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2022

13

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanlines got me in that Tropical state of mind…I’m over here fucking a snowman that I built because she’s got hot tits cuz I built her…which isn’t too impressive to th people in the park watching me…as I appreciate the cold on my dick because it allows me to feel…not that I have an actual dick, but it’s as good a dick as I’ll ever have…when really I should be jerking off in a tropical bush, maybe a HIBISCUS BUSH, in some tropical place as bitches run around nude..to not get the tanlines, even though tanlines are coveted, desireable, and clearly marketable cuz they HIGHLIGHT the good parts….so as I fuck inanimate ICY objects to death….I’d rather be wrist deep in a TANLINE….and if I put that out to the universe…IT WILL HAPPEN.

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2022

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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You gotta wonder about the world…

They put out dark and evil content that the normies can’t handle, or understand, so they just lose their fucking minds when consuming it…

For example, porn…porn for a degenerate disenfranchised, cynical, perverted sense of humor, weirdo like myself…is jokes…I can watch it and take it for what it is…and not use it as a guidebook in romance…PORN IS NOT MY FIELD GUIDE….but the normies man, when they hopped onto porn, they got overly excited by it, loved talking about it, some started producing it, then LOTS started producing it, and just like that…no not Sarah Jessica Parker’s new old show….but JUST LIKE THAT….no BIG who no one fucked with for years got cancelled in 13 minutes from being in that show…but YEAH…just like that…we’re amongst degenerates who don’t even know how they got there, why they got there, but are too busy putting things in their assholes to keep the dopamine flowing….

I am old enough to remember when porn repulsed respectable ladies….I am old enough to remember exposing people to porn for the first time….I am old enough to remember bringing normal girls to stripclubs…and they ALL freaked out over it…but here we are….and they ALL want to get in on some of that money….

I am old enough to remember my first AVN awards in VEGAS where the fans were what you’d EXPECT from a porn fan in the year 2000….not some mainstream thing…and it’s fucking weird…because SOCIETY can’t support this many perverts…

But where there are perverts, there are credit cards and girls who want to give the perverts hat they want, so now girls are fucking whores, and not in my traditional misogynistic way…THEY ARE ACTUALLY selling sex….NORMIES…and even if that collapses the moral code of society…I am pretty happy I’ve got to witness this weird fucking twilight zone episode that is OUR internet life…

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Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are Engaged
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Bella Thorne Rolls One Up Topless!
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Sailor Brinkley Cook in a Red Hot Bikini
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Kate Upton Leggy in Shorts
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Kendall Jenner’s Tight Pants
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Jenga Gets Violent
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Adele Talking Snakes
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Bella Hadid on Set for Victoria’s Secret
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Crazy Scene Unfolds at a Supercross Race After a Female Fan Flashed Her Boobs in the Stands
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Compilation of Low Flying Jets
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Kanye Says He’s Meeting Putin
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Crazy Car E-Brake at 230 KM/H
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Fun…
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Joey King’s New Movie has a Trailer
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Hotties Showing Off their Long Legs
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Hannah Leiner Takes Her Golf Club to the Beach
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Sting Ray VS Crabs
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Jamie Lynn Spears on Britney’s Conservatorship
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Disney Park Pianist Does a “HOLD MY BEER”….
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Cami Mendes Hits the Beach
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Rams Sign Retired Safety Eric Weddle Days Before the Playoffs Start
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Larry Enticer Jumps Over a School Bus
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The Beanie Baby Bubble of the 90s
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Look Inside the Statue of Liberty
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How 2022 is Going….the meme
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Loren Grey’s Skincare Routine
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No, Kodak Black Was Not Having Sex in a Luxury Box at a Florida Panthers Game
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Daughter’s Dad Joke Doesn’t Sit Well with Mom
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Sleeping on Girl’s Lap Prank
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Weight on the Treadmill
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sandy on the Beach
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Old Footage of People Failing to Fly
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Model Sabrina on a Muscle Car
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Kelly Stafford Has a Plea for Rams Fans Ahead of Playoff Game
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Chelsea Handler Celebrates in the Woods with Weed, Vodka an Bikinis
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Gerber Has Tools for Any Occassion – Check it Out!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Bella Hadid in Victoria’s Secret
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Peyton Roi List Cleavage..
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Cami Mendes in a Beach Shoot
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Jenna Ortega in a Shoot
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Pam Anderson is Out to Dinner
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Emma Watson in Vogue
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Syd Sweeney in a Photoshoot
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Lindsay Vonn in a Pant Suit
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Candace Cameron in Pants
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Kenall Jenner Leggings!
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Vanessa Hugens in a Sweatsuit
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Madison Beer in Big Jeans
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Ashley Benson in Jeans
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Katherine McNamara in a Photoshoot
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Rihanna at a Restaurant
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Big Dreams!
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Hot Amateur Liraley
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Boobie Jiggle….
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Pussy Eating Train….
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NO CHANCE!
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Butthole Flash
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Pink Naked with Dildo
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Squirter
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Public Beach Fuck
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Fuck Machine an the Wand
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Amateur Fuck
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On the Beach…
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Amateur Fuck
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Vagina Art…
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Demi Rose’s Bare Booty
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Neon Thigh Highs
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Lip Battle…
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Naked Dildo Fights…
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Booty Twerk…
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Dildo Fuckdown…
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Medical Strip
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Tight Grip
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Sneaker Girl…
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Girls Having Fun
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Quench Your Thirst…
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Dildo Dropping
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Handcuff Spray!
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2022

