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Britney Spears Keeps on Dancing of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Whoring in Concert of the Day

Julianne Hough Humping the Air in a Bikini of the Day

Naked Walker in Canada of the Day

Leni Klum’s Oktoberfest Tits of the Day

2021

Dec

Dakota Fanning Braless of the Day

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Woah, Dakota Fanning I can see your cunt….

This is ONLY a PUSSY SELFIE anywhere you dice it and I think she may have some panties on under this short, but I don’t give a fuck…I’m still staring.

I don’t know if this is a product of sibling rivalry, you know ELLE FANNING just ha her tits out for the first time in a sex scene from her series, because actors are sex workers but they just get paid better…but still have to fuck or simulate fuck…for the job…sibling rivalry because she WAS the star and without her sacrificing her childhood there would be no ELLE.

It could just be her tapping into the lessons she learned as a very successful child star – which based on the rumors around Hollywood, is not the best place for kids, because some of these rich fucks are pervert monsters…

It could just be the pressures of the world of sluts, clickbait, nudes get views…..I don’t know the motivation because I don’t know Dakota Fanning, if anything, she just creeped me out when she was that childstar and I’ve moved onto hr sister like the rest of us, but APPARENTLY SHE’S GOT GOOD TO GIVE.

CROTCH SHOT!!

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2021

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Hot on a Boat of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is the South African variant I want dripping off my face….

Today has been a day of wanting things dripping off my face….but I’m serious about this South African goddess who I used to say was potentially HIV positive, since South Africa’s had bad press around viruses before, high AIDS rate shit….

I did see a video from South Africa president saying that there will be no forced vaccinations, no vaccine segregation, not travel restrictions…which was amazing, since the VACCINES don’t work at reducing the spread of the virus, and if anything the vaccinated are more dangerous to the unvaccinated, but people are in a haze, daze, brainwashed, fully programmed to not open their minds to that…weird…

I did see a video from a South African health official saying that the unvaccinated have no symptoms to OMNICRON and that the vaccinated have mild symptoms…meaning shit is not dangerous…

YET people are sensationalizing this shit, talking forced vaccines, using it all to hype up, fear monger and control…

When really, we should all be laid back, not scared, busy staring at hot skinny 30 year old mom model ass in a bikini jacked up her ass…it’s nice…it’s soothing…it’s inspiring.

Don’t fall for this NEW VARIANT insanity to get more people acting a fool, unreasonable and annoying….

That shit’s all a fucking scam…but if it’s not a scam and Candice Swanepoel was dripping in it…I’d lick it off her…willing to die to lick anything off her really…a hero, or pervert, or person with no much going on and that’d be the peak of life…like that.

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2021

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I watched one documentary on Amazon that called weed God’s plant, and since I’ve seen nothing but benefits from smoking weed, I’ll subscribe to that assessment. You know, the plant grows buds that when used offer tons of medicinal qualities, as well as fibres that can be used industrially, for robe or fabrics or paper. No other plants needed, no OIL based products needed, no PHARMA industry needed….OF COURSE IT IS BANNED.

Pretend it’s about race, or about socio-economics, but I’ll say, it’s definitely about economics, you can’t patent a weed plant, you can grow it in your fucking window box and it GROWS like a weed…THAT is not good for business.

So it’s just another overreach of the pwers that be that benefit the rich industrialists….you are BUILT to smoke weed, these girls are SHOWING you how to do it in a slutty way, because they like being stoned and don’t need the LAW to tell them otherwise or some shit….

I have totally shifted my view on weed, when realizing alocholism makes me dumb, while weed makes me ENLIGHTENED…and together they make me a fucking superhero…curled up in the corner of the room laughing and puking on myself…

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2021

Dec

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell went to some British Award show because

Stella Maxwell is the famous hipster lesbian model who has been human trafficked the right way because she’s not living in some dungeon peeing on command on some cam show, she’s instead a Victoria’s Secret model who has fucked some A-List girls as they dabbled in public lesbianism to push the agenda, as they do….

