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2021

15

Nov

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum is in Greece because when you’re rich and famous, the last two years have likely been very good to you, and the whole struggle the masses have to deal with doesn’t apply to them.

There are two or more timelines going on. You have the TRUTH and the TRUTH SEEKERS and the blinded or hoping things go back to normal….and who happily watch the rich get richer and live their life of luxury in luxurious places that are far less populated than they were before the pandemic because normal people aren’t traveling, making them the real fucking suckers in all this….but I guess we’ve been the suckers in all this all along because we’ve allowed them to win so we can watch them live their best life and envy them, because they are better than us.

Heidi Klum is better than us, or better than most and this is her topless in Greece in her late 40s for instagram. She is a mom of many, who has been banged out by some big cocks like SEAL COCK and rightfully so, if you’re going to be fucking a goddess like KLUM who makes no sense in terms of biological aging…it might as well be with a big dick….

I call her a product of German Eugenics of the 1940s….where they were trying to breed the hottest bitches…and it worked…so I guess the good news about the future is that the people in charge will only breed babes in the lab the way NATURE intended – otherwise NATURE wouldn’t create designer babies through genetic programming…

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2021

15

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Titty Shake of the Day

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This is what you do when your dad gets his first murder in the books…

A big sloppy titty jiggle, because that’s the kind of content the people want and when you have big tits you can produce with little effort, creative vision or thought.

I like the titty jiggles, even on a tank of a woman in pushing 6 foot 5 like Ireland Baldwin because she’s proportionate…

I don’t really talk about the RUST set thing because I don’t care and know nothing about the story…

I think it’s a solid strategy to distract us from real issues we’re dealing with and I don’t really care that an asshole like Alec Baldwin shot someone. I don’t even believe the story that they are telling us about it. I think he’s acting his way through it…and it doesn’t matter…

There’s a movie with Zach Braff, Robert DeNiro and Tommy Lee Jones on Amazon that I watched because my life is as pathetic as yours and I waste away watching that shit….

It wasn’t terrible and it is about trying to kill an old washed up Western actor on set to collect the insurance money…..so maybe that was the motivation on RUST….

Who really cares because Ireland Baldwin is acting accordingly and that’s really the only interesting thing about Alec Baldwin. Not his fraud wife and her lies about her origin story, not their 300 children, not his killing ways….but his daughter’s titties being jiggled.

When you reduce serious things down to the tits, it’s a win for all of us not into serious shit, but into tits…so focus on TITS.

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2021

15

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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My mother died when I was a kid so I never really had a traditional opinion of a mom, you know like how I never had a sister, so I used to always think it made perfect sense for brothers and sisters to fuck, because what a gift the world gave people by letting them have a sister in their house they can spy on, steal the panties of, and all that…which apparently is not the kind of Family Values people had at the time, but based on born of the era, is the whole point of family, which is just part of the destruction of the family system…because once family start fucking each other – you are in a weird place culturally…

The point is that moms were never the peacekeeper, the head of household, the nurturing and the caring, the chef and the nurse because that wasn’t my experience…so moms were just the fully developed ladies at my friends houses with the tits.

So I get the whole MILF thing on a level but the whole MILF thing loses the appeal when you became a stepfather, because you get the hell of a family, without the actual responsibility, it’s like volunteering to be a fire fighter and being knee deep in a fire about to die thinking “they don’t even pay me for this shit, I did this for free, I volunteered to die for this shit, what a fail”….

The mom pussy, is far lower quality than the non-mom pussy…and the moms know it, even the hot ones…..

So MILFs are easy or desperate or feel they have baggage with the kids and ex husbands….and they do…so it makes them more affordable, accessible, and fun to be around because they’re bullshit is focused at other motherfuckers…

Which is why I endorse finding MILFS and becoming stepfathers in your own right, it is better than being lonely…

Now that I am in my 50s, MILFs are in their late 20s and 30s and thus the whole MILF thing is irrelevant because based on age alone, they are a win…

So here are some MILFs looking good and being amazing

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2021

15

Nov

Camila Cabello Fitness Struggle of the Day

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Dude…

Camila Cabello is some Cuban import that made it in Hollywood which always makes me feel suspicious because there are so many talented locals who don’t make it…so how did someone who was brought over by a communist country with seemingly no money….get to the top of the charts in a girl band. I guess her talent was JUST THAT much better than everyone else and I don’t know anything about her music, so I can’t confirm or deny that, but I do know that none of the pop music out there is meaningful, inspiring or real music. The girls leading the bands or dancing on stage as they pretend to sing the over produced songs are usually not that impressive and obviously just a vessel to push whatever thy are pushing. I guess a broke girl from Cuba would be a great one to use, knowing she wouldn’t bog anything down with her born in America privilege.

That’s not to say I know anything about her rise to the top, I am just a skeptic….

