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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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As a straight man, not that I am hormonally a man, but I still have the spirit of a straight man, despite there being an attack on the straight man, because I don’t give a fuck about what the “culture” is up to because the culture are always uninteresting puppet slaves following the trend to either climb the ranks and get rich, or go along with it unnoticed, which are both pretty PUSSY place to be…

But as an unapologetic straight man, who likes ladies, actual ladies, born with vaginas and not slaughtered penises made to look like pussies, lubricated with PROSTATE CHEESE, BUT women who exude female energy, and femininity and release all the things that are attractive to a man, and ideally SMEAR THEM ON MY FACE, because that’s the theme of the day….WHAT IS THE MAGIC WORD PEOPLE…..SMEAR ON MY FACE….now take a cue out of PeeWee’s Playhouse and bug out every time I write it…

SMEAR ON MY FACE…..

Anyway, yeah, pussy is part of femininity, women are powerful, they are the keepers of sex, the controller of sex appeal, they gift us when we deserve it, and even if society is telling them there’s not sanctitude in being modest or prudish, that they should all be sex workers first, cheapening the whole experience by taking it from a spiritual level to a graphic, spread pussy for a dollar level…which is really too bad…especially since all these people are so miserable..

They call be a woman hater, because I hate some bitches and think they are ruining the rest of the ladies out there, but I am not a woman hater, I fucking love women, I just don’t like that women don’t realize how fucking magical they are…and instead try to be BROS about fucking….when they should be getting seduced and showered with gifts all day to get that fucking…and not from an Amazon Wishlist, you see that’s NOT the point…

Point is, these are some pussies wedgied, the cameltoe, the reminder of the glorious things that happen with this organ alone…

As a pussy lover, the pussy wedgie is my favorite….

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2021

Dec

Kourtney Kardashian Wet Tits of the Day

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I am so thrown off by Kourtney Kardashian being sexualized at her old age. I find that fact alone pretty fucking disgusting because I am from the era of girls slowing down the slutty behavior when they hit a certain age or a certain bank balance…

Not to mention, the Kardashians, like parasites have latched themselves onto the walls of the colon of society, and aren’t going anywhere…you know the cockroach that will survive the apocalypse who is at the point of getting just as much coverage posting pics of her being a good mom, or a business lady….and not some tits out riding dick in a pool pile of shit….

THEN there’s the whole Travis Scott, her brother in law, doing a whole fucking Satanic Ritual, that they’ll say wasn’t a Satanic Ritual, that’s a conspiracy, which could be true, I mean if you’re Godless than you sure don’t believe in the Satan…I get that…but kids died…and that was only a few weeks ago….so clearly it’s really negatively impacted the family as a whole…you know TRAGEDY makes the whore HO harder.

MOST importantly, Travis Barker, Plane Crash survivor who made his deal, is like a 50 year old rocker with shitty tattoos who looks like he’s sick, or diseased, or a reptile, and his handling of this old bitch in their softcore porn that sucks, turns my stomach….I don’t know why, just instinct I guess…

I guess most importantly would be POST THE PENETRATION VIDEOS…this take on influencers in love is just gross, so we might as well stick with the gross theme and show her mom cunt flapping with his drumsticks up her ass…THE WAY NATURE intended.

Garbage.

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2021

Dec

Dakota Fanning Braless of the Day

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Woah, Dakota Fanning I can see your cunt….

This is ONLY a PUSSY SELFIE anywhere you dice it and I think she may have some panties on under this short, but I don’t give a fuck…I’m still staring.

I don’t know if this is a product of sibling rivalry, you know ELLE FANNING just ha her tits out for the first time in a sex scene from her series, because actors are sex workers but they just get paid better…but still have to fuck or simulate fuck…for the job…sibling rivalry because she WAS the star and without her sacrificing her childhood there would be no ELLE.

It could just be her tapping into the lessons she learned as a very successful child star – which based on the rumors around Hollywood, is not the best place for kids, because some of these rich fucks are pervert monsters…

It could just be the pressures of the world of sluts, clickbait, nudes get views…..I don’t know the motivation because I don’t know Dakota Fanning, if anything, she just creeped me out when she was that childstar and I’ve moved onto hr sister like the rest of us, but APPARENTLY SHE’S GOT GOOD TO GIVE.

