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2021

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I keep seeing insane news about this COVID thing that you may or may not have heard about, but if you haven’t, it’s this VIRUS that was potentially created in a lab in China that was released to the world through bat soup that has forced people to be in lockdowns, to wear masks, to even be under curfew because this virus only gets you at certain times of the day….and if you’re rich, you don’t have to even hide from it…you can still travel and live life normally an enjoy all the normals not getting in the way on the beach….then there’s some experimental medicine that they marketed will save you, that they are telling you doesn’t save you so you need more, while telling those who don’t have it that they need it to….and even better…if you don’t have it you can’t go places, so you better get it..

But yeah, I’ve been seeing these news items about lockdowns in Europe…increasing cases everywhere….everyone being tracked on some weird passport system…in various places that I am sure they want everywhere….

So the idea of you getting tanlines if you live in the north may be pushed off for another 6 months…what’s 6 months…

Luckily, girls are resilient and they FIND the work arounds…so at least we can still jerk off to tanlines from our prisons that are our phones and the internet.

I LIKE tanlines and these are tanlines..

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2021

Nov

Can You Do This – and Other Videos of the Day

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2 Girls on the Sling Shot

MSNBC is Fake News and Luckily they are Banned from the Rittenhouse Bullshit designed to Divide America

Karen VS Comedy Show

Weird Attack on Christianity

Important TitTok Twerk Content

Important Big Titty TikTok Content

Big Titty TikTok Content

Let’s Go Brandon Christmas Footage

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2021

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If everyone just decided to stop using facebook or instagram and twitter, we’d live in a better world. I have been convinced social media is the fucking devil upon us…and funny enough, we have the power to totally end that business. It happened to Myspace, it can happen again….

Problem is….no on really cares to stop using social media, they are too addicted to the likes, follows and soapboxes they like to think give them a voice and some, if eager enough, can figure out how to go viral with it and live their dream life of PODCASTER….

I get the interest, the appeal, why people are addictive, it’s just too bad people care…and people buy into it because it’s mainstream crap.

Early internet were weird pods of weird communities in weird corners of the internet….not one big site everyone used, because it had something for everyone, giving one company too much power over the world population….to FUCK with our heads..

I am not convinced ZUCK isn’t an AI cartoon, but assuming he was real, he likely had zero friends, hence launching FB, where he’d angrily overlord all those people from the bitterness in his autistic soul from not being popular or getting laid in High School….”I’ll show them”….since everything social media has become is fucking psychotic…

BUT luckily there’s a shit ton of thirsty girls showing their tits to distract us and SUCK US BACK IN….we’ll be covering that throughout the day as we do all days…

Here are those morning links..

UFC Fighter Maryna Moroz Drops a Thirst Trap in a Bikini and Thigh High Boots
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J.Lo and Owen Wilson Marriage Cosplay
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Cowboys legend Troy Aikman rumored to join Amazon for “Thursday Night Football”
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The Pam and Tommy Movie Trailer is Here
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Alt Model in a Colorful Shoot
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AMAZING GOLDEN SNUB NOSED MONKEY!!
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Why Photos of the Eiffel Tower at Night is Illegal….
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Cam Newton Gets Emptional After Winning
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Not everything needs to be dark and sinister, even if it is..which is the attitude you need when clicking these links…

They are vintage, the concept insane, DON’T PEOPLE GET THEIR NEWS ON TIKTOK….

What the fuck are we doing here….I guess just trying to live a life worth living, OUR BEST LIFE, have a good time not for a long time or some shit…so while you do that here are some stepLINKs to add some meaning, purpose, value to your day….

