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2021

23

Dec

Brie Larson Sucks of the Day

All I want for Christmas is for people to realize that Brie Larson fucking sucks. She’s an overrated try hard who is barely hot…and really the only thing I respect about her is that she tries to offset her overrated hotness with fitness because you can fake being hot with a fit body but more importantly that she’s got a wrinkled old face that she’s not shy about showing people…WHICH by definition in this ERA of AI is a bold fucking move, but one that allows us to at least pretend she’s actually a HUMAN fucking being amongst a bunch of CGI pieces of shit.

I don’t think she deserves that top billing of top tier talent…despite the Oscar, but I do think she deserves credit for accepting that she’s aging like a sack of bodyparts you left in your basement cuz you’re weird….NOT VERY WELL…but still fuckable because you’re weird.

Plus she’s got tits and that fit body…so maybe hating her is a mistake on my part, but I won’t go that far yet, since she still feels good to hate.

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2021

23

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I like to think that the best gift a girl can get this Christmas is some slutty lingerie, maybe a THONG or a Dozen THONGS, not because I like underwear, I prefer a bitch who airs her shit out, maybe because I’ve experienced too many clammy, locked away for too long like a misbehaving child, or maybe a sick person on quarantine, pussy…and airing it out is better…

But I like to think the best gift to give a girl, even a stranger, or the bitch at the coffee shop you assume is cute because you can’t see her dick or moustache under her mask, because the gift of a thong, leads to the gift of the ASSHOLE flash to all the people who come across her internet porn, as all girls internet porn, especially when they are just wearing thongs, despite showing asshole, it’s just a panty pic you pervert…STOP SEXUALIZING them with your TOXIC masculinity…PERVERT.

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2021

23

Dec

Amanda Cerny Tits of the Day

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Amanda Cerny is doing her best CRUELLA while posing with her dalmations, because she’s a modern woman who grew up on Disney and has been manipulated by the propaganda they’ve pushed on her in order for her to dream that Disney Princess life…which may be the reason she got into Playboy in the first place, since Playboy girls at the time were fast tracked to that Disney life since rich dudes like girls who have ben in Playboy, it gives them status and something to do with their money…

Apparently, vine stars also like Playboy chicks, because that’s where Amanda Cerny prospered, people didn’t even realize she was a Playboy chick, but assumed she was just from VINE….and she got rich and millions of followers because of it…proving that if you know how to monetize you don’t need a man to make your dreams come true….

With the demise of Vine, the advent of girls selling nudes, Cerny has dipped her toe into that whole world, which makes sense, since it’s how she got her start..

I don’t know if this is part of that, I just know she’s topless with dogs and that’s about as CHRISTMAS as we get around here this year…since it’s a DARK Christmas and not a FEEL GOOD CHRISTMAS…due to bullshit tyranny…like the fact that this toplessness has no nips…WHAT IS UP WITH THAT….we can literally google her old shoots and see her uterus…but she won’t even give you a glimpse of the nip. MEAN GIRL.

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Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Amanda Cerny

2021

23

Dec

Jim Carrey Excited for the AI Takeover of the Day

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This is obviously a pretty old clip of Jim Carrey, it was at the premiere of the Sonic the Hedgehog premiere back in January 2020….a LONG time ago…

It from pre-covid, pre-nano tech shots being injected in 80 or 90 percent of the population, where loser hipsters addicted to tech getting microchips implanted in them because they find it cool to be cucks to the people who control the microchips…because of all the convenience of your phone being in your hand….literally injected in their hand…

Then there’s META and other insanity thanks to ELON MUSK the bro billionaire savior who is trying to be anti-establishment while having more government contracts than anyone….but yeah…BRAIN implants to make META more fun….

I saw the edit going around, just as a reminder of where we are headed and whether Carrey is being sarcastic or loving it, since he made a deal with the devil to become the highest paid actor ever…and has been linked to some fucking weird conspiracies….from dead lovers to playing Joe Biden…

YES, when Biden got elected or took over the president office, Jim Carrey posted something like “Entering the Truman Show” or something you’d have to google, and basically disappeared from life…

Since I don’t think anything we see is real, that it is all CGI or an alien invasion and since he was already testing his Biden on SNL, to make the fans connect him to Biden it just made sense to me…So there is a possibility that Jim Carrey, the Canadian, is your president….Probably a very slim possibility…but I’m a gambling man and like the odds….

I don’t like his vision of the future though…

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2021

23

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Without Titty Drops…What is a set of big titties to do…

Luckily, we have Titty Drops, giving the big titties something to do in a gamification kind of way that makes flashing tits less shocking or shameless….even though I am sure the big titties will find a way to prosper because big tits, like cockroaches, will always find a way to survive, since titty is a way of life….

Here are some titty drops…not all titty drops are big titties….

