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2022

24

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Asshole Behind Thongs are a wonderful exploration into the thong’s ability to allow you to see asshole while the subject is still technically fully clothed, or half clothed, you know with her panties on….

It is the equivalent of sheer top, or maybe a pair of pants made out of clear plastic, at least where the crotch is so that you can see the cunt, without the owner of the cunt feeling like she’s stripped down, exposed, on some kind of shameless exhibitionist level.

It is one of those “if you sexualize the asshole behind thong, it’s on you, because motherfucker, I’m just in a thong, and that’s my right as a woman, MISOGYNIST”….and I am into it…because I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, the ASSHOLE IS THE WINDOW TO THE SOUL….the UNIFIED anus for a INCLUSIVE AND EQUITABLE utopian world they have planned for us…THEY even wrote books about it….

Just be happy these assholes behind thongs aren’t shitting.

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2022

24

Feb

Sarah Hyland Lesbian of the Day

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I guess when you’re an integral part of pushing the agenda in part because you were sold to Disney at a young age, maybe one of their early models from their clone factories in the basement of the “It’s a Small World” ride, which would explain her BUM kidney and the need to get it replaced so many times…cloning technology has glitches…luckily the guy who plays her dad, another actor, probably with Disney ties was a genetic match and it allowed him to save her so that she could grow up into a SITCOM STAR who in her early retirement, or maybe it’s just a hiatus, when you’ve faced death more than once because your organs don’t work for you, but rather against you, because she’s got enough money to never work again, you can spend your time pushigg the sex positive “I HAVE SEX”….gay…everything is GAY…even her fiance is gay….because if you’re not in the LGBTQ+ community that you’re not a real person..it’s a badge of honor to idiots…because I know gay people and none of them identify as being part of a community…but I also don’t hang out or associate with mainstream losers who feel validated sucking cunt…

This is zero hot to me, but I’ve always found Sarah Hyland to be a creepily underdeveloped weird thing who would need to push the sex agenda, or the gay agenda for me to even conceptualize that she even has sex…but you may like it…freak.

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2022

24

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Just be happy that these titty drops aren’t videos of grown men having making their balls drop….you know because that trend probably exists…I’ve been around “red eye mooners” and “tea baggers” and other closet case weirdness in my life, not by choice, but when bros get drunk, asses get fucked…depending on how short their shorts are…

The most impressive thing about titty drops are not the titty drops themselves, but rather the concept of the titty drop….

Who came up with this, who was the first to coin the term because it definitely wasn’t me….but more importantly, what girls saw the titty drops happening, only to think “I need in, where do I sign up, I’ve been looking for clever ways to flash my tits all these years, I’ve just been waiting for a viral trend to do it”….

You see, I don’t think you need your theatrics to make staring at the tits, or flashing the tits more interesting…THEY are tits…

It’s already good enough on its own, you don’t need to white wash it, or candy coat it with a dance..but like GRANNY ALWAYS SAID…
whatever brings the tits out…

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2022

24

Feb

Joey King Bikini of the Day

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For what this celebrity child star who is now an adult star may lack in her face….she makes up for it with the titties…because as she takes on her newest role, “Joey King” the personal brand, where she creates a personal to be the “real” Joey King, in efforts to hype up her acting profile, as a way to manipulate and lie to her fans, and probably launch a direct to consumer brand that will make her stupid money off the backs of those fans, as these money grubbers do…since they are never satisfied just being paid stupid money to play make-belief on some TV and Movies…

So in doing the “personal brand’ influencer shit, she’s dropped the bikini pics, and her body looks good to me, all tropical by the waterfall, living the rich and busty enough life…

I actually like Joey King as an actor, I thought she played a good half retard disabled chick who killed her oppressive mom with her nerdy internet boyfriend in the Gypsy Rose Blanchard story…which brings up a good question…how do you call a Romanian a gypsy without calling a Romanian a gypsy…

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2022

24

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bra of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is a survivor…she had a compulsive eating disorder which means she would just keep on eating to deal with her emotions or the fact that she was molested, or part of some human trafficking ring in Mexico where they mind-controlled her and sold her to the world elites…THAT IS JUST A CONSPIRACY…RIGHT…

They never launch celebrities, give them fake origin stories, especially when they are from other countries, like MEXICO, where there is already a human trafficking problem…they just import them to the USA and cast them in TV and Movies because there are not enough American based Mexicans to fill be the Mexican character in the movies…there’s only 40 million Mexicans live in America…so let’s OUTSOURCE the talent to some random bitch like Eiza….SEEMS SUSPICIOUS TO ME…but I also know nothing…

What I do know is that Eiza is better in bra than clothed…even better topless than in the bra…so somehting to work on…and luckily her child trauma overeating is being managed so that you can think of cumming on her LATEX/RUBBER skirt…instead of being grossed out by it, thinking it’s a tarp to catch all the food that misses her mouth when she’s scarfing it down…

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2022

24

Feb

Tinashe Tits of the Day

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Tinashe is wearing a giant belt across her tits, it’s a titty belt…far more interesting than a chastity belt, especially the ones I see on the internet that cage men’s dicks while they watch their girlfriends get fucked…it’s a thing, just not my thing…I mean sure, I’ll watch anyone’s girlfriend getting fucked, but I’m not about to cage my dick when I do it…you know, you gotta be able to JERK off to it if you’re gonna cuck. like a non-man…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, because I don’t know who TINASHE is…funny how that works right.

