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2021

08

Nov

Josie Canseco Nipples of the Day

Josie Canseoc may have a bit of that instagram filter face with the too much make-up, too much cheek, too much lip….but that’s what they consider to be hot, so who am I to go against the grain….

Sure, I’m here hoping for natural beauty being celebrated, because I am not into the cookie-cutter girls with the same fucking look….which as someone with facial recognition blindness means all I see is unnatural shine of the face being stretched out by fillers….

So Josie who is hotter than a Kardashian, looks like Bella Thorne, Tana Mongeau, Kylie Jenner, and most rich white ladies over the age of 60 holding onto the dream.

I see the same thing in person everywhere I go…it is out of hand and it is too bad because someone like Josie is hot without that shit…if anything it just ruins her.

Her shirt is mesh, her nipples placed up high on the tit, I am into this energy….you know the daughter of a hooters girl hybrid with a sports star…makes greatness!

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2021

08

Nov

Heidi Klum Panty Flash of the Day

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Heidi Klum may not make sense to you. She may even be an argument for Eugenics, assuming that she’s a product of selective breeding during the Nazi era of Eugenics, you know before this modern era of Eugenics..of spreading the seed to create the master race according to these god complex freaks…

She’s old as shit, has been banged out by some big SEAL dick, not in a fucking the marine mammal at the aquarium Seal, not even taking train from the Navy SEALS, but KISSED BY A ROSE SEAL, who along with a Scar Face from Polio or Lupus, has a dick bigger than an arm….I KNOW…because she’s a GERMAN and they are into being shit on and stretched out on massive phallus shaped things…OBVIOUSLY…..plus she’s had a lot of kids so if you want to touch the walls of her vagina, you best be packing heat…

So despite the kids, the cock, her age, she’s managed to maintain what looks like a tight package, even in this panty flash, I’m not seeing her MEATINESS exploding out of her panty…..and that’s a win….

Then again, she’s a tall model, so what looks like a tight package, may be a 6 and half food 200 pound body that’s just nice and proportional…not that I care…I’m here for the panties…and ideally the drippings….she should sell that like these other celebs sell bullshit no one needs…direct to consumer….I’d drink it.

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2021

08

Nov

Lourdes Leon vs Make-Up of the Day

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I don’t know what Madonna’s daughter is doing in this shoot, but she’s wearing a pair of moon boots like it was still the 80s, or the 00s when they made a comeback, but now the 2020s where big old dumb boots are made hot again….

More importantly, she’s in some club raver gear that may be a g-string, you know cuz party girls gotta party yo.

She’s got her solid tan thanks to being part South American, not all of her is a Satanist popstar….

I don’t really know what she’s doing looking like a stripper, or an influencer, or a Kardashian…but her caption is that her pussy is exotic and she just gave him head…so thems some post dick sucking licks by her own description….even though something tells me she didn’t just give anyone head…she’s just being a rich kid following the gift of being the daughter of a super famous puppet and thus able to do their own thing as if they are talented enough to do their own thing because of who their mom is…you know KATE HUDSON shit…keep the scam going generationally.

I think she’s hot, even though this look is the tranny influencer look I can’t stand on social media….face filter in…

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2021

08

Nov

The Best TikTok Has to Offer of the Day

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This is a video that was sent to me from my only friend, because I don’t do the whole “Knowing people” thing, it gets in the way of my staring at the wall, plus people are needy, annoying and don’t really understand what’s up….so fuck em…

But yeah, I was sent this video of a collaboration of people discussing the clitoris in a comedic way….because the CLIT is not all serious business….

I thought to myself, we can unite when it comes to clits, or coming on clits, but we can’t come together on other ideologies, pretty terrible….

We need more people like these clit trolls, while trolling on the internet is still legal…

So yeah, I hate people and I hate TIKTOK for tracking and brainwashing the world, but I like this….and it brings us hope.

I guess it’s not that great, but good enough, if you just lower your expectations, you’ll LOVE it.

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2021

08

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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I am going to assume that this AUTUMN MIST MILF being funny with her pumpkins took this picture before Halloween to get into the spirit the right way. I am a big fan of the slutty or cheeky ladies pretending anything is their tits.