CROTCH SHOT!!

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2021

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Hot on a Boat of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is the South African variant I want dripping off my face….

Today has been a day of wanting things dripping off my face….but I’m serious about this South African goddess who I used to say was potentially HIV positive, since South Africa’s had bad press around viruses before, high AIDS rate shit….

I did see a video from South Africa president saying that there will be no forced vaccinations, no vaccine segregation, not travel restrictions…which was amazing, since the VACCINES don’t work at reducing the spread of the virus, and if anything the vaccinated are more dangerous to the unvaccinated, but people are in a haze, daze, brainwashed, fully programmed to not open their minds to that…weird…

I did see a video from a South African health official saying that the unvaccinated have no symptoms to OMNICRON and that the vaccinated have mild symptoms…meaning shit is not dangerous…

YET people are sensationalizing this shit, talking forced vaccines, using it all to hype up, fear monger and control…

When really, we should all be laid back, not scared, busy staring at hot skinny 30 year old mom model ass in a bikini jacked up her ass…it’s nice…it’s soothing…it’s inspiring.

Don’t fall for this NEW VARIANT insanity to get more people acting a fool, unreasonable and annoying….

That shit’s all a fucking scam…but if it’s not a scam and Candice Swanepoel was dripping in it…I’d lick it off her…willing to die to lick anything off her really…a hero, or pervert, or person with no much going on and that’d be the peak of life…like that.

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2021

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I watched one documentary on Amazon that called weed God’s plant, and since I’ve seen nothing but benefits from smoking weed, I’ll subscribe to that assessment. You know, the plant grows buds that when used offer tons of medicinal qualities, as well as fibres that can be used industrially, for robe or fabrics or paper. No other plants needed, no OIL based products needed, no PHARMA industry needed….OF COURSE IT IS BANNED.

Pretend it’s about race, or about socio-economics, but I’ll say, it’s definitely about economics, you can’t patent a weed plant, you can grow it in your fucking window box and it GROWS like a weed…THAT is not good for business.

So it’s just another overreach of the pwers that be that benefit the rich industrialists….you are BUILT to smoke weed, these girls are SHOWING you how to do it in a slutty way, because they like being stoned and don’t need the LAW to tell them otherwise or some shit….

I have totally shifted my view on weed, when realizing alocholism makes me dumb, while weed makes me ENLIGHTENED…and together they make me a fucking superhero…curled up in the corner of the room laughing and puking on myself…

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2021

Dec

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell went to some British Award show because

Stella Maxwell is the famous hipster lesbian model who has been human trafficked the right way because she’s not living in some dungeon peeing on command on some cam show, she’s instead a Victoria’s Secret model who has fucked some A-List girls as they dabbled in public lesbianism to push the agenda, as they do….

Not that I don’t believe in lesbianism, lesbians exist, I just know there’s a lot of fair weather lesbians, in LESBIAN FACE, culturally appropriating LESBIANISM, you know the old school Diesel Dykes in their construction boots, and making it more fancy….

I don’t really believe that’s much more than a perversion, you know a way to cum without the aggressive man, just two BFFs hanging out diddling themselves and each other…to avoid that whole making a family….because men are scum, men don’t care about learning how to make a girl cum, and no one knows the pandora box of pussy better than someone who owns one…

Anyway, she was once androgynous before it was mainstream, and instead went fully LIPSTICK lesbian, where she represented the LEBSIAN you’d want to fuck, because she wasn’t fat, lonely and lesbian for lack of options, but instead HOT about it and thus able to use it as a stepping stone.

Apparently you can see her tits in this, I can’t tell…but I like tits….

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Sluts like OLIVIA CULPO and Eiza Gonzalez were there…

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2021

Dec

Britney Spears Takes a Shit at a Gas Station of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that when Britney Spears needs to take a shit so bad, she does it for the paparazzi waiting outside the Gas Station, in efforts to show you that now that she’s free, she’s just like you and your family on a long road trip, totally fearless of the disgusting germs in the Gas Station bathroom, because she may be rich and fancy, but she’s not some germaphobe, not even in a pandemic….you know she’s crazy but NOT that crazy.

