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2022

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up heathens doing to gang raping in the Metaverse, which is pretty hilarious as it becomes a viral story, but is PRECISELY the fucking point of the internet…

I don’t know if you’ve heard the story last week about a woman who cried #MeToo after being violated in the metaverse, probably as a troll to show you how insane the metaverse concept really is, when we have the real life thing called life, that I guess they want to make so miserable you don’t want to get off the screen, but instead you want to get off on the screen…and they’ve done a good job of keeping us disenfranchised, struggling, sick, unable to keep on top of things, locked away, not living to our full potential, leading to frustration, anger and other emotions that lead to using the internet for what it is for…LETTING SOME STEAM OFF…

I guess we have our own finding the internet story, maybe it should become a youtube series of old fucks talking about the 90s, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s a place to troll, to say insane shit, to be perverted and it was never supposed to be a reflection of real life…

I’m not a supporter of NERDS gang raping in the METAVERSE, it’s not real rape, even if it offends you…..but that’s the fucking internet…and if you don’t like it…GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET and be normal with normal people….THE ONE THING we are all lacking….because you can’t be an angry masturbating degenerate at ALL times….sometimes you have to put on real pants and face the humans….

IT IS JUST THE INTERNET…leave it the fuck alone.

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Amanda Seyfried as a Hot Elizabeth Holmes
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Hot Ring Girl Brittney Palmer Makes Art of Only Fans
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Pete Davidson and his Quest for Fame continues
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The Man Who Can Imitate Every Animal Sound
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Marta Shows her Pussy for Art…
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Untalented Artist Sketches People Prank
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The Secrets Behind Magic Tricks
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Solid Skateboard Trick
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts….
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2022

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t get caught up in all the distractions, it is all part of the design…..

That said….

I am the kind of guy who gets a boner when in line at the grocery store behind an old lady buying cucumbers… nothing but cucumber…..I always make sure to give them a eyebrow raise…or wink…to let them KNOW what clearly they want me to KNOW…..

I’m also the kind of guy who gets a boner thinking girls compare their vaginas with their friends

