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2021

26

Oct

Elsa Hosk Fitness Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk is arguably the hottest of the recent Victoria’s Secret models, which is probably not saying much since they hire dump truck looking women for their campaigns now that they have agendas in woke to produce, relying heavily on people’s short attention spans, knowing that their exclusive club of NO FAT CHICKS allowed is hardly something they can push anymore, even though it is what they are known for, and like your souther borders they are just opening the floodgates letting all the pussy, and some penis that look like it could have a pussy if you were drunk enough, to endorse their bullshit made in china by slaves underwear that you’ll assume is made in china by slaves, since everything we own is made in china by slaves, it’s all part of the killing of the middle class outsourcing to save money in the most irresponsible and unethical way….but that applies to all corporations not just those that had an owner who funded Epstein….according to the RUMORS…

But yeah, the recent mom, is an athletic set of hot tits, who had a career before being a hot model as a basketball player, which was probably more annoying than her current job which requires just being hot…..no early practices, just the occasional meeting here and there and the money’s far better, even though you’d think Swedish women’s basketball cast by girls that look like Elsa Hosk would be bigger than the UFC….

This is her doing fitness, since fitness doesn’t kill, but according to her native Sweden, the moderna shot does, so they banned it…something that’s good to know…only the mainstream media says they didn’t ban it…but paused it… THANKS FACT CHECKERS for LYING.

Fitness actually improves your chances of surviving basically everything, so get fit or jerk off to new moms with hard nips getting fit…

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2021

26

Oct

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Trust the Science….that’s basically how I like to present this SCIENTIFIC research I’ve been conducting this week on girls who have the right waist to hip ratio as a reminder that science is a REAL thing that doesn’t need to be censored off social media, and really all of the media, because they’ve been silencing everyone, from politicians, scientists, PhDs, MDs and even people who have lost family, friends, or even their mobility from the stupid fucking shot they are mandating even though it is experimental and has not gone through the SCIENCE needed to decide if it was safe..

Yes, I keep going back to that when you may want an escape, use the hot bodied ladies as your escape, while I see them as a reminder of the crimes against humanity going on….thanks to people being mindless half retard idiots!

But this isn’t about that, it’s about other science, which is that men are more attracted to women with a waist and hip ratio that is substantial enough so you don’t confuse them for me….which you can’t get with those men who want to live as women but they get enough cock from the perverts out there…so maybe it’s not about what makes a woman, or what makes a woman hot, now that everyone’s gay…

This is reminder that you don’t need to be gay, just because the media, hormones in the foods, want you gay….I watched that series YOU where they put in weird hate towards anti-vaxxers out of nowhere, which was a good time to turn off the show, but they went into being POLY AMOROUS because regular marriages, even amongst killers is so DULL…and in their pushing of that FUCK UP MARRIAGES because monogamy is a Christian Value, the dude in YOU said he was willing to fuck a dude in an orgy….because that’s where it’s at…and now all you freaks into watching porn are wondering if the dick is what turns you on or the girl being fucked by the dick…or whether YOU are the woman in the porn being indoctrinated into this shit…

BUT SCIENCE…which can’t be argued are saying girls with hips and a smaller waist are hotter than those boxy bitches..

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2021

26

Oct

Nicola Peltz Nude of the Day

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Oh Look, David Beckham and Victoria’s Beckham’s spoiled brat son is an artist now….I mean I am sure you realized that when seeing his tattoos, I mean he must be a HARD, deep, dark and tormented pussy who was raised in his fucking castle as a spoiled brat, but we can be sure he throws the GNARLIEST tantrum when his maid doesn’t bring his CUP OF TEA that is warm enough…you know something to FEAR….

This is the kind of guy who gets in confrontations with real men during a spoiled rich kid tantrum…and says “do you know who my daddy is, my daddy will GET you, he has LAWYERS and can play soccer harder than YOU….”….