There was a time when she was a tight package of a popstar in a girl band, who went solo…then the pandemic happened and she went back to Florida where she clearly had one too many Cuban spit roasts…maybe with her boyfriend who is also a popster where he was the meat in the middle taking it from both sides…you know cuz he has gay vibes….or maybe it was just too much RICE AND BEANS….now that she’s all rich as shit and famous.

Anyway, she’s not as humiliated by her weight gain as she would have been a decade ago, since even when fat she’s skinnier than the average and I guess she’s getting back into fighting shape, in this struggle to do a sit up….her belly in those bike shorts getting in the way as it does and for those of you who sit in the park and watch outdoor workouts, this is more post pregnancy, during pregnancy, or geriatric “Boot camps”….at least in terms with the body.

The good news is at least she’s trying..

The better news is at least she put her trainer in the picture, because that’s an ass and body distraction Cabello needs…she should bring her everywhere she goes, you know to give us something to look at.

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2021

15

Nov

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted up a booty show video in her bikini with the caption “NATURAL BB”….which I am going to assume is based on her ass and strictly the ass alone….because we are in this society of people jacking themselves up so that they can be “instagram hot”….this is not the era of natural beauty surfacing to the top for all the perverts, but rather a bunch of basic or average girls thinking they can be hot with a few shitty bootleg procedures..

That’s not to say Bella Thorne is one of those girls, she was cast on Disney as a kid and I am sure was well liked by the execs, maybe a little too well liked, assuming the predator storylines are true about Hollywood…

It’s to say that her having to say that her ass is natural, just means her network all have fake asses, so having a real ass is some sort of clout….when I remember a time that all asses were real and you didn’t need to broadcast it..and the fact that she is, is pretty disappointing…because too much shit is fake out there, we don’t need more fake shit…

I also think Bella Thorne is only talking that her big ass is real, because the tits are questionably fake, and her face has had more injections than a heroin addict on the street corner I’d likely pay 5 dollars for a blowjob from because that’s the philanthropy I can afford…HERE get another HIT baby…but first SERVICE ME…

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2021

15

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I like to think that Kylie Jenner motivated all the girls on the internet who are trying to be Kylie Jenner in their own right, but don’t have the resources, the family, the team, the reality show to really make it, but they do have access to shitty bootleg face injections, they are available on every corner, it’s the new back alley abortion…just for the face…ABORT YOUR ORIGINAL LOOK and turn youself into a muppet looking TRANSGENDER….since you can’t call em tranny.

It’s a weird trend…but along with the face injections, the half naked on the internet, the filters and the photoshop, has come a group of young people who keep the kid after being cummed inside when trying to simulate intimacy, romance and love…you know “Say you love me when you cum in me man I met on Tinder shit”…

I assume they see having kids as a big opportunity to monetize, I mean they can turn their bootleg influencing to their kid, brands like kids, it opens a whole new revenue stream….but I could be wrong…

I mean maybe they just do the whole getting knocked up for the TITTY MILK FETISH videos…and child support checks from the rich guys they let cum in them…you know, it’s a business in a transactional society we are all slaves in.

I started out HATING THE MILKY tit videos, but now I think they are great….I mean nature is wonderful and for some girls, milky tits is the only thing left natural on ’em….and natural is what I fucking endorse.

YAY NATURE.

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2021

15

Nov

Where have all the Cowboys Gone and Other Videos of the Day

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TikTok Challenge – Looks Not So Challenging

This Christmas Ad has Santa Using his Vax Pass – How Responsible of Him for Complying with Evil

This is hilarious

New TikTok Trend –

Help Her Pick a Date Outfit TikTok Trend

She’s a Machine TikTok Trend

It’s a Look…

Is TikTok the New Generation’s Strip Club?

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2021

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Money is the root of all evil, which I why I don’t have any…keep that evil out of my life so that I can’t buy myself nice things, I’ll stick to the affordable crackwhores and their 5 dollar blowjobs, because in this era, you can live like the rich, if you just lower your expectations….travel to 5 star hotels in luxury places with sugar babies isn’t that much different than fucking bitches up the ass in a Wendy’s parking lot.

I do this shit for the troll, that is no longer the troll since no one sees it and I don’t really bother but it still entertains me.

Blogs are just a dinosaur concept in an era where no one reads…YET I STILL WRITE..

Maybe all I need is a “PODCAST” with a laugh track to let the people know when to laugh, because I wonder how many laughs late night TV gets if there wasn’t a laugh track or a sign telling people to laugh. NONE…there would be no laughs.

Since I don’t care to be on camera or audio, maybe I just need “LAUGH NOW” signs within the blog post so you all know where the jokes are.

Becuase ultimately, everything is a fucking joke in this simulation…so stop being so fucking serious you angry monsters…not you, but a general energy of angry motherfuckers is ALL over this cancerous internet.