Protesting that you don’t want protesting……as idiots don’t want things to go back to normal…thy love the rules, the lockdowns, but they don’t want to just stay at home, they want all of us to stay at home too….fuckers…don’t appeal to the psychopaths..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hottie Sydney Sweeney is a Cover Girl
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German Ski-Jumper Juliane Seyfarth Has a Second Instagram Account Where She Posts Naked Pics
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Emrata’s Thong Shot
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The Hot Dog Selfie is Amazing
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Zoey Deutch Brings the Booty
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Kendall Jenner and her Cameltoe
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Playboy Model Jessie Sims Takes an Ice Bath!
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Jordyn Jones Bikinis
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Hottest Tits Ever
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Awkwafina Gets Cancelled
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7 Worst STIs
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Everything You Wanted to Know About Flamethrowers in War
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The Moment Zuckerberg Got into Harvard (Sure!)
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Brian Austin Green has Knocked Up New Lady Friend
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Lily James Talks Being Pam Anderson
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Tom Brady Innocent in Inflate/Defalte Gate
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Lottie Moss Thong Bikini
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Hangry Girl has a Fit
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Mini Van Driver Ends High Speed Chase…
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Snowboarding Fail
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Genie Bouchard in Miami in a Bikini
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Isabella Fonter’s Winter Wonderland
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Alssandra Ambrosio Topless at the Beach
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Match Stick Volcano
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Kanye Brings the Drama
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Caroline Vreeland Made a Baby
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Police Report From Alvin Kamara’s Arrest Has Been Released
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Tinashe is Amazing in the Push Up Bra
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Gorilla Reacts to Pictures of Other Gorillas
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Man Bought Secret House inside a Mall – Stayed there 4 Years
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Bridge Gets Demolished – ProbablY For Jeff Bezos’ Boat
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Paige VanZant’s Booty on a Table
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IG Model Skyler Simspon on a Stroll
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Ireland Baldwin Brings the Cleavage
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Jose Bautista gets Dominated
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Kylie Jenner Makes a Baby
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These Seeds Can Walk
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Risky SPORT….
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Katya Elise Henry is Selling Bikinis With Thirst Traps
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OnlyFans Model Goes Viral After Her Dad Defends What She Does to His Friend!
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Nude Model Mar in a Hipster Nude Artsy Shoot
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Elephant Attacks Bus
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Fryer on Fire
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Kid Gets Tough
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Karen Hart’s Tropical Bikini Pic
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Jennifer Lopez on the Cover of Rolling Stone!
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Renee Gracie is Playing Nurse and Wants to Check Your Temperature
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Chanel West Coast is Inside the Metaverse!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Britney Spears Does Sit-Ups in a Bikin on the Beach – If That’s Even Her
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Syd Sweeney’s Big Tits Get Ice Cream
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Dua Lipa’s Bikini in Miami
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Florence Pugh Titty Dress
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Megan Fox at a Sports Event
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Tinashe’s HUge Cleavage…Woah
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Caitlyn Jenner in PANTS
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Lily Rose Depp in a Tight Slutty Sheer Top
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Chantel Jeffries Bikinis
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Isbaella Fonte’s Hot Body – Tits Out
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Sydney Sweeney Hot Titty Shoot for Cosmo
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Julianne Hough in Leggings
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Dua Lipa on the Beach in Miami
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Josephine Skriver in a SLutty Dress
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Barbara Palvin at an Event
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Odessa YOUNG IN A PHOTOSHOOT
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Carolina V Marie in a Hello Kitty SHoot
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Frida Aasen in a Photoshoot
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Carmen ELectra Vintage Tits
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Rocking Ass
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Ambrosio’s in a Bikini
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Sharna Burgess Bikini Pregnancy Reveal
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fast Dildo Hands
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Shit Pornstars Say
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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THREESOMES
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Kitchen Warriors
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30 People Having a Shitty Day
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An Emrata Gallery
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Face Sitters
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The Ultimate Fashion Statement
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Lea is the Reddit Amateur with the Big Tits
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Off with the Bra
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Normalize Alien Cock for the Alien Takeover
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Mash-Up Madness…
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Leaked Cheerleader Fuck
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Chair Fucker
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Mental Mondays
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Big titties gives the fuck me eyes
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Making it Rain
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Naked Version of the TikTok Trend…
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Riding the Mirror
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2 Ways to Handle the One Night Stand
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Panties to the Side Dildo Ride
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Walking Around the City Naked
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Drink Your Pee when Lost on a Hike
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Squirt on Cock
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Insane Gangbang
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Eat Citrus – Fight Scurvy
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LOTS OF BOOTY
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Amber and her Nice Tits
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They Call her the Pencil Case
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Naked Babe Does Laundry
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BLAST OFF
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Amateur Sex Machine
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Titty Licker
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Naked Hayley on the Phone
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Mirror Selfie
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Fucked in Public
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The Love of her Life
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Anal Girl at the Lunch Counter….
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Dildo of Champions
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2022

Feb

Dove Cameron Braless of the Day

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Dove Cameron’s a hugely famous Disney Star who has jacked up her face like all girls in her generation because that’s how weird narcissism and selfie taking has evolved….YOU MUST TURN YOURSELF INTO AN INSTAGRAM FILTER IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE FULL DIGITAL STATUS….and I hate it because it’s non human, CGI shit, worse than jerking off to a FLESHLIGH…not by FUCKING the Fleshlight…just staring at the rubber vagina and thinking “THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS”…which for some people it probably is…

Anyway, Disney star, who acts creepy and like all these other people who have had traumatic childhoods, only in her case it is probably REAL traumatic, it’s a small price to pay for fame…or for money your parents need…..

Well, she’s in a wifebeater, her nipples hard, it’s semi see through, and even though it’s not the mid 90s at a punk rock show anymore, I still find sheer wifebeater nip hot…and you should too.

