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2021

05

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

If we’re going to live in a policed state, let’s at least mandate the slutty, instead of making it optional, because we may have 80 percent of women living their best slut life, but we want 100 percent of them being sluts, you know one slut doesn’t work, unless you slut too…or some shit.

So as the WORLD, the ENTIRE world is pushing these passports to conduct business, to be normal, to live, to work….they are missing the fucking point….but I guess they know when everyone is starving from the food shortages and financial collapse…that they’ll get 100 percent of women slutty…you know that’s when it will be mandated….

So as the WORLD, the ENTIRE world starts to collapse, remember….the SEX work will continue, get more prolific, so you won’t just be owning nothing and being happy, I mean I own nothing already and it’s great, but you’ll live out life in your pod eating bugs, probably sedated, but if not, definitely allowed to jerk off all day and night as they watch you…which they already are, but it’ll be be more organized, you know SYSTEMIC….

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2021

05

Nov

Brie Larson Ass of the Day

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Brie Larson is way too fucking hyped and I think it’s a prime example of how the media lies to us about basically everything.

I know her fan boys are blinded by her or how they marketed her, and they may even think her small and boring ass doing fitness as it likely does everyday because she’s got a career as a shitty comic character in shitty movies made for CHINA…because that’s where they placed her when they decided to let her win the OSCAR.

They need the big pay day ticket items, and she just happens to be the one of the era, but never before has it been so obvious that the system is fucking rigged, because even with all her money, access, and celebrity…she feels like that desperate attention seeking bottom feeder she was before the Oscar…releasing pop songs, doing shitty movies, just being shitty.

She’s pretty old now, which is probably why she doubles down on the fitness, all while remaining totally unimpressive…

If you look at her with a clear mind – you’ll see the lie right in front of you…or you can just look at her ass and appreciate the skinny musculature of it..which is really why I am posting it…IT IS ABOUT THE ASS not the ASSHOLE who OWNS the ass…

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2021

05

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog butts are a post, that may be all you need to know at least about frog butts….

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2021

05

Nov

Charlotte Lawrence Got Her Tit Out of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is the daughter of Bill Lawrence and Kate from Drew Carey, who if you’ve seen her recently, has totally mangled herself in some botched plastic surgeries because everyone’s trying to stay hot and young even when they’re too old for that shit and should be baking cookies or other old lady shit they just won’t accept and give into because they are rich and don’t have to.

Anyway, her dad Bill Lawrence who has been involved in a bunch of shitty sitcoms is the guy behind that Jason Sudeikis Ted Lasso show that looks like a pile of shit, but I hate Jason Sudeikis and everything he fucking does, so I’m baised…

I will say that on the Canadian streaming platform I have a login for, posted up “HEAD OF THE CLASS” the new class, which for other OLD FUCKS out there, you may remember the original HEAD OF THE CLASS about a bunch of nerds in the 80s….well, if you could imagine that show now, in this era of woke and genderless, you can imagine how fucking bad it could be……well, I wanted 10 minutes of it, because nostalgia, I mean 80s sitcoms are my upbringing on some level, well, it’s far fucking worse than you’d expect it to be…but that doesn’t mean he didn’t get paid or that his daughter who pretends to be a singer or influencer or some other shit that should translate “my parents are rich and famous in hollywood”….and this is some shoot she’s doing..

Disclaimer, Charlotte Lawrence has written me mean emails to remove her content in the past, so this one’s for her, fucking hater…

HATE IS A TWO WAY STREET…but I wouldn’t waste my time hating a hot rich chick, if anything I’d encourage her to partner up with me, or at least throw some money my way like the homeless beggar in the bus shelter, but rather on the internet….THE INTERNET HOMELESS MAN…that’s me.

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2021

05

Nov

Ariana Grande Titty Top of the Day

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Here’s some Ariana Grande – an industry vixen who sold her soul a while ago and who has enough blood on her hands, or next to her hands, to prove that…..from concert attacks to dead exes who were covered in demonic tattoos…it jsut sort of paints a different story than we are told..

She’s a huge star, who has been recorded saying that she hates America and that Americans are disgusting, even though she’s American and got rich because of America….and thanks to the media not cancelling her, she still exists…she’s one of their own…uncancelable.

Anyway, she’s finally LET her hair down, I have fucking hated her high pony tail pretty much her entire career…and thus I’ve hated her the entire career that I know of…she’s just some annoying midget…

BUT TODAY…something is different, hair down, slutty shirt, side tit out and looking better than she ever has….

I have a feeling this isn’t even Ariana Grande, but I have facial recognition issues, it’s my kind of autism so I can’t be sure…..but if it is…keep up the good work because this is all that really needs to be done to matter and it probably wasn’t that hard to pull off really…it’s basically just a fucking selfie…lazy fucks.

The point of this post is to say when you scrub down Ariana Grande and get that shitty spray town off her, coupled with letting her hair down, and MOST importantly putting her in a weird cut-out shirt that shows half a tit…the premise of all the great teen movies of the 90s…..TURN a shitty bitch hot….the things that matter in life…

She looks actually hot…and that’s important…maybe she’s finally bringing her real self out after she compartmentalized it due to the trauma of being violated by an evil industry at a young age, you know selling your soul for fame, so she left the “old her” behind….creating the alter ego we know and hate….it’s called dissociative disorder, look it up.