Not that I don’t believe in lesbianism, lesbians exist, I just know there’s a lot of fair weather lesbians, in LESBIAN FACE, culturally appropriating LESBIANISM, you know the old school Diesel Dykes in their construction boots, and making it more fancy….

I don’t really believe that’s much more than a perversion, you know a way to cum without the aggressive man, just two BFFs hanging out diddling themselves and each other…to avoid that whole making a family….because men are scum, men don’t care about learning how to make a girl cum, and no one knows the pandora box of pussy better than someone who owns one…

Anyway, she was once androgynous before it was mainstream, and instead went fully LIPSTICK lesbian, where she represented the LEBSIAN you’d want to fuck, because she wasn’t fat, lonely and lesbian for lack of options, but instead HOT about it and thus able to use it as a stepping stone.

Apparently you can see her tits in this, I can’t tell…but I like tits….

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Sluts like OLIVIA CULPO and Eiza Gonzalez were there…

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2021

Dec

Britney Spears Takes a Shit at a Gas Station of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that when Britney Spears needs to take a shit so bad, she does it for the paparazzi waiting outside the Gas Station, in efforts to show you that now that she’s free, she’s just like you and your family on a long road trip, totally fearless of the disgusting germs in the Gas Station bathroom, because she may be rich and fancy, but she’s not some germaphobe, not even in a pandemic….you know she’s crazy but NOT that crazy.

I am of the school of thought of shitting on the side of the road to avoid going into a gas station bathroom, they repulse me and I can’t even get hard when trying to fuck a truck stop prostitute in one….the shit filled toilets, the shit smeared walls, the shit smeared toilet seats…not my thing….I am a degenerate but even I have a line…a line that Crazy Britney just crossed….

What I am wondering is whether the Gas Station clerk was smart enough to take that toilet seat, assuming there was a toilet seat, to sell on EBAY….

That’s some PUTTING IT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE….you know “I hate my shitty gas station life, if only someone walked in and gave me that lottery win”…well it fucking happened bro…IT HAPPENED..

I mean…CELEBRITY STOOL motherfucker, better than ANY NFT….I’d buy Britney’s turd and I’m not even THAT perverted….I mean she’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Legend.

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2021

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspots are growing on me, not necessarily dripping off my face and chest like they should be, but they are progressively getting better and better. I don’t know if it’s a product of being a hermit who has alienated myself from society 15 years ago, because if you take a look around, you’ll see why…I mean it’s worse than expected but I saw this coming…

Maybe I’ve grown up and realized that wet pussy in wet panties doesn’t need to be a gross thing in photo, since I never found it a gross thing in real life, even if the dirty panties were product of DISCHARGE or YEAST INFECTION or VAGINITIS….and not hot and bothered, too horny to go on, because in this porn generation of sexualization, I imagine girls have vaginas tingling all fucking day…but that could just be because of the butt plugs they wear to work….

Yes, a slutty generation and we’re on the receiving end.

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2021

Dec

Worst Pole Dance Duel Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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Ireland Booster News Report has a Hidden “HELP” Message

Mascot Zip Line Fail..

The future king of the world falls asleep while Barbados pretends to become independent

Girl Dancing with Street Performer…

What a World…Where this is the content people are producing shamelessly

Bill Nye the Science Guy Pushing the Infrastructure….WHAT?

Panty Girl…

Tasing Granny Fail

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2021

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s pretty funny when you see all this insane shit go down the first day of a highly anticipated, possible diversion from the real insane corrupt shit actually going on that would give you fucking nightmares, but that’s still pretty fucked up….

I mean they released a new variant that the people in South Africa are like “not that big of a deal”….but world leaders and the media are making you think “THIS IS THE ONE”…and all of a sudden the people are demanding DOUBLE BOOSTERS…to protect from a variant the vaccine isn’t even built for…so get two more shots at least, then in 100 days when they have a shot for the variant get that too….then they are going to militarize and force inject people against their will….AT WHAT POINT DO YOU SAY – WHAT IS GOING ON….