I get that it’s pretty moronic like the elementary school games that Jimmy Fallon has been commissioned to push onto the mainstream to keep them half retarded and child-like, so that the evil regime can manipulate people more easily…..I mean any grown person into watching pin the tail on the Donkey, musical chairs or some other shit, unless they’re a creepy school teacher or bus driver who are way too into kids that they’ve made a career out of it, or other perverts, is pretty dumb…

BUT….a lady pretending anything, from produce to blown up balloons, to beach balls, or even tennis balls are her tits to make a joke…GENIUS…without having to be an actual genius…

Anyway, I am assuming that all the mainstream moms out there, not too sure how mainstream nude modeling is for moms, maybe it’s still edgy and for the fun ones….but assuming it is mainstream. than I am shocked her house isn’t deocrated for X-Mas like the local TARGET because middle of the road people, do middle of the road things, like buy shit they don’t need 2 months in advance and not even because of supply chain issues, but because they are manipulated by consumerism…

I love Christmas…and think about it every day of the year…but seeing all these suburbanites decorating their shit now…is just too much of a department store hustle that all I see is trash…

SO KEEP THE PUMPKINS going until THANKSGIVING fools, and here are a bunch of self proclaimed MILFs doing MILF shit that is hotter now that MILFS are 20 years younger than me….because there was a time I was scared of MILFs…NO MORE….I HAVE OVERCOME!

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2021

08

Nov

EmRata Topless Smoking of the Day

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Crowd Favorite EmRata is the kind of starlet that I try not to post about, you know leave her alone on her pile of money to raise her kid with her husband who reminds me of the character in the non-Jim Carrey mask….

BUT SHE HAS HER BOOB OUT…

It’s one of those, if you don’t want a pervert who loves tits to talk about your tits, you probably shouldn’t make them viral on the internet, cuz I can’t help myself…

The now older model has definitely solidified herself as some kind of icon. It could have been luck, it could have been timing, it could have been a series of risky decisions that panned out, it could have been being naked in a very famous music video, but they argue that there were 2 other girls in that video who weren’t Emrata, that no one even remembers….meaning there COULD be a star power here….or just hot tits that are willing to be shared with the world in an artsy way, you can be mainstream and porn at the same fucking time….

So whether you think being hot, half naked on the internet is a talent, or skill….or not…that doesn’t take away from her doing it, having the right hustle and making millions with it….

She’s clearly one of the best at this, she’s inspired so many other girls to take their shot at it…so these tits have allowed you to see even more tits….

Now her whole woke thing, activism thing, is always going to be a downer, but she has a brand to protect, not just EMRATA the personal brand with the influencer deals, but an actual brand, because she knows that smart influencers create their product lines…direct to consumer cash printing….

I was one of the first sites to appreciate the tits 10 years ago and I still appreciate her tits, so here are her tits…some of the best tits instagram has given you….now they’ve been milk filled tits and emptied and still have their shape…which is further proof that they are talent.

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2021

08

Nov

Camila Mendes Topless of the Day

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Camila Mendes is the “woke” version of a Veronica from the Archie Comics, because I guess the Archie Comics of the 60s were racist, and didn’t give the Hispanic crowd something to look up to…

So when they went to the drawing board of people NEEDING people who look like them to be cast in shit to feel like they matter, which is the dumbest concept out there…

You may not know this, but you can look up to anyone you choose to look up to regardless of their skin color….

I mean I know so many white meth addicts from the 90s who thought they were hip hop stars, you know straight from the hood despite not being what the media wants the people to think the hood looks like….

You can look up to people regardless of their color, I mean just look at everyone who idolizes the Kardashians as if they are some kind of GOD because they’ve hypnotized you fucks….and they are some weird shade of shit color…where Black, White, Trans, Mexican, Hispanic, Asian can all look at her and be like “I am going to do my best impression of her”…

You don’t need a black Kim K, a white Kim K, an Asian Kim K, we just need the one to identify the soulless idiots of the world….

SO yeah, I don’t think GAY people need to play GAY characters, I don’t think TRANS people need to play TRANS characters, I don’t think Black people need to play Black Characters….like who gives a fuck….diversity hires are idiotic…

So, I’ve read Archie Comics as a kid, and their casting of Veronica was totally uninpsired, seemed like a lazy diversity hire, which would make sense because if you’ve seen RIVERDALE you’ll know it’s a lazy fucking show….the writing is just so bad, and not in an ironic way, in a they don’t give a fuck about their audience way!

So the good news is that FAME has been good to Mendes, because she’s finally looking hotter than she did when she first surfaced and that is important….

I don’t know if it’s fitness, or procedures, I just know she’s hotter now than she was and I still wouldn’t cast her as a Veronica…she just doesn’t have that energy, but I guess since it’s a shitty show, it’s ok.