Behind the Scenes with Hailee Steinfeld for a Hot Shoot
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Bella Thorne is the Modern Day Jessica Rabbit!
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Paulina Gretzky Wants to Know If You Prefer Her Underboob in Color or Black and White
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Kelly Gale in a Tight Dress
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Lily Rose Depp Sheer Tank Top….
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Kristen Stewart says Twilight needed chemistry of her and Robert Pattinson
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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Good!
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Elle Fanning in Lingerie Outfit…
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Elsa Pataky Brings the Skimpy Bikini!
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Vancouver researchers create ‘AI’ tech to design new designer drugs….
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Pants off Brawl
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5 Ways Feminists Treat Men Like They’re Not Human
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“Almost died” – Patriots O-linesman Trent Brown reveals how pre-game IV almost cost him his life
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Lady Gaga is Flexing Her Italian Accent!
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Larsen Thompson is On Vacation!
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Kelly Stafford Apologized for Throwing a Pretzel at a Fan During Rams Loss to the 49ers
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The Worst Ever Auditions On America’s Got Talent!
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Famous Movies Before And After VFX Effects!
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Monkey Man Gives Pizza Delivery Man His Money!
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Bebe Rexha Getting Ready
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Wanda Icardi Doing a “Campaign” in See Through Lingerie
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An Intro to Inceldom
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Someone Dropped $20k on the Patriots to Win the Super Bowl
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Playboy Model Daniella Chavez Supported the Chile National Team Prior to Their World Cup Qualifier Match
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Arianna Grande in Space with her Pokies Out!
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Ostrich Gets Angry At Frank, Chases After Dude….
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Kid Falls Through 1.5 Million Painting
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W Magazine PULLING their Travis and Kylie issue
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Brett Favre Missed Deadline to Pay Outstanding Interest on Welfare Money He Received
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Robots Scare Me
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Firefighters Get Called To Retrieve A Massive Snake In The Ceiling!
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Man Stops Man From Throwing Second Molotov Cocktail Into A Store!
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Wu Tang’s RZA releasing comic book soon
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Jets Flying Over At Intense Speeds!
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Robot Works At A Restaurant Kitchen As A Fry Cook!
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Gator vs Laser Pointed
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The Tallest Manmade Structures Ever Made Throughout The Years!
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NSFW Aunt Cass Memes Are Taking Over The Internet!
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He’s Late!
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The Chinese Train That Runs Through An Apartment Complex Every 2 Minutes!
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Cheetah Goes Up Against The Robodog!
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Nude Model Yarova in the Bath!
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Rising From the Dead
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The Worst Ever Auditions On America’s Got Talent!
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Skincare for the Holidays….
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Hot Shoot for Cosmo
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Jessica Alba’s Women’s Health SHoot – in Bikini
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Slutty Famous People at the In Style Awards
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Old as Shit Halle Berry in a Bathing Suit
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Elle Fanning Lingerie for Entertainment Weekly
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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Slutty Boots
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Old as Shit Halle Berry in a Bathing Suit
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Lady Gaga is Demonic
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Meg Donnelly at a Premiere
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Jaimie Alexander Cleavage
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Lady Gaga is Demonic
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Rose Byrne in 80s Workout Gear
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Braless Lily Rose Depp
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Selma Hayek Huge Tits
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Florence Puge in NYC
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Tallia Storm’s Slutty Dress
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Nina Agdal Fit Tight Bod
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Olivia Wilde in a Dress
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Halle Berry in a Tight Outfit
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Lea Seydoux in a Magazine
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Megan Fox on Vacation
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From stepSMUT!!

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Butt Plug is in for the Ride
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Tiny and Busty
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Amateur Reddit Slut Ms Modestly Immodest…HOT
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Pushing Out the Butt Plug
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Creepy Fuckng Nudist Tree Climbing
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Riding the Big Boy
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Bikini Model Pulls her Tits Out
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Asian Girl’s Boobs Massage
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Panties to the Side
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There is Such Thing as Too Much Oil for the Nude Model
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Jiggle on a Dildo
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29 People Having a Shitty Day
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Birthing.
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Busty Cher Butler in a Hot Nude Shoot from the 80s
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Car Masturbating Time
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Holly Gibbons not Liza Gibbons Nude
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Girl in Lingerie Sucks a Toy
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Amateur Cam Girl Gets Fucked
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Finger Banger
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Busty Girl Gives a TItty Fuck
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Underwater Pussy
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Dildo Close Up
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Sporty Girl Fucks
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HEAVY TITS
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Get Back in the Kitchen….Sluts…
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I Wonder if She’s a Real Cop
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Societal Decay
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The Deep Throat Nixon Didn’t Want You To Know About…
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Skin Colored Nipples
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Butt Plug is In
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Masturbating Cam Whore
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Hot Bitch Strips Down in Kitchen
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Gas Station Sluts….
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Gamer Girl Multitasks with a Dick in her Mouth
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One Night Stand
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Waiting in Line for their Turn
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Public FUCK
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3 Friends Having a Time
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2021

Nov

Dove Cameron’s Bra of the Day

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Dove Cameron creeps me the fuck out, but so do all celebrities, I’m just here for the tits. Celebri-Titties….because when I take the time to look at them, to look in their eyes, to look into their backstory, to see what they’re about always freaks me out…it’s like a horror movie, but real life, as people praise the monsters in front of us.

