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2021

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how long it will take me saying that there’s an alien invasion going on, before the white vans or the MEN IN BLACK show up to erase my thoughts, now that I SEE through the plan….

The truth is that I don’t know if it is an actual alien invasion, it just looks like it is one from where I am sitting….

Everyone distracted by all the noise, dopamine release triggers, personal dramas, other shit…..that they can’t see it.

But I have nothing going on, so when I look at these people, I know they’re barely human…

Now I am not saying if they are shapeshifters in skin suits trolling us, doing their best human impression or parody, but it FUCKING seems that way.

If I was an ALIEN, this is how I’d do it.

Maybe I am an ALIEN..

It would explain why my penis oozes green sludge….

Here are some LINKS…

Rebecca Black Plays a Bimbo
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Paulina Gretzky in her Birthday Bikini Being Hot
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Hot Model gets Nude
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Chargers Player Checking Out the Heiress Gracie
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Chris Noth from Sex and the City Likes the Pussy but the Pussy Don’t Like Him
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Pelican Tries to Eat Capybara – Fails
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Hockey Fans Singing Blink 182
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CAR CRASH OF THE DAY
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So Many Cam Sluts
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2021

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the fucking season for FAMILY….GOOD WILL TOWARD MEN…and whatever other bullshit they are brainwashing us with through the media, social media, EMF signals sent to us through our FRIDGES, depending on how SCHIZOPHRENIC we are about this whole ALIEN TECHNOLOGY IN EVERYONE’S BRAIN…

When I think of family, I think of marriage and when I think of marriage I think of jerking off while taking a shit to Instagram porn because your wife doesn’t let you watch actual porn…because you GAVE up your human rights and freedoms for no sex, annoying kids, fat wife, lots of juggling everyone’s deep rooted issues, no one giving a shit about yours….BUT IT COULD BE WORSE…you could have given up your rights nd freedoms for something less adventurous, you know because you “Trust the Science” or some shit…

I definitely think there are two realities going on at the same time right now, I’m glad we’re on the same one, because these other fools are crazy…WHAT FUCKING PLANET are they from…ANTARCTICA or some shit…PROBABLY….

Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight…

Here are some stepLINKS

Megan Fox in a New Trailer
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Sierra Skye’s Sandy Booty
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A Bunch of St Bernards
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Jason Momoa Shows His Tits…
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Model Ana Cheri Busty
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Heidi Klum’s Daughter in a Fashion Shoot.
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Christine Quinn Upskirt in a Split Dress!
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Hot Kicking Chick
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Tinashe in a Skimpy Bikini
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Nicole Zimmermann in Photoshoot, She’s Hot.
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A Bunch Memes.
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7 Biker Gangs…
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Dog Seen Driving A Tesla Down The Freeway!
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Megan Thee Stallion Signs Deal With Netflix
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Tech Flashback…
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Naked German Actor
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“Eli owns your husband” – How Gisele Bundchen tackled a drunk fan who tried to mock Tom Brady
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Tourists Get Scared By Cartel Members Only To Be Comforted By Them!
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Amtrak Train Pummels Through Snow In Slow Motion!
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Bethenny Frankel Lists SoHo Loft for $7M
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Skydiving Routine
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Melania Trump is Doing NFTs
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President Biden Told a Packers Fan to Tell Aaron Rodgers to Get Vaxxed
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What Human-Raised Frogs Behave Like!
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Scooter Rider Gets Hit By Car, Road Rage Ensues!
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Jeff Garlin Exits ‘The Goldbergs’ after abuse reports
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Deepst Pool Ever
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Jake Paul Talks About No Sex With His Girlfriend Julia Rose Prior to Tyron Woodley Fight
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Robbers Carrying Mace Get Defeated By Shop Clerk With A Giant Glass Bong!
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Tesla’s Auto Pilot Mode Pitted Against America’s Deadliest Road!
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Katie Kearney is Engaged to Racecar Driver Cooper MacNeil
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Man With Giant Backpack Pranks People!
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Jaywalking Lady Flipping Off Drivers Walks Into A U-Haul Truck!
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Adventure
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Thong Thursdays!
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Kate Bock is Missing Soaking Up the Sun
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Dog Missing For Weeks Is So Happy To Meet Mom And Dad Again!
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Robbers Carrying Mace Get Defeated By Shop Clerk With A Giant Glass Bong!
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Head On Accident
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Nicole Kidman as Lucille Ball
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Urban Meyer’s Daughter Takes Shots at the Media After Her Dad Was Fired
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THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR SMOKERS!
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AMAZING GIFTS FOR AMAZING PEOPLE- CHECK IT OUT
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Charlize Theron’s Shopping – Not for her Dad
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Elle Fanning in a Photoshoots
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Sofia Vergara in Tight Jeans
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Lily Collins in Pantyhose
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Lauren Norvelle Photoshoot
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Ashley Benson’s in Jeans
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Rita Ora at an Event
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Lily Aldridge in a Photoshoot
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Gwen Stefani Performing in a Revealing Outfit Like she’s not 75
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Nude Scenes in Movies
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Elle Fanning Topless Scene
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Christmas Themed Dildo
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What is this CNN? Mother Joins Daughter in First Scene
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Body Karate
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Hot Reddit Amateur Cassie
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Cowgirl of the Day
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LICKING TOILETS!
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Mashup Madness Time
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Aussie Jewell is Naked
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Get this Girl Some Water and a Toilet
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Offending Nuns
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Scarlett Jones is a Tits Out Babysitter
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Hot Colombian Booty
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Color Coordinated Dildo Fuck
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The Jennifer Connelly
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Gripping the Dick
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Showing Off Her Socks
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Get HIGH for the CREAMPIE
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Holly Hanson’s Ginger Pussy
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Forest HUMP
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Bitches who Ride…
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Melody Clark and her Dildo…
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Traffic Stop Girl
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Lacross Star Sex Tape
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Arina Q in Heels…
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Amateur Anal
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Finger Fuck with Speed and Agility
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Crackhead Shit
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Educating a Spanish Virgin
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Amateur uses all the Holes
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Babe in Ribbons being Hot
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Masturbating Girl of Dreams
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Amateur Fuck
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Milf Spreads her Pussy
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Masturbating in Panties
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2021

Dec

Olivia Culpo Nipple of the Day

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I did a post on Olivia, Miss America, or Miss Rhodes Island, or Miss NFL Player Fucker, yesterday…

I don’t know much about her, but she plays a fashion influencer on the internet.

She makes a lot of money as a fashion influencer on the internet, so she’s brand friendly, mainstream, probably pushes huge amounts of sales like a Kardashian, because her audience is engaged…and through it all, sh’s often way to done up, way to instagram looking, but that’s what the people want, and by people I mean NFL players since she’s publicly dated 15 of them, before dabbling with a transgender back when she was dating the Jonas Brother, which is really when she hit the scene running and I first heard of her….but in her Jonas bros era, it was likely not a purity ring thing, more of an anal sex thing, where she was the one doing the penetrating…you know rich and famous people are weird, especially when they grew up amongst perverts in the industry.

The point of the story is that as Culpo makes millions, runs with rich people, in all the right party zones, gaming the fucking system…SHE has brought some NIPPLE to the social media and that’s fucking GREAT content production as far as I’m concerned.

