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2022

24

Feb

Tinashe Tits of the Day

Tinashe is wearing a giant belt across her tits, it’s a titty belt…far more interesting than a chastity belt, especially the ones I see on the internet that cage men’s dicks while they watch their girlfriends get fucked…it’s a thing, just not my thing…I mean sure, I’ll watch anyone’s girlfriend getting fucked, but I’m not about to cage my dick when I do it…you know, you gotta be able to JERK off to it if you’re gonna cuck. like a non-man…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, because I don’t know who TINASHE is…funny how that works right.

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2022

24

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Yo, it’s TANLINE THURDAY BRO….

It’s the day we celebrate them titties and asses that don’t get kissed by the sun, while the rest of the body gets kissed by the sun, assuming these are real tans and not the kind of tans that you buy in a jar at a drug store to basically get absorbed by your skin and eventually fucking kill you from some horrible disease….if you don’t believe me…LOOK UP SUNSCREEN RECALL….or JOHNSON AND JOHNSON BABY POWDER RECALL…these motherfuckers don’t care about you…

If anything, they want you dead, or dying, they can make more money that way….

They don’t want you to know that animals lay in sunspots, don’t believe me, look at your pets on a sunny day…it’s called DOWNLOADING….or some shit..

THE SUN SENDS YOU SIGNALS…because NOTHING they tell you is REAL…obviously, why would they give you simpletons the actually winning formula, they want you losing…LOSEER..

I like to think the TANLINES send me signals too, you know that the girl is showing me some EXCLUSIVE body parts that EVEN THE SUN doesn’t see, you know like that whole “I’ll stick it where the sun don’t shine”…..only less queer…

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2022

24

Feb

Sydney Sweeney hot on the Beach of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney brought herself to the beach in what I would say is one of her best beach days to date. Not that I can really remember any other Sydney Sweeney beach days, but I guess she was in an entire TV series about being at the beach, White Lotus, and this is better than that….

I know what you’re thinking, it’s Sydney Sweeney, therefore she should be nude in a scene from Euphoria, since the producers of Euphoria really like using Sydney Sweeney nude to get more traction with their already popular show….TITS GET HITS…and Sweeney’s got MENTAL tits….

To which I say, the nude Sweeney will be back on Sunday, in the meantime we need the non-nude Sweeney to build her up, to bring more depth to her nude scenes, to remind us that she’s more than just legendary big tits that are nude, they also come clothed…

It’s like if Christmas Morning had all the gifts UNWRAPPED before you woke up to unwrap them, it takes away the mystery, even if you know you got some dog shit gift because your family hates you…

Sweeney is a better body than she is an actor, which is probably easy when you have a body like Sweeney….

This was shot by the prolific, relevant, documentarian of the “culture”, Amber Asaly , who we’ve been fans of for 6-7 years now since discussing unprotected sex with rappers…in VEGAS….which doesn’t mean her now famous legal team won’t be trying to sue me for sharing her BIG TITTY ART.

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2022

24

Feb

Twerk Twerk and Other Videos of the Day

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News man Shames Woman with Alopecia During Canadian Trucker Protests for Freedom…

Girl who was going to transtion to be a man thanks to indoctrination….gets called transphobic for deciding not to….by the BOTS on TIKTOK that are being used to destroy America…it’s a WEAPON and if you don’t think it is, you crazy….

This dude’s a nut. He takes Wim Hoff too Serious bro.

Teacher doesn’t like Maskless Kid…

Shitty Teachers!

Titty Bounce…

The Fit Body…

Bare Ass in the Sunflower Patch

Cowgirl Butt SHot

Titty Dress

Stretching…

POSING

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2022

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t get blown up in UKRAINE as part of WWIII theatrics that you could assume are a WAG THE DOG situation, where real people MAY be dying, but that I don’t trust because everything is in an ILLUSION, even if a war in Russian was prophecized in the BIBLE…true story, check it out….Book of Revelation or Book of Enoch…what do I know…

I am more concerned feeling like I willed the whole masks thing because for years, if not decades, I have said to women that if they take off their panties I’ll wear them as a mask, I’m talking at bars, at movies, at funeral, at weddings, my “are you wearing panties, what kind of panty, what style panty, can I just see them it will be easier, can You take them off and let me wear them as a mask….willing it, asking them universe for it and now I’m being forced to wear dirty panty fabric to buy a damn banana. I blame myself

I know COVID is over, but these motherfuckers are all brain washed to think panties on their face saves their lives and it will take years to DEPROGRAM them of that….so until that happens…THIS MOTHERFUCKERS got fucking panty on his face….and for the first time in my life…no one is disgusted by me for it….

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Bikini Barista Says Customers Want Her Mouth On It!
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BKFC President David Feldman Says Paige VanZant Will Be Back in the Ring in Late Spring or Early Summer – GET THE LUBE READY
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Stand Up Amazing Jonathan Died – Why Is Everyone Dying…I Wonder
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Funniest Concert Moments that May Not be Funny At All
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Funny Pranks that May Not Be Funny At All
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There is a conspiracy that Penguins Aren’t Real, So Take this Video of a Muddy Penguin for the CGI it Probably Is
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts…
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2022

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t let EVIL in…it will take over your SOUL and you may end up like all these miserable fucks polluting our lives with their EVIL bullshit…but I figure you can click on the links and peruse…even if it’s evil…

I’m not the kind of person who thinks tits or sex is EVIL…I like em and think my perversion is my god given talent, I don’t have other interests or talent…all I know and all I do is perv….