I am of the school of thought of shitting on the side of the road to avoid going into a gas station bathroom, they repulse me and I can’t even get hard when trying to fuck a truck stop prostitute in one….the shit filled toilets, the shit smeared walls, the shit smeared toilet seats…not my thing….I am a degenerate but even I have a line…a line that Crazy Britney just crossed….

What I am wondering is whether the Gas Station clerk was smart enough to take that toilet seat, assuming there was a toilet seat, to sell on EBAY….

That’s some PUTTING IT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE….you know “I hate my shitty gas station life, if only someone walked in and gave me that lottery win”…well it fucking happened bro…IT HAPPENED..

I mean…CELEBRITY STOOL motherfucker, better than ANY NFT….I’d buy Britney’s turd and I’m not even THAT perverted….I mean she’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Legend.

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2021

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspots are growing on me, not necessarily dripping off my face and chest like they should be, but they are progressively getting better and better. I don’t know if it’s a product of being a hermit who has alienated myself from society 15 years ago, because if you take a look around, you’ll see why…I mean it’s worse than expected but I saw this coming…

Maybe I’ve grown up and realized that wet pussy in wet panties doesn’t need to be a gross thing in photo, since I never found it a gross thing in real life, even if the dirty panties were product of DISCHARGE or YEAST INFECTION or VAGINITIS….and not hot and bothered, too horny to go on, because in this porn generation of sexualization, I imagine girls have vaginas tingling all fucking day…but that could just be because of the butt plugs they wear to work….

Yes, a slutty generation and we’re on the receiving end.

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2021

Dec

Worst Pole Dance Duel Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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Ireland Booster News Report has a Hidden “HELP” Message

Mascot Zip Line Fail..

The future king of the world falls asleep while Barbados pretends to become independent

Girl Dancing with Street Performer…

What a World…Where this is the content people are producing shamelessly

Bill Nye the Science Guy Pushing the Infrastructure….WHAT?

Panty Girl…

Tasing Granny Fail

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2021

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s pretty funny when you see all this insane shit go down the first day of a highly anticipated, possible diversion from the real insane corrupt shit actually going on that would give you fucking nightmares, but that’s still pretty fucked up….

I mean they released a new variant that the people in South Africa are like “not that big of a deal”….but world leaders and the media are making you think “THIS IS THE ONE”…and all of a sudden the people are demanding DOUBLE BOOSTERS…to protect from a variant the vaccine isn’t even built for…so get two more shots at least, then in 100 days when they have a shot for the variant get that too….then they are going to militarize and force inject people against their will….AT WHAT POINT DO YOU SAY – WHAT IS GOING ON….

Then some Kardashian affiliated fashion designer who was part of the current culture died suddenly of cancer, only for there to be a memorial tribute fashion show for him at Miami’s Art Basel…including a statue of him, which I am sure had a 2 day turnaround time…since I can’t even get a pizza delivered without a 2 day lead time…

Then there’s stories of FBI raids happening yesterday that went unnoticed and MOST importantly…names of people who were on the famous perv plane are being released and people who you totally expect based on them becoming CUCKS knowing there’s dirt on them like Kimmel, Colbert and whoever the fuck else are on those lists…

Then you see that Trump was on the plane but the media lies and there are MANY more evildoers involved but his supporters still think he’s their hero…..NOT YOUR HERO dude…but I just hate Trump because he keeps pushing the vaccine that is killing people….and taking credit for it…when it’s the biggest crime against humanity….

Basically, all the people you listen to in the media rubbed shoulders with that motherfucker, and they should all be treated as such and NOT listened to. Take their shows. CANCEL them…why not…

We’re all going to die, so maybe you should start fucking living….enough of this hermetically sealed life in your sterile pod where you go to the grocery store with masks on despite being double vaxxed like some kind of fucking slave…all scared to die, so scared to live, because you’re eager to see Tiger King 3…

You are the problem….they are trying to kill you or at the very least ruin your fucking life and you don’t give a fuck…MORE PORN PLEASE…you brainwashed fucks are so disconnected from your human self…I don’t blame you but figure it the fuck out.

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