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Dec

Jennifer Aniston Yoga Ass of the Day

Showing the childless menopausal rich and empty Aniston….doing her Yoga poses because she probably feels hot as she is not showing her internationally recognized celebrity tits with hard nips that I think may have been prosthetics…movie movie magic nips to get the ratings ….while hiding zombie face…

I don’t know if this is actually Aniston, old lady Aniston or her army of body doubles who are on her payroll because she’s insufferable and the only peopl into her are groupies with a Friends fetish….

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Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Waist to Hip Ratios are a gift from God, like Christmas or a Christmas miracle, because the WAIST TO HIP ratio let women know that the less boxy, more curvy, counterparts with a waist-line and some HIPS are hotter than they are according to SCIENCE…and it is important to let some of these cocky bitches know that they aren’t as hot as they think they are….according to SCIENCE…

Because TRUST tHE sciens…

YOU fools..

TRUST THE SCIENCE

You fucks.

Trust the science is not just a DISMISSIVE way to call people stupid fucks as they go along with the narrative…you know since SCIENCE is real…despite their propaganda against it…

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Dec

Jenna Dewan Not Hot of the Day

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Are you into Channing Tatum’s ex groupie wife who must be in her 40s at this point, already a mom with some other dude now that Channing Tatum and her are done, he’s moved onto ZOE KRAVITZ, while she’s just receiving those SPOUSAL SUPPORTS that girls around the world dream of when they think of marriage now that everyone is a materialistic piece of shit fuck trying to cash out on their pussy…as society has told them all these years…

So in keeping up with the general low level slutty behavior, she’s out here showing her dance mom body that’s old as shit, filtered and photoshopped to fit, it’s almost as if she’s youthful and not some dried out hag….all thanks to the INTERNET allowing bitches who are done to play MAKE BELIEF..

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Dec

Doja Cat Nude of the Day

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I don’t know who DOJA CAT is. I gave up on pop music in the 1960s…not that I was ever into pop music and I’m not saying that as some “I am so not mainstream” posturing…because I don’t give a fuck if I was mainstream or into pop music for more than just the tits on the girls that have sold their souls to be puppets in the industry who front the shitty pop music designed to destroy the morale, spirit and souls of the listeners….I would say that I was into it…but the fact is that all these motherfuckers are demonic because the industry is run by a bunch of money grubbing, satanic, soul crushing, self involved, Godless, and moral-less, monsters that parents ignorantly let their kids get indoctrinated by…

The truth is that there is good music out there, music that has a soul, that inspires, that warms your heart…even some made by these evil doers…but the current climate is fake videogame sounding robot shit that probably just sends insane messages to the mindless retards into it…

But like I said…I like looking at the tits and tits are all part of the brainwashing formula…innit.

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Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I am dreaming of a TIGHT PANT CHRISTMAS…because everywhere I go all I see are tight pants and if I wasn’t such a pervert, it’d probably be desensitizing, but luckily because I am such a pervert, I will never be desensitized because of seeing so much pussy, if anything this was the prophecy that I was given to share with the world all these years of doing this site…ONE DAY ALL WOMEN WILL BE SLUTS WHO TAKE NUDES…because giving them a phone with a camera….and hook up dating sites…or social media where the sluttier pics get noticed…while the importance is put on getting noticed…it just makes for a PRIME ecosystem for the SLUTS.

So even the normies, who would never be slutty, have been normalized into thinking walking around with their PUSSY mounds fully fucking exposed through the tight pants….is just a normal outfit….AMAZING…

So as they are desensitized about what is slutty, I WILL never be desensitized to the sluts…instead, I’ll make them feel uncomfortable with my EAGERNESS.

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2021

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Dec

Bebe Rexha Beach Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is some potential Bosnian refugee from the 90s, who along with DUA LIPA and RITA ORA have decided to become pop stars, you know because when you’re a refugee, it’s REALLY easy to get international multi million dollar record contracts.

I don’t actually know of BLEHAT or whatever the fuck her real name is was born outside of America in some refugee camp, but it makes the story more interesting than linking up with PETE WENTZ doing some shitty rock music from that era of EMO, only to write some shitty songs in her 20s, and decide at 30 when old and fat to do the popstar thing…and have it work..because she’s already rich as shit…

In being a modern day popstar, one must produce sleazy selfies to exist, and I guess that’s what this titty out situation is…if you like flapjack looking, lunch lady, separated on some MOSES shit big girl titties…which as it turns sout…people do like that because they do..

