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2022

03

Mar

Titty Drops of the Day

Titty Drops are the best drops to happen since the general male turned a little homo and got more excited about sneaker drops or other streetwear drops….the ladies had to step up and say…limited edition overpriced product drops are good and all, but remember how great TITS are….

I like to assume that because men had porn to jerk off to, women felt useless and unnecessarily, which basically made the average lady who wasn’t a porn star decide to do porn shit to get noticed…it is all about being noticed.

I am not convinced that it all started from money motivation, there was always money in sex work, it had to get to a place where it was mainstream and generally accepted by all for everyone to hop on board…

I can only assume that trying to compete with the porn the dudes were jerking off to instead of fucking them was what made more mainstream….or porn behavior more coveted…

There was a time the average woman was not into porn, thought porn was gross, looked down on porn chicks….and the fact they evolved into becoming low level, amateur porn chicks, who idolize porn chicks who monetize better…

That’s not to say FLASHING tit is porn, but it’s far racier than you’d get out of a NORMIE just 5 years ago…..

I don’t know when Titty Flashing for a good time, became Titty Drops, same act, different name but here we are… a little bit of tease and a lot of good times.

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2022

03

Mar

Halsey Bolt Ons of the Day

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I think Halsey is full of shit, but I think everyone in pop culture is full of shit, especially when their whole origin story, but more importantly, their tits…ARE NOT REAL…

I am the kind of guy who like tits that look like fake tits, when they aren’t fake tits, but tits that look like fake tits, when they are fake tits is hardly impressive…especially when you have the budget this trending pop icon no one should care about…but probably DO care about…because they are pathetic fucking losers who need false idols…

But yeah, fake tits, big deals, they cost 5-10k and the 20k onees look likee they cost 5-10k….totally affordable for most sluts who make 10k a month off OnlyFans….even affordable to sluts who make 2k a month off only fans…that’s only 2.5 months of Onlyfans whoring to get tits…

I’ve known fake titty girls throughout my life, who all act like their latest accessory is something magical, while showing off what they hope will make them feel hotter, and it’s always just made me think “a new car would have been more impressive to me”…

So as Halsey accepts a meaningless award that’s so cleverly the middle finger she clearly plans to sit on…as she keeps it next to her bed….I’m just here for the fake tits…the unimpressive…oh look you have a bit of money and a hatred of your natural tits…thinking the fake tits will improve your existence….tits.

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2022

03

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are natures Highlighter to remind you that a tanned bitch is hotter than some pasty white fat bitch eating a box of donuts while watching her “stories”….

They say that the sun will destroy you, will cause you cancer, despite being the FUCKING SUN, basically our ENERGY source that powers this whole simulation…you know our CHARGE BLOCK…but of course they’ll tell you the sun is dangerous, because they want you to not be experiencing your FULL human existence….SO work in that windowless factory like the slave that you are all day, while getting deeper and deeper in debt, so the EVIL puppet masters can basically OWN you…further enslave you….as they figure out how to permanently DIM the sun to make our climate more comfortable for their ALIEN species…because they can’t be fucking human from where I’m sitting…

I say, let’s focus on the hot TANLINES!

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2022

03

Mar

She’s Flexible and Other Videos of the Day

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Farmer’s Daughter

Showing Off the Small Bikini

A Bitch Lifting Weights

Living Life on the Beach

Racy Song

I Don’t think she’s on Beat

Couple of Idiots

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2022

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s going on all you WAR MONGERS…

It’s pretty funny to see all these fools falling for the latest “news item” they are told to care about….

Are you sure those vaccines were chemical lobotomies?

Was the lockdowns and TV hypnosis enough to make the world this fucking stupid..

Where you can tell them a working class Sri Lankan trucker is a Nazi who is fighting our democracy, and a week later have them outraging about countries they probably haven’t visited, unless they themselves are corrupt individuals…

I don’t know anything about the news cycle, but fuck it makes people irritating as shit….with their memes, the fake activism, the showing the world how worldly, or woke, or who the fuck knows what they are trying to do because it makes no sense….that they are…

Discounting anything they don’t like as KGB disinformation, censoring alternative news outlets that don’t push their whole narrative, that we’ve all seen used against us over the last two years with consistent inconsistent lies…

I still don’t care about covid, vaccines, wars..but these people, these “Liberal Minded” woke idiots…are all CRYING for violent wars….wanting wars….seems FUCKING crazy….

Can’t we just go back to having fun staring at tits again, why is everything so damn serious…

In other news, I’m debating stopping the site, you’ll be the first to know if I decide to stop updating the site, because you will see that the site is not being updated.

