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2022

23

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I prefer WET SPOTS….to throw flower at the bitch to find the WET SPOT….even though WET SPOTS repulsed me as a WET SPOT out of context is like a GAME SHOW mystery box and NOT in a good way….I just didn’t believe the ladies making WET SPOT fetish content really committed to the WET SPOT but rather faked it….

Unfortunately, there’s not enough WET SPOTS being uploaded and the whole point of the WET SPOT was my parody or satire, I don’t know the difference, of CLICKBAIT round-ups that have made so many websites RICH AS FUCK….you know, keep the SELF SABOTAGING going, I’ve only got 18 years invested in this shit…why change things now..

So naturally, my philosphy, my TAGLINE if it wasn’t “I’ll Make You Famous”….which was censored from “A Place Where I Get Drunk and Molest You”….since that wasn’t really the energy I was trying to put out there as people thought it meant some creepy stepfather molesting his kids…and I get what they’d think that…but it was supposed to read as a drunkenstepfather MOLESTING the visitors…since I couldn’t explain the joke to everyone…I went with I’ll make you famous…but yeah…my back-up tagline is “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…because fat chicks aren’t a fetish to me, they are gross to me, LAZY to me, overeaters to me…I mean science says that they eat more than they burn so it stores as fat…end of discussion…meaning it’s avoidable…

Now I don’t care that people are fat, I am fat…I just don’t like celebrating it like it’s the new face of health and wellness, because it’s vile..

SO here are some fatties to me, maybe normal sized girls to you, because you are American and have never seen a skinny girl in this era….and it could be your fetish, even though it’s so common now, but to me…it’s a joke…SEXUALIZING FAT GIRLS…HYSTERICAL…

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2022

23

Feb

I Love Horses and Other videos of the Day

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Toby Maguire as SPIDERMAN

Choose the Box!

Funny

Ass in Tight Shorts

It’s ELBOWS BEHIND YOUR BACK – Dummy

Short Skirt

Selfies

Slow Twerk

Outfit Check

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2022

23

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know anything about politics, I’ve had hate mail calling me alt right or political because I thought the whole covid shit was retarded and still do, but that’s hardly a political positioning, if you think it is, you’re too far fucking gone. I’m just into freedom…

THEY MISGENDERED ME ALT RIGHT!

I am Canadian, in Canada…ALT RIGHT is just a TERM on TV they use for anyone who doesn’t buy into their bullshit woke politics….which I don’t…obviously…

So in not knowing anything about politics, I’ve seen the covid narrative, that lost momentum as people woke up to what I’ve been telling them since the BLM protests confirmed that the virus was a load of shit..be replacd with war in Russia or Ukraine…and I may not know why…

It may all be theatre, part of the RESET conspiracy, I don’t dig into that shit….I just know war benefits the people at the top of the food chain…..

I do know that some of the hottest nude models on the internet are from Eastern European countries and I may not post them as much as I’d like because they all email me to take down the photoshoots and it annoys me….

But I do hoe that they all survive what could be an extinction level event!

Because if anyone survives a nuclear attack on the people, let it be the HOT mail order bride looking bitches who get naked and half naked on social media….

WE NEED THEM IN OUR NEW POST APOCALYPTIC WORLD!

Some morning links..SURE…

German Ski-Jumper Juliane Seyfarth Found Time During the Olympics to Post Naked Pics on Her Second IG Account
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Hump Day Memes
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Nude Model Katerina from Czech Looks Hot Naked
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Paulina Gretzky’s Bachelorette Party
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Tanker Truck vs Barrier
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Big Crowd of Golden Retriever Puppies
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Near Death Experiences on the GoPro
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Looking into How Internet Travels Across Oceans
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Red Hot Chilli Pepper Flea is Selling his Crazy House
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Hot Cam Girls…
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2022

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hope you’re having a wonderful 2/2/22, which is apparently a very meaningful date, probably for the SATANICS out there, so let’s hope they don’t do anything ridiculous, even though everything they do is GODLESS, not righteous, not LOVING or FILLED with love, the way the CREATOR wanted things to be…but instead, dark, evil and full of hate…..because HUMANS have the devil inside them, or at least the evil spirits that bring them down…and the rest of us have to suffer the consequences of their consistent, self involved, power grabbing sins….

DO YOU HAVE THE DEVIL IN YOU?

Know God, Learn to Love God, it’s the main purpose of your life…and if you opt out, that’s fine, but you’re missing the MAIN PURPOSE of your life…you self involved HEATHEN.