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Dec

Nicola Peltz Bikini of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the hot rich girl who pretends to be an actress because her daddy, some rich fuck banker who owned Dr Pepper at one point in time, you know a legit evil billionaire banker, has rich and important friends in all walks of life, maybe he’s even funded movies or fronted the money, you know rich person shit, because selling off the daughter to the friends for some meaningless egotistical shit like “an acting career”….”MAKE A STAR OUT OF MY GIRL” since he’s already bought everything else for her…and STARDOM can be bought too, so buy it..

She’s currently engaged to some other rich kid, less rich of course, but he is a Beckham which is basically sports and Spice Girl royalty. far less impressive as owning Dr Pepper to some people, but not many people, because FAME is a currency that everyone in America seems to strive for…being anonymous, which is really FAR more fun, is the bastard stepchild of existence, even though it’s ACTUALLY incredible…

These are some bikini selfies, where you can see that rich guys make hot daughters thanks to the sugar babies they buy to cum in….you know RICH GUY FLESHLIGHTS…aka NICOLA PELTZ’s mom…not that I know who her mom is, but WE MAKE ASSUMPTIONS here….because that’s what being a SATIRICAL WEBSITE is all about…

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Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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All I want for Christmas is some Tiny Tits.

Like bush, I’ve been a huge fan of the tiny tits for as long as I can remember, and I laugh at dudes who call me gay for it, because for some reason they think hot manageable tits are what little boys have, which I guess is something they should talk to their therapists about…fucking weirdos…

From my perspective, hot bodies come with more manageable sized tits, and big tits are risky….sloppy…sometimes disgusting and attached to pig ladies…sure nice big tits are great…but if you were to go to the casino, line up a bunch of girls in sweatshirts, you’d end up with a hotter naked girl if you went with the smaller girl 99 percent of the time.

I guess it is the safe choice, for the conservative risk averse…

I am into all tits, big tits, shit tits, sloppy tits, uneven tits, weird nipples, nice nipples…I’m even into fake tits, despite hating fake tits, because I can only hate tits so much…which is not very much…

But this is about ACTIVISM…this is our INSURRECTION on the people attacking the small tits, making girls think they are less appealing because of them, pressuring them to get fake tits….even though I am all for making girls feel insecure so they are easy and more willing to fuck….JUST not through their tits….

FOCUS on other things that they could be insecure about, like dick sized clits or saggy labia…or BLOWN out assholes…BUT LEAVE THE TITS ALONE.

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Dec

Christmas Miracle and Other Videos of the Day

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Booty Girl Has Fans

Baking Fail

Fit Couple Do the Hanging Shirt Swap Challege

Gymp Pump

160 Pounds of Ass

Big Dumpy Tits

Monday Morning Tits

Fit Body Check

Nunchuck Girl

Slutty Flight Attendant

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2021

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Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Attention Christmas Shoppers….TIS THE SEASON FOR IDIOTS BEING DISTRACTED IDIOTS FORGETTING WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT…YOU MASS HYSTERIC satanic fucks…..

I saw some obituary went viral by a guy who called out his fat mom for going bankrupt and other bullshit, I’d link it, but it will probably become a movie…you know how these internet things go….but yeah, I like to think they are now normalizing death, prepping us for everyone dying…and it can be so fun…if you’re a satanic fuck…

I love watching the local panic of people trying to book their booster shots, since the first 2 shots clearly worked so well…what’s that expression about fooling you once, fooling you twice…fooling you three times and you’re a dumb fuck…but I guess all those vaccinated people getting sick are just BREAKTHROUGH cases….in Ontario Canada….2500 cases are breakthrough cases while 673 are “unvaccinated” which include people with the first shot before 2 weeks….BREAKTHROUGH….LOL

Anyway, living amongst the NON PLAYING USELESS EATING CHARACTERS is fucking weird, but at least we can laugh about it as we hide in our bunkers and wait for the actual collapse this WINTER SOLSTICE….you demonic fucks

Here are some morning LINKS…jokers.

Kevin Durant Gets Caught in Former Cyclist Lucia Javorcekova’s Thirst Trap
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Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like Mistletoe Memes!
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Patrycia Kayy is Ready for Santa!
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Cheers From Nicole Scherzinger!
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Intelligent Wild Crow Comes To Play Games With Woman
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Things Just Look Better In Slow Motion!
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People And Animals Of The Internet!
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Everything Coming to TV and Streaming in January 2022
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Got Hit by a Clown Car!
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
CLICK HERE

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