She’s also humping what could be a dog or a pillow like some naughty vet who got into the business for all the wrong reasons….and has her tits out in that too because she’s the modern day hero we need…pretty hot stuff, I get why they all try to fuck her…

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2021

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Like you….the thong is FLAWED, one could say PERFECTLY flawed, because from the right angle, all you see is a huge ASSHOLE….not to say all these girls have huge assholes, just to say that you are a huge asshole…so as an asshole, with an asshole, into looking at asshole, because you’re progressive and WOKE and know that the other ORIFICES are off limits, especially now that you only have sex with transgenders who haven’t transitioned, they may not even be on female hormones, like that swimmer who has been in the news because he beats his female competitors by something like 15 minutes, when swimming is usually won in milliseconds….but who cares about that..you’re progressive and if the hair is long enough, the dress tight enough, the huge cock attached to the asshole becomes the hottest PUSSY ever…

Point of the story…I LIKE ASSHOLES….I LIKE THONGS….I LIKE ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS…and this is the PROOF of that.

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2021

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Ass of the Day

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When your dad doesn’t kill someone on set of some fake looking movie set, on a movie that I don’t even think actually existed, or that was even being produced, with a gun that was supposed to be a prop gun, yet was loaded, despite him not pulling the trigger, where some Russian camera person who only became a camera person in her 40s, apparently died….so maybe that’s why he doesn’t feel any guilt based on his weirdo interview!

The only natural thing to do with yourself is show the fans that you’re mourning, that you’re going through some dark times, like showing your big BOOTY SCULPT, because girl is big, just proportionate, so the booty is one that could TOWER over you….you know a “SIT ON MY FACE WITHOUT ACTUALLY NEEDING TO SIT”…..making grown men feel like MIDGETS who walk around SNIFFING ass like dog’s in the dog park…only the HUMAN version, you know AMAZON girl things…

I am a fan of Ireland Baldwin, her booty work, and what we’ll assume her slow takeover of popculture….REAL slow…it’s a marathon not a race..we can’t all MARRY Biebers like her cousin did to fast track it….

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2021

Dec

Grimes Panties of the Day

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Years ago, I posted pics of GRIMES’ tits and no one seemed to give a shit. She was living in Montreal, that’s where she got her start, and she was circulating her way through the party scene. I didn’t know her and I don’t feel like I really missed out on much not knowing her….but I did post a pic of her tits and no one seemed to give a shit, so why post her panty selfie now…

WELL, because she’s been knocked up by BOY WONDER, ELON MUSK, the richest man on earth and if that’s not taking your uterus to the financial top of the food chain, I don’t know what is…you know since he’s the richest man on earth.

That’s the kind of shit the do nothing sugar babies must cut themselves while getting their face injections to….HOW did they not pull off the masterful filling of their uterus with Satan’s love child….well, they weren’t weird hipsters with celebrity from trending self produced music I guess…you need these dudes to think you’re on a higher level than they are, it’s all gaming shit better than low level girls who think just having tits is enough!

Who cares, panty selfies, right…no matter how high level you pretend to be, and no matter how many billionaire babies you’ve had as part of some art project, you can still reduce yourself to new mom in her underwear selfie porn…LOOK AT THAT…

There’s been a lot of hype around ELON MUSK the last year, all the bros think he’s some savior, some AWAKE elite who beats to his own REBEL drum…but I am very fucking suspicious of anyone that rich being any mentor…or spirit guide to people who need these idols to get through life because they are GODLESS.

He pretends he’s vaccinated, doesn’t approve of forced vaccines, but then he’s got satelite, global internet and TECH to upload your brain to the cloud…SEEMS satanic to me…especially when you see everyone GROUPIE for him…

Why wouldn’t the people who helped create his billions of dollars, still have him in their back pocket, he’s got space contracts with governments, and I HIGHLY doubt he will save you…SAVE YOURSELF…TRUST NO ONE…

But he has saved GRIMES from having to ever make music again, child support with a billionaire…that shit is lucrative.

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2021

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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SHOW ME YOUR TITS….doesn’t get the same results as it used to get, especially in the grocery store….they call you a pervert, a toxic male, they get mad at you like you are some MONSTER….or BEN AFFLECK after saying his shitty marriage to WET NAPKIN of a woman Jennifer Garner led him to drink…which for some reason has outraged the blue haired of the internet…HOW DARE HE SAY HIS WIFE AND MOTHER OF HIS KIDS SUCKS SO HARD…because some shitty actress CAN’T BE a piece of shit….right…

Anyway, you can’t ask girls to show you their tits, there’s no real negotiating of showing tits anymore, they just voluntarily do it, trying to get you to see their tits, which is easier than getting yelled at them for asking to see their tits….