The plight of the entitled rich kid…and the funniest thing is that he’s actually the sugar baby in this relationship, because PELTZ is the heiress to some evil corporate banker and investor who once owned Dr Pepper and other shit that probably did their part in ruining the fucking world, but they’ll blame you for it….

His girl, Nicola Peltz, the NAKED girl in this ARTSY shoot in front of the mirror, you know it’s ARTSY because he’s got a LEICA and it could even be FILM….oh my so deep….doing their best INSTAGRAM like a gang of fucking losers, who will never know they are losers, cuz they have too much fucking money to not be losers…

THAT SAID, I know nothing about these rich kids, and they could be the fucking coolest, I mean the fact they are taking strategic nudes after bathing together because they are in love, isn’t a bad use of their money….if anything, bring more of it…

I endorse his art so long as there are naked bitches in it, whether it’s his hot rich girlfriend or someone else…BRING IT LIKE BECKHAM…right?

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2021

26

Oct

Kate Hudson Bra Panties of the Day

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Billionaire in training Kate Hudson is way too fucking old for this kind of behavior, it’s like she’s rich as shit to begin with, she’s got her celebrity that was gifted to her as part of her trust fund, she’s still making money with her online athletic brand that will likely make her a billionaire if she hasn’t been labeled a billionaire yet….the way they value these direct to consumer instagram brands is pretty fucking mental…it’s the QVC of this generation and I am sure 80 percent of people buying FABLETICS have no idea that it is Kate Hudson’s project she was weirdly put into the position of being the face of the brand, like she was Alba and the Honest Company, or Rihanna’s underwear brand with the same partners as Hudson has in her fitness shit…

POINT OF THE STORY, the “founder” the “actress” the obnoxious rich and entitled celebrity kid before every influencer was a celebrity rich kid….is doing influencer shit in her 40s cuz she works out, or maybe her husband tells her how hot she is for a 40 year old…and it’s got to her head…

Or she watches the porn, sees how slutty the internet is and like other girls just can’t resist posing in her underwear for the fans.

I’d be interested to see how eager she was to get naked in the movies back when she was a big deal…I am thinking she had a no nudity clause…but that was then, this is now…becoming a rich as shit but still willing to whore whore is an evolution people…

I don’t mind the half nakedness, I’d love to see the panties after a few days of wearing them, you know to see what she leaves behind….but that’s just me….

I do mind that she was involved in Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide, just reminding me that she’s an evil woman with an EVIL man eating vagina….

I think the only UPSETTING thing in this is that her pose is shit, her ass and thigh is doing some weird fucking uneven looking photoshopped shit, when we’d be perfectly happy with her on all fours with a close up on the mom pussy breaking free from the panty….

But instead we get this weirdness….because of lowered expectations, if you do it, don’t bother doing it right, because no one will even notice we’re too busy chasing other sluts.

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2021

26

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I like to think we live in unprecedented times, not because of the whole COVID lockdowns, the whole MASKING, the whole VACCINE campaign being mandated on people, thanks to other people being brainwashed into thinking anyone who doesn’t get a shot that isn’t proven, experimental and that has no recourse or liability that people can sue over….where healthy people are being told they could be sick, where people are scared of healthy people, all thanks to some bullshit testing mechanism that lied about the numbers…I guess those are unprecedented times too….far more important than the unprecedented times I was going to go into in this TIGHT PANTS posed….

The unprecedented times I was going to go into about TIGHT PANTS because never before has there been an era where the average woman of any age is so connected to her “online” life, in her cellphone selfies, that they’ve produced so many nudes starring themselves, for their boyfriends, their online dating, their instagram feed, their monetization platforms….we are surrounded by girls who have countless nudes on their phones….