12

Jan

Irina Shayk Ass and Titties of the Day

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Irina Shayk is in some thong outfit…Gross, right?

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2022

12

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Girls can be such bitches…you know bragging about how hot they are, or how they workout and believe in producing smut around their fitness because that’s the whole point of fitness…ALL at the expense of girls who aren’t fat…forced to look on and say “what a bitch showing off that she works out, doesn’t she know that working out makes a bitch manly, enjoy your biceps bitch, now pass me a damn cookie”….because the fat girls forced to look at fitness chicks with disgust still get laid cuz dudes are perverts who will fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY…

The point of the story is letting fat fucks rule your life and give you health advice should NEVER be taken seriously…unless it’s me saying NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…because NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…at least not in my internet metaverse that is this site…in real life..I’ll fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY….

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2022

12

Jan

Jenna Dewan Pervert of the Day

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Jena Dewan is out here showing your some of her favorite moves in seducing A-Listers like CHANNING TATUM…in fact this may be the position they were in when she got knocked up, assuming he didn’t cum in her ass, have her shit it out of the ass, only to be reinserted in her womb to get that 20k per month child support check if not more…you know these girls cash the fuck out on their wombs…especially when they use their dance bodies to seduce the right sucker….you know if this is the smutty content she puts on social media…what happens behind closed doors when her lifestyle depends on it…PROBABLY some good shit.

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2022

12

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you’ve got a pussy, you might as well jack your panties up inside it, or your pants…because with the advent of filters, cheap plastic surgery so you can make yourself look like your avatar, the whole state sponsored gender reassignment surgeries that will likely end up in a lot of unhappy people, I mean I know people who have regrets about tattoos they got when they liked a specific band in their late teens….and now it’s branded on them….cutting your dick off a whole other ballgame…

But yeah, with the face injections, the transgendered being able to pull off the sugar baby lifestyle and look better than most girls, since they are born dudes and know what dudes like…BLOWJOBS…DUDES LIKE BLOWJOBS….especially suprise unplanned blowjobs…

ANYWAY…I don’t know if girls are flashing pussy to say “REAL GIRL OVER HERE”….or just because they like the way it feels…or like the dudes looking at the fatness and HUNGER of their labia….

I just know it happens, and this is the extent of my DOCUMENTARIAN work…they call me KEN BURNS of pussy wedgies…doing those DEEP digs…literally…just not for PBS…since it hasn’t become a jerk off site yet…BUT IT WILL…they all do….