She’s topless in this shoot, but not showing her tits, which should make you hate her more than her casting as Veronica on a show you don’t watch, because that’s just MEAN spirited, especially in an era of everyone showing their tits…it seems like this is just mean spirited.

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2021

08

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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How about some MILKY boobs to celebrate the natural being created in the image of God….whatever that means to you, may be different to what it means to me, but ultimately, when they try to get you to worship trashy celebrities, or personalities, or rich people who created uninspiring companies, that just pray on the average person….you know they are trying to make you forget how divine our existence is….

We are made from nature, from the natural world, with this terminal illness that is life, but that shouldn’t be seen as a terminal illness, but rather as an opportunity to not get too caught up in the evil consumerism society they’ve thrown us into….this “AR” that isn’t quit the METAVERSE yet, but that people treat as if it is….

So when you see a woman with her tits out, lactating, capable of feeding her offspring, now that the chemicals in the foods, meds, water, air still allow them to have offspring….

I have traditionally not been into moms, but I’ve always been into moms pulling milk filled tits out in public, because if I can see a tit without paying a cover charge, it’s a win…

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2021

08

Nov

Hot Weigh In and Other Videos of the Day

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Maskless Bros are the Heroes…MASKS ARE NOT NORMAL AND DO NOT WORK…it dosn’t make you a bigot, racist, hick, trumper, Q-Anon to know MASKS are dumb fuck

Wife Material….

Dog Won’t Leave Truck

Husbans and Wife Pranking People in Halloween Mask…

Lettuce Eating Challenge

Travis Scott Chanting at Dying Fans….

Are trees racist?

Happy Monday Tits!

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2021

08

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you didn’t believe that pop culture is run by a lot of satanists, then you have no choice but to believe it now…

Whether you believe in Satan or not, they have made it absolutely impossible for you to not see their ritualistic sacrifices to their god, who ain’t my god….

Obviously, I am talking about this Travis Scott bullshit that I have seen enough coverage from enough people from the time it happened until this morning, and everything about it screams ritual or sacrifice like they aren’t even trying to hide it.

They say that people rushed the concert and rushed the stage crushing people, which is possible…but they’ve also been saying that people were out there injected people with fentanyl, which seems pretty bullshit….then there’s the idea that it was a bunch of fully vaccinated young people all worked up and maybe they didn’t realize they had that heart inflammation the vaccine gives some young people….some people are saying there were 100 deaths, they are only reporting 8….one girl climbed the camera tower and the camera guy kicked her off….and the entire show, Travis Scott, who is a Kardashian puppet, was trying to get the audience more charged…

There’s one clip of the concert where he’s doing some weird fucking chant, while someone below him was fucking dying….

It’s not really all that crazy of a concept, but I know that Woodstock 99 had 2 deaths, and MJ concert in a Communist Country at the end of Communism had maybe 10-15 deaths….

So even without all the satanic images, the creepy song titles, “See you on the other side”….the fact that there was some “tunnel” graphic on stage, or that they riled these motherfuckers up as they were trampling each other out….it is definitely more than just a typical concert accident…

Stop supporting pop music…they are all evil…or possessed by evil because it’s part of the job…

Even Kanye who pretends to be awake and who people who are awake think is awake….or some kind of religious being is still a fucking Kardashian and I have a hard time believing his fake church services with Marilyn Manson are really legitimately for Jesus, but rather some other motherfucker…but an empty generation of people, medicated, godless and confused are pretty easy to sway to the dark side, or I guess in the Travis Scott concert situation, to sacrifice to the dark side….

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning at 1 pm….daylight savings’ makes me sleepy….

Paris Hilton Got Some Camera Time on Sunday Night Football
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Elle Fanning’s Night Out!
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Nude Model Amazing on a Ledge
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UFC Fighter Maryna Moroz Blows Off Stripper Comments After She Shares a Video of Herself Dancing in a Short Skirt
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Kylie and Travis Scott Pretend They Care About the Deaths at his Shit Concert
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Man Does Tom and Jerry Invisible Mouse Drinking Milk Trick
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Chicken Steals Dog Food
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This Girl has 3 Minutes of Memory
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Nude Model Riding a Horse
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni Had to Be Held Back From Confronting a Fan Who Threw Flowers at Him Following Sunday’s Loss
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Get Your Cam Sluts – Get Your Cam Sluts
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