Then some Kardashian affiliated fashion designer who was part of the current culture died suddenly of cancer, only for there to be a memorial tribute fashion show for him at Miami’s Art Basel…including a statue of him, which I am sure had a 2 day turnaround time…since I can’t even get a pizza delivered without a 2 day lead time…

Then there’s stories of FBI raids happening yesterday that went unnoticed and MOST importantly…names of people who were on the famous perv plane are being released and people who you totally expect based on them becoming CUCKS knowing there’s dirt on them like Kimmel, Colbert and whoever the fuck else are on those lists…

Then you see that Trump was on the plane but the media lies and there are MANY more evildoers involved but his supporters still think he’s their hero…..NOT YOUR HERO dude…but I just hate Trump because he keeps pushing the vaccine that is killing people….and taking credit for it…when it’s the biggest crime against humanity….

Basically, all the people you listen to in the media rubbed shoulders with that motherfucker, and they should all be treated as such and NOT listened to. Take their shows. CANCEL them…why not…

We’re all going to die, so maybe you should start fucking living….enough of this hermetically sealed life in your sterile pod where you go to the grocery store with masks on despite being double vaxxed like some kind of fucking slave…all scared to die, so scared to live, because you’re eager to see Tiger King 3…

You are the problem….they are trying to kill you or at the very least ruin your fucking life and you don’t give a fuck…MORE PORN PLEASE…you brainwashed fucks are so disconnected from your human self…I don’t blame you but figure it the fuck out.

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The Annual Pirelli Calendar is Here!
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Professional Face Puncher Hannah Goldy is Getting Pretty Good at Taking Selfies
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Nude Model in the Christmas Spirit
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Comedian Jimmy Car is a Cuck Pussy Vaccine Pusher for the State
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Pro Golfer Mei Brennan Hit Up Top Golf in a Miniskirt and Heels
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Guy Trolls His Girlfriend Relentlessly For Her Sensitive Gag Reflex!
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Hot Wheel Car Racing Through Treetop Tracks
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Spend the night at the Home Alone house!
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Goldfish Chokes On Plant, Gets Saved!
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Lebron Tests Positive for COVID
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Amazing Hidden Beach
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST SLUTS….
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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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We’re too far gone in this metaverse shit, you know what’s fucking real, what’s not, who’s crazy, who’s not….so you might as well just accept it, not fight it and click some links….I mean what else do you really have on your plans of things to do…social distance at the grocery store….MASK up at a restaurant, just not when you’re eating….vax pass your way from bar to bar…looking for other bitches to knock up and debunk the conspiracy vaccine makes you infertile…or her infertile…NO STILL BIRTH BABIES….because babies are your whole purpose of existing….FAMILY….keeping humanity going another year…

