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2021

27

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hope you all had a great Christmas experience spent alone, in your 300 square foot modern condo apartment, wearing your mask, after doing three COVID rapid tests to make sure you can eat your UBER EATS alone, because family is for BIGOTS and Christmas is for BIGOTS who believe in things like tradition, family and GOD…

I hope you all got to watch all the great streaming options like that Leo DiCaprio end of world thing that didn’t really make great arguments to trust the media or policy makers, unless you were too busy jerking off alone, because Christmas is dead if you’re WOKE enough….and if you’re not WOKE enough then DIE! BIGOTS!

I hope that SANTA brought you all the gifts you wanted, like AMAZON GIFT CARDS from your parents who refused to see you because they are scared of COVID…at least that’s their line, when they really just don’t like you and have been waiting for this excuse to not have you for Christmas for all their life. Basically 99% of the COVID supporters are just into it for the excuse to get out of everything…

I know SANTA, the old white man, AKA the ENEMY to society who breaks into your home to gift your kids, is hardly POLITICALLY CORRECT in this climate, so as the WOKE try to KILL Santa, push fake holidays, END Christmas by making it like every other day…

The world is nutty an you don’t need to FALL for it in 2022…if you just wake the fuck up and realize the level of PSYCHOTIC we’re at…because NEXT up…NEW YEARS Eve!

Some morning LINKS for the HOLIDAYS…NICE.

New Years Memes are Here
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Renee Gracie in her Lingerie
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Crazy Lady Enters a Family Home During a christmas Party to Tell Them to Be Quiet
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Liz Hurley Hot on Christmas
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McKayla Maroney’s Christmas Outfit Looks Good
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Kendra Lust on the NAUGHTY List
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“You guys are all drama” – Antonio Brown blasts reporters over questions about vaccination saga
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Top 10 Animal Encounters With GoPro Cameras
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Hot Wheels On Some Insane Tracks!
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Salma Hayek’s Rubbing a Lady GIF
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The Chinese Farmer With His Army Of 70,000 Chickens!
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Cam Sluts!
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2021

24

Dec

Christmas Eve Hangover Dump of the Day

I fucking love Christmas. It’s the most wonderful time of year and I would produce Christmas content all year if I had the resources, even though I barely did anything for Christmas this year because no one wanted to pay me, and that shit takes time, money and effort….so I Christmas alone in my basement apartment sniffing old used maxi-pads I found in an old suitcase in my recently deceased 80 year old neighbor’s apartment after they cleared out his 40 years of living there….I predict they are from the 80s.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!

The point is that I won’t be updating the site for the rest of the day, because I will be drinking, I will be eating, I will be celebrating Christ’s birth watching movies made by Satanists to disconnect us from Christ….

All you should want for Christmas is some AWAKE bitches, BASED bitches, because even the ugly girls that are standing up for freedom, hating on the COMMIES and medican TYRANNY, respecting their FERTILITY by not using weird experimental shots…ARE THE HOT ones…The anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-woke movement is by far the more entertaining, hilarious, funny, good time group to be a part of….THEY are the real ones, so stop trying to discount them as redneck retards…THEY are the future…

I don’t know where everyone fell the fuck apart, stopped laughing at shit, but instead became a echo of the establishment…

I still love Christmas, but see the system of evil motherfuckers are trying to rain on my Christmas parade like they were that Black Activist who ran over a bunch of people at their Christmas parade, only they haven’t killed us yet.

We have been warned about the GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS…and now he’s the one RUNNING all aspects of life…the people that you are listening to are all evil motherfuckers….trying to ruin your fucking Christmas…so maybe you shouldn’t listen to them or buy into their dancing nurse, late night TV, hypnosis witchcraft….and just live your fucking life in PEACE…GOODWILL towards man…

Since some fucking Christmas Carols or some shit..

I care about the CHRISTMAS spirit having a dark shroud pulled over it…I WANT TO LIVE OUT HALLMARK MOVIES, if HALLMARK MOVIES were a porno…you know to celebrate our lord and savior, because JESUS is real and you better align with him, because this shit is just getting started.