This could be because they represent evil, or because I have exhausted myself posting celebs on this site for close to 20 years, which is too much.

I spoke to someone today about a blog I came across and they said “what are blogs, aren’t those from 10 years ago, do they still exist”…Yes…apparently they do and thy are horrible…soul sucking…because everyone gets their news on TikTok….

But blogs being old tech and lame aside, celebs being evil or victims that give off bad energy aside, we’re here for the titties…celebri-titties…and these are DOVE CAMERONS…a Disney Star so you know she’s legit…but that nipple cover heart emoji that reminds me of all the Valentine’s I didn’t get in Elementary school are TRIGGERING me for more disappointment…just hearty reminder of disappointment.

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2021

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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If you’re not taking your health seriously right now, but instead just eating your chemical enhanced foods and drinking your chemical enhanced water, you’re probably a fucking mindless shill idiot with no real lust for life, basically doing what you can for instant gratification, as you wait to die….

Which reminds me of a meme I was sent of an Obese Lady on a motorized scooter that read “on my way for my 8th shot because I take my health seriously”..

Which reminds me of all these plus sized models who pretend that they are healthy and that obesity is not unhealthy despite everything we’ve ever known, because the lie makes them feel good…and the lie makes fat fucks everywhere, and there are a lot of them feel good too…because if you’re being lied to in efforts to massage things that scare you, that you wish were true, it’s easier to accept as truth…because you want it to be true….meanwhile fat fucks put the biggest strain on the health care industry….

Fat is fucking bad for you, it makes you sick, chronically sick…and you’ll be more inclined to eat high sugary shitty nutrient void foods as you sit and stream…it’s basically what they want and expect out of you.

More importantly, fat just isn’t hot….while fitness, which takes work is….

Which is why I put this WEED WEDNESDAY shit together, use hot chicks doing fitness, or showing off their fitness as a motivator to either get fit, or jerk off to fit girls, instead of fat girls, because we need to destroy the stigma that BIG IS BEAUTIFUL…because it fucking isn’t.

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2021

Nov

Actress Gets Eaten Out on Camera of the Day

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THIS IS THE CUNT THAT GOT ME DELETED OFF TWITTER…Literally…

They are doing the famous MOUSTACHE RIDE picture that Terry Richardson did…because I guess people lack originality…

There was a time when I was an unnoticed troll on twitter, I had a handful of followers but it actually drove about 1/2 the traffic to this site, not that I ever read my analytics, I’m not a calculating cunt like that…..but I do like calculating cunts using my abacus.

This was before twitter was so fucking WOKE where you get cancelled for saying anything, so it was a big enough deal that I didn’t really care about because fuck twitter.

If you’re wondering why I got deleted off twitter because of this cunt…it is because I did a post on her where I called her out for being some sex slave to her God Father who you may know as Spielberg….

If you’re wondering why that got me deleted off twitter, it’s because her mom saw the story, and I guess since she was married to Brian de Palma, the director of a movie I used to jerk off to called “dressed to kill” because the main slut had a massive blonde bush and at the time I couldn’t believe blonde bush happened and it was enough for me…you know simpler times..

This girl, doesn’t have blonde bush, but she does have bush, because anyone who truly likes pussy, realizes that bush is fucking everything.

Anyway, fuck her mother for reporting my post about her PUBLIC FIGURE daughter who should be thick skinned enough to get teased by a meaningless blog….basically a NON existent blog…you know as thick skinned as her sugar baby opportunist pussy she baited Brian De Palma with to pave the way for her daughter in this evil fucking world…

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2021

Nov

Jenna Dewan Nip Slip of the Day

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Jenna Dewan’s out here showing off her Adam’s Apple, confusing the Jenna Dewan fans into thinking how can that make sense, she was married to one of the gayest actors who ever walked the earth, I mean his 100 million dollar win was a story about male strippers which for those who don’t know…male strippers like to pretend they are Chip and Dale ripped dudes dancing naked…but they are actually gay for pay because the real money comes from letting old rich dudes suck their dicks…which I guess worked out ok for Channing, since that’s probably how parts of Hollywood works too.