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Chiefs Heiress Gracie Hunt Shares a Video of Her Working the Miss USA Stage in Her Bikini
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Rihanna – Barbados’ National Hero – Shows Booty for the Holidays
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Nicki Minaj is Hosting the Housewives in Some Shorts
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Alex Daddario’s Braless in a T-Shirt
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Raye has a See Through at the British Fashion Awards
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Channing Tatum is Back in a New Magic Mike
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Highlight of the Thanksgiving Parade
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Someone Take Olivia Mogan Out to Dinner
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Jimmy Carr is Targets Unvaccinated People.
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In Bed with Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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FKA Twigs – New Video
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Fascinating Photos from the Wild West
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Halsey’s Cleavage Show
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5 Ways the World Could End Tomorrow
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Zendaya’s See Through!
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Tom Holland is the Next Spider Man Again
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Hoverboard Tricks
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-60 degrees in Russia…
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Meteorite in Russia
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Ozzy Man Reviews Mexican Weather Hotties
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Brad Cooper was Robbed at Knife Point in NYC
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UFC Fighter Maryna Moroz Learned How to Twerk
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Kim Garner Gives Side Boob
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Vanessa Hudgens in Fabletics
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Dad Dressed Like Buddy in ELF on Black Friday
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Largest Human Mattress Domino
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Stop Motion with Matches
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Throwback Pics of Bo Derek
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The Art of Good Food Ads
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Paris Jackson’s in Vogue
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Scooter Catching Air
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Why Do Mirrors Flip Horizontal but not Vertical
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Dr Oz is Running for US Senate in PA as a Republican!
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Timberwolves Guard Anthony Edwards Has a Flip Phone
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Hottest Look of the British Fashion Awards
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Olivia Rodrigo is Hot on the Red Carpet
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Repairing a 42 Inch Water Main Pipe
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Elderly Veteran Trips Fleeing Thief To Help The Police Catch Him In China!
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Paige VanZant Refuses to Stop Burning Down Instagram
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Babe Gets Instant Karma
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Mari Paraiba Nude
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Adelaide Kane Surprises Fans With Her Nude Photos
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Internet Shenanigans.
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Cat Gets Scared by a Plushie
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Nikola Jokic and His Brothers Partied in Miami Last Night After Beating the Heat
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Model Naked Oceanfront
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In Case You Missed It – Michigan DE Aidan Hutchinson’s Mom Stole Some of His Spotlight
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Booze Makes the Holidays Better – GET BOOZE NOW
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lily Rose Depp in a Tight Outfit
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Olivia Rodrigo’s at an Event
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Iris Law in a Crazy dress
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings
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Kristen Bell in Leggings
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Kaia Gerber in Leggigns – She’s Skinny as SHit
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Daddario’s Tits Did a Photoshoot
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Laura Whitmore in a Dress
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Georgia May Jagger Shows Skin at an Event
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Lily Allen is Skinny
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Emilia Jones in a Bra Top
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Kate Beckinsale’s Titty Dress
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Rachel Zegler in a Tube Top
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Maria Sharapova at an Event
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Dildo Ride with a Spread
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More Street Cleaning Pee Girls
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9 acts that make you a whore…
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Big Fashion Tits on the Runway
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Shower Girls
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31 People Having a Shitty Day
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Reddit Amateur
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Titty Licker
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Crackhead Shit
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Grab the Umbrellas
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Beach Finger Bang
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Slow and Steady
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The Viral Panty Sniffing Priest Fuck Video
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Dildo Girl Keeps Glasses on
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Pussy flashing Hazel Grace
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I think she’s a DJ
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Eva Lovia’s Nude Shower Shoot
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Pantyhose Feet
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This Week in Hot Booty
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Messy
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2 Naked Porn Chicks
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PIllow Humper
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Nude Melody
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Cat Eared Dildo Ride
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Amatuer Sex Tape
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2 Fingers in
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Skinny Amateur Sex Tape
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Next Level O-Face
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Big Tit Amateur
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Bed Squirts!
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Another Amateur Sex Tape
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Beach Rub
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2021

Nov

Brie Larson Black Snake Moan of the Day

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Here’s no ass Brie Larson who is far too old to be seen as the “hottest” chick in Hollywood, but yet she gets cast in this garbage blockbuster movies, that I guess don’t require any real acting skills, since there’s no plot, story, just ACTION and simplicity so that it can be understood in CHINA where they make all their money with these movies….

She’s not impressive, even her OSCAR WINNING ROLE that got her to this place was a fucking plant, and I’ll assume that in her long drawn out rise to the top that started when she was a teen, but that didn’t actually produce anything decent, ended with her making a deal with the devil so that she can finally be that star she knew in her soul that she could be….you know….money and acting jobs get to a bitches head when their whole life has been about achieving that….

Not that I know Brie Larson, I’m just making assumptions based on how long it took her to get here and how BORING she is now that she is here.

Even watching her chained up like some kind of sex dungeon dweller for the real sickos out there into the old fashioned BDSM….ass first is a giant who fucking cares it looks like she shit her sloppy ass pants….

People hype her up, I believe they are paid off or brainwashed…propaganda works and her career is PROOF.

You don’t think she’s hot, you think all pussy is hot, you’d fuck a tree live, or dead, if it had something that looked like a cunt or tits…I KNOW you…you just think she’s hot because you’re told she’s hot, and you’re like “fine, I’ll run with that”….but in your core…I know you know…DON’T FALL FOR IT!

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