when they feel unfulfilled but can’t figure out why….THEY BEEN LIED TO..

But yeah, as part of the culture, women fucking lie, they don’t even look like women, but rather some weird ass muppets, because they’ve been convinced this doughy fake filtered faces on instagram, THANKS TO THE KARDASHIANS are what people think are beautful, so they are getting work done to look like an instagram bitch in a basic instagram pic….and because of dysmorphia…the lips are never big enough, the hairline never right, these girls are fucking going mental…

So in their LYING, they’ve got shape shifting underwear, they’ve got push up bras, and other fashion technology to totally mislead us…so when you see a hot bitch, even in a skin tight outfit, you know that once peeled off, it could be telling you a totally different story…you’ve heard an overstuffed sausage as an analogy for blowing out a pair of leggings that just can’t HOLD on as long as needed…

Which is why the On/Off is so important, even if I can’t tell which are doctored or not, I’ll assume they all are…but it’s a reference point and thy are naked….

I guess you’d call this collecting receipts…

See I speak internet too…what’s the tea?

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2022

25

Mar

Dove Cameron Tit of the Day

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Dove Cameron’s some weirdo Disney Kid who has rebuilt herself, probably not form the ground up, you know some sort of person rebuild, deprogramming all the insanity that’s been fed to her when they cultivated her into being an influential person to young people, you know to do her part to destroy society, like she was trained to.

Her rebuild was more a new face, new hair, new attidude, and for whateever reason, everything she does creeps me the fuck out…either these are face filters, or she’s on heavy antidepressants, because when I look at her, even with her tits out, I’m like this bitch is dead on the inside…

I don’t know why anyone would look up to a dead on the inside bitch, but I’ll I don’t look up to them, I look at their tits, that’s what matters here.

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2022

25

Mar

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse was a rich kid from the UK who ran in the same circles as Cara Delevingne, so she decided she was a model…

Eventually, she ended up fucking Brad Cooper so good that he went to RUSSIA to finish the job….

Now she’s decided she’s an actor, not necessarily a good one, but we’ll assume this is her marketing as she tries to fake it til she makes it…

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2022

25

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I think my biggest regret in life was not setting up my “Used Panty Business” back in the late 90s when I had an actual hot chick willing to get involved….I have a feeling that would have opened so many doors now that I see so many girls selling their used panties…I was so close to being an innovator, a first mover…I had even found the panty supplier, the GLUE STICK and TUNA JUICE i was going to fake the whole thing with, you know because one girl can only use so many panties a week, and you want to be able to scale that shit…literally…I had big dreams for it..and now I am hear being taunted by late 90s style underwear which was the only underwear most girls at the time wore unless they were going out on the town….

I am old enough to know that it’s not about the panty cut, it’s about seeing the panty, and that’s all there is to it..

The whole granny panty, period panty, concept never phased me, I never bought into it but I guess I’m down to fuck gross girls doing gross things like bleeding out their pussies…

But I do know there were dudes who were like “thong only”….”bald pussy only”…and I called those dudes faggots…

Here’s to PANTY EQUITY.

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2022

25

Mar

January Jones Robot Tits of the Day

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For an old weathered bitch with big tits who doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of her industry or the world….

I mean, maybe a few people out there who jerk off to Mad Man for John Hamm’s ham, appreciate her tits…but the general public would just assume that January Jones is an event that happens in January….you know a tribute concert for the Jonestown Massacre or which they don’t realize is actually the nickname she has for her blown out, industry, mom pussy…her talent doesn’t justify the jobs…so we’ll assume that pussy’s been on a few roadtrips to producer houses in Bel Air, or wherever these creeps live…

Anyway, she uses her tits to matter, when it’s all you got, why wouldn’t you, but since I’m seeing cleavage and not her fucking TITs, I gotta say….WEAK…try harder…do it like you were trying to get child support payments for the next 18 years…MAKE IT COUNT….

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2022

25

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism is the biggest lie ever told to women, but they probably haven’t realized that yet….maybe they never will…

Not that this is actual feminism, I just call it that because of the whole “Burning your bra” in the 60s paved the way to selling your asshole pics to strangers on the internet relatively quickly, sure, 60 years sounds like a long time, but it was just about the right amount of time to destroy a fucking civilization…

This is girls without bras on, which isn’t really feminism at all, but you know there’s at least one annoying indoctrinated woke weirdo who think the bra is some demonic patriarchy tool to keep the female species down, while supporting their tits..

I wonder why everyone has to be so fucking annoying about everything, seriously….just look at the braless tits, be braless, and it doesn’t need anything supporting arguments….or intelectualiztion.

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2022

25

Mar

Barbie Ferreira Wet of the Day

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Barbie Ferreira was an aspiring American Apparel model back when she was a teen, I wonder how many girls were obsessed with the hipster brand took inappropriate pics of themselves hoping to be one of their models….probably a lot.

From what I know of that era, when American Apparel was huge, they even gave US money to advertise on THIS site, oh to be relevant in the culture again….not that I ever was, maybe they just felt sorry for me.

But what I know from that era, is that Dov Charney got taken out by big bad finance bankers, they stole his fucking brand from him and packaged him as some predator, as they do, to try to erase people.

They don’t actually target the REAL predators, do they….

Not to mention, when Dov rolled into one of his stores, the girls would fucking drop their panties like he was their god….

If anything he could have fucked a hell of a lot more girls than he did, he could have been a lot creepier, I mean he was a billionaire from a hot basics clothing company…

I am sure a lot of the key models he had on his team, are still on his fucking team at his new venture, because perverted maybe, but everyone’s a pervert…..now more than ever.

Anyway, she was a hipster model, now she’s a big cam girl on Euphoria….in her real life she dates a chick named Elle Puckett who may not even identify as a chick…this generation is so weird..

Thisis her in the rain with her monster big girl boobs, the best thing about big girls, ask anyone who has fucked a big girl, most will say that’s why they did it…

I COULDN’T TURN DOWN THE BOOBS MAN…

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2022

25

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I’ve been telling everyone I know, which is about 1/2 a person, to stock up on fishing gear if they don’t have any, because the supply shortages are real and motherfuckers need to eat…..so you might as well learn to fucking fish, even if you hate fish, because it’s better than killing a fucking deer with your bare hands, because where the fuck are you finding a deer in the fucking city….you’re not, you’re eating stray cats…unless you figure out this fishing thing.

I have not stocked up on fishing supplies, I don’t take my own advice, but if I did, I’d start with the fishnets, ideally they’d come with the vagina stock, but even if they don’t, probably good to have on hand for survival, and/or cross dressing sexy time when everyone has died off of starvation….and you’re forced to play the man and woman in your relationship, something you’ve been practicing for a long time.