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2022

24

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Yo, it’s TANLINE THURDAY BRO….

It’s the day we celebrate them titties and asses that don’t get kissed by the sun, while the rest of the body gets kissed by the sun, assuming these are real tans and not the kind of tans that you buy in a jar at a drug store to basically get absorbed by your skin and eventually fucking kill you from some horrible disease….if you don’t believe me…LOOK UP SUNSCREEN RECALL….or JOHNSON AND JOHNSON BABY POWDER RECALL…these motherfuckers don’t care about you…

If anything, they want you dead, or dying, they can make more money that way….

They don’t want you to know that animals lay in sunspots, don’t believe me, look at your pets on a sunny day…it’s called DOWNLOADING….or some shit..

THE SUN SENDS YOU SIGNALS…because NOTHING they tell you is REAL…obviously, why would they give you simpletons the actually winning formula, they want you losing…LOSEER..

I like to think the TANLINES send me signals too, you know that the girl is showing me some EXCLUSIVE body parts that EVEN THE SUN doesn’t see, you know like that whole “I’ll stick it where the sun don’t shine”…..only less queer…

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2022

24

Feb

Sydney Sweeney hot on the Beach of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney brought herself to the beach in what I would say is one of her best beach days to date. Not that I can really remember any other Sydney Sweeney beach days, but I guess she was in an entire TV series about being at the beach, White Lotus, and this is better than that….

I know what you’re thinking, it’s Sydney Sweeney, therefore she should be nude in a scene from Euphoria, since the producers of Euphoria really like using Sydney Sweeney nude to get more traction with their already popular show….TITS GET HITS…and Sweeney’s got MENTAL tits….

To which I say, the nude Sweeney will be back on Sunday, in the meantime we need the non-nude Sweeney to build her up, to bring more depth to her nude scenes, to remind us that she’s more than just legendary big tits that are nude, they also come clothed…

It’s like if Christmas Morning had all the gifts UNWRAPPED before you woke up to unwrap them, it takes away the mystery, even if you know you got some dog shit gift because your family hates you…

Sweeney is a better body than she is an actor, which is probably easy when you have a body like Sweeney….

This was shot by the prolific, relevant, documentarian of the “culture”, Amber Asaly , who we’ve been fans of for 6-7 years now since discussing unprotected sex with rappers…in VEGAS….which doesn’t mean her now famous legal team won’t be trying to sue me for sharing her BIG TITTY ART.

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2022

24

Feb

Twerk Twerk and Other Videos of the Day

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News man Shames Woman with Alopecia During Canadian Trucker Protests for Freedom…

Girl who was going to transtion to be a man thanks to indoctrination….gets called transphobic for deciding not to….by the BOTS on TIKTOK that are being used to destroy America…it’s a WEAPON and if you don’t think it is, you crazy….

This dude’s a nut. He takes Wim Hoff too Serious bro.

Teacher doesn’t like Maskless Kid…

Shitty Teachers!

Titty Bounce…

The Fit Body…

Bare Ass in the Sunflower Patch

Cowgirl Butt SHot

Titty Dress

Stretching…

POSING

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2022

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t get blown up in UKRAINE as part of WWIII theatrics that you could assume are a WAG THE DOG situation, where real people MAY be dying, but that I don’t trust because everything is in an ILLUSION, even if a war in Russian was prophecized in the BIBLE…true story, check it out….Book of Revelation or Book of Enoch…what do I know…

I am more concerned feeling like I willed the whole masks thing because for years, if not decades, I have said to women that if they take off their panties I’ll wear them as a mask, I’m talking at bars, at movies, at funeral, at weddings, my “are you wearing panties, what kind of panty, what style panty, can I just see them it will be easier, can You take them off and let me wear them as a mask….willing it, asking them universe for it and now I’m being forced to wear dirty panty fabric to buy a damn banana. I blame myself

I know COVID is over, but these motherfuckers are all brain washed to think panties on their face saves their lives and it will take years to DEPROGRAM them of that….so until that happens…THIS MOTHERFUCKERS got fucking panty on his face….and for the first time in my life…no one is disgusted by me for it….

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Funniest Concert Moments that May Not be Funny At All
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