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Model Katya has her Ass Out
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Charli XCX has a New Video
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Australian Boxer Avril Mathie Spent Her Day Off Playing Some Beach Volleyball
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Shia LaBeouf is Engaged to Mia Goth
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Orangutan Gets Woman’s Sunglasses After She Drops It,
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Two Men Escape With Their Lives When Heavy Load Falls On Them!
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Nerd Uses Visual Effects to Create THOR HAMMER
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Tank at the Gas Station
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Some Cam Girls Being Hot for You…
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2021

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just misgendered myself.

Here are some steplINKS while I figure my pronouns out.

Ariana Grande in Lingerie
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Paige VanZant Gives Off Bad Bitch Energy in Bikini Top
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Malu Trevejo’s Loves an Underboob Shot!
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Olivia Culpo’s Tight Dress
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Kesha’s Nip Slip
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January Jones Brings Out the Christmas Balls.
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Savannah Montano’s Smoking Hot Breakfast
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Olga Obumova is Amazing in Lingerie!
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Bella Hadid Cleavage Selfie
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WWE Star Rhea Ripley’s Nip SLip
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Pat Sajak is Retiring in 2 Years…
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Britney is Free
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THIS IS A BEARDED WOMAN WITH BIG TITS….
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Creepiest place on earth..
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Anne Winters is a Hot Actress in Lingerie
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Time for the Week 11 SEC Picks With Sara Cheek!
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Joe Rogan on Colin Kaepernick
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10 of the Most Dangerous Hand to Hand Combat Weapons
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Some Impressive Weightloss Before and After Pics
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R. Kelly’s Cellmate Makes Comics about Them
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YouTuber Breaks Into Security Expo, It’s Way Too Easy
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Tyler Herro’s Baby Momma Thirst Trapping in Leopard Print
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Courtney Cox Does a Vibrator Ad
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Weird Smoker….
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Christopher Walken Destoys a Banksy
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Man Falls into Inanimate Objects
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Trying to Trick Dogs with a Mask
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8 Stunts that are Rinsed and Repeated in the Movies
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Pearl Gonzalez Makes DMs Claim After Britain Hart Cracked a Joke About Her “Fake Tits”
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Paris Hilton Got Married
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Whale Comes Up to Say Hi
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Funny Flight Attendant
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Man Tries To Recreate How Someone Can Get Stuck In A Freezer, Nearly Gets Stuck!
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Falling Rock Signs are Very Important
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Lizzo Does the Splits
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New Zealand vs America
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How to Make Black Fire
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Insane Parkour in the Desert not the Dessert
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A Roller Coaster Ride
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The Trashman Prank
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Crow Photobombs a Meterologist
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Von Miller Welcomed Odell Beckham Jr. to the Ring Chase in Los Angeles
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Get These Sex Toys!
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Cam Sluts are Cam Dream Girls…
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Avril Lavingne Shows Some Panties
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Lucy Halie in a Tight Outfit
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Taylor Swift Shows Leg
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Kendall Jenner at a Wedding
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Bebe Rexha’s Big Cleavage
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Sammi Hanratty Panty Flash
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Lady Gaga in a Skimpy Dress
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Miley in Fishnets
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Maude Apatow in a Magazine
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From stepSMUT!!

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Masturbating in the Bath Fail..
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Don’t Watch This…SNotty
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Two Hot Girls Fucking Pillows
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Crackhead Shit
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Nice Rack…
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Labia in the Water – Does it Sink or Float
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Ashley Tervort Decorates the Tree
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Mashup Weirdness
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Big Weird Dildo
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Don’t Watch THis….Lawnmower Fucker
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Girls Try to Cross Streams
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Roomba Likes Big BOobs
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Gushin
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Fucked in the Car
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Fisted Librarian
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dildo Sucker
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2 Girls 1 Guy Threesome
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Titty Flasher
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Doesn’t Want to be Filmed but Gets Filmed Amateur
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Some Squirting
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She Calls it Cock Sliding
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Dildo in the ASs
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Agatha No Pants
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Girl and her Wand
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Nude Model at the Golden Sunset
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Extreme Peeing in the Shower
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Dildo Sword
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2021

12

Nov

Britney Spears is Free but Still Weird of the Day

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I’m ready to see her go off the rails and start releasing the porno content we deserve but that we couldn’t get because of her handlers…assuming that she won’t still have handlers…I mean can a famous person really ever be free…probably not….

Either way, more crazy tits from a crazy who has potentially got out of her prison cell…all fired up and ready to do the important things she missed out on…like release nudes!

If I know anything, it’s that crazy girls are forever crazy….which makes them good in bed and scary to be around…let’s see how this pans out assuming the world doesn’t end before she takes full advantage of FREEDOM the veterans died to give her….

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