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2021

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Someone told me that the Trumpers and the far right is going to be the fall of the world obviously because of Virginia going RED because people want to protect their kids…and I laughed for a few reasons…

The first being that we are in Canada and already compromised, so who the fuck cares about America at this point, we’ve got our own issues that are far worse because we don’t have the Trumpers or Far Right to defend our freedoms since everyone is a complicit fuck…no wonder Americans have such fucking egos, everyone is obsessed with them…

The second being that Trump isn’t the President and raging at last year’s problems is not a progressive way to move forward, you should instead look at the fucking people running shit now and worry about those motherfuckers…and maybe the other INSANE shit they are trying to push on us….

The third being that the no “leader” is an actual leader, they are all compromised which is why they are in politics to begin with…..so to think one person who was in office represents all that is bad in the world is some Hollywood Brainwashing shit….I mean when the one person you’re worried about is golfing in Florida as I write this….he’s probably not the evil you’re looking for, maybe the evil used him to push their plan, but he’s hardly the fucking problem.

MOST IMPORTANTLY….what they call the “far right” are the people trying to save the fucking world against the far left woke agenda that is fucking clown world…and going to be end of civilization….you know they respect the constitution that you were given to protect your freedom and your self governing right….while the other side is faking white supremacist events to blame on the far right.

So choose your poison, all sides are bad, because they are a distraction from the real enemy, which is one group trying to divide people so they can fight amongst themselves…So hating TRUMP or the “far right” is just bullshit propaganda to prevent you from uniting and hating the real EVIL that’s coming after you…and after your kids….

It’s clear to see the side that is worse right now…if you had to choose sides….but I always suggest choosing FREEDOM….choosing personal freedoms….choosing personal civil rights….choosing less overlords….less taxes…less baby sitting on my ass cuz I’m not lubed up or into getting aids….

My anus is my ancestors anus…meaning this asshole has lived before….and knows better…

HERE ARE SOME MORNING LINKS…

Delilah Belle Hamlin Got Heavily Fucked Up by the Covid Shot – Holy Shit – Glad She’s Speaking Out…MORE PEOPLE NEED TO SPEAK OUT.
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Packers QB Aaron Rodgers Will Miss Sunday’s Game Against the Chiefs After Testing Positive for COVID-19
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Nude Models Look Like they Are on Mars!
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5 Close Calls
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Baker Mayfield’s Wife Shows Love to Fans Who Take the Blame Off of the Browns QB
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The Man with the World Record Coke Bottle Collection
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How Delta Fixes Jet Engines
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They are blaming Disgruntled Crew for Putting Live Rounds on Set of Rust – SOUNDS LIKE A FALSE FLAG TO ME – Show Me the BODY
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Nude Model Vita Mir
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Dude is Way too Excited About his Kia
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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Note to self….as long as you have a vagina, you’ll be fine in the apocalypse…..

Maybe that’s why there’s so many transgenders surfacing….they are just following their instinct of what’s to come in this POST COVID world….you know them SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES and INFLATION may demand for some dick sucking for survival….you know like how an animal knows you are watching it…a sixth sense in your dna, maybe programmed into you from your ancestors, so when shit hits the fan, you go into turning your dick into a vagina so you can whore yourself to the highest bidder….you know nothing wrong with being the fuck slut to a billionaire will be luxurious..while everyone else is out there eating bugs……Maybe they’re onto something….

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Bella Throne Teases New Music!
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Paige VanZant’s Thong Booty!
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Lourdes Leon’s Very Short Skirt!
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Alex Daddario’s Busty Yoga Show
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Elizabeth Grace Nipple Pokies!
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Girl’s High Jump Fail
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Biker Puts Driver on a Tim Out
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15 craziest Coincidencs Caught on Camera
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2022 Social Justice Kitten Calendar
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The LVMPD Announced That They’re Charging Raiders WR Henry Ruggs III With DUI Resulting in Death
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Alexis Ren’s Racy Halloween Costume…
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Bebe Rexha Doing her Best Britney!
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Boston Dynamics Robots Do The “Spot Me Up” Dance!
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Two Girls Trapped in a Fire Jump from a Building
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Carlos Santana selling stunning Hawaii home
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Instagram Model Terann Hilow Shows Support for the Astros in Thong
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Minivan VS Motorcycle
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Hilaria Baldwin criticized after ‘tasteless’ IG post
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Russell Westbrook Had One of the Worst Missed Shots of All-Time
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Toronto Raptors Mascot Ends Up Eating A Cheerleader!
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Shiba Dog That Serves Tobacco In Japan!
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Clean Feet
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Sitting with Strangers
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Son Almost Hits a Cop Car…
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Not Alone on the Road
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Kim K in a Silver
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Taylor Brumann – in Playboy – Surf’s Up
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In Case You Missed It – Kelly Kelly in Orang Lingerie
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Holy Grail Steak Brings the Steaks
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Big Tit Selena Gomez on Set
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Lily Rose Depp in Tight Pants
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Hailee Steinfeld in Dress
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Kim Kardashian in a Leather Dress
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Bella Hadid Walkin’
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Rita Ora in a Tight Dress
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Johnny Sequoyah at a Premiere
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Demi Moore Cleavage
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26 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Stairs vs Tits!
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Big Suction Time
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Spin to Win!
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Short Skirt Dildo Time
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101 Asian Stripper Tricks
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Big Toy Crotchless Time
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Slutty Wives!
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Shooting to the Stars…
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Stormi Maya and her Boobs!
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Wand Down Time
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Dick in Crazy Ass
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Squirting Herself
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What’s Up Japan
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Big Dildo Girl
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Athletes Having a Shitty Day
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Amateur Anal….
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Bath Time Pee Time
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Animals Hate Us
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Slutty Secretaries
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Hosing it Down
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The Devil in Slutty Jones
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Masturbating Girl….
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2021