Speaking of PORNOS, last minute Christmas shopping in store will be challenging for most men because the hot store clerk sales girls will be in mask, so you can’t see just how hot they may be all covered up, but that could be because you’re staring at her tits…YOU ALWAYS just stare at the tits….THEIR EYES ARE UP THERE ABOVE THAT CLOWN MASK…Don’t be a clown….

Here are some Christmas sluts being amazing as they celebrate the most holy day of the year, the birth of their lord and savior – Santan Claus….(more at the bottom of the post)

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT or AFTERNOON…who knows, It is CHRISTMAS…and these are some links to entertain you…because I give to you and you don’t give me shit but that’s ok because the spirit of giving is what matters…NOT the spirit of GETTING!

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EGOTASTIC one of the early players in nerdy celeb fan worship that’s been going through a slow and steady improvements and could just be the next big thing…depending on what 2022 has to offer….

There you can see VICTORIA JUSTICE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS EVE and BELLA THORNE IN THE BATH but also news items like Woman Breast Feeding a Cat viral Video Hoax and round ups like Cleavage Filled Christmas

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We got EGOTASTIC SPORTS …the sexy side of sports…updated ALL THE FUCKING time with amazing coverage of all things sports…WAG…and even for a SPORTS hater like me…a good time..

You will find Larsa Pippen Makes 10k a Day on Only Fans and Emily Sears is Fucking an Athlete – Remember Her plus a shit ton more…like CHARLOTTE FLAIR BIKINI FILLED CHRISTMAS

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EgoAllstars where nudity is art and art is celebrated…mixed with some celebrity slutty behavior…all good times….

Stories like Honey Birdette’s Holiday Lingerie Shoot and Jordyn Jones Wrapped Like a Gift or this BUSTY model NEREYDA BIRD NUDE AT THE BEACH

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Gear Reviews at EGOTASTIC GEAR! where you can learn about The Awesome Pit Barrel I Want for Christmas but won’t get because no one lives me and THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS GUIDE THAT YOU CAN STILL SHOP AFTER CHRISTMAS

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Celebrity Gossip at EVILBEETGOSSIP with stories like HOME ALONE ACTOR ARRESTED ON ASSAULT CHARGES ON CHRISTMAS and THE MEGHAN MARKLE CHRISTMAS CARD SUGAR BABIES ENVY

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Random Videos at StepfatherPresents.com which was supposed to be original produced videos but I’m not funded so I just post other random shit….like

Man Makes F1 Sounds with a Can and climbing 100 stairs in 53 Seconds with a Dude Strapped to your Head

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Random Videos at VIDEOSTHATSUCK

With videos like KEANU REEVES 1983 COKE COMMERCIAL and Drunk Man Harrassing Girl Social Experiment

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Mens Lifestyle at MENS MAG DAILY which is dire need of someone who wants to write men’s lifestyle content for free but where you can find Olympic Fails and Thinks Are Better in Slow Motion

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Amazing GIFS at UNBATCH

With hits like YOU CAN’T JUST DO A NORMAL SHOT! and Girl is Not Quite a Cowboy

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Drunken Stepforum…This is our Community of Amazing People Sharing Amazing Things on a Forum Platform I should really update but haven’t got around to.

With amazingness like Slutty Celebrity Social Media Pics and Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings and LEAKS and Nude Screencaps From the Movies

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stepSMUT….This is the Porno I Upload Like the Pervert I am….or like the documentarian of the perverts these people are…which is how I prefer to view things….