That could be a rap song, maybe our theme song…Any producers out there? The chorus….

All they do is perv…
All we do is perv….
All I do is perv….
All I do is perv….

That’s all I got…pretty bad…definitely….let’s sell 1,000,0 copies…all we need is a one hit wonder and less thought has gone into other hits….

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Bella Hadid in a Cleavage Top
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Madison Pettis Lingerie Model
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Camille Kostek’s Shooting SI SWIM
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Kendall Jenner at the Gym
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Tom Holland Plays With Puppies During an Interview
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Miley Cyrus See Through for Gucci
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Hyundai’s Boston Dynamic Demo
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Tennis Pro in a Bikini is Nice!
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Woman Crawled Through the Drive-Thru Window at Jack in the Box to Get Her Ranch!
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Sophie Mudd Bikinis in the Snow
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Hydraulic Press in Action
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Wild Elephants Pay Respect To People Who Saved Their Baby From A Ditch!
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Warhol on Warhol
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10 Best Action Sequences in a Movie
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German Ski-Jumper Juliane Seyfarth Found Time During the Olympics to Post Naked Pics on Her Second IG Account
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Bebe Rexha Can Cook
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Olivia Culpo Cleavage Cowgirl
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Japanese People Show What English Sounds Like to Them
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Black Hawk Down in the Snow
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Puppies!
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So Proud
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In Case You Missed It – A Preview of Paulina Gretzky’s Bachelorette Party
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Topless Model Charlotte
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Drawbridge Accident
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Near Death Experiences Caught on GoPro
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Step Into the Office
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Hump Day Memes
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Nude Model Katerina – ARTSY!
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Israel Adesanya Defends Joe Rogan
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Mushroom Fakes its Own Death
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Tanker Truck Crash
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Girl Boxing…..Kitten to Killer…
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UConn Head Coach Dan Hurley Was Ejected for Pumping Up the Crowd After Receiving a Technical Foul
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Sarah Jessica Parker Showing Off Looks
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Joy of Jewelry
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Cam Sluts In Action!
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Daddario in a Tight Dress
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Renee Olstead Playboy Sweeden
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Zoe Kravitz in a Weird Titty Dress
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Emma Brooks for a Beauty Campaign
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Some Chick Named Palma in a Bra Top
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Olga Kurylenko at an Event
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Haley Bennet on the Streets
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TikTok Bitch Wears a Mask Outside.
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Anne-Marie Cleavage
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Cam Sluts Are Amazing – SUPPORT THEM….
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Pegging is Pretty Gay
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People Actually Pay for This?
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Katie is a Hot Reddit Amateur
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Lesbian Shower
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Naked Chess Chest Model
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Massive BOOBS Flapping
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Girls PEEING
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Dildo Fuck Behind the Scenes
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Animals Hate Us
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Dildo Demonstration
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Awesome Skinny Titty Flash at the Arcade
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Big Girl Vagina
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Meme of the Day – When She’s bad at Cooking
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The Wetness
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Party Girls Gallery
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Hey Four Eyes
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Nude Model Elle in White
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Dildo Riding Ass
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Pierced Clits
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Butt Plug Removal
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Big Titty Amateur Face Sitter Gets it On
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The Pussy
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Skinny Instagram Bitch Gets her Fuck On
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Beach Pussy
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Apparently He’s Training his GF
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Wall Fucker….
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Amateur Gets Fucked
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Dildo Aim is Off
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Solid Angle
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Slum Fights
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Spread Ass with Panties On
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2022

23

Feb

Sienna Miller Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Sienna Miller and Jude Law in lingerie posing together, but it’s some lame attempt at making fun of TRANNIES, or CROSS DRESSERS, which I guess is always a good time….because this is clearly not being edgy or progressive by co-starring a transgender like a SI SWIMSUIT ISSUE trying to get WOKE POINTS….this is more a dude on set trying to be an funny….or a sexual predator….if anything, this is how I would imagine every gym or public bathroom that allows men who identify as women to look…just a dude barely pulling off being a chick in a dress moving in on a girl trying to change with a little hand on her back and a whisper of “Call me Charlene, now sit on this dick”….

Sienna Miller, who may be IRIS LAW (WHO I POSTED EARLIER PLAYING A DEAD HOOKER) mom….because her and Jude Law were a thing and he seems to get his sperm stuck on every uterus he comes across…unless her and Jude Law are the same person…both BRITISH BLONDES who made it in America at the same time. Maybe worth looking into…..

She was one of those actresses, who about 20 years ago or more, I used to rent movies she was in for the nude scenes….I guess she was just one of my crowd favorites…because despite hating celebs, thinking the best celebs are the dead celebs, but appreciating their tits…there are always a few who sneak through my celebrity wall of hate…and make me think…I like this one….other DrunkenStepfather approved actors include Amanda Seyfried, Kate Bosworth, Heather Graham…..I guess blonde ones….but I also like Lindsay Lohan….