I think I mentioned that I met their agent or someone from their team back when they were married and still popular, it was a random encounter, and he basically told me they’d always try to make him get naked when he’d drop off scripts at their house…because they were naked….

I am not against nudists, but if that story is actually true, why the fuck isn’t this bitch naked…

You know, start the naturists trend on social media, DON’T BLOCK ME MY RELIGION IS NUDISM….

Where are those activists, or are they still fighting for the right to post breast feeding videos for attention from the dudes who jerk off to breast feeding pics…without being censored…

Either way, we’ll assume she’s a chick, even if her “baby daddy” was gay for serious pay….doesn’t mean he’s gay across the board….Adam’s Apple or not..

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2021

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I am sure you’ve met at least one girl in her life who has been able to make herself cum just by crossing her legs…maybe you went to high school with her and you’d see how wet her seat got after a sub put on a movie and turned the lights out for the hour….maybe your coworker in the cubicle next to you just pumps her crossed legs until she squirts….

You may not know that girls do this kind of thing, I mean at least girls of the past, where they would never admit to masturbating because they were modest, shy and getting that info out of them required work.

You may not know this, but there was a time when porn hadn’t destroyed every girl to think being a porn chick who cums all the time and loves to suck dick and fuck on camera is the way to live…

You know, it was actually better when girls were a little more humble because they are girls and don’t need to be explicit…

They own the vagina, they control the sex, and if they don’t give it up, dudes will fucking do song, dance, backflips for a chance to get it….I mean I’m talking shower them with gifts, with the respect they claim they don’t get, which is a feminist lie to make girls hate men, part of the great divide….

But yeah, when they were respectful holders of the vagina and controller of the sex, I am sure they got A LOT more fulfillment out of the dudes they did end up fucking….or at least during the build up…because once sex happens, things change…hence the whole point of NOT giving it up….but what do I know…

These are vaginas eating some pants, I am sure some of these calloused cunts don’t feel anything, you know it’s like the hands of a laborer of yesteryear, but the pussy version because sex work is real work….

I love seeing full vaginas through pants on strangers I’d never see the vagina of…

So BIG fan of pussy wedgies..

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2021

Nov

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

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Halle Berry wore this outfit to do some Jimmy Kimmel interview, which amazes me, not because I think Halle Berry is part of the old system, in bed with all these monsters, likely literally in bed or has literally been in bed with these monsters, because she’s just too high up on the Hollywood echelon or ranking system, to not have some of their evil in her soul….it’s part of the deal they make to get that money and fame…obviously…

If you don’t believe in EVIL running basically all aspects of your life, you’re fucking crazy, but even if you don’t believe that EVIL is running basically everything and that the media are a huge part of that problem, which amazes me because of how it has all been laid out for us, you can ignore that, like everyone is ignoring it, you know focus on your normal distractions…that’s your right to just let the system fuck you up the ass…

BUT there is NO way that you think Late Night TV is anything like it used to be, or that Kimmel isn’t some bought puppet pushing the fucking. lies…

Wouldn’t it be nice if some of the mainstream media actually had fucking balls and spoke the truth…maybe then we’d have something to laugh at when they do their interviews, but when it’s all scripted for us and not funny, compelling or interesting…if it doesn’t enlighten or expand the mind of the people, but rather makes them dumber and more confused, that’s fucking evil..

So if you don’t believe in evil, because you’re ignorant…you see the lies, the bad comedy, the watered down bullshit and NO ONE calls the motherfucker out on it…

Wouldn’t it be nice if Halle on her promo tour called the motherfucker out for being part of the fucking problem….instead she just goes along with it because they need to keep the lie alive….to keep her contractual commitments, to keep her team happy, to pretend life is normal right now…and that there aren’t 2 realities going on and they’re on the wrong one….

The good news is that her tits are out, and old as shit or not, I like Halle Berry tits…so I’ll look at them….

She also did a photoshoot for some magazine that you can see if you CLICK HERE

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