With amazingness like CHRISTMAS DILDO FUCK and CLEAR CHAIRS ARE GOOD and FUCK A POLE WITH A SEX SWING or TONGUE OUT DILDO IN and SLUTTY BOOTS and CHRISTMAS STRAP ON

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The only way I try to make money off this site and fail is with CAM GIRLS…since no ad networks or affiliates accept us because we are NSFW and CANCELLED…even last year Amazon stole 1000 dollars of earnings from me because this is “PORN”…even though INSTAGRAM AND REDDIT are the fucking porn, I’m just reposting THEIR content….ASSHOLES…

So if you’re bored, into tits, looking for a good time CAM ALL STARS is the place to be…

I’d say tip me like the mail man, you know BEG for it like the Mail man…but I don’t know how CRYPTO works….but I do want you to send me some…ONE DAY…

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2021

23

Dec

Brie Larson Sucks of the Day

All I want for Christmas is for people to realize that Brie Larson fucking sucks. She’s an overrated try hard who is barely hot…and really the only thing I respect about her is that she tries to offset her overrated hotness with fitness because you can fake being hot with a fit body but more importantly that she’s got a wrinkled old face that she’s not shy about showing people…WHICH by definition in this ERA of AI is a bold fucking move, but one that allows us to at least pretend she’s actually a HUMAN fucking being amongst a bunch of CGI pieces of shit.

I don’t think she deserves that top billing of top tier talent…despite the Oscar, but I do think she deserves credit for accepting that she’s aging like a sack of bodyparts you left in your basement cuz you’re weird….NOT VERY WELL…but still fuckable because you’re weird.

Plus she’s got tits and that fit body…so maybe hating her is a mistake on my part, but I won’t go that far yet, since she still feels good to hate.

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2021

23

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I like to think that the best gift a girl can get this Christmas is some slutty lingerie, maybe a THONG or a Dozen THONGS, not because I like underwear, I prefer a bitch who airs her shit out, maybe because I’ve experienced too many clammy, locked away for too long like a misbehaving child, or maybe a sick person on quarantine, pussy…and airing it out is better…

But I like to think the best gift to give a girl, even a stranger, or the bitch at the coffee shop you assume is cute because you can’t see her dick or moustache under her mask, because the gift of a thong, leads to the gift of the ASSHOLE flash to all the people who come across her internet porn, as all girls internet porn, especially when they are just wearing thongs, despite showing asshole, it’s just a panty pic you pervert…STOP SEXUALIZING them with your TOXIC masculinity…PERVERT.

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2021

23

Dec

Amanda Cerny Tits of the Day

Amanda Cerny is doing her best CRUELLA while posing with her dalmations, because she’s a modern woman who grew up on Disney and has been manipulated by the propaganda they’ve pushed on her in order for her to dream that Disney Princess life…which may be the reason she got into Playboy in the first place, since Playboy girls at the time were fast tracked to that Disney life since rich dudes like girls who have ben in Playboy, it gives them status and something to do with their money…

Apparently, vine stars also like Playboy chicks, because that’s where Amanda Cerny prospered, people didn’t even realize she was a Playboy chick, but assumed she was just from VINE….and she got rich and millions of followers because of it…proving that if you know how to monetize you don’t need a man to make your dreams come true….

With the demise of Vine, the advent of girls selling nudes, Cerny has dipped her toe into that whole world, which makes sense, since it’s how she got her start..

I don’t know if this is part of that, I just know she’s topless with dogs and that’s about as CHRISTMAS as we get around here this year…since it’s a DARK Christmas and not a FEEL GOOD CHRISTMAS…due to bullshit tyranny…like the fact that this toplessness has no nips…WHAT IS UP WITH THAT….we can literally google her old shoots and see her uterus…but she won’t even give you a glimpse of the nip. MEAN GIRL.


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2021

23

Dec

Jim Carrey Excited for the AI Takeover of the Day

This is obviously a pretty old clip of Jim Carrey, it was at the premiere of the Sonic the Hedgehog premiere back in January 2020….a LONG time ago…

It from pre-covid, pre-nano tech shots being injected in 80 or 90 percent of the population, where loser hipsters addicted to tech getting microchips implanted in them because they find it cool to be cucks to the people who control the microchips…because of all the convenience of your phone being in your hand….literally injected in their hand…

Then there’s META and other insanity thanks to ELON MUSK the bro billionaire savior who is trying to be anti-establishment while having more government contracts than anyone….but yeah…BRAIN implants to make META more fun….