There’s no money in this, there will never be money in this, I can’t sell it, get investors…and there’s a lot of headaches, traffic is dying, it’s a sinking ship….and it’s basically been a 20 year waste of time…and I’d rather focus on other more rewarding shit like staring at the wall or possibly pursuing my dream as a one legged tap dancer….

In the meantime, here are some stepLINKS….

Paulina Gretzky’s Bachelorette Party Highlight Reel
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Hot Model Grace Charis on the Golf Course
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Zoe Kravitz Channeling her Catwoman
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Shameful Ways Hollywood Made Us Watch Movies
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Cops Using Spike Strips
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Mom of 3 Boys Finds Out it’s a Girl
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Ellen’s New House
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Risky Prank…
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Does this call for fighters from around the world to help fight in the Ukraine come with a free flight, because I figure if you want to put your money where your MEMES are, and get out there to defend for the FREEDOM of some country you know nothing about, when you’re perfectly fine with your freedoms being robbed in your home country, because HEROES don’t need to make sense…

Because if it does come with a free plane ticket, it’d be a good opportunity to find some Ukrainian mail order wife refugees to save by having them sit on your face for FREEDOM…

I don’t even know if they are fighting for freedom, but it sounds good enough a reason to get hot Ukraine pussy in my mouth…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Charli XCX Looking Good in a New Video
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Bri Teresi on the Golf Course
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Caroline Vreeland Poses Nude for Motherhood
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Nina Agdal Pelvic Thrusts
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Julia Fox Brings the Pokies
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Influencer Photoshop Fail
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Evil Ellen Buys a New Mansion
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Ariana Grande’s Make-Up Tutorial
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20 Weird Things Auctioned on Ebay
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Exploding Capacitors
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Crocodile Loses a Tooth…
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Messi’s Biggest Fan Suzy Cortez Says She Was Kicked Out of an Airbnb by a Host With “Hot Girl Phobia”
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Megan Fox – Hot Legs
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TIME FOR MEMES
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Dolphins Shut Door on Deshaun Watson Trade
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“Fabricated” – Andy Reid upset over reports of rift with Patrick Mahomes, Eric Bieniemy
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Clever Beer Invention
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Kim Kardashian is Officially Single
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Police Catch a Runaway Car
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World’s Tallest man and World’s Shortest Woman Meet…
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Doja Cat Gets Freaky with Tyga
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Hot from the Bahamas
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The Need for Social Distancing is Real with this Guy
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Trailer Goes Loose
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3 Funny Pranks
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Joey King Gets Engaged
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Sara Cheek is a Snack
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Boxing Set Up
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Man Draws Strangers Realistically
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Crazy Lady Thinks Mail Man is Stalking her
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Lily James, Who is Very Hot, Gives a BTS of Pam and Tommy
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Nerd Shows Off his Sword…
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How to Make a Humanoid Robot
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Trailer on the Run
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Hot Model Anastasia Lopez in a Hot Smoking Photoshoot
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Britney Still Topless on the Beach
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Malik Monk is in a Slump Since Being Spotted Out With Iggy Azalea, Naturally She is Being Blamed
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Kendall Jenner – Boobs Out
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Nudes in the Movies
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Alana Haim in a Magazine – Not Hot
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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage for a Magazine
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Ambrosio in a Sports Bra
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Maude Apatow Nepotism Fame Gets her in a Tight Outfit
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Jenna Ortega in a Photoshoot
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Barbie Ferreira on the Streets
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Charlotte Lawrence Big Cleavage at a Fashion Show
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Romee Strijd at an Event
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Mimi Keene Cleavage
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Michelle Keegan at an Event….
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Joey King in Leggings
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Haley Kalil in a Tight Dress…
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Trying to Find Last’s Night Dinner
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Titty Girl Getting Dressed
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Upskirt
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Heavy MILF Tits
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Always Be Prepared
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Spread Ass
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21 Shitty Days Being Had
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Face Sitter Not Face Shitter
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Sluts in Bitch Face
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Stacked Titty Dance
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Nyla the Hot Titty Ginger Amateur
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POV ANAL
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Pussy On the Beach
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THREESOME
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Just the Tip
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Cheerleader Kay Big Tits in the Shower
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Babe Gets a Creampie for Dessert
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Showing the Grool
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Eggplant in the ass
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Banging the Ex
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Pussy Flashing
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Jess Black is Topless
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Hotel SEX
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Pussy Rubbing
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Julia in Playboy Germany Living the Van Lif
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Making Sure it is Still There
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Emily Pulls her Top Down
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Hand in the Panties
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

02

Mar

Stella Hudgens Nipples of the Day

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I was talking to an old timey blogger from many years ago who is now retired because his titty blog made him rich enough to shut it down and he asked me about STELLA HUDGENS…because I guess he always wanted to see her tits all those years and was excited that she’s running a fan account as a quick cashgrab because living off her sister’s money, when she can make her own money using her sister’s last name, which may be her last name too, but not really…when it comes to celebrity, the name belongs to the celebrity…the siblings just end up in the shadows..