Nov

Lily Mo Sheen Roller Girl of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is Kate Beckinsale’s daughter, who looks a little too much like her dad Charlie Sheen and not enough like her vampire mother who doesn’t age, but she’s done a handful of slutty content that lawyers have reached out to me to remove…so you know she’s a current generation, porn loving, smut producing pervert…and that makes her fun…

This is her, not quite as hot as Kate Beckinsale, doing her Heather Graham from Boogie Nights, in some leotard outfit and knee sock and it’s pretty hot….

So all you Kate Beckinsale perverts, and I know you’re out there, this came out ofher vagina and by that association alone should be something you’d be into…whether it is dressed this good or not…

Oh, memories of Heather Graham in Boogie Nights…what an iconic role in FILM HISTORY..Lily Mo not quite as impressive, but she’s trying and for a spoiled rich kid, that’s saying a lot, because they don’t try anything….it’s sort of just given to them.

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2021

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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In the event you feel like you’ve been lied to by Science over the last 18-20 months, you’re probably right, but who am I to tall you that you’re right, I mean these are things people need to come to terms with on their own. You know the process of evil corporations owning basically entire systems is a terrifying concept and probably better to just passively bow down and let them have their way with you, some people have rape fantasies, who knows, maybe they’ll like it, I mean they seem to fucking like it….love it…live for it…let em, even if they are contributing to the fall of fucking society.

So yeah, Science has been bastardized by the media and social media, to push some storylines that may or may not be real, and a big bulk of people hopped on board because they confused body autonomy with political parties or not being woke enough….

I will say that there is still merit to science, if you approach each hypothesis as you are supposed to approach it, like it is a theory not fact and that you should challenge it to try to break the theory, to strengthen it….

So people and their vaccine nonsense, or with their covid nonsense, or their social distancing nonsense….trying to fight remedies outside of the agenda….including NATURAL IMMUNITY…WHICH IS INSANE…because facts are fucking facts…and when you’re being lied to and presented with conflicting facts…they are no longer facts…

ANYWAY…Science says that the waist to hip ratio is what men are attracted to, because it represents actual WOMEN, and in an era of TRANS people being thrown on us in a weird and freakish way, they’re even saying if you don’t fuck a tranny, vaccinaeted or not, you are a transphobe…making it a hate crime to not want to fuck a man who pretends he’s a woman…fucking NUTTY

I believe in science, I believe in facts, I believe in the Ratio….Here are girls and their ratio…Real women…potentially real women…WHAT A CONCEPT! I’m so old school.

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2021

Nov

Rita Ora Nude Bra of the Day

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Rita Ora has big tits and I guess this is her suffocating those big tits in a sporty top that in another era would have suffocated the tits in the worst way….but in this era of athletic leisure-wear, they’ve figured out how to make them worth jerking off to. A huge advancement in society…if you can make shit worth jerking off to…it could end up being popular, make people tons of money, maybe we’ll even let it pretend it is a popstar instead of just a set of big Balkan titties…

Anyone who knows who Rita Ora is, knows she’s really just a set of tits, above all, tits….but she pretends to be famous, important, relevant by going to all the events…but that’s all superficial shit…THE tits is the source code to why she exists….

This bra-top may be see through…in the event you don’t have eyes.

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2021

Nov

Olivia Culpo Pussy of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is one of those “New Rich” idiots. You may know one of them in your everyday life, but you probably don’t, they are a specific breed of literal dicksuckers….