So when they go out in public, they don’t think twice about wearing pants where you can basically see the full shape of their assholes…you know not even just cameltoe but rather FULL FUCKING anus…..it’s pretty exciting times…unprecedented times…where if you leave your house you’ll most definitely see PUSSY definition…or more…from someone you never met, spoke to, and who probably would never give you the time of day, but at least you can see their CUNTS…

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2021

26

Oct

Sara Sampaio Bathtub of the Day

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Sara Sampaio’s in her bath holding her tits looking pretty fucking hot even if she’s been the most unimpressive of the Victoria’s Secret models, at least back when Victoria’s Secret models mattered. They don’t anymore….but their roster or their archive are still babes…it’s just that their brand is fucking dead thanks to the help of some guy who “DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” dragging their credibility through the mud….

I like to think that Sara Sampaio is showing off some PORTUGUESE fishing tricks, old family tradition, where you strip down and jump in like a big wave surfer in NAZARE after one too many grilled meat platters and egg tarts…where your naked body connects with the elements, with nature, and your frequencies trick the fish to swim up your cunt….where a little KEGEL kills them…..but maybe that’s just fantasy. MY portuguese fishing fantasy I never knew I had.

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2021

26

Oct

Skylar Grey Nip Slip of the Day

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Skyler Gray is some songwriter who has had some hits for other people like she was Gaga, Bebe Rexha, SIA and whoever the fuck else is out there trying to establish themselves as their own talent, because that’s how narcissism works…you make millions off hit songs for these other sluts…knowing they make tens if not hundreds of millions off your fucking songs…like Skyler Gay wrote some Rihanna song that you know helped Rihanna break the BILLIONAIRE level, thanks to money being printed for retards like it was water, in fact water is probably worth more than money these days…not that I know economics.

I do know nipples…and in this small weird bra marketing hook for the “artist” and “songwriter” who is trying to break through…and I’m into that kind of marketing cuz I like me some tits and ass…

I also remember an era when pornstar Belladonna shaved her head, probably after being flushed in too many toilets while being fucked by some aggressive porn dude, where all the porn lovers loved the look, because CUMMING on head seemed exciting to them…weirdos…KEEP THEM OUT OF THE CANCER WARD….

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2021

26

Oct

Sophie Simmons Ass of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is probably the more interesting KISS merchandise because you can fuck it and it feels less awkward than putting some KISS action figure up your ass while jerking off to old concert footage as you do KISS FANS ARE MENTAL.

Sophie Simmons who has historically been a fat chick with fat tits, is clearly excited by how her big ass looks, maybe she’s trying to get cast in some HIP HOP videos you know…cuz they love the fat asses.

I’ve been pretty underwhelmed by this one, because for the last 8 years she’s been trying to be an instagram model or instagram influencer and she’s been really fucking bad at it.

Despite having a budget, trust fund, some savings, access to all the KISS fans…NO ONE cares.

WILL THIS ASS IN JEANS SHOT help…I don’t know…but I think it’s nice to se she’s more than just womanly tits, she’s also womanly ass.

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2021

26

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too! TINY TIT LIVES matter….if they are going to be teaching kids perverted shit in the schools, as they are, they should let the girls know that tit size is irrelevant, and that people only get excited by massive sloppy tits on a small frame because they are a diamond in a rough, the treat, the gift from the lord….NOT the industry standard of beauty.

There’s nothing I hate more than young girls, we’re talking 18-25 year olds, maybe even younger if they have fucked up parents, which I’d argue most people do, since society is so fucked…but there’s nothing I hate more, I mean other than our freedoms being attacked by corrupt corporate run criminals, but ONE of the things I hate…is hearing stories of girls butchering their tits.

Small tits, like big tits, are tits and the only thing they can’t do is titty fuck your micro cock as well, but your micro can barely titty fuck big tits either, you know part of the fun of a micro cock…owning the most useless phallus you can’t even pull out in your toxic male rage…because it’ll expose you as being a pussy….with something that looks like a pussy….instead of balls…you TRANS without even trying or mooching off all the benefits of being trans…LOSER..