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2021

23

Dec

Lily Collins Spread of the Day

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I wonder if this is what Phil Collins was thinking about when he wrote Sussudio…you know short for Suitcase Sudio….but what the fuck do I know….

I think this could just be the EMILY IN PARIS bitch showing you how solid life is when your dad is rich as fuck Phil Collins, it allows you to pretend to be an actor, and the industry will hire you based on that fact alone…

Or she’s probably just trying to show off how efficient starvation or “anorexia” is at pushing people into suitcases…so take NOTES all you pervert abductors out there…ALWAYS starve out the bitch before transporting her to other remote locations when the police dogs catch your scent…RIGHT…

I mean I can’t think of any other reason to hide a bitch in luggage and I’m not a violent predator who thinks like that…

So I guess it’s the way to travel when UNVACCINATED…because these monsters are LYING to us.

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2021

23

Dec

Possibly Robin Thickes Nude Baby Momma of the Day

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Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke’s son who helped create Em Rata thanks to being an LA creeper who fucks models…I think Em Rata despite his video being the video that launched her….tried to cancel him a few months ago because that’s the new “THANK YOU” card in this era of MONSTERS.

I grew up watching Alan Thicke, from Growing Pains to WIN LOSE OR DRAW…which I think was a Canadian only talk show…or JERKING off to the sitcom theme songs….from the Facts of Life….HELLO BLAIR….to the original Wheel of Fortune….OH SHIT…I just came.

Anyway….

I don’t know if this is the young model that Robin Thicke is either married to, or has knocked up…IS THAT PUSSY WITH THE RAZOR BURN STICKING it’s tongue out at us like we’re other RICH guys she fucked along the way climbing that ladder to Robin Thicke’s thickness…

All this to say, hot tits, hot body, if you were rich and an heir to the Alan Thicke empire, I think this pussy would PASS the test.

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2021

23

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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What’s up CHRISTMAS VACATION motherfuckers, all excited and vaccinated and ready to party on the all inclusive resort that mandates vaccines because SEGREGATION is real….

I always laugh at the idiots who say “I got the shot to travel”…because taking experimental medicine that they have no longterm studies for is a GENIUS trade off to go to a shitty 1,000 dollar per week all inclusive resort…that will end up giving you hepatitis, the shits, and possible herpes if you find the right hookers to ride your dick….because in some of these places, these hookers are a real bargain now that tourism is basically dead, despite it being what they all rely on.

SO maybe getting the vaccine, for travel, for sex tourism, makes sense because you’re likely going to die anyway…and thanks to those vaccines, maybe they’ll be able to see some tanlines before they die….and so can the ANTI-EXPERIMENTAL JAB because girls post their tanline nudes on the internet….so many sluts….so good for this LOCKED IN YOUR POD….

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2021

23

Dec

Lazy Christmas Clickbait and Other Videos of the Day

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More Lazy Christmas Clickbait

Showing her Big Ass in Leggings

Some Beginner Yoga Moves

Huge Tits in LAZY fucking Content

Modern Christmas

Snowboard Sail

MASKS DON’T WORK

Fitness Thighs…

BOOTY SHOW

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2021

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would say the highlight of my life as an anti-masker, because I am a firm believer that masks don’t work, just call me Fauci who has done studies on how masks don’t work, and I figure with 95% of people fully vaccinated, double masked, in surgical gloves, in their miserable scared of living bullshit…they can suck my dick with their hysterical, psychotic and complicit behavior that makes no sense, yet that people go along with.

I went to two stores this morning, no mask, and people despite being scared shitless about the narrative, didn’t say anything, maybe they were too scared.

All I want for Christmas is for all of you fools to at the very least stop being pussies who wear their masks out there…

Whether you’re into depopulating vaccines, that you can’t debate are killing humans intentionally, that you can’t debate don’t work, that you can’t debate they are all lying about…..OR NOT…

MASKS OFF MOTHERFUCKERS….COMPLYING INTO TYRANNY IS A LOSER APPROACH TO LIFE…even though we’re all fucking losers in this…we can at least be men by not wearing a fucking mask….

Seeing people getting more and more scared of living is pretty fucking disappointing and is making me wonder if any of you motherfuckers have ever seen “It’s a Wonderful Life”….

Because it is a Wonderful Life and it is the MOST wonderful time of the year…so don’t let them take that from you…

MASKS OFF FOR CHRISTMAS….and Here are some stepLINKS…

Candice Swanepoel Sails Away
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Paige Spiranac Makes Golf Great!
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Scammer Gets Horny During Scam Call
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The Tesla QUAD
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Kate Winslet Loves Leo
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20 Olympic Fails
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Owner’s Busy, But Little Parrot Requests Some Head Scratches!
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Lady Bug Follows the Red Pen
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1983 Coca Cola Ad Featuring Keanu Reeves
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Sofia Martinich has her Booty Out!
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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