I don’t know what this RETURN OF PLUTO….potentially new age shit relating to this 2/2/2022 shit…but let’s hope we survive it…

Now for some PORN LINKS that GOD would not approve of….you self indulgent pigs….I appreciate you…..

Paulina Gretzky Hot – Over the Top Bachelorette Party
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Sydney Sweeney’s Fashion Challenge!
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Rainey Qualley’s Sheer Lingerie Shoot
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Tight Tank Top
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Alex Daddario’s Big Cleavage in a Sports Bra
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Hottie Fails at the Home Gym
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Lohan has Launched her TikTok
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This Model Megan Barton Hanson Says Sex is Better with Women
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Lottie Moss’ Bikini Selfies
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Kayla Nicole is “A Lot to Handle”
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ICYMI: Charles Barkley jokes about wanting to do a duet with Adele during All-Star weekend
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A Gaggle of Geese Marching
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Paper Straws Don’t Work
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The Jet Go Kart is Mental
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7 Overrated Superheroes
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Flea Sells an Awesome House
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Holly Madison does Pam Anderson Cosplay
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Instagram Model is a Full Blown Bikini Model
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Car VS Train
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Blake Lively Pokies
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The Progression of the Last 3 Years
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The Difference Between an Expensive and Cheap Piano
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Kim Kardashian Bikini in the Pool with Gloves on?
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Luka Doncic’s Model Girlfriend Anamaria Goltes Lit Up Her Suite at the NBA All-Star Game in Leather Pants
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How the Internet Crosses Oceans
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Drunk Driver Crashes into Patrol Car
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Alligator Nudges Dude….
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Testing McDonald’s Cups
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Miley Cyrus Does a Gucci Campaign
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Kendall Jenner in Vogue
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Close Call at the Airport
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This Probably Won’t Work – Motorcycle Fail
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Honey in Space
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Topless Model Marta Aguilar is Amazing
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Josie Canseco Spills the Beans
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Bills QB Josh Allen and Girlfriend Brittany Williams Enjoying Some Sunshine in Mexico
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Naomi Campbell on Being a Mother
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It Sounds Like Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley Are Still Together
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The Ultimate Jewelry Collection
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Kristen Stewart’s Lingerie Photoshoot is she Up for an Oscar?
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Cindy Crawford in a On e Piece for Fashion
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Penelope Cruz Hot on the Red Carpet
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Isabel Palma in her Underweaer
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Sienna Miller in Lingerie for a Shoot
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Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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Iris Lw in a Corset Dress
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Amelia Hamlin in a Racy Tube Top
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Maude Apatow in a Photoshoot being RElevant
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Natalie Portman’s PDA
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Tallia Storm Stripper on a Business Meeting Outfit
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Megan Fox Cleavage in a Sports Bra
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Francesca Smmers Hot in Vogue
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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2 Dildos – 1 Vagina
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Titty Tuesday
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Windo Finger Banging…
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Hot Amateur Body
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Big Boobs get Oiled
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Pussy Rubbing Girl…
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Perfect Curves They Say
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Heavy Lifting for the Butt Plug Reveal
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Mashup Madness
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Ass Rubbing on her Knees
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Scumbag of the Week
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Two Girls and their Vaginas
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Amateur’s Throat VS Long DOng
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POP A SQUAT
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Crackhead Shower
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Vagina with a Dildo in
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TITTIES ON THE BEACH
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Wand on the Nips
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PAWG POSTING!
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Numi has her Boobs Out
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Lips that Grip
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Amateur Fucks on a Chair
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Naked at the Lake
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Close Up and Personal
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Amateur Webcam Fuck
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WE GOT TITTIES
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Amateur Dick Rider
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Dildo Riding
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Hypnotic FUCK
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Getting the Holes Filled
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In Case You Missed It – Caught Compilation
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Dildo with the Fishnets On
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2022

22

Feb

Olivia Ponton No Tits But 4 Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Ponton is the envy of all the TIKTOK dancers because they like the way she throws the fuck down….

I am a firm believer that TikTok is the fall of society because it has been designed so fucking well to make sure that it worked….

So now people are celebrated for posting awkward 6 second videos of them being ridiculous….

The content for the most part lacks creativity, lacks a message, lacks inspiration….but gets MILLIONS of views…because mindless sheep just scroll through the shit being brainwashed and clearly DUMBED the fuck down….