I have been in “new rich” idiot houses that they try to set up like they are hotels, where they have things like “candy shops” within their kitchen pantry, that feature all the top candy you can buy at COSTCO, to make you feel like you’ve got a candy shop in your cupboard…

For some reason, this is seen as a sign of success, because everyone is the same fucking loser chasing the same things. That’s how trends happen, how artists get rich, they just sell the same idiot the same thing by telling them this is how the rich live and they scramble accordingly…

I am not a fan of CULPO, but she puts in the work to be that influencer that she has imagined or created herself to be. She is paid highly to live a life that other ladies subscribe so that she can help sell products. She’s figured out the loophole, or the matrix, or the method to the program that shouldn’t be too hard to figure out since the general audience is an idiot…..but she knows how to curate her shit and part of that is showing off her shit, like her candy drawer to make you envious of her stockpile of candy she’ll get to eat during the great collapse of society we are facing….but luckily she’s got tits and a hole so can whore herself into the new satanic world we are headed towards thanks to all this woke shit…not that she hasn’t been practicing with everyone in the woke NFL and a Jonas brother or two..

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2021

Nov

Courtney Stodden Nude of the Day

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Courtney Stodden and her massive and silly breast implants that were totally unnecessary, but that was a product of the times, she was tabloid fodder when tabloid fodder mattered, when it went viral, before it became instagram everything and the tabloid fodder because people desperately trying to be tabloid fodder, if anything they were competing to be tabloid fodder…”IF ONLY THE TABLOIDS FEATURED ME”….you know Kardashian Dreams…all these low levels have…

Which means that Stodden, who may have made a few missteps along the way, some that we’ve been able to jerk off to….from sex tapes with legit porn companies..to other bottom feeder moves in efforts to maintain her position as tabloid fodder….but I have been a fan of this TEEN bride all along…

I guess we all make missteps, mine was about 10 years ago when I got invited to the Stodden Halloween party by her PR guy, which I didn’t run to the dumpster to collect cans to buy myself a flight to get to, even though it would have been a lucrative and erotic panty raid when no one noticed me at the event, since no one notices me anywhere…

I have hope for more Stodden and this nude selfie is a start, you know showing off the designer bags to let you know she may not be relevant anymore, but she’s still rich enough for 1000 dollar bagss…you peasants..

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2021

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are Romance…and I fucking love Romance…even though Romance is dead and everything has become graphic, instant gratification clickbait nonsense, why give a build up, a story, build the characters, make us care, make us feel any emotion when they can just throw us the throat fucking…

But tight pants…they are my version of romance, mainly because I have a romantic relationship with every single pair of tight pants that I see….you know, first I playfully exchange glances with the tight pants, once our eyes lock, I gingerly lick my lips, love songs blasting inside my head, knowing that it’s no one else can hear the songs, I do my best rendition, hoping the tight pants hear and know that I am the kind of guy who will bring them breakfast in bed after we spend our first night together….only to throw them to the curb a few hours later because there are so many fucking tight pants out there I can’t just commit to one, it would be a crime against romance to be monogamous with the tight pants…because I’ve got enough romance to give all the tight pants out there and there’s a lot of tight pants out there.

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2021

Nov

Beatrice Bouchard Slutty Angel from Heaven of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard is a home grown hottie, she’s from Quebec Canada where I live, so I have to be careful what I say, I don’t need pitchfork carrying mobs stabbing me in the dick like it was a herpes outbreak the next time I walk my dog….

Not that I’d have anything bad to say about a babe in costume wearing a thong and heels…you know the way Halloween costumes are meant to be…

Plus, I’ve always found Bouchard way more interesting than her famous tennis star sister, since they are twins…and the tennis one has to travel the world, train hard to get into the grand slam events to keep her sponsors happy, while her TWIN sister gets to party, travel to party, get to all the exclusive events with her name alone, and that is amazing…

Why do the work, when your twin sister does it for you, so you can focus on shit like being an “influencer” which is a vague “pay me to live”….a fucking win….like this costume.

I am committed to appreciating the sisters of the famous ones….especially when in lingerie…even if they look a little too instagram to me….she’s still hot and doing it right.

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2021

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Icy Tits of the Day

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I don’t know what it says about society that Alessandra Ambrosio is hotter now than she was when she was a Victoria’s Secret model for what must have been 15 to 20 years.

I assume it says that people are getting uglier, or old bitches are the only ones who know what my traditional ideas of beauty represent or look like….

So while these fat girls are twerking on faces like a bunch of gutter porn stars they for some weird reason idolize…maybe it’s because porn chicks are accessible and not actually hot which opens the door for other uglies to get jerked off to….because if there’s one thing I know, it’s that breaking into porn is the easiest thing a girl can do…once she drops her morals, values and shame…and chooses that dark and terrible world…but SUBSCRIBERS CAN BUY YOU MANSIONS…

We’re stuck with the old guard as the last standing hot chicks…even though they are too fucking old to be the hot chicks…they represent a better past and give hope of a better tomorrow..

It could just be photoshop, filters and other bullshit, as they do….but Ambrosio at her “hottest” for the brand was the least interesting of the bunch, but now I think she’s hot and this is her in costume…

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