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2022

12

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Push Up Bra of the Day

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When your dad goes to the trouble of being a suspect in a shooting on set of a movie he produced for the insurance money, the story, the ability to get off from a murder charge and call it an accident…or whatever he’s saying in his erratic mental case defence to one of the weirdest stories in Hollywood news, that no one even cares about anymore….but yeah…when your dad goes viral because he’s super famous and shouldn’t be involved in on set shootings that kill camera people according to the news…even though I like to think it’s more of a “SHOW ME THE BODY”….marketing strategy to get people to see that movie….I mean it would be easy to fake…they are in the business of making movies..which are fake…

But yeah, when your dad’s super famous and has a viral story, USE it to your advantage and pull those big tits out into frame….

Ireland Baldwin, a once aspiring influencer, clearly still has the dream to INFLUENCE and she’s doing it the only way girls know how…or at least the only way that seems to work….WITH THE TITS!

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2022

12

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed is God’s Plant…AMAZON TOLD ME via a documentary that I guess really impacted my life in such a major way that I won’t shut up about it because I have very little to say on the subject besides how fucking dumb. people were to allow people to make a plant something criminal…and how fucking inhumane it is to have locked a motherfucker up for selling the shit or having it in his possession because it’s a fucking plant…from nature…so these motherfuckers will push pharmaceuticals on people that have all kinds of side effects even when they work…and that’s ok…but a plant found in nature…HELLS NO get away from that HEATHEN PLANT…..it’s crazy…and people went along with it blindly for 100 fucking years….

Luckily, they think that weed makes people dumb, lazy and complacent and forget that it also makes them paranoid as shit….so they are finally easing up on it…but the fact that it happened and still happens just kills the fucking high…

Luckily, girls use weed as a prop or for activism….or for an excuse to get high….and tits makes the high a little better…

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2022

12

Jan

Camila Cabello Big Bikini of the Day

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The world has gone mad with their mandates…mandating this, mandating that…experimental gene therapy or woke bullshit…it’s mandated…but they don’t mandate health and wellness, you won’t see a MANDATORY SALAD PER DAY…and they don’t mandate fitness….if anything they celebrate the fatties….they put the fatties on the podium….and shame the hotties for being hot…if a skinny bitch posts a hot pic on social…most comments will be EAT A SANDWICH…like I’ve ever told a girl to EAT ANYTHING…if anything, I’ve removed the sandwich from their plate and said “do some sit ups bitch”…..but the problem is the fats outnumber the hots and when backed into a corner or threatened the fats realize the hots are a liability…so they do all they can to rid the world of the hots and the hots scared of being hot end up getting fat to avoid the conflict….it’s crazy.

Anyway, I am on team HOTS….and feel they need burkini mandates.

I know what you’re thinking, because you’ve been brainwashed…some “especially in the hot bodied who are just there to make the fatties insecure…ban all hotties so the fatties can thrive”….which is why I hate you.

That’s the world we live in. It’s actually a great way to make more girls fat and ugly, you know why have hot girls, they are just a distraction and bullies by existing, THEY should be removed by SOCIETY….MANDATE a certain fat chick BMI…because a world with fat uglies is still a world where dudes will fuck regardless cuz they are dudes…but then there becomes a hierarchy of fat uglies…where the hottest of the fat and uglies…or the fittest of the fat uglies become the new normal….the new hot chick…so really it’s a LOSING battle…which is why we should just keep hot chicks hot…and BAN celebrities for being fat uglies..in bikinis…maybe MANDATE that burkini for the fatties…and keep the hotties in thong bikinis….because this free for all needs some boundaries, some lines in the fucking sand…

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2022

12

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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People are so fucking weird sexually now, that at a certain point people will be craving missionary sex and not just when their girl off hookup app is nodding off on the fentanyl you just snorted….I mean real conservative and modest wait until marriage, no under the shirt, only finger bang over the pants kind of work your way up to the big day, but until then here’s a bunch of perverts who like sex uncontrollably that they product content of their wet panties so you know how horny they are….Gross right?

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