I don’t care that these girls make millions doing so little, I’m more concerned about it being a fucking weapon to destroy civilization, but maybe I’m being dramatic….

Anyway, Olivia Ponton, who proved that TITS may get HITS for those who lack the “It factor”….because her NON TITS AT ALL managed to get her where she wanted to go….TITS ARE NOT EVERYTHING….so it’s important to celebrate that on TINY TIT TUESDAY as they try to make us thing that BIG TITS ARE EVERYTHING….

So yeah, I’ve got three nipples, it’s an ailment, maybe a retardation, definitely something I didn’t realize I had until I was old enough to be ashamed by it because it’s fucking weird….I just thought it was a birthmark….but at a check-up at 15 or 16 having a doctor tell you “you have three nipples”….you end up being “I am never taking my shirt off agaiN”….

So I know how to SPOT extra nipples on people, I AM ONE WITH OLIVIA PONTON…

The triple nip is rare, QUAD NIP is almost unheard of… but I am 99 percent sure that PONTON’s got 4 nipples, strange since she’s got more NIPS than tits…and if she did have tits, the two stray nipples could have potentially been covered by a bikini, but since she’s got no tits…those nips are just on the milkline midway down her chest.

There’s a FETISH in this somewhere, maybe it makes those not PRIVVY to the power of the multiple nipples, you know since I have one and feel it’s my SOURCE of anything clever that I write on here….I still find them freakish…

But if she is now called out officially on her MULTI-NIPS…she may become the INFLUENCER in the space…

We’ve got Downs Syndrome models, fat chick models, bald models, amputee models, acne models, the list of ailments is fucking endless in a victim society of narcissists who over share everything gross about them….

BUT we don’t have multi-nip influencers…sure Marky Mark, Lily Allen, Carrie Underwood, Zac Efron, Joanna Krupa have all said they have THREE nips, but I haven’t seen any PRESS releases from corporate brands announcing how proud they are of their work in the MULTI_NIPPLE world…

All this to say…MORE TO SUCK ON…..or more to to have your babies you imagine making her to suck on….like a litter of cats…if you think she’s hot….which you may…I mean she is half naked girl afterall…

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2022

22

Feb

Alexandra Vreeland Got Them Tits On of the Day

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New Mom and now Hottie Caroline Vreeland, who you probably remember from the first or second round of Instagram influencers, because she had and still has MONSTER sized tits….that were LA based, doing the whole LA scenester shit, eventually getting into the whole FASHION world, where she was invite to all the big fashion events, while living that influencer with big titty life……

New Mom and now Hottie Caroline Vreeland, who I remember as being a recent import, a now LOCAL HOMETOWN HOTTIE, because she fell in love with a French Canadian artist at Art Basel and moved to fucking Canada to make babies with him….not that I’ve ever met any of these people, I just know we’re in the same area code….

New Mom and now Hottie Caroline Vreeland, has a FULL BODIED sister, who I guess has some of that BIG TITTY genes, and who I guess does that whole BIG TITTY influencer thing, because when you’re born or grow into tits like this, it would be a crime to not use them to make all your dreams come true…it’s one of those gifts from the creators, BIG NATURALS, that get everyone, even women excited because we were coded to latch onto tits as infants and never grew out of it….

It is her DUTY as the host body and owner of said tits, to share them with the world, for profit, or to lead to profit, because TITS GET HITS…and these are some motherfucking tits..

If you’re into sister fetish shit, which I am sure you are, especially when both sisters are stacked….you can think of them taking a shower together, comparing vaginas tightness using dildos with each other, or getting fucked in the same hotel room by the same guy because they were taught to share everything with each other….you know sister sister shit…

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Posted in:alexandra vreeland|Caroline Vreeland

2022

22

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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One of the most tragic things I can think of is when a hot set of small, manageable, cute looking tits get taken to the SLAUGHTER HOUSE and filled with basketball sized implants…only for their body to become in a constant state of inflammation, since you KNOW how bad INFLAMMATION can be….so bad that I don’t actually give a fuck about it….I just hate seeing nice little tits turned into big round hard tits…it is depressing and when those hot tiny tits get killed off and replaced, it’s never impressive, its a $5000 – $10,000 purchase…you can’t even buy a HONDA for less than 40k in Canada…I mean…we’re not talking ROLLS ROYCE of tits here, we’re talking a reliable 10 year old TOYOTA CAMRY at best….so stop the fucking CULL…stop the SLAUGHTER….MAKE TINY TITS GREAT AGAIN…because they are GREAT….ALWAYS.