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2022

Feb

Rita Ora Bikini Tits of the Day

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I just saw Rita Ora announced that she is starring in some Beauty and the Beast origin story series for Disney Plus, which we’ll assume she’s either playing the beast or Angela Lansbury, who for whatever reason, I remember being in the original cartoon, even though I’ve never seen it, because I am not a fucking weirdo….

I guess the lesson in all this is that if you go to enough parties, meet the right people, get kicked out of your initial record deal only to get paid off so that you can socialize with the right people, going to events 3-4 times per day to get seen on the red carpet, using the rockin’ big Albanian Refugee tits to get seen for what must be a decade now….EVENTUALLY someone will feel sorry enough for you and give you that chance…you know acting doesn’t require talent, it’s a who you know situation, a social game that I guess Rita Ora has gamed…

All the NAYSAYERS who called her a bootleg Rihanna, or a virtual unknown party girl with a budget, or an international success thanks to tricking international people into thinking she was an American success, so they followed the lead….even though you wouldn’t even notice her at a GRAMMY party waiting in line for a free drink if she was in front of you….

I like to chalk this up as a WIN for hot tits, right before it’s too late, because she’s getting old as shit….and you know how that goes for tits.

It’s a titty win for us titty lovers that have been by her side online or every inch of cleave she’s ever shown…

In a way, I feel like her wins are our wins, even though she’s the only one getting rich off it, and the idea of jerking off to Disney Plus is a weird one, unless you’re in Canada, where you can see Pam and Tommy dick and fake tits ALL day….next to Duck Tails….or whatever else is on that fucking sinister app.

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2022

Feb

Lili Simmons Sex of the Day

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Lilli Simmons is a 28 year old who was in a Cinemax series called Banshee, which just reminded me that Cinemax still exists, because I remember when it was one of the only places you could get lame ass nudity on Cable…all softcore but easy to jerk off to because it was as simpler time when you’d jerk off to music videos or Baywatch….seeing full tit was almost as hype as seeing a blue tit in the corner of the screen and penentration in the middle of the screen, back in the scramble porn days….where you’d tell yourself as you were doing it “I can’t believe I am jerking off to this puzzle piece sex, but it’s PORN….and the audio works”….we’ve all been there…

Anyway, Lilli was a model for JC Penny and now she’s in a sex scene from one of her acting jobs…and I’ll assume this is lesbian sex, but I wouldn’t want to misgender anyone and get CANCELLED….right?

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2022

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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There’s a hilarious story going around at the TRUCKER CONVOY revolution that is taking over Canada and the world an that will end when the Government who work for the people realize their mandates are not what the people want…because we are grown ups and don’t need sugar daddies who take our money, instead of give us money…

But the story that was in the news along with the truckers being violent racists and white supremacists, when race isn’t even a factor in fighting for freedom for all people….along with it being a Russian created attack on democracy…they pull any fucking angle they can to trigger the retard fan bas that is against freedom…but the story was that the Truckers were targeting people in SCRUBS and being VIOLENT towards them, because the Truckers, fighting to end all mandates, including those on Health Care workers are just that EVIL and DEMONIC according to the news….

Really, the health care workers should and probably are aligning with them, knowing that there’s been a massive level of corruption that’s ruined all of our fucking lives the last 2 years..

Anyway, when health care workers are not hiding from Truckers fighting for their freedom, they are producing smut for the internet…a thrill, a revenue stream, an escape from the stress of COVID, or a new JOB because they didn’t believe in taking gene editing shots….and despite being grossed out by the NURSE outfits of the era…BRING BACK 1940s Skirts….not Orderly Scrubs…and despoite being grossed out by hospitals and antibiotic resistant bacteria climbing up cunt….I’ll back these HEROES being exhibitionists because as a voyeur, I need exhibitionists to VOYeur proper.

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2022

Feb

Farrah Abraham Backdoor of the Day

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I am a big fan of Farrah Abraham. She’s a reality star done right.