Well, I told him that he’ll be happy to know that his favorite celebrity sister is producing smutty content finally and out of nowhere because people like sex and it’s a good way to grab A LOT OF MONEY…especially when you charge 100 dollars a month for her shit…which I think she does…a little bold, or obnoxious, thinking her monthly rate is worth 10 times more a regular bitch because of her sister…

The good news is that she doesn’t need to be doing this, but after living in a shadow for so long, they all eventually go rogue.

She’s not fucking in her content, she doesn’t even seem to know how to selfie, maybe she should get tips from her sister, who was one of the first celeb nude leaks out there….an iconic moment in celeb culture….but this is just a giant whatever…where she should be fucking in her content to make it worth a jack off….but tits are tits…even when they look better clothed and without a belly hanging over their panties..

Something for everyone!

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2022

02

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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It’s safe to say the normalizing of fat chicks is the fucking worse turn of events for humanity, fat people were always supposed to be the bullied ones with no confience who hated themselves and found things about them that they could market to other people to make them either fun to be around, or worth a fuck to a dude desperate enough…they were never supposed to be hot chicks…

So I encourage the health and wellness approach of eating well and being fit to be the hottest version of yourself…rather than some slob bitch demanding the same credit that these bitches who work hard for their hotness or their hottest version of themselves get..and the world I live in, doesn’t reward lazy pigs…even if the actual. world does..

So along with the health benefits of fitness, it also shows good character in a person, and even if the bitch gets a little too muscular, at least she’s not obese…

I make anything porn, so that’s why I don’t get allowed into gyms, but luckily ladies know their working out makes them horny, makes us horny, and because of that they share it…

Fit Bitches – TRUE HEROES…

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2022

02

Mar

Christina Milian Legs of the Day

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Here’s Christina Milian pretending to have long legs when she’s basically 5 foot tall, MIDGET status, possibly stunted by being sold to the industry, as she deals with her trauma in weird ways, now that society encourages people to brag about their mental issues, or their self harm, or whatever annoying traits they’ve developed as people, but have valid excuses to talk about, since they all love fucking oversharing and talking about them, thanks to being fucking NARCISSISTS…

The one hit wonder who I think was a teen Disney Kid before making her one hit wonder video that people jerked off to a lot, it was an era you jerked off to music videos, is out here doing more fetish erotica, maybe for Rihanna’s lingerie brand, since she’s one of her models, or maybe for fun, since she’s rich as shit and all these half naked model shit is strictly for her ego…and narcissism.

She’s a mom of two, so when you’re rich and famous, this is what moms of two do….when you’re a normal person, your smut is far lower budget, but still smut….so much SMUT…for everyone…too MUCH smut to keep track of….

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2022

02

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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You may find a sloppy drunk bitch more appealing to drag home because she’ll be more inclined to suck your dick, you know the whole being a drunken disaster letting her guard down and giving into her want to suck dick while drunk is more likely than getting some weed smoking girl to do the same thing…

Weed, despite being marketed as this “evil” plant that causes schizophrenia…is pretty fucking mild, and when smoking it, the whole “loss of inhibitions” doesn’t happen, if anything paranoia sets in and they won’t trust you enough to ever go home with you…unless they are out of weed and in the mood to smoke…

Not that people even randomly meet in places or go on dates, it’s more transactional, like setting a business appointment after some TINDER messages, that mean you don’t need to drag anyone home, or convince anyone to come home, they’re already there…and if anything the social lubricant is left to your discretion because you know you’re already getting laid and don’t require any strategy, you’ve won.

But it’s kinda sad that the art of the random stranger sex at the club is dying…where is the world headed when you can’t wake up with sex you regret from someone who you don’t know…and who you don’t even have their number, FB, IG handle, or TINDER connection….

The kids these days may have it easy, but working towards something, like dragging a fatty home for the tits, is something everyone should know and experience in their life to feel like they’ve completed the tasks needed for a full life.

The point of this is to say, weed, less sloppy, than drunk, but thanks to laziness, can be pretty sloppy too….it’s not a competition between weed or booze, or even big pharma….sluts are still sluts no matter how they medicate, these ones just happen to be using weed as a prop and that works for me.

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