I saw the edit going around, just as a reminder of where we are headed and whether Carrey is being sarcastic or loving it, since he made a deal with the devil to become the highest paid actor ever…and has been linked to some fucking weird conspiracies….from dead lovers to playing Joe Biden…

YES, when Biden got elected or took over the president office, Jim Carrey posted something like “Entering the Truman Show” or something you’d have to google, and basically disappeared from life…

Since I don’t think anything we see is real, that it is all CGI or an alien invasion and since he was already testing his Biden on SNL, to make the fans connect him to Biden it just made sense to me…So there is a possibility that Jim Carrey, the Canadian, is your president….Probably a very slim possibility…but I’m a gambling man and like the odds….

I don’t like his vision of the future though…

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2021

23

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Without Titty Drops…What is a set of big titties to do…

Luckily, we have Titty Drops, giving the big titties something to do in a gamification kind of way that makes flashing tits less shocking or shameless….even though I am sure the big titties will find a way to prosper because big tits, like cockroaches, will always find a way to survive, since titty is a way of life….

Here are some titty drops…not all titty drops are big titties….

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2021

23

Dec

Lily Collins Spread of the Day

I wonder if this is what Phil Collins was thinking about when he wrote Sussudio…you know short for Suitcase Sudio….but what the fuck do I know….

I think this could just be the EMILY IN PARIS bitch showing you how solid life is when your dad is rich as fuck Phil Collins, it allows you to pretend to be an actor, and the industry will hire you based on that fact alone…

Or she’s probably just trying to show off how efficient starvation or “anorexia” is at pushing people into suitcases…so take NOTES all you pervert abductors out there…ALWAYS starve out the bitch before transporting her to other remote locations when the police dogs catch your scent…RIGHT…

I mean I can’t think of any other reason to hide a bitch in luggage and I’m not a violent predator who thinks like that…

So I guess it’s the way to travel when UNVACCINATED…because these monsters are LYING to us.

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2021

23

Dec

Possibly Robin Thickes Nude Baby Momma of the Day

Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke’s son who helped create Em Rata thanks to being an LA creeper who fucks models…I think Em Rata despite his video being the video that launched her….tried to cancel him a few months ago because that’s the new “THANK YOU” card in this era of MONSTERS.

I grew up watching Alan Thicke, from Growing Pains to WIN LOSE OR DRAW…which I think was a Canadian only talk show…or JERKING off to the sitcom theme songs….from the Facts of Life….HELLO BLAIR….to the original Wheel of Fortune….OH SHIT…I just came.

Anyway….

I don’t know if this is the young model that Robin Thicke is either married to, or has knocked up…IS THAT PUSSY WITH THE RAZOR BURN STICKING it’s tongue out at us like we’re other RICH guys she fucked along the way climbing that ladder to Robin Thicke’s thickness…

All this to say, hot tits, hot body, if you were rich and an heir to the Alan Thicke empire, I think this pussy would PASS the test.

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2021

23

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

What’s up CHRISTMAS VACATION motherfuckers, all excited and vaccinated and ready to party on the all inclusive resort that mandates vaccines because SEGREGATION is real….

I always laugh at the idiots who say “I got the shot to travel”…because taking experimental medicine that they have no longterm studies for is a GENIUS trade off to go to a shitty 1,000 dollar per week all inclusive resort…that will end up giving you hepatitis, the shits, and possible herpes if you find the right hookers to ride your dick….because in some of these places, these hookers are a real bargain now that tourism is basically dead, despite it being what they all rely on.

SO maybe getting the vaccine, for travel, for sex tourism, makes sense because you’re likely going to die anyway…and thanks to those vaccines, maybe they’ll be able to see some tanlines before they die….and so can the ANTI-EXPERIMENTAL JAB because girls post their tanline nudes on the internet….so many sluts….so good for this LOCKED IN YOUR POD….

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