I don’t even know why I like her as much as I do, maybe it’s the fact that we were technically business partners when her sex tape came out and I had the squirting clip, only to be linked on GAWKER and basically reach 1,000,000 people in ONE day, it was the biggest traffic day in the history of the site and it has been progressively downhill ever since, which some would argue was the same fate for Farrah Abaraham, you know the fade into OBSCURITY, BUT clearly they haven’t seen what she’s up to, with amazing spreading of asshole pics.

Clearly she knows the asshole is the window, or gateway to the soul…and this is her way of letting you into her life….which for those of you who don’t know…is the best way to be welcomed into her life…just ask the pornstar who fucked her up the ass for her movie…HE KNOWS.

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2022

Feb

Iskra Lawrence Bodysuit of the Day

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If she’s not eating a donut or racing to the all you can eat buffet that’s recently opened up after COVID lockdowns, you know really committing to the plus sized life, since I am convinced she’s a fat faker, which is not so much a faking being fat, that shit’s real, but rater strategically getting fat to be labeled plus sized so that you don’t have to struggle to get regular model work, you know by starving yourself….which means being a plus sized model, especially in an era that fetishizes or at least endorses unhealthy fatness, in efforts to keep the fat people of the world consuming, which is the majority of people in the world thanks to amazing and responsible governments and evil food corporations and streaming and laziness….if the ladies promoting the bullshit look like them then it’s easier to bust out the wallet…even though everyone knows people want what they can’t have and if skinny chicks were promoting the products the fatties would probably buy double hoping to get skinny…since no one likes being fat..except for Iskra, her career and existence depends on it…which is why everything she does should involve EATING large quantities of food with the fat lady tits, or what I call, THE ONLY THING FATTIES HAVE TO OFFER….hanging out….

I don’t hate Iskra for opportunistic plus sized fat cosplay by getting actually fat instead of wearing a fat suit….I just think fat kills, and it is irresponsible to normalize that shit in the media…UNLESS killing is their objective….SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT…..

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2022

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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The word on the internet is that MILFs Matter…and I know what you’re thinking “NO THEY DON’T”….the whole idea of a MILF is only a positive experience when realizing that MILFs are easy because they view their kids like you view their kids….STDs that destroyed their cooter on the way out….and EASY is good…despite all those motivational speakers saying the easy road is NOT the best road, it’s the lazy road for the low ambition loser…which I guess MILF fuckers are…

Luckily, ladies my age are menopausal, so the whole MILF thing is a generation younger than me, so I can stare at these ladies for their bad decisions, not that having kids is really a bad decision, it’s sort of the way life is supposed to pan out, it’s kind of why we are all here….PROCREATION…the whole getting naked on the internet is probably the bad decision since it’s the internet and your nudity is a scared thing that shouldn’t be given out for free for some kind of cheap thrill when you feel that you can compete with gutter porn chicks out there…because they are gutter porn chicks and you can…

NOT THAT I WOULD EVER complain about nudity on the internet, it just amazes me that this is what so many middle aged moms do for fun..whether their mom pussies look like regular pussy or not….I guess the MILF tag makes the imperfections, the stretch marks, the sags justified so it’s easier to put it out there…even though them putting it out there is wild in the first place.

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2022

Feb

Ariel Winter Bikini Tit of the Day

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Here’s a pic I never posted from a few weeks ago of Ariel Winter trying to lick her own tit now that she’s had at least one breast reduction that we know of.

The TITTY KILLER Ariel Winter, who we’ll assume got the breast reduction because her big tits that kept growing looked like shit, or made her look fatter than she was, or more depressingly, was an attempt to de-sexualize herself after being sold to a pervert industry at a young age to be sexualized….

I don’t know about you, but some of my best times were trying to get girls to prove to me that they could suck their own nipple, or lick it….because with the right challenge, that resonates with a girl’s soul…you can SEE tit…depending on how drunk she is…and “can you lick your own nip” is the one that has proven to work…10 years ago…before everyone went full MENTAL…and the nerds you ignored became the voice of POP CULTURE…

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