This isn’t about what celebs I like or not, it’s about SIENNA MILLER now in her late 40s and still hot enough considering….and not just because she thinks transgenders are a farce…and that these GENDER issue advocates are just misguided narcissists….NO ONE CARES WHAT YOUR PRONOUN IS…IT’S RUDE TO MAKE US CALL YOU ANYTHING BESIDES “ASSHOLE”….

Speaking of asshole, this should would be better with her asshole…

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2022

23

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown Turns 18 of the Day

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I guess it was MILLIE BOBBY BROWN’s 18th birthday the other day, maybe yesterday, so it’s only natural that she’s gotta pull the tits you didn’t know she had because you assumed she was still 12 years old because like me, you gave up on Stranger Things after the first few episodes of Season 1 because of that fat toothless kid, who I guess is also 18 now…

I did see a bunch of stories in the media yesterday shaming dudes for doing countdowns to her 18th birthday, which I guess is pretty weird as a concept, but it happens amongst men, they are a weird hormonally and saying “can’t wait til she is 18″…is far less creepier than it sounds….definitely less creepy than the dudes who run Hollywood and other big businesses who don’t bother waiting until they turn 18…right.

I also think it was the MEDIA, in marketing the show, that positioned her as being some hot girl in training wheels, because if they packaged her as a kid, they wouldn’t have dudes thinking “I can’t wait until she turns 18″….

It’s really the industry that led to the people following along, so blame the media, the entertainment industry for sexualizing children and planting their evil debaucherous thoughts onto the everyday man….

The reality of it is that other teens before her, from Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Bella Thorne, Britney Spears, X-Tina…..I can keep going on and on….started sexualizing themselves for the media at 16….it got to the point of obvious when months shy of their 17th birthday they’d start being “sexy” in their content, or photoshoots, to monetize off the group of dudes into the whole jail-bait….still illegal to have sex with…but on her 18th birthday they’ll throwdown because I’m a good person who follows the book of the law…I mean…if anything they are good perverts respecting the law as they wait….

They just make big deals about everything, these internet whiners….

The point is, she’s 18, has tits out because she knows how she’s been marketed, and like that MADDIE ZEIGLER girl, we can assume nude roles, sleazy shoots and maybe even an ONLYFANS will follow..

From someone who hasn’t paid any attention to her in her years of being famous (ME), she’s far less hot than you’d expect after hearing all that hype….talk about overhype, under delivering…

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2022

23

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I like to think that COVID is over. I know for a lot of Americans I know, it’s been over for 1.5 years by now, that shit doesn’t impact your day and it’s really just an annoying internet trend like the ice bucket challenge..

I realize that not everywhere is like CANADA, where they basically locked down everything for the last few months, only to start opening things up again after the Truckers called out their bullshit policies because for anyone paying attention none of it made sense….

ESPECIALLY when they were pushing vaccines on people instead of other approaved therapeutics or even VITAMINS, DIET, SLEEP and ExERcISE….because your body, when treated right has an immune system that does a good job keeping you alive…that’s sort of the point of it…and if you don’t treat your body right, then who the fuck cares if you die of a dumb flu-like virus from CHINA…or a massive heart attack while jerking off while taking a SHIT….you know you shouldn’t put that much strain on yourself…two intense activities at the same time…but the smell just reminds you of sex..that cheesy ball sweat and feces aroma….as you GROUNDHOG your shit…in and out…in and out…in and out…like some sort of DILDO that NATURE gave you…even if it hurts your HEMORRHOIDS.

I’m onto you..

Anyway, fit or not, we can appreciate babes trying to not be fat chicks…and here’s a bunch of them….because you don’t need a fitness fetish, you don’t need to be a fitness bro, you don’t need to look like a chiseled man who showers with his buds after a good SWOLE to appreciate bitches working on their bods….

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2022

23

Feb

Bella Hadid Tit of the Day

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Bella Hadid is an overrated influencer that they try to pretend is a top model and that people believe is a top model because people don’t have eyes, or brains of their own….

We get it, her sister went viral as a model, despite being pretty dopey looking, she wanted to tap out and focus on getting cummed in by her favorite childhood bad…ONE DIRECTION…on some HAILEY BEIBER strategic moves with their rich girl pussies….so BELLA moved in and took her place, all while looking like a rat…if only the rats in my walls could be as monetizable…I’d probably be living somewhere that doesn’t have rats to monetize…it’d be a pretty weird catch 22….

ANYWAY…she’s doing some photoshoot, with a group of people, all being paid fo their day/work….because companies are idiotic and have too much money to spend on literal DOG SHIT..

Here she is doing other TITTY related things…because if you have TITS…you use them….if YOU JUST HAD TITS…your life would be so much better…they lied when they said that all you need is love…when in reality all you need is tits…and I realize that Bella Hadid is also a super fucking rich kid from LA….so she didn’t really need the tits…but if you look at her DEMONIC HACK JOB OF A FACE….you kinda realize why the tits are of value…

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