I don’t mind when moms with saggy tits come in for a pick me up, I mean it’s probably better to fuck a 50 year old with implants than without, so there’s a time and a place for everything….

But when small titty younger girls do vane shit like that to themselves, I always think it’s a fucking waste….

I guess I just like tits that people were created with, why change a good thing, those tits are unique to them, and when you alter them, it is just another example of everyone trying to be the fucking same, instead of embracing their UNIQUE snowflake qualities…

THaT IS WHY I support these ITTY BITTY TITTY girls who are comfortable, into showing off, their tiny tits…maybe it’s empowerment, maybe they know they have hot bodies that dudes probably pay to see naked, so they don’t need to overcompensate…I don’t know the inner fucking workings…I am just glad to see Hot tiny tits acting like big tits…it’s a passion project.

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2022

22

Feb

Rowan Blanchard Upside Down Ass of the Day

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I remember a Golden Girls episode where Blanche realized what she looks like when she’s on-top during sex, the old lady in her 50s didn’t know that her saggy skin hung off her while riding the old man cock, forcing her to go back to the fucking drawing board and either do missionary, where her face would look more taught, or just do doggy and reverse cowgirl if her hips were up to it…so no eye contact could be made…

I used to watch a lot of Golden Girls reruns before it because a popular thing to do…and not just because it taught me that GRAVITY is a woman’s worst enemy..or maybe their worst friend because without it, they’d be dead….but it works against them…

Then there’s been the whole observations we’ve all made in our lives while looking at ladies…where hanging upside down like you just caught them in your snare like you’re all tribal and animalistic…hunting boar…..make the titties look fucking perky as shit….being a solid strategy for influencers and ONLYFAN girls to shoot EVERYTHING upside down then flipping it….they already use enough filters in their lie, what’s a little UPSIDE DOWN TITTY put RIGHT SIDE UP….

In this series, you will see upside ass of Disney’s own, who they let out of captivity to be a hipster in NYC, doing nude or racy hipster shoots so her fans didn’t think she was some candy-coated DISNEY kid still, even though it was all contrived….part of the DISNEY Rumspringer…ROWAN BLANCHARD….

And like swimming underwater naked, this upside down ass and pussy in tight shorts thing does the body good….

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2022

22

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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If you need motivation to leave the house, let it be tight pants….

If you need motivation to go to the gym, because getting fit and healthy isn’t really your priority because health and wellness is overrated when you can just take medicines, let it be tight pants..

If you want to see a pussy in public on stranger you’ve never met and who you will never see the pussy of otherwise…thank the tight pants…

If you want to see the edge of a hot mom’s asshole at the grocery store…thank the tight pants…

Tight pants, a trend…a lifestyle…a way of life….making everyday ladies on errands the premise of a porno in your mind…because tight pants do wonderful things to their bodies, their asses and in turn…our souls…

PRAISE the tight pants….for all their accomplishments in our lives..

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2022

22

Feb

Iskra Lawrence Lingerie of the Day

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This makes me laugh, but it could just because fat girls always make me laugh, I guess part of being fat is being comedic about being fat, since the whole fat thing is the ELEPHANT in the ROOM and sometimes the Elephant with my dick in it and occassionally the elephant who’s ass I am eating as part of my own Japanese game show concept I am working on called “What Did I have for Lunch”…

This makes me laugh because ISKRA who I am convinced is a fake fatty, the kind of fatty who decided to become fat because being able bodied wasn’t working for her, right at the time when the world decided to campaign for fatties, like they are currently campaigning for anyone with a glitch, imperfection or FULL retardation…

Meaning, she’s making a joke about “first lingerie shoot since pregnancy”….this is 2 years post baby making…and I’m like “Bitch you looked pregnant your entire career, that was the whole fucking point”….and if anything she ATE all she could eat to really have that gut she needed to fool the fools into thinking she was a legit plus sized not just a faker….CLICKBAITER..

So yes. normal girls starve themselves out for a shoot, fatties CHOW DOWN for a shoot….and the idea she’s concerned about the lingerie shoot, like she’s insecure..like treadmill walking and diet was every part of her hustle…and to act like it was is insulting to those of us who are onto her….and to the legit fatties out there she steals work from….but at least its not stealing food from them…that’d cause real protest..

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