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2021

05

Nov

Olivia Jade Satanic of the Day

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In my Halloween Round-Up that’s taken me a week because I don’t actually give a fuck about doing celebrity Halloween round-ups, even though I should, but instead like to give each costume it’s own time to shine…

We’re also living in an era of too many sluts, not enough time, coupled with me being old as shit, slow as shit and not really interested in any of this, since our society as we know it is collapsing thanks to all these brainwashed idiots….

But I’ll get to it when I get to it DAD…

So here’s Aunt Becky’s kid, who is best known for her other costume, as a CREW team member on the ROWING CLUB where she was so good at the rowing, it got her into college, not on a scholarship, but at a price because her parents bribed them…a rower so talented she got her parents sent to fucking prison….

Anyway, she’s a naughter naughty devil daughter, in a pretty boring pic, but you know lingerie, fishnets, slutty handjob gloves all worth looking at, even though the DEVIL is hard at work in our current life, thanks to those brainwashed idiots I previously mentioned.

Maybe it’s a tribute to her overlord, or the overlord of LA, but I’ll assume she’s too vapid to know about any of that.

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2021

05

Nov

Maddie Ziegler Panties of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is the now hot dancer from a child reality show that should have never happened, finally 18 and able to sexualize herself, because where I’m sitting when you post pant-less pics, even when pretending it’s for fashion, it’s smut first and concept after…

I don’t know if they have people in her ear telling her what to do, or if she waited until 18 to be her true pant-less self, because all the other kids are doing it…you know HIVE MIND shit that is less annoying than reading woke idiots pushing their nonsense on the people…

I just know that she’s pretty fucking hot and I appreciate her dipping a toy into pervert shit, but maybe we’ll get more close-up ass shots down the line, she’s still young, there’s still time, since pant-less pics not showing full ass are a fucking scam….but I guess everything’s a scam so at least she’s doing it.

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2021

05

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties are panties too.

I don’t think there’s really a protest against full back panties anymore, not just because these girls are showing off their full back panties….but because at the level of perversion we are at in the world right now, everything goes…

I mean dudes are cutting their dicks off and putting other dicks inside their inverted dicks, like some kind of dick glove they are calling a vagine….THE PANTIES are the least of our concern…

But there was a time when the full back panty was shamed like a fat girl before the body shaming thing went viral, or I guess shamed like someone who is cancelled for making rape jokes on twitter, since people forget real life happens off of the internet..

Clearly, that time is no more, because bitches need underwear for content and that’s what’s going on here.

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2021

05

Nov

Loren Gray Slutty of the Day

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You could argue the TikTok is so good that it must be fucking bad, not that I think TikTok is good, I’ve been against it from the start, because I know that it’s owned by people who aren’t known to be the most ethical when it comes to tracking information and I guess manipulating that information…since they are the most advanced in AI, and AI is evil…

I know that people are excited when they go viral, which is what TikTok has over IG, an easier way to find an audience…

I know that people love the content that they are shown, it is designed that way, and I know that the content is better than the bullshit on IG, but it’s ALL fucking bad and destroying the youth, which I guess is what they want….why have goals, dreams, ambitions, when you can dance awkwardly and get rich from it, or at least find dudes to pay you for nudes.

Anyway, the TIKTOK system brought us this girl, she’s got millions of followers, one of the top performers on their platform, and I have a feeling she may not actually be a human, but rather just AI, it’d be easy to fake with the technology out there and even if she was born human, we’ll assume she’s not real anyway, since nothing is.

Here’s another look…

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2021

05

Nov

Weirdest Propaganda Yet of the Day

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I saw this shit earlier today but it seems to have been released about a week ago. I just avoid the mainstream media where this kind of thing would be shows because it all seems like a very bad parody.

I am not too sure when mainstream news became an episode of SNL, but actually comedic, since SNL is real fucking propaganda shit, but yeah…when I see this kind of thing I have to wonder.

It’s posted to an account called “UROLOGISTS FOR VACCCINATION EDUCATION”….which sounds like some organization that was given a lot of money to do things like this…with weird fucking actors and a high production value..

The issue is that it’s a tribute to boners, saying that COVID causes boner issues, so just get vaccinated, you know, do it for your dick…

The punchline “I’d cut my dick off to not fuck with getting boners so get the shot”…

What a fucking insane world we live in….and we don’t need to go into reasons why…I just know this is evidence of desperation.

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SHIT…THEY ARE USING YOUR DICK AGAINST YOU!

THEY WILL TRY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING and obviously this is a sign of pure desperation as they roll out these mandates that make zero sense and have no regard to personal freedoms and total regard for medical control from the state….SCARY shit….

Oh and if you get the shot, you have the same SPIKEYS in the shot as in COVID, only the shot teaches your body to make it, when COVID teaches your body to fight it….so I would assume the shot will fuck your boner up as hard as COVID, so I’d argue that you’re probably more likely to get ED from taking it than not, since you’re injected it into you, instead of catching it by mucus off public bathroom floors at the porn convention…..and in both cases, it’s probably the rarest side effect of COVID…anyway…fuck em all and their nonsense…

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