So on places like reddit, which is going PUBLIC next year, evaluated at 10-15 billion dollars, despite being 90 percent porn…they’ve made a game out of showing their tits…

So they go to the trouble of participating in the viral challenge…and YOU don’t even have to ask for their tits you don’t even have tp pay them for the tits…IS THIS REAL LIFE…or a magical WILLING TO SHOW THEIR TIT – TIT filled dream…

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2021

Dec

Victoria Beckham Lifts of the Day

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Skinny as shit Victoria Beckham, who is old as shit, with grown kids who have left her an Empty Nester like RICHARD MULLIGAN…yes, I used to watch EMPTY NEST, I don’t know why, it was an era without cable or options….I sort of got sucked in….and as a Golden Girls fan, there was little I could do to resist the spinoff….but this isn’t about 80s sitcoms…It’s about a power lifting from what I just assumed was an emaciated Spice Girl on a diet pill and diet coke diet….the THINSPIRATION to all is now trying to get some muscle mass…and is looking good doing it, which makes sense, since she was the hottest of the SPICE girls…even if you were into MEL B’s “IF YOU WANT TO BE MY LOVER” hard nips.

I don’t know where I am going with this CROSS FIT pose, is that a SNATCH….or a mom snatch doing a snatch…WHO knows…but I like her shape.

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2021

Dec

Lais Ribeiro Wet of the Day

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Lais Riberio is the single mom who miraculously said “I am hot, so I will just casually move to America and become a Victoria’s Secret model”…because you know, that’s how it works….LOL…

There’s about 10,000 or more, probably more, American born and raised hot chicks would DIE to have a million dollar contract with the UNDERWEAR CARTEL…but now…THEY OUTSOURCE that shit….WHY IS THAT? I wonder…

In being a Victoria’s Secret Model, who was also a TEEN MOM, she’s got some rockin’ tits, rockin body and I guess that’s all you need to leave your country, land a work visa, get a million dollar contract, all while being some uneducated TEEN mom….where there’s a will, there’s a way and if you’re a hot chick, there’s likely rich pervert dudes eager to make money off you…

I don’t know her origin story, but it makes you wonder doesn’t it…or are you just into looking at the bikini body….even if it’s older and damaged goods.

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2021

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I don’t want to be COVID all the fucking time, but it has been the biggest roadblock in our perceived freedoms in my lifetime, so it’s kinda always hanging over us…

With this new variant that some people are calling the common cold negatively impacting the vaccinated now that they have no immune system, as was predicted by reputable doctors before the vaccines even rolled out…but that no one listened to…you know VACCINE AIDS…just get more vaccines to cure the VACCINE issues…because if something doesn’t work, take more of it.

That’s basically my approach, keep doing the meaningless posts that no one gives a fuck about, and consistently get the same shitty no money results…DO MORE POSTS…instead of just one POST per day, because burning out your brain, fingers writing this shit, will MAKE all your dreams come true, only it never does…just a chasing a dream instead…

Not that I have dreams, I’m not a fag…I mean I have actual dreams every night on some higher level of weirdness, but not bullshit career oriented dreams…that shit’s empty…BUT it would be nice if I got paid millions of dollars to do this, instead of dog shit, cuz I can buy a lot of dumb shit with millions of dollars…IMAGINE the trolls we could do..

ANyway, with the new variant, they are trying to end travel here in Canada…NO SUNNY DESTINATION for you…but luckily girls who are into TANLINES, are really into tanlines and will find a way to deliver the tanlines….CUZ THEY HIGHLIGHT THE GOOD PARTS…

I don’t know about you, but I love tanlines..

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